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[–]TaylorSwift_Eats_Ass -8 points-7 points-6 points  (2 children)
USA dominates the world. Theres no other single country that could go to war with us and win, wish we could put more of our whiny bitch citizens on the front line tho. Without guns.
[–]RamessesTheOK [score hidden]  (1 child)
yes but the ability to beat someone in a war is worth jackshit when your own citizens have to drink lead
[–]TaylorSwift_Eats_Ass [score hidden]  (0 children)
Tell that to all your fucking escapees fleeing here, ould love to deter that somehow.
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