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[Match Thread] FC Rostov vs. Manchester United (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 1st Half

MANCHESTER UNITED 0-0 FC ROSTOV

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Premier League Tie between Manchester United and F.C. Rostov

Date: March 9th, 2017

Kick off BST: 18:00

Venue: Olimp-2, Rostov

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. F.C. Rostov
Romero Medvedev
Rojo Kalachev
Blind Mevlja
Smalling Navas
Jones Granat
Pogba Kudriashov
Herrera Noboa
Young Yerokhin
Fellaini Gatcan
Mkhitaryan Poloz
Ibrahimovic Bukharov

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: De Gea, Mata, Valencia, Lingard, Carrick, Rashford, Martial

F.C. Rostov SUBS: Goshev, Terentyev, Prepelita, Bayramyan, Kireev, Azmoun

Team news:

  • Fellaini starts, along with Young in as attacking midfielders.

  • Mkhitaryan is back, fit, and starting

  • No Rooney at all today. Mata, Rashford, Martial, and Lingard are our attacking subs.

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' KICK OFF Rostov get us underway!

5' United with an early free kick on the wing but that's caught easily by the goalkeeper. Both teams still feeling the game out.

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[–]J0nby 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So worried about the players I forgot about how bobbly it will be. Ffs, how is UEFA okay with this?

[–]AG1O 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love having Herrera back in the team

[–]DatGuyRichValencia Fanboy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This formation would suit Rashford up top

[–]RUALUM15 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love Rashford and Martial. Shame they don't get more playing time.

[–]DP112Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Their manager looks like he's accidentally been locked into a visitor's center within the stadium

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks very warm in there.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kicked his nose.

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nani got sent off for that once

[–]ScientificShrimpRvN 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This pitch is one of the worst I've seen. I've played in parks with one better than this ffs.

[–]TixicotPlease stay Schneiderlin <3 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MATCH GIFS

Apologies for the poor quality, my interenet sucks!

Blind freekick

Strong tackle from Smalling

[–]PokerPancakeDe Gea 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't blame Ander. The player is insured.

[–]Surtur1313Rashford 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is there really no consequence to keeping this pitch in such poor state? Can't UEFA at least fine them, or something? This is unacceptable.

[–]Dunkaegon 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's no problem as long as the players are insured.

[–]RUALUM15 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about we impose the fine by scoring a few times?

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smalling playing with fire.

[–]Melanjoly 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rostov keeper looks like he's about to ask someone for 20p 'for the bus'.

[–]RUALUM15 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have to take the train home. Can you spare any change?

[–]RUALUM15 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That wind almost hooked the ball in.

[–]TheDoctor512Van der Sar 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't watch the game. Is it really 3 at the back or something we're more used to seeing?

[–]nameofasongidontlikeHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

On paper it was laid out as a 4-3-3 with Young on the wing, but on the pitch he appears to be playing RWB in a back 5/3.

[–]SpO0ly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah back 3 with blind and young as wingbacks.

[–]mrmadoffBerbatov 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

i think i actually much prefer watchin this spanish BEIN stream instead of the american idiots or BT (i don't speak a word of spanish)

[–]fellowe5Valencia 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trust me, we hate Lalas as much as you folks.

[–]_________________-- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who's the muppet commentating on the FS2 stream?

[–]androidenthusiast08Free Martial 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What formation does it look like we're playing?

[–]seadoorSmalling 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like...5-3-1-1? Is that a thing?

[–]Dunkaegon 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Noticed that when trying snap shots in the box, Pogba does not look at the ball at all and looks at goal instead.

That could explain all the miskicks and airshots.

[–]KingOfDatShitSAF 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This pitch is sooooo bad

[–]Lingard 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We knew the pitch would be shit, no need for every comment to be on it.

(I see the irony behind this comment being about the state of the pitch.)

[–]The_Turbine 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, my school First XI pitch was in better condition than this patch of shite. It's not acceptable that teams in the EL have such inferior facilities. UEFA should use some of that compensation money to pay for a few bags of grass seed and some sprinklers.

[–]DP112Herrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God this wind is gonna be annoying

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Their keeper looked tiny in that shot.

edit: yep, he is tiny.

[–]b-had12 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are struggling to read and place the ball all over and I don't blame our boys. Watching the ball bounce the way it does, this is absolutely absurd. It looks like skipping rocks on water.

[–]The_Unagi 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Currently at work, can someone fill me in what formation we are playing?

[–]seadoorSmalling -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like 5 at the back with young and blind as the wingbacks. Herrera, pogba and fellaini in the midfield with Zlatan up top and mkhi playing behind him

[–]UneasyInsider 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba and Herrera at DM, Young, Fellainj and Mkhi ahead of them. Ibra up front.

[–]LillpappsZlatan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Both teams are playing 5-3-2.

[–]astronautist 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

what the fuck is this pitch

should have played the game somewhere warmer, like mars.

[–]I_am_a_sheepIbrahimovic 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

LOL is it just me or is anyone else finding it hard to take this game seriously, the pitch is literally worse than my local park.

[–]-Kablamoplasty- 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's laughable. I genuinely don't care in the slightest what the final score is, I just hope we make it out with no injuries.

[–]I_am_a_sheepIbrahimovic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely, feels like I'm watching some shitty local team play instead of the Europa League hahaa.

[–]blackgallagher87#POGBACK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are they playing on concrete? The bounce the ball has coming off the pitch is ridiculous

[–]UneasyInsider 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like they're playing with one of those floaters you get down the seaside

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bit bouncy and every pass you can see the ball bobbling.

[–]FatJohnson6Van Persie 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe UEFA doesn't have pitch readiness requirements. Nobody should have to play on these dirt patches, especially not in a European cup competition.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. But seriously. Where's the real pitch?

[–]chenderson3Blind 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The state of this pitch...

[–]shkico 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

what do you mean? its perfect

[–]Quik99Legend 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lalas you nonce

[–]hyperion86 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'd shit a brick if Pogba ever hits it cleanly within 20 yards

[–]blackgallagher87#POGBACK 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd prefer to be fucked up the ass with a broomstick than listen to Alexi Lalas do commentary

[–]hyperion86 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He somehow makes himself sound like a complete idiot literally every time he opens his mouth. I'm almost impressed at how he does it.

[–]funkylimIbrahimovic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

AYYYY POGBA!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH

[–]ijd17Uncle Ant 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba needs to go back to his normal hair colour he had before the new year, the blonde seems to be bad luck hahaha

[–]DarkSofterBIG DAVE TO THE RESCUE -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is that the 4th shot in a row pogba has misshit?..

[–]MDXLegendRooney 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has an excuse. He has a 90 Million euro pressure on him.

[–]GodIsAChipmunk 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does Pogba have the composure of a 10 year old in front of goal? Missing sitters every game ffs.

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba just made a huge divot in the pitch

[–]Heavens_Vibe 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn it Pogba lol

[–]PelleKavajMkhitaryan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

0-3

[–]b-had12 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pogba has got to finish that.

[–]-Kablamoplasty- 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For someone with suck good technical ability, his feet in the box are terrible. Has to be mental.

[–]mguk87 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba lol

[–]b-had12 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I should have learned Spanish so I could watch and understand the commentary on ESPN Déportes and wouldn't have to listen to Lalas on FS2. I know it gets brought up every time we have to hear him in the US but it really is God awful.

[–]RVP_20_Martial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Half the pitch is dirt

[–]MDXLegendRooney 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL. Pogba is fluffing his kicks.

[–]xfactorx69xVidić 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

God damn it Alexi Lalas. Shut up already

[–]patch517 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do yourself a favor and find a btsport stream. Rather watch some shitty 240p stream than listen to that cunt

[–]xfactorx69xVidić 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm at work so the options get a little more limited on mobile streams. Keeping an eye out though

[–]UneasyInsider 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lalas is a cunt is a Lalas is a cunt

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think people will understand that it's going to be a shit pitch if you play a non league side in the FA Cup but if you are in the Europa League you should have a good enough pitch. Fucking Lalas!

[–]FilipinooFlash 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smalling lmao not again

[–]nameofasongidontlikeHerrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho's game plan: The floor is lava

[–]-Kablamoplasty- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just the camera angle/my imagination, or is the pitch incredibly short and wide?

[–]DP112Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, Rostov do that Pearson/McClaren thing of not having their manager in the technical area? Always confuses me

[–]antantoonAlpaca Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So are we 3 at the back or not

[–]_zzd 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its 4 at the back. Blind and Rojo as fullback, Young as RW.

[–]RVP_20_Martial 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lalas is going to make my ears bleed

[–]Migraine- 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Him talking about the pitch, what a cunt...

[–]FatJohnson6Van Persie 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"The Iranian Messi" Fuck off Lalas.

[–]DJMattyMHerrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's he talking about lol

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lalas should know he's fucking shit at commentating and quit already.

[–]detinuHerrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just finished watching the last episode of this season's It's Always Sunny. United please bring me some joy :(

[–]LillpappsZlatan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ooh, Rostov hasn't played a league game in 3 months? Or did I hear that completely wrong.

[–]DP112Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

BT think Rojo's playing right back.

[–]DatGuyRichValencia Fanboy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolutely no chance

[–]DJMattyMHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No mate they just said 3 at the back with Young and Blind playing wing backs

[–]DP112Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

See my follow-up comment

[–]DP112Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

BT's graphics team do,anyway. The commentator just mentioned three at the back

[–]Atlantis135Mkhitaryan 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lalas commentating? Fuck.

[–]QuitePossiblyBritishHerrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That kid was fucking tiny wtf

[–]DJMattyMHerrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The players have just returned back from a 3 month winter break and should be feeling fresh... unlike their pitch 😂

[–]burnedgoatAnder 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hoofball from minute one, this will be a blast, can't wait to enjoy this european masterclass with you all

[–]UneasyInsider 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lovely fast outfield

[–]Suomis_Rashford 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope there are no fatalities. That pitch looks like shit.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet the pitch feels like concrete.

[–]Silver060Jones 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking winking at the camera!

[–]DP112Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah the classic running of the mascots. Such a beautiful tradition

[–]The_FatnessHerrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why the fuck does Alexi Lalas commentate so many of our Europa League games, tempted to just watch in spanish now.

[–]VazinhoRashford 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're in for a treat. It's the only decent stream I can find :( I wish Mac had Acestream...

[–]YMMVSPSFDCantona 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

tempted to just watch in spanish

Even if you don't speak Spanish, it would still make better sense than Alexi Lalas...

[–]DJMattyMHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol, that pitch is fucking horrendous man

[–]DatGuyRichValencia Fanboy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Romero always cracks me up walking at the back of the line

[–]KittensAreEvil 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Interesting to see how our GK gets on today, scoring the winner last night must of taken it out of him.

[–]raletti 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Judging by tonight's line up Jose seems to have gone with experience and toughness in general. Makes sense for this sort of away game. Not expecting a goal fest.

[–]un_amigo -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feeling excited for the game until I saw the name "Alexis Lalas" as 1 of 2 commentators.

[–]master_of_the_game 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GGMU Lets do this

[–]LillpappsZlatan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LALAS TIME BOIS! FML.

[–]FatJohnson6Van Persie 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Fuck Alexi Lalas forever.

[–]PelleKavajMkhitaryan -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every fucking time.. Yes he sucks, get over it

[–]whambamthankyoumam 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh God, yes. His first sentence was already enough for me to mute the stream.

[–]DJMattyMHerrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

BT Sport FTW

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sitting in a hotel room trying to watch it on the Bt Sport app. Fuck this place 0.2mb download speed

[–]DP112Herrera 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha BT have turned Rio and Gerrard's reaction to the Barca goal into an advert for their Champion's League coverage. That was quick.

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spent so long trying to work out the team that I didn't even notice Romero was playing.

[–]RUALUM15 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You play to win boys. Let's grab 2 crucial away girls and be sitting pretty for the return trip home.

[–]NATPAT90 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd rather leave the Russian girls in Rostov

[–]icefaang 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't think the Russian police will be okay with kidnapping.

[–]RUALUM15 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had a little bit of a Freudian slip because I'm watching a tv show right now, but hey the fingers type what the mind is thinking.

[–]FatJohnson6Van Persie 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

away girls are the best kind

[–]Arthurs_NoseThe Lovely Juan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is this a FS2 channel again in the US? Not seeing the match on in my tv listings

[–]astarkey12Valencia 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep. I share a Fox Soccer2go account with about 5 people to see these games, but you can get a 7 day free trial.

[–]unitedfuck 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's not make this another Midgetland. Another score draw or 1-1 or even 2-1 loss would be a good result and I'll be happy. Let's just get the fuck out without getting embarrassed. Bayern got beat here, so don't expect us to be playing a bunch of farmers, however bad the pitch is.

[–]FatJohnson6Van Persie 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Surprised Rooney's been left out completely. He played decent at the weekend. And Young over Martial is perplexing.

[–]Surtur1313Rashford 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial is probably on the bench to avoid injuries. This team is set up to be physical.

[–]DatGuyRichValencia Fanboy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its not really. Young is much better defensively, these lot aren't that bad at home.

Plus I don't think Young is playing on the left

[–]DJMattyMHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's get this done! GGMU!

[–]inquisitivemandoe 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

i wish match threads were easier to find

[–]pleasemovenorthHerrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sort the subreddit by new..

[–]Lannisters_HouseThe King 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not worried at all. Comfortable win tonight I think.

[–]Doctor_dildoShaw 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's smash em!

[–]DP112Herrera 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Said it in the lineup thread, but I'll repeat it here:

Jose said on BT that it's "not a passing game, or a game for creativity." Said it's a game for being "more direct, a game that will be fighted (sic) more than played"

[–]kydamo 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Very true, and the starting XI reflects this. The poor pitch conditions don't leave much room for technical play. This tie will be physical and decided mainly by athletic ability/whoever is more clinical in their finishing (yes, my name is captain obvious)

[–]Surtur1313Rashford 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fans of fancy football look away. This game is going to be rough and tumble.