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[–]raevnos 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
That was pathetic even by his standards.
[–]_BarbieDreamHearseWashington State Department of Transboynation[S] 3 points4 points5 points  (13 children)
I should have screencapped it. Oh well. Crazies gonna craze.
Edit: Nevermind. We got some more action right here. Instead of writing his own comment, he replied to one in which I thanked someone for a compliment on my hearse. The funniest thing about this was he could have just let this die, but he really loves drawing attention to himself and his dead subreddit.
[–]derrickito1Taco Time 2 points3 points4 points  (12 children)
Waddit say?
[–]_BarbieDreamHearseWashington State Department of Transboynation[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (10 children)
Someone mentioned that I am a redditor, but /u/barbiedreamhearse is a suspended account.
I replied and told them an /r/Seattle mod had me banned because I told him I didn't like him and to leave me alone.
Careless replied with a paragraph saying the admins banned me, I'm a liar, etc.
I told him once again that I don't like him and to leave me alone.
[–]careless -5 points-4 points-3 points  (9 children)
I told him once again that I don't like him and to leave me alone.
Stop telling lies about me, and I'm happy to leave to your damaged idiocy.
[–]_BarbieDreamHearseWashington State Department of Transboynation[S] 3 points4 points5 points  (6 children)
mother of christ you're nuts.
[–]careless -4 points-3 points-2 points  (5 children)
I'm not the one telling fucking fairy stories like they're real.
You are delusional.
[–]_BarbieDreamHearseWashington State Department of Transboynation[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
Yeah, follow me around the internet and whine about your dead sub. That's not crazy.
[–]careless -2 points-1 points0 points  (3 children)
Not as crazy as your bullshit story that I somehow convinced the admins to ban your account.
Fucking own up to the consequences of your own actions and stop blaming them on me.
[–]YopparaiNekoUnder the Lenin Statue 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
Dude, not even other mods care for your shit. Seriously, get some help.
[–]_BarbieDreamHearseWashington State Department of Transboynation[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
[–]youtubefactsbot 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
remember when this was funny
Kyneiro in People & Blogs
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[–]DaFetacheeseugh 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
He liked big dicks and couldn't lie /s
[–]SeattlePubCrawls 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Zomg you lie like a cheap rug. Let me tell you my own twisted version of the story, I'm happy to discuss what these jerks and trolls have done to my AirBnB Super Host record. Btw admins, did you get the bottles of scotch I sent you? Cheers!
[–]o0Bex0o 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Wow.
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