So I'm reading a biography of Napolean (Napolean a Life by Andrew Roberts) and apparently Josephine sorta cucked him: "Napolean's love affair with Josephine has been presented all too often in plays, novels and movies as a Romeo and Juliet story: in fact, it was anything but. He had an overwhelming crush on her, but she didn't love him, at least in the beginning, and was unfaithful from the very start of their marriage. When he learned of her infidelities two years later while on campaign in the middle of the Egyptian desert, he was devastated. He took a mistresd in Cairo in part to protect himself from accusations of cuckolfry, which were far more dangerous for a French general of the era than those of adultery."

So I just wanted to emphasize to people that you could literally be Napolean and this could still happen to to you.