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LMBOThe most dispariging place on reddit (self.ShitRedditSays)

TheSupremeAntiSJW が 投稿

Dear Shitredditsays:

I'm a black man, I am a gay man, and I am a muslim man. Here's what I need to say

STOP.

Stop brigading other subreddits because they said something that hurt your SJW feelings. I'm black, gay, muslim and I know how to take a joke. If someone says "kill all blacks", just ignore them and wash it off, they're just trolling. If someone says "black people like KFC haha!" then just laugh with it because it's a funny ass joke.

You guys are the cancer of reddit.

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[–]Gigadweeblike spears, makeup is an evolutionary byproduct 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lemme guess, you're transgender too but you think it's just a mental illness, and you're a left-winger who voted for Trump?

[–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSneon legbeard 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why are you so offended by SRS' existence?

Just ignore us and wash it off. If someone says "redditors are horrible human beings" then just laugh with it because it's a funny ass truth.

[–]Archangelle_AdelleEl octavo día BRD, después de tanto trabajar...[M] 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Oh well we are ever so glad that your bigoted ass can speak for all minorities ever. Pack it up, ladies. TheSupremeAntiSJW has finally made his opinion known.

We don't brigade. We see comments on Reddit and we vent about them here, in our own space, which you have rudely invaded.

Furthermore, calling out shitty bigoted comments doesn't mean our "feelings were hurt." That's you, projecting. It also doesn't mean that we don't know what jokes are. We know what they are, we just think they are shitty. Because a "joke" that relies on bigotry is in FACT a shitty joke.

[–]InannaQueenOfHeavenCuz these words are knives and often leave scars. 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mods, can we write quality LMBOs without getting banned for it? Sometimes I just want to show people how it is done.

[–]VladimirLemin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What's lmbo?

[–]PM_me_your_Seitan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stands for 'laughing my BRD off' and it means the anti-srs rants which get posted on here from time to time. They usually get upvoted massively, and if you check the top posts, there should be a few classic ones.

[–]fluffywhitethingSorry, Redditor, your Peach is frozen in another subreddit. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"laughing my butt off"

[–]NotMyBestPlanReally, why not just burn it all down? 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

calling out shitty bigoted comments doesn't mean our "feelings were hurt."

And for those of us who are hurt by the internet's tendency to deny the humanity of various people on a whim, to demean and spread hate, to blame the victims to excuse those causing harm, fuck you for implying that the problem is in responding to words rather than saying them in the first place.

Having your feelings hurt by a deluge of comments telling you to kill yourself is a human response. Being a robot incapable of feeling is not a virtue.

[–]Aza-Sothoth/╲/\╭(◕◕ ෴ ◕◕)╮/\╱\ so salti 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which one of you wrote this?

[–]themilibandgirlfun police 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

3/10

we don't know how much you lift

also try telling us how we ruined your life

excellent effort pretending to be a minority though

[–]EHP42 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Triple minority, even.

[–]themilibandgirlfun police 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

he's so oppressed that this subreddit is a major problem in his life

[–]fanofcherrycoke 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dear TheSupremeAntiSJW:

Thank you for taking the time to write to us. Unfortunately, at this time we cannot abide your request to "Stop brigading other subreddits because they said something that hurt your SJW feelings. I'm black, gay, muslim and I know how to take a joke. If someone says "kill all blacks", just ignore them and wash it off, they're just trolling. If someone says "black people like KFC haha!" then just laugh with it because it's a funny ass joke.".

Sincerely, ShitRedditSays

[–]Prosthemadera 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"This decision was difficult as we get many qualified applicants each day and it doesn't reflect negatively on you as a person.

We wish you all the best with your search to get your request fulfilled."

[–]sunrose8The ultimate rebellion is protecting the status quo by any means 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This new account from someone that is an amalgamation of almost everyone that Reddit likes to shit on is totes 100% totally legit! I'm sure he is not a scrawny white straight boy trying to defend shitting on minorities without any backlash!

And even if you were really the person you say you are yu don't get to speak for everyoe from that group.

BTW. This is the first LMBO in a while. Right?

[–]Eternium_OreIT'S A FUCKING FEMINIST SYSTEM 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so obviously written by an SRSter :/

[–]ugh_white_males 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If someone says "black people like KFC haha!" then just laugh with it because it's a funny ass joke.

because it's a funny ass joke.

a funny ass joke.

Lol good job here this is actually pretty clever.

It's about as painfully boring and moronic as thinking being "muslim" or "gay" or "black" impresses us.

But then again, the joke here is clearly you suggesting that it's funny. Which is actually pretty funny in and of itself.

[–]fluffywhitethingSorry, Redditor, your Peach is frozen in another subreddit. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"black people like KFC haha"

tries to find the joak

is it funny because of the haha?

It's funny because of the haha. Adding the haha makes it funny, right?

[–]OMGWTFBBQUEDildopolis 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You forgot all that sex we have with the admins.

[–]hangfromthisone 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have been in this site for a few years now (used different users, STOP OPPRESSING ME) but I really really like this sub. I mean, I feel like home. Shit, everyone

[–]gingerspice999 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you a troll? Serious question

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    [–]witchofrosehall 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Request denied.

    You guys are the cancer of reddit.

    Thank you!

    [–]SmuttsI'll call you on your shit - please call me on mine 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    [–]One_Four_Five 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    0/10

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    [–]oboeplumI'll censor your freeze peach but first I wanna procrastinate 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    oooo, when was the last LMBO? Also it's not a particularly good one, I prefer longer paragraphs. 3/10 for effort.

    [–]NEOOMGGeeWhiz 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Awe, look. He's scared. So adorable.

    [–]aceavengers 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No black person ever thought 'black ppl love kfc lol' nice try.

    [–]agreatgreendragonMx is good, Comrade is better 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Looks like someone's feelings were hurt... And it ain't ours. Just because you hate yourself doesn't we should too. We aren't the cancer, we are the doctors. Sorry if our scalpel seems a little sharp, I guess.

    [–]samuentaga 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nice bait.

    [–]dv12900sometimes anti-social, always anti-bigotry 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm a black man, I am a gay man, and I am a muslim man.

    Oh my God stop with the opression Olympics.

    /s

    [–]Princess_HarshwhinnyProfessionalism. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You sound mad. Thanks for letting us know!