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There are more than 2 genders (imgur.com)

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[–]snippysniper💩 3 |[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[–]highvelocitythings💩 3 | 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's not, but you're welcome to identify as whatever you want.

Just don't expect me to give a shit bout it

[–]Hardcoldfact 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought I was going to see the third as "mentally challanged"

Refreshing to see a helo as being an option ... now I identify as an Apache !

[–]will67will💩 35 | 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There are two genders man and cockwallet.

[–]Hardcoldfact 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or men and "samwich maker"? If you wanted to limit it to too

[–]WafflesAndMarbles💩 1 | 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm going to borrow this.

[–]FluSolverson💩 3 | 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm an ammosexual

[–]CaptainCiph3r💩 11 | loves 8==D 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What I'm bout to do, I'm bout to do so sweet, shit,

If Lil Will heard the rest he'd put me on the remix.

I'm taking over nigga, but gotta lotta plans,

Central heat and a/c, but still got a lot of fans.

You know I'm fresh, been feelin sick lately,

Red Monkey's on my ass.

I might have rabies.

You know when I'm around, it's most likely game over,

If you're a headache, I'm a damn hangover!

I'm way past cold, I'm bout to get my flu on,

My flows so hot, niggas want to keep their shoes on.

Can't sell albums if lies is whatcha tellin...

Ya best chance of being rich is gettin' Oprah pregnant.

American Pie? we quick to bust it.

These guns like beats nigga we got production.

At my shows the hoes get satisfaction, but the hotel room is the real main attraction.

Front desk at the Hilton, bitch didn't understand it,

"We don't want beds, head's better standing."

Watch these hoes hell they can wear a ski mask,

You checkin out her face?

I'm checkin out here kneecaps,

30 dollar fakes, why was he scheming,

Those are not True Religions, you're blasphemic,

My rhymes like crack, can you feel the numbness?

We eatin good nigga, scrumdiddlyumptious!

[–]jacksmachiningreveng💩 2 | 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could make the round bit look like the Fenestron on the Commanche

[–]uid_0💩 2 | 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you, OP. I identify as a strategic bomber. You need to be more inclusive.