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[–]doctor827 428 ポイント429 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Just say something funny then add my vagina

[–]Anal_Vacuum 185 ポイント186 ポイント  (15子コメント)

"funny"

[–]SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Anybody have an imgur link to a real life anal vacuum?

Edit: Fuck all of you, I am curious

Look at his username^

[–]TheHumanite 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Aw hey! Fancy meeting you here.

I don't have a link, I just wanted to say hi.

[–]gusthedanger 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Man, I run into you everywhere.

[–]SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Gus, I'm honored to be recognized by you.

[–]gusthedanger 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I run into you often across this vast Reddit wasteland, fellow traveller.

[–]SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've been subbed to your channel since the third Working Man video. This is kind of neat.

You're like, famous.

[–]gusthedanger 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, I'm just a kid.

[–]SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go where your dreams take you, kid.

[–]CHIEF_BIG_RIDGE 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey women are funny. Get over it.

[–]chillmonkey88 184 ポイント185 ポイント  (7子コメント)

She's funny guys, deal with it.

[–]waingro666[S] 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (6子コメント)

She's stupid fat, and obnoxious. Eat it up.

[–]gm4 181 ポイント182 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You whooshed on two comment in a row

[–]chillmonkey88 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, listen, seriously... she's super funny, deal with it.

[–]thefrdeal 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're quite possibly the worst person I've ever seen on Reddit

[–]waingro666[S] 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'll consider that a compliment.Thank you.

[–]easy_cure 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm ashamed to admit I liked her way back when, she wasn't very known and I promise she was nothing like she is now. She was actually (gasp) quite funny. Can't stand her now. Basically Lena Dunham 2.0

[–]pmckizzle 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Lena Dunham 2.0

you mean sister molester 2.0

[–]shrekter 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (2子コメント)

sister molester fister 2.0

FTFY

[–]pmckizzle 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so much better, damn

[–]FuckYouReddit- 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck that's a killer band name....

[–]easy_cure 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mistake. Exactly.

[–]widespreadhammock 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least Schumer tries to make jokes (keyword is tries). Dunham just complains, and that's it. My girlfriend watches girls at home so I'll see it from time to time... it's literally just rich white girls complaining about being rich white girls. Complain, bitch, complain, cry, complain should be the title of her biography.

[–]smookykins 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Instead it's Lesbian Pedophile Incest Rapist.

[–]kamehamequads 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude same! Then I saw her live like two years later and it was just awful.

[–]easy_cure 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally all her jokes are about her body. By no means is she huge or fat, she isn't stick thin but literally all her jokes are about being fat. That's all she has to say

[–]greymuse 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (31子コメント)

She's a jerk, but I don't think it's right to make fun of her for being fat

[–]11111one11111 207 ポイント208 ポイント  (24子コメント)

It's a real simple equation. If you don't like being called fat... don't be fucking fat.

[–]hakkzpets 126 ポイント127 ポイント  (23子コメント)

People could be nice to eachother too.

Whatever rocks your boat I guess.

Schumer is disgusting though, but not because her humor is so-so, or that she is overweight, but that she admittedly says she raped a person and looks like she is proud of it.

[–]curias00 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (17子コメント)

White men aren't people anymore.

[–]hakkzpets 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (16子コメント)

That's a bit racist, but sure. And when I say "a bit", I mean extremely.

[–]curias00 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (15子コメント)

It's sarcastic. I'm talking about the way people view white men these days.

[–]SmashBusters 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Do you get dirty looks in public for being a white man?

[–]curias00 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I'm not white

[–]SmashBusters 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Okay.

[–]11111one11111 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I get weird looks all the time, especially from people of color. I'm a white male. What's your point?

[–]smookykins 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

>ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

[–]11111one11111 -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm nice to people who are not lazy cry babies.

[–]Long-Night-Of-Solace 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You can't see that that's the same as saying, "I'm an asshole sometimes!"

People who see you acting like an asshole will treat you like you're an asshole.

You will blame them, blind to the fact that you're the asshole.

Blah blah etc

Don't be a dick.

[–]tunaloafer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Everyone's an asshole sometimes. Are you trying to tell me that's not true?

[–]Long-Night-Of-Solace 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How do you know?

Am I an asshole sometimes? Sure - I've been an asshole in the past in my own eyes, and even if I hadn't I'm sure others would say I had been whether I agree or not.

But some people might not do anything that they think is assholery, ever. Some might not even do things that make others think they're an asshole.

My point is that if you're proud of being an asshole or blind to the fact that you're an asshole, you're setting yourself up to have a shitty life.

[–]1YardLoss 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why not? She wasn't born fat. Being fat is a choice. That's like getting upset that someone said that you smells bad, because you refuse to shower. Don't want to be called smelly, take a shower? Don't want to be called fat? Diet and Exercise.

[–]greymuse 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My friend, we don't need to call people names. Life would be better if we encouraged and supported one another instead. I think people would be way more likely to make changes in their lives if they were approached with empathy instead of scorn.

[–]1YardLoss 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree, but this is the Internet.

[–]miawilder 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What I don't get is the people who vehemently hate on fat people. I think it's unhealthy and unattractive but if I see a fat stranger in public why the fuck do I care if they're fat or not? Not my life, not my choice lmao. Like we all know being fat is bad for you, you aren't superior for telling them something they already know. Just move on, I don't really see the point

[–]sninapeters 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's not really that fat, more just chubby.

[–]weinerpug 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like after someone's already a twat, a lot of people just tack on fat for the hell of it.

[–]commandakeen 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (3子コメント)

She's smart and funny get over it.

[–]waingro666[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

She's fat and unfunny, deal with it.

[–]commandakeen 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a south Park reference, no problem bro.

[–]gripnmybalz 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If I had a face like that, I would put a bag over my own head.

[–]EvilMonkey1965 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A plastic bag that you'd then tie really tight?

[–]Dennis__Reynolds 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (20子コメント)

I used to think she was hot.. then feminism got to her

[–]ifallalot 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (2子コメント)

When Feminism got to her she got politically fat. Look at her from like 5 years ago

[–]Dennis__Reynolds 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes feminism does that to most women. In reality she's just too lazy to exercise and eat healthy like the rest of us

[–]paintedL8Y 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But if I her money, I'd hire a personal trainer and personal chef. I'd be sexy as hell. Different strokes, I guess.

[–]FictionalLightbulb 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (15子コメント)

i dont care, she's fucking cute. but tell me why i should hate her. i dont know who this is.

[–]Dennis__Reynolds 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Amy Shuemer. She's a moderately funny comedian who started getting political and Social Justicey. She's one of the advocates of body positivity which encourages women to be satisfied with obesity. Now it might sound nice, but body positivity gives women this false idea that being obese is perfectly healthy and attractive. Its not only bad for women, but bad for men who don't want to date 400 pound women.

[–]FictionalLightbulb 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

ah. shes one of those "everyone should love everyone" kinda people.

[–]D4rkr4in 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uh more like "guys should love girls the way they are, but not the other way around"

[–]pmckizzle 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no, shes more "if you dont find fat women attractive, youre a sexist" kinds of people

[–]hakkzpets 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (8子コメント)

If someone is forcing you to date people, I think you have bigger problems in life than the weight of the person you are forced to date.

[–]Dennis__Reynolds 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

If more and more women are becoming overweight, then many men will be forced to settle if they don't want to die alone.

I never even used the word force

[–]hakkzpets -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Then die alone? I don't really see the problem.

People will adapt. If everyone around you are overweight, you will most likely find overweight people to be attractive.

[–]Dennis__Reynolds 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Then die alone? I don't really see the problem.

You are so far gone, you cannot be helped. Join a gym, I'm starting to think you're part of the problem.

[–]hakkzpets 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't think my weight is part of the problem of overweight people, but on the other hand I don't give a rats ass about what other people do to their bodies.

They want to shoot them full of steroids? Go ahead.

They want to shoot them full of heroin? Go ahead.

They want to shoot them full of fat? Go ahead.

It's your body, do whatever the fuck you want with it. It's not my concern.

[–]Dennis__Reynolds 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the encouragement that should be frowned upon. I don't see drug addicts taken in the spotlight encouraging young adults to try heroin. Not the act itself, the encouragement.

[–]smookykins 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You sound fat morbidly obese.

[–]hakkzpets 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah, I'm more underweight than anything else. I don't really see what my weight got anything to do with what I said though.

My point is stop caring so much about what other people do with their life.

[–]smookykins 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ew gross you have low standards

[–]FictionalLightbulb 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i know its fucking weird. almost like you and i are two different people with completely different interests. fuckin' crazy.

[–]Fakeandgay666 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (3子コメント)

https://imgur.com/gallery/UsYPx she used to be sorta cute bur her face has always pissed me off I feel like she lets herself go more every year

[–]Demonseedii 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She doesn't seem fat to me.

[–]Fakeandgay666 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a old picture

[–]SarariaThe Triggerer 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please mark that NSFL

[–]mrwilliams117 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This comment section is trash.

[–]kelbel92 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, the malice is burning my eyes.

[–]Cosmic_Ursa 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her face looks like a bowl of mashed potatoes.

[–]garhent 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

One joke wonder.

[–]RUSTYTOM 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought this was 'dance moms' woman

[–]bassistciaran 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not saying I want her to die. I just look forward to reading her obituary

[–]beee_raddd 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All I see is Pam from Archer.

[–]thefrdeal 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Wtf is the problem with Amy Schumer?? I don't care for her stand up, but her movie was pretty good! Why would anybody be so mean to her??

[–]ijoinedtosay 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (7子コメント)

She raped a guy and acted like it was nothing, that's reason enough to be mean to her

[–]thefrdeal 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Never heard about that, source?

[–]ijoinedtosay 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]smookykins 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The source is herself. She BRAGGED about it while getting a "gender equality" award from a feminazi group.

[–]ftez 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Joke stealer. SJW

[–]thefrdeal 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I posted this weeks ago before I knew about her rape conviction. It was honest ignorance.

[–]SpamTato 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like her work. She seems pretty smart, funny, hard working, etc. from the stuff I've seen, I'd say she's probably pretty cool too. Dunno for sure. Never met her. But prolly pretty cool.

[–]noneofyourbiness 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see a public meltdown in her near future, for sure.

[–]chambertlo 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to love her. She was fresh, funny, and wasn't into SJW bullshit. Now, the fame has turned her into teh very people she used to make fun of. What a shame.

[–]turtlebait2 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like her, don't always 100% agree with her stances, but I find her show and stand up funny.

Also I listened to her audiobook and she's just a normal person, sucks that people have nothing better to do on the internet than hate.

[–]waingro666[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

She sucks. Zero talent piece of trash. I can't wait for her to move to Canada.

[–]turtlebait2 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

what...? in what ways does she have no talent? she successfully runs a television show, stand up specials, written a book. does that require no talent?

[–]bostero24 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She steals jokes and makes the same sex joke over and over. She is not talented

[–]wingnut5k 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Normal people don't rape though.

[–]btw339 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MUH BUHGINA!!

[–]Hootietang 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. I hate this fat thief fuck

[–]Pheonix92 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was at her show in Denver this week and she dodged being political which I appreciated. She said comedians who talk about politics are "clowns and should stay in their lanes" she's funny and I like her. And I'm super happy she backed off politics

[–]thatgirlspeaks 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

she dodged being political

I wonder if that has anything to do with the last time she got political and hundreds of people walked out on her show.

[–]Pheonix92 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was my thought. At least she learned and didn't do it again

[–]EADGod 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"girls are funny now, get over it... Vagina." (canned laughter)

repeat

And that's how you make a Schumer stand-up set.

Oh and don't forget to insult half of your audience on their political choice.

[–]TheLastSip 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys girls are funny

[–]LethalPirate 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ya know who I miss who was fat but also hilarious. Lisa Lampanelli, hell she's even gotten skinny recently.

[–]smookykins 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roseanne. Before the final season.

[–][deleted] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

First time one of these post made it to my front page.

[–]cuquet90 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Considering her a comedian is like considering a poacher for a PETA representative

[–]creatureteacher77 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's hilarious.

[–]MNKPlayer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd give the bitch a top lip.

[–]Xoaimango 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do people think she's talented or funny? I've never really found her jokes classy or humorous

[–]bryanrobh 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The good jokes she has are the ones she stole from other comedians

[–]troombone 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

her tv show is the worst thing I have ever seen... it actually forces me to drop anything I am doing and switch channels the moment it turns on, almost as if I have to defuse a bomb that is about to explode

[–]Namath96 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought she was really funny in trainwreck. Otherwise I've never thought she was funny

[–]niponew 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's not even fucking fat

[–]JiveTurkey1983 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's see when she leaves the country...

Wait...

I've heard this one before...

This hypocritical cunt won't move from "Hell A"

[–]tallglassofwater00 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, the people who don't watch South Park are missing our on some great references

[–]tg110e5 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like she's finally realized that she isn't funny and smells like sweat and yam fries.

[–]jgrass93 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She isn't checkin for you.

[–]gnioros 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd still do her.