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I really recommend buying a teddybear. (self.MGTOW)

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My bears name is misha. Probably the most comforting thing you can have when the loneliness gets too much. They are capable of more love than any female is capable of and they are loyal. I also recommend buying a 12 Guage for your own safety as well.

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[–]DThrillard 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I had 2 stuffed animals growing up that I loved so fucking dearly. One was a teddy bear with patches that my great aunt gave me before she died, the 2nd was a big stuffed jellyfish (at least 4 feet tall if you held it up and let the tentacles touch the ground) that I won at Disney World making 3 baskets in a row on those shitty, oblong rims. I had a backstory in my head that they were best friends and would hang out when I was in school like Toy Story.

As I got older and met the girl that turned me MGTOW, she asked for the jellyfish. I refused, and the asking turned into crying and throwing fits. I finally relented just because I was sick of it, but I hated separating them even though I was 19 then and over the pretend phase. She slept with him nightly and promised to treat him well. She also took one of my favorite shirts without asking she claimed to sleep in every night with him. X months later, before she moved, she asked for the bear too. I drew the fucking line there and I told she absolutely couldn't have both. Good God, did that piss her off. I didn't give in to her bitching and crying that time though.

She still has my fucking jellyfish. I asked for her to FedEx it back to me when we broke up like a year and a half later, I even told her I'd reimburse her for any shipping costs, but she never did. Still has that fucking shirt too. They're probably rotting in a Goodwill or something right now, that fucking whore.

It shouldn't bother me, but it really fucking does. Like a father who always wonders about the kid he gave up for adoption.

[–]KryptoPower77 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If she did that to your stuffed animal, imagine what she could have done to your son.

[–]DThrillard 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I truly wonder what she put my poor jellyfish through. That bitch was a cutter before we met. He could've been mangled to shreds or used in one of her gay art projects for school. I miss that fucker so badly. I should've kept it, it would make for dope ass decoration at the house now or a keepsake to give to my future son if I ever decide to go the surrogate route someday.

[–]feedmecarrots 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Teddy Bears will never betray your secrets either. You can tell them anything and they won't judge.

[–]mellow_dude 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've slept with a plush animal for a long time now. I switch them out occasionally for variety, but always pick one that's cute and cuddly. I don't particularly have strong emotions for them, but to me, they seem to satisfy some primitive part of the brain and I sleep better. I also live alone, so don't have to explain them to anyone.

[–]calories_for_closers 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

..uh, lol?

recommend buying a teddybear

also recommend buying a 12 Guage for your own safety as well

At first I thought this thread was kinda gay. Now it's looking like the beginning of a horror movie. I'm gonna go look at other threads, y'all have fun...

[–]Diam35 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I respect this post and the sentimental comments :) and to the inevitable haters I say: it takes being secure to even suggest what the poster is suggesting. A warm post. +1!

[–]Ximkai [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I got a dog... same effect, not as embarrassing. That being said, I still have my cuddle monkey I got when I was born sitting in my closet somewhere.