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How did we never realize how cute Robby Mook is? Huh! Anyway, on the right are a bunch of morons.

Ainsley Earhardt, do you know which Fox News idiot she is? In case you forgot, she’s the lady whose job it is to sit between Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade on “Fox & Friends” and play the part of “The One Who Is A Girl.” And she DID A JOURNALISM on Tuesday morning, oh boy oh boy oh boy! The threesome was interviewing former Hillary Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook, and she GOTCHA-ed right on his face when she brought up that Hillary did a tweet a week before the election that said, “Computer scientists have apparently uncovered a covert server linking the Trump Organization to a Russian-based bank.” WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Give Ainsley Earhardt the Pulitzer thing-a-ma-knick-knack Fox News people never win ever!

Lookit! It’s the Hillary tweet! SMOKING GUN!

This proves, 100%, that when Barack Obama used his secret black president powers to do “wire tapps” inside Donald Trump’s tall gold-plated house (FACT CHECK: LIE), heĀ ALSO called Hillary Clinton and said, “Hey, Hillary, who did Benghazi and laughs about it! I, the black president with the fake birth certificate, have a secret to put on your private email server, about how we are doing Watergate to Donald Trump! Since it is classified, you should tweet about it, as it is one week before the election. Death to America LOL!”

Ainsley Earhardt felt she had #journalismed this enough to confront Mook:

AINSLEY EARHARDT: The timing is very interesting. Because you tried to get with the FISA report in the summer. That didn’t work out. So then in the fall, right when Hillary Clinton’s numbers were going down, when it looked like she might not win this election, then there’s another request to wiretap, allegedly, according to these reports. What did Hillary Clinton know and what was her involvement?

ROBBY MOOK: Well, Hillary Clinton didn’t know about any of this. I mean, let’s be very clear here.

EARHARDT: Then how do you explain this tweet? ā€œComputer scientists have apparently uncovered a covert server linking the Trump Organization to a Russian-based bank.ā€

MOOK: Well, I think you should ask your research department to go back and look. That was actually in response to reporting that was done by Slate magazine. So she was reacting to what reporters were saying, just like we’re now reacting to what reporters are saying. I think that that cyber link that got reported, that that tweet was in reaction to, should be investigated too. I think it is weird that there was some sort of cyber link with Trump Tower. But we need to get the facts.

Mook was way too nice to say, “We explain that tweet by not being a dipshit, you Fox News mouthbreather, that is how we do that.”

We can explain the tweet other ways, like by noticing that ATTACHED TO THE TWEET was a statement from Hillary’s campaign that saidĀ in the first grafĀ that it was about a story in Slate:

Or the “Fox & Friends” morons could just read Wonkette on the regular, since we reported on that very same Slate story the day after it happened:

Huh! How did Wonkette know? Did Barack Obama make the same sexxx call to Wonkette that he made to Hillary? Or did we all just fucking read Slate that day? Perhaps this question is too complicated for empty-headed dicks at Fox News. (In all fairness to Ms. Earhardt, we should note that both Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade were equally as dumb as she was throughout the entire segment with Mook, as they always are.)

Also, during most of the interview, the Fox News ticker thingie on the bottom said, “HOW DID SHE KNOW?” Because, you see, Fox knows most of its viewers watch with the sound off, because their meth-addled kids muted the TV then accidentally took the clicker out to the garage, where they make their meth, and well fiddlesticks, mama ‘n’ daddy ain’t gonna get to listen to their stories with the sound on today, they reckon! They have to put that info on the screen, so people know Hitler-y did the crime, and should do the time:

Media Matters traces how this braindead conspiracy made its way through the pus-infected nether regions of the right wing fever swamps and up to Fox News, all the way back to where it apparently started, with the Stupidest Man On The Internet, Jim Hoft, AKA the Gateway Pundit, whose wingnut gay ass obviously DID A JIG when he “uncovered” this “scoop” for the barely literate cow romancers who look at his “news website” on the daily:

Here is Hillary Clinton’s tweet from October 31st… Computer scientists?… Connect the dots, folks. This was a well coordinated attack on a Presidential candidate. AG Lynch met with Bill Clinton just before the first FISA request.

After they were successful with the second FISA request in October, it appears Bill Clinton passed on the information to his wife to help her win the election. This scandal is about to blow wide open; it’s not going away any time soon.

CONNECKED THE DOTS, FOLKS!

And so many did! Wingnut fake “news” sites connecked-ed the dots all over the place,Ā and then Fox News idiot producers or researchers found the “story,” did absolutely no research on it (because Fox News doesn’t hire journalists), and lo and behold, “Fox & Friends” couch occupier Ainsley Earhardt spitted the thing out like it was real.

We bet literally everybody at Fox News got an extra Snausage today, on account ofĀ a JOB WELL DONE.

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  • Bill D. Burger
  • boyblue122

    I knew Hillary would eventually be worked into the Trump “wiretapp” story

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      it was only a matter of time before it all became her fault

  • Nounverb911

    Did trump live tweet this episode too, also?

  • TJ Barke

    LOCK HIM UP!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Well, I think you should ask your research department to go back and look.

    Well done!

    http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/rupaulhade.gif

    • janecita

      Joke is on Robby! Fox “News” doesn’t have a research department!

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        Apart from the subscriptions to the Post and the WSJ, and Murdoch makes them pay for them themselves.

  • Belasaurius

    Their “logicing” has left me with a headache

  • laughingnome

    Is Fox a propaganda arm of both the GOP and Russian government?

    • boyblue122

      The GOP is an arm of the Russian government at this point

      • TJ Barke

        They do both love fascist autocracy…

    • BJW

      Yes.

  • Nounverb911

    Was this the server that Vince Foster’s ashes were found?

    https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/792491115345612800

    • dslindc

      Yes, alongside the map to the secret Comet Ping Pong Pizza basement!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Huh. I kind of figured she would have had him stuffed and made into foot stool.

  • x111e7thst

    I used to have Friends too. Then I lost my job and could no longer pay them. It’s just sad…

    • And now, unless you turn in your iPhone, you won’t have any health care either.

      • x111e7thst

        I live under an overpass. The good news is I held on to a chunk of brick from my old house, so I can use that to stun the odd pigeon or squirrel for dinner

  • dslindc

    Someone needs to limit Donald to 30 minutes of TV time and 30 minutes of phone time per day, like the fucking child he is.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Stupidest Man On The Internet, Jim Hoft, AKA the Gateway Pundit

    #payupdeadbeaat

  • Blackest Noobs

    i so wanna be on the shooting squad when we execute this mutherfucker for treason.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Luckily, comments aren’t allowed, or the Fox and Friends crew, should they drop by, would regularly see themselves verbally annihilated, and they would likely never recover from the crucifixion of it all.

  • Nounverb911

    AINSLEY EARHARDT? Wasn’t she the one that was lost on a South Pacific island in the 30’s and later opened a luggage factory?

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      No, her father was the famous race car driver that died in a crash.

      • Oneofthebobs

        I thought he founded EST.

        • Nounverb911

          So he made Don Draper come up with the Coke commercial?
          https://youtu.be/GxtZpFl3pPM

          • calliecallie

            I still get goosebumps when I watch that commercial. I was an impressionable teen when I first saw it. I guess I was a Democrat then, too.

          • wide_stance_hubby

            Ditto.

    • laughingnome

      I heard she was hard of earing.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      . . .it was just a false alarm. . .

      • OneYieldRegular

        Very nice.

  • Vincent Ricola

    I don’t know if there is a hell or not, but I do know that if there is, Fox ‘n Friends is the only show that is ever broadcast in the waiting room.

    • georgiaburning

      Which looks a lot like a Chester’s Chicken built into a truck stop in Arizona

  • SmokinGood

    I can’t decide which intelligence agency would be most fun to really be behind “the tapps.”

    France? UK? Israel?

    Or something unexpected, like New Zealand?

  • whitroth

    I wonder how many of those connect-the-dotters on the right are cashing their Koch checks right now, and celebrating?

  • TJ Barke

    This administration can’t be burned down fast enough.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Or slow enough for the spectators!

    • Blackest Noobs

      bring the marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolates!!!!

      we be making Treason Trump Smores

      • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

        Only if there’s a second, clean fire for marshmallow toasting. I wouldn’t eat anything that came withing yards of the stank coming off a Trumpster fire.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Geez a rich white guy committed treason by funneling dirty money….Say IT ISNT SO.

    • Nounverb911

      Did they send the dirty money to the laundry at trump’s Baku Hotel to get cleaned?

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        Yeah, but dammit, they refuse to understand you when you tell them ‘no starch.’

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    How the fuck would Bill Clinton know?

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      He’s Bill Clinton.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        honorary blah, and you know how the bros talk amongst themselves

    • He has access to intelligence and information no one else does.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      People are saying he knows stuff.

  • janecita

    I agree with you Evan, Robby Mook is really cute! Jared Kushner is still plain and wimpy looking though:-)

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Mook: the kind you take home to Mother.

      Kushner: the kind you don’t take home.

  • Me not sure

    When these guys hear server they automatically think of the guy that keeps those stupid coffee cups filled with gin. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0b196a8bfa748349171964fd8a8a210f35a3a3afc29f0d6296278ceff5f5aad.jpg

  • Lefty Frizzell

    It’s not even remotely credible as a conspiracy, when the fact that it was not insider knowledge, it was quoted from Slate, was right there in the interview. I followed this live, switching between commercials this morning, and when they asked how Hillary could have known this I nearly crashed the car foaming and shouting “BECAUSE IT WAS IN SLATE YOU FUCKWITS!!!!”

    • TJ Barke

      Of course none of that will matter to foxtards.

    • mancityRed6

      you can’t expect the average fox viewer to be able to remember back that far.
      or to even bother to research it.

      • Lefty Frizzell

        What, 5 mins? Frankly I wouldn’t have known about the Slate article if Mook hadn’t said it, right there on Fox this morning, and it was 5 mins or less later that they were speculating wildly about how Hillary could have known. It was one of the most stupid things I’ve ever heard.

      • puredog

        I don’t expect the average Fox viewer to read Slate, or maybe even to read.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Please proceed

    • wide_stance_hubby

      His gaze makes me feel. . .vulnerable. . .

      • MynameisBlarney

        He’s got that “I see what you did there” look, with more than a little bit of disapproval/disappointment.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Quite.

        • Liberal Fascist Ron

          If he uses that look on Sasha and Malia, it explains why they grew up to be so well-behaved. It’s the same look I use on MY daughters.

          • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

            I think Michelle probably has a pretty convincing disapproving mom face when needed as well.

          • Liberal Fascist Ron

            Maybe even better. (My ex never was any good at it, which might explain a few things)

  • ariel_gee_398

    Um, by asking “How did she know?” aren’t they implying that it’s true that Donnie and Russia were having all sorts of secret server communications. Wouldn’t the better question, in the face of actual innocence, be “Why did Hillary make up this nasty rumor?”

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I don’t think they are pretending as hard as they used to.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        It must be exhausting.

      • ariel_gee_398

        Yeah, the line seems to have flipped from “I swear baby, I didn’t cheat on you” to “Why are you spying on me? You never would have found out about my affair if you just trusted me.”

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    These 3 on the couch wouldn’t know FISA from their FICA payroll deductions.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Got something funny and sort of related, Andy Borowitz?

    OBAMA DENIES WIRETAPPING TRUMP: ā€œLIKE I’D WANT TO HEAR MORE FROM THAT FOOL?ā€

    http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Obama-Out.gif

  • OneYieldRegular

    Ainsley Whateverblonde knows because of the Iraq and such like. For our children.

  • Treg Brown
    • wide_stance_hubby

      OMG, her eyes moved! She a Tapp!

  • MynameisBlarney
    • boyblue122

      lol

    • DainBramage

      At least he’s efficient!

      • puredog

        Gettin’ out in front of the curve, our Vlad.

    • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

      Diplomatic immunity:

      https://youtu.be/rXYnwwv0AbA

  • Clyde Barrow

    Actually, it was disciples of Mitt Romney who did the wiretapping, cruising through neighborhoods on their bicycles in their white shirts & ties, handing out pamphlets. It’s always the people you least suspect.*

    (* denotes that no evidence for this claim is provided, nor does it exist.)

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I blame the UPS guys, they’re always hanging out in your neighborhood trying to look inconspicuous. Sure, they’re “delivering packages”..

      • mancityRed6

        I’ve seen a couple of those movies.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          What can brown do for you?

        • laughingnome

          I got yer package right here, miss!

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Do you want it Express? Or Two-Day Service?

        • Isaac Heston

          A “couple” …sure.

          • mancityRed6

            a couple was all I could find. they just don’t do that genre anymore.

      • Clyde Barrow

        UPS drivers say more “black wrapper packages” (porn) is delivered in the Mormon states than others. Wiretapping & porn is making Utah great again!

      • wait! what?
        • wide_stance_hubby

          That’s funny!

      • Courser_Resistance

        I think my UPS guy has a crush on me. I answered my door to him once with green goo all over my face (Beauty treatment back when I cared) and he told me he still thought I was hot. I don’t care if it could be a little creepy, at 58 I’ll take what I can get ;-)

      • puredog

        “Brownshirts.” Say no more.

        • Liberal Fascist Ron

          ‘Vereinigter Paketdienst’ really does not trip off the tongue, though.

    • mancityRed6

      yeah, but now I’ve read about it on the intertubes so it must be real

      • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

        Many people are saying it!

        • Vincent Ricola

          The smartest people.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      By the principle of Mormon transitivity, Jason Chaffetz was in on it!

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        *that part may actually be true

  • Wild Cat

    I turned on “Fox and Friends” thinking it would be your average HBO gangbang softcore flick, but then I noticed it was all about mind-fucking. . .

    • Nounverb911

      Didn’t Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy star in that movie?

      • wait! what?

        Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin…

      • Wild Cat

        I thought it was always Eddie Murphy and Martin (Who?) Lawrence?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Hillary tweeted about the weather once. OMG! Government weather control. Katrina was a false flag! Global warming is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!”
    — A Trumpkin puts the pieces together, but the result does not look like the picture on the box

    • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

      You gotta pound those pieces in with a hammer. Otherwise, the blue corner piece won’t fit in the white cloud in the center.

  • JoeChristmas

    Hillary started it!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Pssst. Ainsley – with Roger gone, you maybe can wear pants now.

    • mancityRed6

      the American kind or the UK kind?

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Yes.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Um, I’m not sure pants advocacy of any kind is going to go over very well here.

      • puredog

        Ainsley might look good without trou.

  • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨

    Let’s see, Trump lied about talking to Ambassador Kislyak last April for some reason.

    He lied about being in contact with Aras Agalarov, the billionaire oligarch with close ties to Putin, throughout the election.

    He lied about folks like Felix Sater and how well he knows him and the fact that he was trying to do back-channel deals with Ukraine on behalf of Russia.

    He could probably be indicted under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, and probably be indicted for money laundering as well.

  • Moebym the Persistent Returner

    “I’d like to believe this is true” =/= actually true.

    I’d like to believe I’m actually an alien, and that the mothership will come for me any day now, but that doesn’t make it true.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Wishful thinking is the only kind of thinking I got.”
      — Ainsley Earhardt

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I’d like to believe I am a multi-millionaire surrounded by willing college wrestlers.

  • Martini Ambassador

    Glerb, the whole universe of wingnut conspiracy theorists is like the stupidest game of “jump to conclusions” followed up with a screeching relay of “telephone” using tin cans and string.

  • bookish
  • Latverian Diplomat

    So, is Ainsley supposed to the “Fox” in Fox and Friends?

  • mancityRed6

    “Robby Mook”
    he has a really unfortunate last name.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Eh, we can’t all be Richard Laycock.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        or Dick Trickle

        • MynameisBlarney

          Lance D. Boyle.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Peter’s brother

      • MynameisBlarney

        Or Hugh G. Rection.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          I’m surprised that isn’t one of Trump’s aliases.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I.P. Frehley.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            isn’t she a Russian hooker?

      • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

        Or Connie Lingus. Nor her sister Anna.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Issac Koch.

      • Meccalopolis

        Isaac Hunt

    • Latverian Diplomat

      His brother, Stabby Mook, is not someone you want to mess with.

    • PDT

      It’s Dutch, looking at it. Quick Googling shows a Limburgse town called Mook, assume his people hail from there and lost the “van” at some point

      believe me, with Dutch names could be a lot more unfortunate,

      Taco for instance, as a first name

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        I have a good friend who has another good Dutch last name – Poland. I can’t imagine what it was like growing up, for him, and he won’t talk about it.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Oh, what that Fox & Friends couch must stink like.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Axe body spray, peroxide, broken dreams, and racial animus.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        and vomit

        • Vincent Ricola

          and Ghouliani pee stench.

          • Wild Cat

            I heard his son slept with the neo-nazi to land his new position . . .

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Don’t foget the gluteal flop sweat.

        • Wild Cat

          Can you imagine what Ingraham’s farts smell like?

          • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

            I’m guessing baby hearts.

          • Wild Cat

            I don’t think she ingests them. She just uses them for dildos.

          • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

            Well…you can’t distinguish farts from queefs when the lights are low.

          • Wild Cat

            She tried to help James O’Queefe lose his virginity once, but D’nish’s performance at Dartmouth really ruined all men for her.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        I would have just said ‘ass’.

        • Wild Cat

          You’re such a minimalist, Mister Blobfish.

        • Meccalopolis

          And flop sweat

    • HogeyeGrex

      What does idiocy smell like?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Trump cologne

  • Crystalclear12

    Well. . . it just a matter time. The right at this point only has 2 chords: Obama and Clinton.

    • Belasaurius

      SOROS!

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        More of a descant than a chord of his own.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Russian server in the basement? No. Colossus and Guardian were just having a chat. New mathematics, inventing their own digital language, killing all humans. You know, the stuff out of control AIs talk about. Totally harmless.”
    — Trump Tower IT guy

    • Nounverb911

      “Shall we play a game?”

      (I don’t remember any quotes from the Forbin Project, just Susan Clark.)

      • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

        “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

        • Kiri the Paid Protestor

          ā€œIf you don’t open that exit hatch this moment I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and reprogram you with a very large axe, got that?”

          • Roadstergal

            I can see this relationship is one we’re all going to have to work on…

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Sitting between those two morons would probably interfere with anybody’s brain function. Your generic FoxBlonde Newsbabe doesn’t have a chance.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Sitting on the event horizon of an intellectual black hole

      • Nockular cavity

        We ought to be able to power ‘Murica with the Hawking Radiation emitted from there.

        • HogeyeGrex

          The problem with that is all the residual dumbth pollution that gets everywhere, leading to, among other things, truly unfortunate election outcomes.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            the only ones to survive the zombie apocalypse- the brainless ones

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, CoƱo

    Did they pick the people for Fox & Friends based on the degree of stupidity their faces project? If they did they fucking succeeded. All these fuckers have that look of being utterly, breathtakingly stupid–and they fucking are. It’s uncanny.

    • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨

      I love the poorly educated.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Anybody with an ounce of brains would shoot themselves after a week of dribbling Fox Fuckery out of the facehole every day. Killmeade and Douchey are the survivors.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Not one of the news-bots on Faux could scrape up enough brain cells to get into double digits no matter how diligently they checked down the couch cushions.

  • Mavenmaven

    If they didn’t read about it in Breitbart, it is ipso facto a ‘spiracy.

  • bookish

    http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/03/russia-turning-on-trump?google_editors_picks=true

    Now, one suspects, the Kremlin is starting to detect what anti-Trump conservatives detected in the fall of 2015. That was when the looming catastrophe came into focus. It was a catastrophe not because of the election, not because of anything political. That was the least of it. It was a catastrophe because it simultaneously illuminated and kindled a darkness, a rot, deep in the American psyche. The Kremlin and its media puppets may not grasp the etiology of this curdling, but they must be aware, by this late date, that something bad is happening in America, and it will spill over, across the oceans and continents, and it will upset, upend, discombobulate everything everywhere. An infant is now the most powerful person on Earth, and he is loved and worshipped by millions, and they think he will save them, that he is He, that the end is near, and so is the beginning. Until a few minutes ago, the Kremlin higher-ups were laughing. Now, like everyone else who hasn’t been swindled, they wait.

    • sweeper

      100 upfists.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      How is it they’re all JUST realizing what a clueless baffoon he is? Was Ivanka THAT good at shielding him from casual conversation during the election? It seems like anyone who spent more than 10 minutes with the guy would have realized, “Hmmmm something is amiss with this fellow…”

    • Nick Scroggs

      Trying to think of a Frankenstein monster or Cold War analogy, but to many to count for this. Point is, it seems the Russians are somehow amateurs and didn’t think they could lose control of the Sentinel they elected. (X-Men Days of Future Past)

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      Thank you for consistently contributing useful linkys and info in these noncomments, they are always worth the clicks!

  • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨
    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Oh, god, I read some of the comments on the CBC the other day about this. I wish that website was like Wonkette and didn’t allow comments because it reaffirmed my suspicion that Canadians are, by and large, as dumb as Americans, at least when it comes to commenting online.

      • proudgrampa

        “What countries have dumb commenters?”

        “All of them, Katie.”

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        the sad part is, most of the dumb ones are probably Americans

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Oh, I am certain a bunch of them were. But there were definitely some that I recognized as prairie boys that I am most likely related to.

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      Yes (I know of one from nearby) and yes. Which is why so many Canadians have chosen to not even try going to the US until someone puts out that tire fire in DC.

    • parachihuahua
  • Nick Scroggs

    Of course, the real conspiracy is that Zero and the Patriots are not dead, and have been manipulating events to regain control of the world after Raiden kills Senator Armstrong. Of course, this was all in Ocelot’s plan.

  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • YoBunnyBunny

      Sometimes, I wonder if Trump’s very blatant colluding with the Russians is just a cry for help–will the American people PLEASE get him out of all this presidency stuff??!!?!… and also too, find his little wee orange sees, what have been placed in a Matryoshka doll and buried in Siberia probably.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        He can ask for help in jail.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Has this bozo ever “reported” anything that ever turned out to be real?

  • Nounverb911

    Meanwhile, back in the ‘Stupid is is stupid’ department, Mike Pence promised “If you like your Obamacare you can keep your Obamacare”.

    https://twitter.com/VP/status/839205290151133185

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Actually 58% of the people want to keep Obamacare

      • OrG

        That number likely to go up after people LOSE their Obamacare.

        • Meccalopolis

          Well this is America afterall

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        None of those people is rich, so they don’t count. If you didn’t contribute to Lord Dampnut’s campaign, they don’t believe you exist.

      • Roadstergal

        The remaining 42% want to keep the ACA when they get rid of Obamacare. :p

    • ariel_gee_398

      So, I can’t keep my Obamacare, even if I like it. Maybe don’t start a sentence with a promise you intend to renege on before you get to the period.

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      Let’s change it to single payer. Everyone’s happy.

    • NastyBossetti

      I have whiplash.

    • You can keep it if you like it but we’ve got to make it go
      erm.
      what?

    • Msgr_MĪ©ment

      You big tease!

  • memzilla Ī©

    BREAKING: Exclusive Behind The Scenes Look At The Fox ‘News’ Newsroom
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6cedd077697fe148fb7595c4c7ea43cf20db7054fd116038e920b36fb86f7ec0.jpg

    • Nick Scroggs

      Smothered in gravy or tabasca sauce, hopefully.

    • “Inverted” rectums?

      • AaronD12

        Prolapsed.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        For her pleasure.

      • HogeyeGrex

        They have Republican’s heads sticking out?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Isn’t that the main ingredient for McRibs?

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        McRibs don’t contain that much muscle tissue.

      • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

        IDK about that. But if you order calamari rings at your local Olive Garden you’re probably getting more pork than actual calamari. It is the other white meat after all.

        • MynameisBlarney

          This is why I don’t eat calamari.

      • Master Contrail Program

        Think…smaller. Think……..more legs.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Millipedes?

          • Master Contrail Program

            Sure, if that helps you. Afterall, McRibwich season is just around the corner!

    • yyyaz

      Do we even want to know what the “bone in” ones look like?

      • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

        They come with Santorum sauce.

    • Meccalopolis

      I prefer my pork rectums bone in

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        squeal like a pig!

    • Most would call it “calamari”.

    • Chyron HR

      I think you’re supposed to call it “calamari”.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Rebranded Trump steaks.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        Wrong way around. This is what they were rebranding in the first place.

    • marxalot

      Ah, Cleveland calamari.

      • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

        It can also be flaked and formed into little blobs that look like clams. Cleveland steamer clams.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          canned…

          • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

            That goes without saying.

          • SadDemInTex

            You monster

      • Gayer Than Thou

        #NewDragName

    • Pilotshark

      3 cases of republican politicians.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Those better not be canned inverted boneless pork rectums! Because that would be gross.

  • HogeyeGrex

    This was a well coordinated attack on a Presidential candidate.

    No, SMOTI. That was reading the news and talking about it. You want to see what a well coordinated attack on a Presidential candidate looks like? Check out Russia hacking the Dems for Trump.

    Fuck.

    It really is always projection with these people.

  • Zonath

    Connect the dots?

    https://goo.gl/images/E8uYSv

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    My daughter on FB today: “just CRUSHED the handmaids tale, completing my reread of the dystopian
    future trifecta (with 1984 and brave new *whirled*) because APPARENTLY
    the dystopian future of my actual lived reality isn’t troubling enough”

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Hey – OT, but in the service of not-dumb ladies, any of you nerds near Boston?

    https://twitter.com/RogueNASA/status/839217694637449217

    • georgiaburning

      I’m nowhere near there, but how can I help?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Apparently lots of ways.

        • georgiaburning

          Done!

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Yay!

            I feel like I need to add them to the people I donate to (but a mere lowly enduser).

          • georgiaburning

            Do they have a west coast branch?

          • Carpe Vagenda

            They appear to have several, and one of their events is in Oakland this year.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    I can’t believe that someone hasn’t managed to hack Trump’s tax returns yet. How hard can it be? (says the person who can never get printer drivers to install properly)

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Wait until he starts in on vilifying the IRS.

      EDIT: or people start losing their jobs.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Maybe he has learned his less…. HAHAHA I can’t finish that sentence.

    • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨

      On top of it being illegal to release such things except in a public court hearing, the IRS has a culture where that’s not likely to happen because they have prosecuted even minor breaches of protocol historically.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Ironically, the ethics and professionalism of the horribly smeared IRS is what’s saving Donnie’s ass

        • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨

          Yeah, go figure.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Oh, it’s totally illegal. I just figure that someone working there will fucking lose their marbles and dump a huge cache of documents on Mother Jones or something.

        • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨

          Not a way to plan for retirement.

    • Nick Scroggs

      Maybe it’s in the CIA documents on WikiLeaks, assuming they’re real (and that is a big if, something weird I sense).

    • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

      Printer drivers are the devil.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        What are printer drivers?
        – Mac users

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          The things that make printers work with Macs. Apple installs them for you; Microsoft makes you do it because you only paid mere hundreds of dollars for Windows.

    • Msgr_MĪ©ment

      Shall we hack your printer after we take care of DJT’s no-tax returns?

  • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨
  • Undocumented Skwerl!
  • Inner Venom

    Why does everyone at Fox news look like they were molded from the same evil blonde, blue eyed factory?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      They clone them in the basement.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Uberstenchen

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Why wouldn’t they?

    • BigBoppa ~ RĆ©sistent

      Because they buy them from this guy?
      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2FGgHEKko3E/hqdefault.jpg

      • marxalot

        HARCOURT FENTON MUDD!

        • Gosala

          YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN

      • BoziSpicer

        That’s a tribble thing to say.

  • Nick Scroggs

    On a serious note, does anyone think that maybe Donald Duck in the White House is in early onset of dementia or Alzheimer’s? I mean, that Obama tweet out of nowhere, his behavior, it seems a little, beyond narcissism and greed. Edit, and I’m no expert, only took a couple classes at city college, but something’s off here.

    • marxalot

      The sundowning, the grabbing/touching, the verbal loops…

    • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

      Based on recent personal experiences with aging parents, yes. Yes I do.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      He’s also got some seriously nasty people gaslighting him, and they managed to isolate him from his wife and kid.

    • schmannity

      When he starts talking about driving the PCH with Nancy, it’s time to brush up on your 25th Amendment.

    • Asterix

      It’s possible. At any rate, he’s got more going on than being a raging douche-bag and malignant narcissist.

    • Beowoof14

      Living in NYS, even upstate, Donnie’s shit show is on almost all the time. And really I can only conclude after all these years he is still just a greedy, selfish asshole.

    • ariel_gee_398

      There was just an article in the Guardian about how a person may become long-winded and imprecise in their speech as Alzheimer’s takes hold. It certainly doesn’t sound unfamiliar.

      https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/feb/21/long-winded-speech-could-be-early-sign-of-alzheimers-says-study

      • UnsaltedSinner

        Problem is, by all accounts Donald was always long-winded and imprecise in his speech.

    • snark-lurker

      paranoia + dilusion = something

    • Notreelyhelping

      I’m hearing more narcissist with AADD not always taking his Adderall, sleepless and under tremendous pressure, without the ability to make decisions effectively in a field of which he knows very little. But that’s just my opinion, man.

  • Asterix

    You missed Robbie Mook’s cuteness? Were you wearing blinders throughout Hillary’s campaign? Oy vey! He’s completely adorbs, even if I may (MAY!) be old enough to be his Mama (very young Mama).

  • schmannity

    Taps for Trump’s presidency and sanity.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yQFvZsN43A

    • therblig

      ha! you spelled Tapps wrong

  • Crank Tango

    Yes, let’s worry about who got the information, not the fact that the president is an enemy agent.

    • Master Contrail Program

      I believe that’s known as presidentgitation.

      • Msgr_MĪ©ment

        The short fingered vulgarian wouldn’t know about that.

        • Crank Tango

          Well, he is very slight of hand.

          • GemlikeFlame

            V. good.

      • Liberal Fascist Ron

        ‘Nuthin’ up my sleeve… Presto!’

        • Master Contrail Program

          “Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a Muslim ban outta mah hat!”

      • Paganish

        Presidentidigitation?

        • Master Contrail Program

          We’re talking about Trump and his fan-club, so the fewer syllables the better. Though slight-of-hand is apt, regardless of its spelling.

  • Ainsley Earhardt, do you know which Fox News idiot she is?

    Let me see… yes… here we are, Fembot FN-49… ew… that’s part of the Fox News line… Had a critical defect… the entire internal logic was flawed… we were going to fix them under warranty, but our tech discovered that Roger Ailes had violated the warranty on most of them… repeatedly… Ailes didn’t want to pay for the fix and the technician quit shortly after and is currently residing at Happy Acres Mental Health facility in New Hampshire.

    • Ricky Gay

      Unlike Amelia, she flaps arms like bird to fly?

      • therblig

        and she won’t get lost and stay lost/

        • Ricky Gay

          Dammit

  • Msgr_MĪ©ment

    How do they breathe with their heads up their asses for the entire workday?

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Gills?

    • Master Contrail Program

      Amniotic fluid enemas? It worked in The Abyss, so it’s a short leap to The Abysmal.

      • Meccalopolis

        They were Roger ailes jelly babies

    • Ricky Gay

      Stinkily

    • Pilotshark

      a sliding glass naval door?

  • UnsaltedSinner

    If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must LOCK HER UP!

    • Crank Tango

      It doesn’t make sense!

  • Bitter Scribe

    Yes, but how did the Slate reporters know about the server connection? Because Hillary told them! It’s so obvious. Hillary feeds phony information to the media and then uses it as the basis for a false accusation.

    Hey, it’s the same model Fox News has been using for years.

    • OrG

      Someone should tell trump about this.

  • Cousin Itt de La RĆ©sistance
    • elviouslyqueer

      Yea, orange fuckface. I got two fingers for you too.

      –Hilz, approximately now

    • elviouslyqueer

      Also too, the expression on that guard’s face = “Oh Jesus, there goes this asshole again embarrassing the shit out of chimpanzees everywhere.”

      • Cousin Itt de La RĆ©sistance

        Her eyes are burning laser holes through his skull.

        • right? And doofus on her right is all grin! While doofus on her left is all ssscooowwwwllll

          • Pilotshark

            playing the good doofus and bad doofus.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          She’s mentally avoiding the stink now.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      These people truly are the gang that couldn’t shoot straight.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Get back in your damned office and do some work, you preening buffoon.

      No, wait. Don’t.

    • Pilotshark

      1st person in, ask nicely if he could move so they can get a picture with someone who would have been a REAL President.

      or maybe ask the Don if he like to be in the picture, as the biggest loser of votes.

      • Crank Tango

        Trick question.

      • Bill D. Burger

        Come here little boy and smell it.

        • Also, how short was the person who took this fucking photo? Or was it Conway on her knees again?

      • wide_stance_hubby

        The one that was up his nose smells like Putin’s ass and the one that was up his ass smells like Putin’s dick.

      • Markuserektus

        At least he didn’t show up in his bathrobe…

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        WTF is with him and the pointless waving of his tiny hands? Why can’t you AT MINIMUM have normal gestures?

  • boyblue122

    He was just joshin you guys…golly, why does everyone take Drumpf so seriously

    https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/839221657344618496

  • calliecallie

    I wonder what Fox and Friends will have to say when they throw Trump in jail? That day cannot come soon enough!

    • Liberal Fascist Ron

      ‘FAKE NEWS!’ During the perp walk.

      • boyblue122

        its really alec baldwin in that orange jumpsuit

    • Crank Tango

      That he was just a RINO?

      • therblig

        A plant by KillaryCo and they knew it all the time.

    • Pilotshark

      if he was only more conservative.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Ya know, Pravda at least salted its news with stories that were more or less true to keep up some pretense of legitimacy.

    • mancityRed6

      well that explains Shep Smith

  • elviouslyqueer

    Fox & Friends: Where Stupid Goes to Die.

    • In a bottle of blond straw #9

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        And is buried under a tombstone that reads “Alive and Well.”

  • MynameisBlarney
  • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨
  • DahBoner

    I’m willing to bet the Russian server that called Trump tower was gay and had a lot of flair…
    http://www.lamag.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/9/2016/07/officespacegif.gif

  • Once again…anyone notice how the Dems are not afraid, even a little, to go on conservative “news” and tell them a thing or two?
    Like…never afraid! Ever! They do it all the time!

    • snark-lurker

      they do?

      • They do! And they answer the hard questions from the people not always friendly to them even and don’t whine about the media being mean to them!
        It is so weird.

        • snark-lurker

          i miss a lot of stuff

    • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨

      I once argued with some folks about something ridiculously well documented on Sean Hannity’s site about 15 or more years ago.

      You can’t fix stupid. It will just wear you down.

    • whitroth

      Screw that. If I run for Congress next year, Faux News is right out. It’s not a “news organization”, it’s a fascist propaganda outlet with a culture of sexual predation and outright lies, owned by, to use their own language against them, a wealthy foreigner who bought his way into this country. Meanwhile, in the UK, he created a culture that felt it was ok to bribe the authorities, and we really *don’t* know if they did that here.

      And there’s their “stars”, like spouse-abuser and sexual predator and bully O’Reilly, and did Scarborough accidentally push his staffer and kill her when he was in Congress?

      Unfuck them. They’re the definition of “fake news”.

      • Ms.Moon

        They’re an entertainment channel. You are better off getting “news” from E!

    • UnsaltedSinner

      They’re not afraid to go there, but it’s not always wise to do so. As Laurie Penny said about debating wingnuts like Milo Yiannopoulos:

      “I run into a British writer from the Spectator, a moderate right-wing magazine, who takes the opportunity to apologise for being mean to me on the internet. He thought that was just how you’re supposed to do Twitter. We become, briefly, allies on foreign soil. A certain school of spiteful camaraderie, of bloodless political jousting before dinner, has long been the form of political discourse in Britain, where the mainstream media is dominated by private school graduates who were trained to debate as if it were a bloodsport in which empathy is a handicap. London media wonks routinely treat one another as sparring partners and drinking buddies despite their political differences: after all, aren’t we all on the same team really? Aren’t we playing the same game?

      I have never understood this game. That’s why I’ve always refused to debate Milo in public. Not because I’m frightened I’ll lose, but because I know I’ll lose, because I care and he doesn’t—and that means he’s already won. Help and forgive me, but I actually believe human beings can be better than this.”

      https://medium.com/welcome-to-the-scream-room/im-with-the-banned-8d1b6e0b2932#.tdcw7o4z9

      It’s quite easy to come across as the winner if neither you nor your audience give a shit about the truth.

  • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

    Fox News makes me bummed to be blonde. Though, these models of blondes wouldn’t go around with no makeup and hairy legs like I do >:)

    • snark-lurker

      mee too am blond & haz hairy legs

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      When you become an older, you stop growing it on your legs and start growing it on your chin. Ewww.

      • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

        I have one pesky hair that I have to pluck from my chin. Good to know I should be prepared for more, blegh

  • Bill Slider

    Why would anyone waste time wiretapping Trump? Everything he has said, thought of, and considered, is broadcast world-wide on Twitter.

    • DoILookAmused2u? RĆ©sistance☨

      I don’t think you have to wiretap Trump. Half the people he does business with are under surveillance by multiple intelligence services.

    • marxalot

      He just care bear to imagine a world in which not only do people have the option of not listening to him, they might actually do it.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Still want to see his tax returns.

      • willi0000000

        need some fiction to add to your reading list?

    • Logic of Color

      Donald J Trump @realDonaldTrump
      Can someone reading this please contact my staff and have someone roll some TP under the stall? We’re #OutOfTP SAD!

  • Master Contrail Program

    There are no need for wires, because puppets have strings. Duh.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    What? We’re expecting the lower life forms of Faux and Fiends to stick their medullas out of the bubble and grok reality?

  • Moebym the Persistent Returner

    Also, you’ve got to love how these people can simultaneously hold the conflicting beliefs that Hillary is an omnipotent evil mastermind, but also an inept politician. Like, make up your damn minds.

    • snark-lurker

      they don’t have to. they don’t have to make any sense at all.

      • Moebym the Persistent Returner

        It must be nice to be immune to cognitive dissonance.

        • It’s more like cognitive dissonance is a parasite that has infested their brains and is in complete control now…

    • Dissociation is a helluva drug.

    • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

      They’re also really good at believing that they are “pro-life” all while denying large swathes of people healthcare and safety, so at least they’re consistently inconsistent.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Yup. Just like Obama was an inept buffoon who couldn’t find his own ass with a map and a flashlight; while simultaneously being a scheming tyrant(who somehow rarely got what he wanted)who was singlehandedly destroying America!

      There is no spoon.

    • Kenny Young

      She is an idiot, no doubt. Maybe not in everyday life, but, in the political world people have came to see her as she really is. An habitual lying, scheming, egotistical, self serving maniac.

      • Master Contrail Program

        And Trump is what, exactly?

        • Kenny Young

          Your president!

          • Master Contrail Program

            As much as Obama was yours, I’d wager.

          • Kenny Young

            I might not have liked him, but he was the president…….for 8 long years.

          • tomamitai

            But not yours, tovarisch?

          • Hairstrike Alpha

            Sure you say that about Hillary while supporting who pitches a FIT every time someone is mean to him and when he has the late night cocaine-shits picks fights with department stores. Then, without a shred of evidence accuses his predecessor of a crime. Nice choice, dipshit…even Putin has buyers remorse on this one.

          • SayItWithWookies

            My so-called president.

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            He’s YOUR president. He disavowed anyone who disagreed with him in his New Year’s tweet. Those of us at Wonkette are simply “haters and losers” and Trump wants nothing to do with us. I realize that being disavowed by your own president isn’t nearly as bad as being called a “deplorable” by a presidential candidate, but it’s the truth. He hates us. As do you. Now, kindly go fuck yourself. And when you are finished fucking yourself, fuck yourself again. It’s not like you’re gonna get it from somewhere else.

        • Gosala

          A lying, narcissistic, controlling man baby.

      • tomamitai

        People here “have came” to suspect new commenters to be trolls, especially when they don’t know how to properly conjugate their verbs.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        So, usually you guys are able to keep up the constipated formality that passes for normal human interaction for longer than ten posts. Has it been trying watching your leaders and the people who support them become an international joke? I would think given your low engagement in the actual stakes, losing the lulz battle must be terribly painful.

      • Hairstrike Alpha

        Okay stop talking about Trump and start talking about Hillary. Silly wingnut

      • SayItWithWookies

        Yeah we sure dodged a bullet there.

      • doktorzoom

        Oh my god. I banned Kenny! I’m a bastard!

        — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • Sardonicuss

    I am sure somebody has already pointed this out but…Didn’t that obscure paper..The New York Times? run an article about the Drump Tower / Russian bank also too?

    • Asterix

      Yup. And that’s what Mark Levine was reading about on air last Thursday. Limbaugh picked up the thread on Friday and then it went through the shit-filter of Breitbart on later on Friday. Trump pulled the rest outta his ass on Saturday.

      • Crystalclear12

        Ahhh. . . the circle of derp.

      • Sardonicuss

        The Times thing I was remembering was also before the election….and basically “nothing to see here” move alonged it.

    • fawkedifiknow

      Failing New York Times, you mean.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Asterix

      Apparently Breitbart isn’t on board.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        It’s almost as if the call is coming from inside the house.

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Hmmm…at my local health care provider network entity, they ask for ID along with insurance card. Seems like Breitfart threw Obamacare, identity fraud and illegal aliens in a random headline generator; or something.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        As why would they not?

    • SayItWithWookies

      It’ll come as a shock to Assmouth’s voting base that he’s in the tank for illegal immigration. Then again, the traffic lights changing from green to yellow to red are probably a constant surprise to them too.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Well, at least the goldfish don’t get bored.

  • Kenny Young

    Lol…Wonkette??? Who the hell thought up that name?

    • Moebym the Persistent Returner

      I don’t recall anyone asking your opinion on the site’s name.

      • Kenny Young

        Don’t get butt hurt over a simple question!!!

        • Biff52
        • Hardly Ideal

          Don’t barge into my house and make fun of my decorations. Not only is it rude, but it’s a terrible first impression.

          • Gosala

            Further down thread it shits on the carpet and tries to tell you it’s home improvement.

          • elviouslyqueer

            Why yes, yes it does. And I really look forward to seeing its erudite contributions to this week’s installment of “Dear Shit Fer Brains.”

          • Andy_Kreiss

            “Butt hurt”. Every time they get sad, they start seeing “butt hurt” everywhere.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          You forgot to call him a snowflake and mention that you are lapping up his liberal tears. Did you forget your RW talking points memo?

    • Gosala

      Hello, stranger. Here are your choices

      1. Read awhile to learn our special kinda snark and play along, or not

      2. Be an asshole, barge in with loud mouthed opinions, lol everyone in sight and, eventually, get ban hammered.

      • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

        He has a good ol’ fashioned transphobic comment in his limited comment history, so my money is on #2

        • Gosala

          And Hilary is a liar, also too.

        • Sardonicuss

          So I guess my “ur mom” answer would have been cool. Damn.

          • resistance_fighter_rosenbomb

            I would have upvoted it

          • Sardonicuss

            I was kind of hoping his was going to elaborate on his derpitude unprompted.
            Missed opportunity.

        • SadDemInTex

          Yep…he is not coming for the snark

      • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

        I prefer my stock answer. Gimme a minute.

    • NotALiar

      Ask Queen Ana.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      Keny, it is a Wonket tradition to mok everything.

      • Kenny Young

        I do appreciate your logical answer.

    • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

      HI THERE!
      fuck off.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Be nice. He just got here. He doesn’t even know we aren’t allowed to comment.

        • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

          and never will know, it appears

    • Hardly Ideal

      Last I checked, it’s a play on the term “wonk,” as in a policy nerd. And it was run first by Ana Marie Cox, a sassy lady who gave the site a feminine touch by adding an “-ette” at the end (i.e. dude-ette), thus “wonk-ette.”

      • Kenny Young

        Okay thanks, now I know. A simple answer was what I was looking for.

    • BMW

      Ana Marie Cox, probably.

    • Reximus

      I found it by googling wankit but i’m bad with typos

      I stayed anyway

    • Laffing Crow

      Great first post! Retread from Twitter?

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      No one likes you. Not even your momma.

  • Aileen

    Also, how can the be all GOTCHA about a tweet while completely ignoring the content of the tweet, which is about servers from Alfa Bank and servers from Trump Tower talking to each other, exclusively? Does that not seem even mildly suspicious to them?

    • snark-lurker

      One shiny flake is all they need to hide a yuuuge POS in plain sight.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The real news is not the content of the leak, but who leaked it. Unless it’s about Hillary, in which case it’s the reverse.

    • Nodrama4mama

      Its the same level of denail as my Grandma, who told me that she was getting healthy by switching to FILTERED Camels!

  • Thorn Spike

    MY GOD, IT’S FULL OF DOTS.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Jim Hofts head space is full of Dippin’ Dots

  • Laffing Crow

    “Perhaps this question is too complicated for empty-headed dicks at Fox News.”
    ‘Cause yah, Duh. Quote for the ages.

  • ltmcdies

    oh my American cousins…doesn’t the stupid make you tired. Because you know for every mouth breather on FOX there are a 1000 mouth breathers at home going…..yeh…why would Hillary know that thing that was reported on yesterday.

    • Laffing Crow

      “The Stupid” makes us very tired indeed. While you’ve got your own “The Stupid” (brexit) problems to contend with lately, I have to admit, they ain’t as stupid as our shit. And there you have it.

      • ltmcdies

        I don’t have any Brexit problems…I’m Canadian….we sadly have been hearing from the right wing stupid sphere more as they having a leadership race, including some loud mouth dumb fuck of business guy/reality show host who thinks he can be PM because…reasons.

        Oh and I guess Vlad, Julian and alt right Singers are noticing us since our Foreign Affairs minister told Vlad to go fuck himself..

        http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/russia-decries-ukraine-mission-as-freeland-warns-of-disinformation-campaigns/article34228260/

        • Laffing Crow

          So sorry for my assumption. I hear “cousin” and think Brit. Canadians, I think of as “the sane people who live up north and who wisely claim no familial relation to us whatsoever”. You totally threw me off with your unforced inclusiveness.

          All I can say is, don’t let us infect you. It is virulent and catching. Makes the whole wall down south thing rather funny doesn’t it? If this keeps up, Mexico AND Canada might end up having to build walls to keep us out.

          • ltmcdies

            I get that whole “American Cousin” thing from a made in Canada film from the 80s …..

            We got’s your United Empire Loyalists and a a fair number of former slaves from the Underground railroad…I think it’s safe to say it kind a makes us “cousins”

            http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089647/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

        • Delu

          You’re way too close to all the stupid. And some of it may actually be starting to creep over.

          That Trumpian Quebec mosque shooter for example.

          • ltmcdies

            Agreed… way to many TrumpNuts tweet their bullshit as us

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      So tired. so so so so tired. Tired of being tired. Make it stop.

    • Alan

      Exhausted.

  • I tried connecting the dots, but then the Dalmatian walked away and now I have a sadz.

  • Laffing Crow

    Their job is to muddy the waters. They were born for it. No questions or doubts, they just do it.

  • TundraGrifter

    Time to repeat a Wonkette classic:

    “I’m in the smallest room in my house, about to take a Doocy…”

  • Scrofula

    Heh, twice now my Dad has managed to turn on “descriptive audio”, in Spanish no less, and been powerless to turn it back, even with the clicker. I wish I had a meth lab I could’ve hidden in.

  • azeyote

    the sad part is that 45% of the american electorate believes in the alterverse – to the bone –

  • Paperless Tiger

    Bitch set me up!

  • Themostunclean

    Hey everyone! I’m back from a quick trip over to the other side of the isle, also known as that festering hole of propaganda “Gateway Pundit”.

    Jesus Christ the level of stupidity and ignorance is eye watering. They have the actual tweet from HC with the header about the Slate article included (accidentally included in the article TWICE b-tee-dubs)!!! Do they mention that once in the article? No. So does everyone in the comment section believe HRC had a hand in it? Goddamned right they do.

    I pointed this out in the comment section (very civil, siting facts and links with no name calling or hyperbole) and explained there’s actually a difference between wire tapping and server analysis. I also mentioned that the independent company that found the connection was studying BOTH campaigns. Well, my comment disappeared faster than Trump’s hands up a skirt. And the lefties are the facists who don’t respect free speech.

    I won’t even get into the thread where they were all gushing over what a genius Trump was. Because this whole tweet storm is actually some brilliant plan. I cannot express how infuriating it is that these morons have their god-king in the oval office.

  • Alan

    She seems unsmart.

  • Christopher Story

    This might just be me, but every time I see that name, “Mook,” I hear the line from Thinner:
    “He was a mook, but he was my mook.”

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