Today, March 3, 2017—a date which will live in infamy—Bestgunnit was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the triggered, non binary forces of an antihate subreddit.

Bestgunnit was at peace with that sub, and, at the solicitation of their followers, was looking toward the maintenance of peace. Indeed, one hour after antihate squadrons had commenced bombing in the Bestgunnit post of a "boating accident", the antihate ambassador to the Bestgunnit and his/her/it/their colleague delivered to our mods a formal reply to a recent Bestgunnit message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Bestgunnit from the antihate sub makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the antihate followers had deliberately sought to deceive Bestgunnit by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack today on the boating accident post has caused superficial, if that, damage to Bestgunnit opr8r forces. I regret to tell you that no Bestgunnit lives have been lost. In addition, Bestgunnit posts have been reported brigaded on the high seas.

Yesterday the antihate sub also launched an attack against Worstgunnit and a post there about Rhodesia and FALs.

They have, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the gun related area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the Bestgunnit have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our sub.

As a recent addition of the opr8r forces of Bestgunnit I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. . .