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1984 BMW 318i

condition: excellent
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
paint color: custom
title status: clean
transmission: manual
type: coupe

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Things done:
- Finely tuned 3S-GE BEAMS engine from an Altezza RS200
- Injectors have been cleaned
- Reinforced subframes
- Stainless steel Brake Lines
- Toe and camber adjustable rear subframe
- Winch strap for rescuing lesser vehicles
- One seat, cuz who needs friends?
- Rust holes for extra weight reduction
- Drive shaft, single piece with upgraded U-joints
- Over roof exhaust
- Four wheel disc brakes
- Eats small children
- Acquired its sovrency and no longer abides by anyone's rules
- Clutch master cylinder replaced
- Hypoid limited slip differential
- Scares elderly people
- Eventually will have a roof rack
- No pansy tire kickers!
- Tachometer revs to over 9000!
- Every brake component was rebuilt, replaced or upgraded.
- Neighbors will love this thing
- Catalytic converter is hood mounted for ease of inspection
- Every once in a while the tach stops working

Price is FRIM, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE.

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