Roses are red

Violets are blue

Clearing my head

Fleshlight would do

...

Roses are dead, marriage is too, you’re a fat cunt, I’ll never screw!

...

Only roses were red

All the pills I took were blue

But I’m now on the red one,

So may only all cats be with you.

...

I am now red

Once I was blue

Won’t take any shit

So now its fuck you!

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I once loved a whale named May

PUA’s said she was a good lay

I called her a cunt

and gave her a punt

and now I just go my own way

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Roses are Red, My Balls are not Blue, Because I have Fleshlight, No nagging or sagging, My bank account is flush, I do what I want, And I don’t give a Fuck, If you look Fat in That

... (poems copied from an old thread)