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Meet Nathan Larson! He’s the self-described “Red Pill Libertarian” hoping to represent Virginia’s 31st District as a State Delegate, and boy is he ever a peach.

Larson was convicted in 2009 of threatening to kill President Obama, having sent a letter to the Secret Service reading “I am writing to inform you that in the near future, I will kill the president of the United States of America.” Normally, this would preclude him from being able to run for office, as it was a felony and being able to vote is a requirement for running for office. However, Larson’s voting rights were restored as part Governor Terry McAuliffe’s program to re-enfranchise felons who have paid their debt to society.

Shockingly, that is not even the most disturbing part of Larson’s campaign. Not by a long shot!

Larson is most generously described as the “actual worst of the internet.” You know those manosphere douches we make fun of all the time — like Roosh V and friends? He is one of them! In fact, his campaign page — which is a wiki — frequently links to the Return of Kings Wiki, and also includes a statement on how he cosigns Roosh’s “Open Letter To Donald Trump.” One of the main components of his campaign is his opposition to feminism. Here, he explains what having taken “The Red Pill” means to him:

“A red piller is someone who recognizes and is aware of (1) the way that feminism, feminists and their white knight enablers affect society; (2) the dark truths surrounding human sexuality; and (3) hypergamy, women’s AF/BB strategies, society’s feminine imperative, sexual differences in emotional attachment, and women’s attraction to DT traits and sexual dominance/violence. The red pill is extremely politically incorrect, and one may expect reflexive social ostracism for even mentioning the Red Pill in polite society.”

For the unhep, “AF/BB strategies” means “Alpha fux, Beta bux” — which means that women, because we are all evil whores, sleep with “Alpha men” but take the money of “Beta men.”

Here are some of the issues he is campaigning on, which I do not recommend reading on a full stomach! Or at all!

Legalization of Incestuous Marriage

Larson believes fathers ought to be allowed to marry their daughters if that is what the father wants (Oh, daughters have no say in marriage in Larson-world, everything is arranged). He writes… “The potential to have incestuous relationships down the road could provide an incentive to produce offspring and to care for them as an investment in one’s own sexual future.” This is also a good thing for the daughters, he claims, because “A father will tend to be significantly older than his daughter, and therefore will be more likely to be a better provider, and less likely to beat her, than a man her own age.”

Legalization of Marital Rape

Larson writes:

Legalization of marital rape sends an important message, which is that frigidity is not a behavior that a husband need tolerate from his wife. The point is not that he should actually rape her, but that he has a right to if he wants to, since she is his property, given (or sold) to him by her father. This can help instill a proper attitude of submission, which will ultimately benefit her, since women like to be dominated. Not only that, but women will probably have an easier time getting men to want to marry them if they say, “Look honey, once we get married, you won’t have to worry that I’ll deny you sex, because you can just rape me whenever you want, and the law will allow it.”

Yes, surely that is a thing women will say. The main problem with dating today is for sure the fact that our dads can’t sell us to men who will rape us. I feel like I should note here that Larson, shockingly enough, is married, and someone should probably go check on his wife.

Abolition of Welfare

This, naturally, is also related to Larson’s desperate desire to subjugate women, as he believes that if welfare were abolished, women would be forced to marry nice guys like him in order to survive.

Abolish the 19th Amendment

Surprise! Larson does not think women should be allowed to vote, because it destroys the family unit if women are allowed to vote differently than their husbands. Also, women wouldn’t even be affected by government policies if they would just stop going to school and not get drunk and pass out at frat houses.

“What do women suffer from the state? Oh, they pass out drunk at a frat house, and get raped, and the government doesn’t process the rape kit. Why are they passing out drunk at frat houses? Because of feminism telling them that passing out drunk at frat houses is liberating and empowering, and that fathers and taxpayers should pay tuition bills to finance this happening. Get rid of feminism, and the problem is mostly gone.”

He also posits that maybe only physically fit men should be allowed to vote, noting:

“Political parties’ “get out the vote” efforts would involve encouraging their supporters to put down the fork and start lifting. The increase in testosterone flowing through the electorate could have an interesting effect on politics.”

Yes, that would surely be interesting.

Eliminate funding for women’s education

Women don’t need to be educated beyond an 8th grade level, claims Larson, in order to be a wife and mother. And if women are in school and college during their years of “peak beauty” and fertility, then that means that men can’t marry them during this time and make them wives and mothers to their own future wives.


Abolition of Child Protective Services

Well, naturally. Larson is also in favor of child neglect, noting that Murray Rothbard — favorite philosopher of the worst humans possible — said that a child has no natural right to their parents’ resources, so they should be able to starve them if they want.

Legalization of Child Pornography

Because it’s NOT FAIR that men can’t look at child pornography if that is what turns them on. It is only illegal because feminists hate boners, or something.

In his defense of child pornography, Larson actually cites 4chan’s Rule 34 of the internet — “if it exists, there is porn of it” — as if 4chan’s Rules of The Internet is some kind of legally binding thing.

***

Larson is currently engaged in a custody battle with his former in-laws over his 2-year old daughter, who was born after he became estranged from his first spouse, who later committed suicide. In written correspondence, he admitted to being attracted to both children and adults. He has been denied custody, thank freaking goodness.

In keeping with his “worst kind of people on the internet” persona, Larson is also a Murray Rothbard-worshiping “anarcho-captalist.” Anarcho-captalism — which is to actual Anarchism what National Socialism is to Socialism (or what American Libertarianism is to actual Libertarianism) — is the most popular philosophy among those who were profoundly affected by having read the Wikipedia summary of Atlas Shrugged at some point in college, and are not particularly smart but wish to pretend to be. They tend to enjoy Kool-Aid-manning into internet forums and comment sections to insist that taxes and social programs should all be abolished, along with the minimum wage and all labor laws and safety regulations, and that everything (including police departments) should be privatized, and that if that happened, all the poor people would be fine with starving to death and would not have any food riots or anything, because they would at least be able to die safe in the knowledge that rich people didn’t have to pay any taxes. They also, like Rothbard, tend to be Holocaust deniers.

While the Libertarian Party of Virginia has said they would neither nominate nor endorse Larson, and Chairman Bo Brown has said they are considering a motion to expel Larson from the party altogether — which would be a smart move on their part — Larson still feels he has a pretty good chance of unseating Republican Del. Scott Lingamfelter. Why? Because hey! America elected Donald Trump, right? So anything is possible.

I hate to say it, but he does have a point there.

[Fauquier Times | Larson For Delegate]

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  • MynameisBlarney

    Holy shit…
    Creep Factor on that guy is ELEVENTY…

    Better check his property for bodies.

  • JMP

    Is it just me, or does this creep look like a young clone of Vladimir Putin?

    • Proud Liberal

      It’s not just you. I thought the exact same thing.

      • snigsy

        Me too.

        • Jim QuinnX

          Me three.

    • Reality Kills

      Not just you!!

    • PubOption

      There’s also a touch of Stephen Miller in that face

      • arglebargle

        A touch? You mean like a votey punch?

    • MynameisBlarney

      And mebbe a bit like the albino cave trump.

  • Proud Liberal

    Who knew that by electing a black man as president, the Republicans would go batshit crazy!?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I feel like this is a trick question…

  • snark-lurker

    with a mug like that, he can be a gop rep

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    For the unhep, “AF/BB strategies” means “Alpha fux, Beta bux” — which means that women, because we are all evil whores, sleep with “Alpha men” but take the money of “Beta men.”

    http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g246/sey115/notmakingany_zps69a10c97.gif

  • TJ Barke

    I think we need to start putting thorazine in the water supply…

  • Creepoman

    Holy shit, this is hard to type, but I feel it’s my duty.

    He seems nice.

  • Reality Kills

    WOW! This dude should be in prison or a mental institution and never allow him to leave! A lobotomy may be necessary! Look at his face! A pedo!!

  • snigsy

    There are days when I’m glad to be a woman. And also have the ability to laugh.

  • Groundloop

    (after reading candidate Larson’s policy proposals and background)

    “Wow. That is some, no, a lot of way, way out there shit. But still, lower taxes and persecuting the gays and blahs? He’s got my vote!”

    – A Republican Primary Voter

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Because of feminism telling them that passing out drunk at frat houses is liberating and empowering

    Wait–was that passage in The Second Sex or Bad Feminist? I can’t remember now…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0bcbb5664437c362216b2f4eade8a724e61d3c0acf10aac0e365c7a77857edc.jpg

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    He also posits that maybe only physically fit men should be allowed to vote

    He does know that under that edict, Barack Obama would be able to vote but Donald Trump wouldn’t be, right?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I’m sure there would be an exception for dirty old white guys and a ban on voting by persons of Obama’s hue, as the Founding Fathers intended.

  • Lulu Mac
    • TJ Barke

      It’s neither a grower nor a show-er

    • frrolfe

      You mean flip flops?

  • John Iwaniszek

    What real man collects carnival glass?

    • TheAmazingAmateurHousekeeper

      Hey, that would prolly the only decent thing about this guy.

  • JMP

    Somehow this guy manages to go even further than Roosh in being open is his support of rape, who tried to claim an “I was only kidding!” defense of his articles about legalizing rape on private property – http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/02/17/pickup-guru-roosh-v-end-rape-by-making-it-legal/. Most of the pro-rape activists try to hide their agenda further by saying they’re just trying to support the poor men victimized by “false” rape accusations they lie and claim are super common, but this one seems to be dedicated to saying the quiet parts out loud.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Let me guess – he’s one of those “nice guys” who inexplicably can’t get a date that we keep hearing about.

  • Anna Rompage

    Maybe if he had a better fitting suit and wasn’t such a creepy fucking asshole, he might actually be able to get a date with a real live human being, instead of having to dress a mannequin up in his moms clothes and pretend to have a conversation with “her”…

    • UnsaltedSinner

      I suspect this guy has conversations with his mother’s mummified corpse. But he must have been able to get a date at some point, as he used to be married. Proving that there’s someone out there for absolutely everyone. And I mean everyone.

    • Shucky Ducky

      Please be aware that this contains information that will upset you greatly: http://www.csindy.com/coloradosprings/pedophile-parental-rights-in-colorado/Content?oid=3456528

      Creepy fucking asshole is the least of his problems.

  • Creepoman

    “Larson believes fathers ought to be allowed to marry their daughters if that is what the father wants.”

    Welp, I guess this means Trump’s on board.

    • “Where can my charitable foundation send a check?”

      • arglebargle

        HA! cash or GTFO.

        • Creepoman

          Bux!

    • one_who_wanders

      You sir, get all the Thumbs up!

  • MynameisBlarney

    It’s like they’ve taken every bit of bad advice about relationships they’ve heard and they turn it into a quasi-religion.

  • one_who_wanders

    My favorite part:
    “Larson also posits that young women should be discouraged from going to
    college, saying their “potential, in many respects, is wasted when they
    devote their years of peak beauty and fertility [by] attending college …
    instead of marrying a good provider and bearing children.”

    • Lulu Mac
    • TJ Barke

      Because women are production units.

      • Logic of Color

        And the planet needs more children

    • Carpe Vagenda

      So, not super familiar with the longstanding societal tradition of the MRS degree?

      • JMP

        That would lead to young women marrying young men, though; which goes against his views (as mentioned in his defense of father-daughter marriage) that young women should always get married to older men.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          I dunno. It sounds to me like he’s more or less a garden variety internet psycho who has discovered one weird trick to get out of paying child support. What I want to know is how he can afford a mail order wife if he’s living with his parents.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    In his defense of child pornography, Larson actually cites 4chan’s Rule 34 of the internet — “if it exists, there is porn of it”

    http://media.tumblr.com/c67eb92adddde16c70a4d4ae2a901d2f/tumblr_inline_mhpijvfUXx1qz4rgp.gif

    • Crank Tango

      Hmm. does that make everything legal because there is porn of it?

  • dxyseilc of the rstesinace

    I’ll take World’s Most Punchable Faces for $1,000, Alex.

    • Creepoman

      Frankly, I’m a bit disappointed the Virginia correctional system – how could this oleaginous fucker make it through a stint in the joint and come out with a face that is still generally intact?

      • Logic of Color

        He’s got that smug Ann Coulter look she gets when she knows she’s just pissed everyone off.

      • one_who_wanders

        I think he was living in Colorado when arrested. Though I am surprised he made through High school. . . .

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I seriously don’t think I’ve read a more disturbing personal manifesto. Will he get any votes?

    • Anna Rompage

      In Virginia? my guess is he’s gonna sweep the GOP primaries…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      If Josh Duggar moves into his district, he’ll get at least two.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    “Look honey, once we get married, you won’t have to worry that I’ll deny you sex, because you can just rape me whenever you want, and the law will allow it.”

    Aww… our wedding vows!

  • bookish

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/03/us/politics/majority-rule-means-the-power-to-stop-not-just-start-an-investigation.html?google_editors_picks=true

    “The Senate Intelligence Committee is the best place to determine the facts regarding Russian involvement in our elections,” said Senator Roy Blunt of Missouri, who sits on the panel and has been more aggressive than other Republicans in calling for a thorough inquiry.

    “In my opinion, it would take at least six months for any new investigation to get to where the Intelligence Committee is today, and the ability to work with the intelligence community would never equal the daily communications of our bipartisan committee,” said Mr. Blunt, who added that he intended to visit C.I.A. headquarters in the next week to personally review relevant documents.

    Democrats say there is another reason Republicans favor the Intelligence Committee: Its work is conducted mainly behind closed doors, sparing Mr. Trump and his allies on Capitol Hill from a regular parade of witnesses swearing to tell the truth before sober-faced senators — all of it televised live on cable news and C-Span.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      “The panel made up of mostly foxes will be much better at investigating what went on inside the chicken coop”.

  • Crank Tango

    Let the Invisible Hand™ deal with shit like rape and kiddie porn, I say.

  • Sounds like dude just wants to buy some 13 year-old girls as ‘wives’ and rape them without worrying about going to jail and getting prison raped for fucking kids.

  • memzilla Ω
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Larson is currently engaged in a custody battle with his former in-laws over his 2-year old daughter, who was born after he became estranged from his first wife, who later committed suicide.

    OK, this isn’t funny anymore. Fuck.

  • exinkwretch

    The only way this creep gets near a pussy is at a no-kill cat shelter.

  • one_who_wanders

    And looking at his picture I kept expect to hear “Deutchland Uber Alles” (sp?) or at the very least “Springtime for Hitler.”

    • UnsaltedSinner

      “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        I wouldn’t let him to near the cages, either.

      • one_who_wanders

        That is the one I couldn’t remember.

    • Crank Tango

      I see Putin lovechild.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I thought it was a picture of the young Julian Assange.

  • PubOption

    OT, but Lingamfelter seems to be a strange mixture of Sanskrit and German.

    • snigsy

      Aryan, in other words?

  • Carpe Vagenda

    I am only now learning that the abrahamic religions don’t know how to do patriarchy.

    Who knew.

  • Vincent Ricola

    “A father will tend to be significantly older than his daughter, and therefore will be more likely to be a better provider, and less likely to beat her, than a man her own age.”

    What in the fuck did I just read?!?!!

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Larson is currently engaged in a custody battle with his former in-laws over his 2-year old daughter, who was born after he became estranged from his first wife, who later committed suicide.

    Someone has to ask, so I guess it’ll be me – are they sure it was suicide?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      If she was married to him for any period of time, it could go either way.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Oh that’s not the least bit odd or suspicious at all.

  • Crank Tango
    • Doug Langley

      What exactly was she trying to do? Jump the pond?

      • MynameisBlarney

        She is probably better off leaving the bike behind.

      • DahBoner

        Find a mate.

      • Relativicus

        Looks like the idea was to hit the ramp then do backflips into the water.

      • Crank Tango

        I think just jump into it.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        It’s a metaphor: she was trying to run for President against the most unqualified, incompetent, dishonest man ever to seek the office.

    • Sardonicuss

      Sticking the landing!

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Guilty confession: I love fail gifs. Because I am a bad person inside.

      • The Wanderer

        I’m right there with you. Ridiculousness is on the short list of shows I watch on the teeveelookybox.

  • bookish

    http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-na-pol-trump-sessions/?track=lat-pick

    Atty. Gen. Jeff Sessions has significant influence on President Trump’s administration, having placed former staffers and associates in key positions. Sessions, who shares Trump’s hard-line view on immigration enforcement, was the first senator to endorse Trump’s candidacy. Here’s where Sessions’ former staffers and close associates have landed, including at some of the most senior levels of the White House.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    He has been denied custody, thank freaking goodness.

    I hope he doesn’t have visitation rights either. Jesus fucking Christ.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    HA HA Larson. By NOT doing following your beliefs, I — unlike some people I could name — actually get laid from time-to-time.

  • Wild Cat

    The Libertarian Party is a party for Republicans who openly want to sexually assault children.

    (What a sick fuck this twerp is.)

    • DahBoner

      Or wife swapping.

      • Wild Cat

        Or divorcing your dying wife because you have a better and younger model to service your needs.

    • MynameisBlarney

      And smoke the reefers.

  • UnsaltedSinner
    • The Wanderer

      “Parochial” as in “child-molesting Catholic priest?”

  • JustDon’tSayDieInJail

    Y’know, maybe instead of running for office, this sick fucker should just join ISIS.

    • Longstreet63

      Or ICE. They pay better and are less picky.

  • Lizzietish81

    So he’s basically Crastor is what you’re saying.

    • Sardonicuss

      That’s it! Couldn’t think of the GOT daughter marrying perverts name.
      Him meeting his end was a most satisfying bit of television.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “The increase in testosterone flowing through the electorate could have an interesting effect on politics.”

    To see the effect of testosterone on politics, we need only read history. Or open a newspaper.

  • timpundit

    We need this Happy Fun TIme story so bad. Kids. They aren’t born racists.

    This morning Jax and I were discussing his wild hair. I told him that he
    needed a haircut this weekend. He said that he wanted his head shaved
    really short so he could look like his friend Reddy. He said he
    couldn’t wait to go to school on Monday with his hair like Reddy’s so
    that his teacher wouldn’t be able to tell them apart. He thought it
    would be so hilarious to confuse his teacher with the same haircut.
    Here’s a picture of Jax and Reddy from their Christmas program. I’m sure you all see the resemblance.

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/five-year-old-gets-the-same-haircut-as-friend-so-that-his-teacher-wouldnt-be-able-to-tell-them-apart-6485367/

    • Edith Prickly

      I saw that earlier today. They are too fucking cute for words.

    • MynameisBlarney

      That’s adorable.

      *narrows eyes*

      Perhaps, TOO adorable.

      • timpundit

        Yeah. What’s their angle anyways.

        • MynameisBlarney

          They’re probably gonna ask for some candy or something once they’ve achieved peak cute.

  • Lulu Mac
    • Robyn Pennacchia

      Holy fucking shit.

  • Crystalclear12

    Wow. That is a lot of crazy.

    And someone needs to check his computer for child porn.

  • Longstreet63

    Too crazy for 2017 Libertarians? By 2020, he’ll be a Republican congressman and derided as a RINO for being too liberal.

  • bookish

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/rex-tillerson-silent-on-human-rights/?google_editors_picks=true

    Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been under fire from Republican Sen. Marco Rubio – along with human rights groups – for not honoring the long tradition of personally unveiling the State Department’s annual Human Rights Report, which is expected Friday.

    Human rights groups and diplomats are asking whether this is a sign that the Trump administration will carry out a transactional style of diplomacy that does not emphasize defense of human rights as an American priority. Tom Malinowski, who served as assistant secretary of State for Democracy, Human Rights and Labor in the Obama Administration, also tweeted about “MIA Tillerson.”

    Since taking office last month, Tillerson has been largely silent. His absence from White House meetings with key foreign leaders and the recent budget proposal to slice foreign aid by 30 percent or more has raised questions about the degree of influence Tillerson has within the Trump administration. Senior aides insist that the former Exxon Mobil CEO speaks frequently by phone with the president and has simply adopted a careful, deliberate approach to the job.

    Next week the State Department will resume some briefings – though not daily ones – starting Mar. 6. The last briefing was Jan. 19, the last full day of the Obama administration. According to the Associated Press, that hiatus is believed to be the longest since the department began holding news briefings in the 1950s.

    • The Wanderer

      Rubio acting like he has a spine. Stupid, greedy little climber says what?

  • Crank Tango

    http://www.csindy.com/coloradosprings/nathan-larson-says-he-wont-seek-custody-of-baby/Content?oid=3515681
    “I had a psychological evaluation of this sort done a few years ago, and the recommendation was that I not be allowed to be around kids unsupervised”

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Maybe I’m just really cynical, but while I was reading the story it crossed my mind that if you had no dignity, self-respect or ethics and you and your current wife wanted to get out of ever paying child support for your children, this would be a really good plan.

  • boyblue122

    This guy looks like a relative of WH spokesperson Stephen Miller

    • Msgr_MΩment

      So finally Trump delivered his Pooty-Poot love child?

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    I’m surprised this guy is still allowed within 200 feet of other human beings.

    • puredog

      May be time to make history with a class action restraining order application. How many people live in the 31st District?

  • DahBoner
    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Cesspit LIBELZ!

  • OrG

    WTF? He writes a letter to the Secret Service informing them of his intentions and he’s not in jail? Not even a veiled innuendo like “poopy pants draft-chicken with guitars n guns”(tip o’ the hat to snark-lurker for that gem)? WTF?

  • Sardonicuss

    …and this guy makes some sort of a living? He doesn’t live in refrigerator box next to an underpass somewhere?

    • Jennaratrix

      Shoot, he doesn’t even rate a box.

  • Relativicus

    I cannot believe that guy was ever near enough to a woman to reproduce.

    On the plus, his inlaws appear to have digital reams of information to keep keeping that child out of that guy’s custody.

    • arglebargle

      Digital Reams is the name of Josh Duggars Toby Keith cover band.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    OK – the headline – child porn and marital rape – is NOT EVEN THE WORST OF HIM. HE ACTUALLY HAS A 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND HE’S ACTUALLY PROMOTING FATHER/DAUGHTER INCEST AND MARRIAGE FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Logic of Color

      Normally all-caps are frowned upon but in this case HOLY SHIT THIS LARSON GUY IS REALLY FUCKED UP!!!

      • Lefty Frizzell

        FUCK YEAH!!!

        • timpundit

          GAAAAAAAH

      • MynameisBlarney

        As my uncle used to say, “Someone needs to take him behind the wood shed for a heart to heart.”

      • chazmanr

        NO SHIT!

    • The Wanderer

      Yes. The courts need to keep this asshole as far away from his daughter as humanly possible.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Hard to believe there’s a woman on the planet who would willingly pair up with this cretin. She should be evaluated by a licensed psychiatrist. A few days with a professional deprogrammer might be helpful as well.

      • HereKitty

        TWO women!

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      The next episode of Sesame Street, which several Wonkers are about to write, is brought to you by the letters “C, P, S”.

  • Lizzietish81

    Also too I have Nights in White Satin in my head now

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdykXAT19Go

  • Chadwells

    It’s guys like this that need a good ol’ prison rapin’. And a beat down. Then let’s see how his tune is.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      With votes. Don’t forget the votes. Or we all get a pass on the rules today?

    • chazmanr

      Generally, wishing rape or other violence on someone in the non-existent comment section of Wonkette is frowned upon.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Generally…

      • Chadwells

        Noted. I added the votes, tho.

  • Dulcis Memoria
  • goonemeritus

    Virginia is for daughter lovers?

  • Jennaratrix

    The potential to have incestuous relationships down the road could provide an incentive to produce offspring and to care for them as an investment in one’s own sexual future.

    Wow. I sure hope he never has daughters. Jesus. Where do these people come from? I haven’t even read the rest of this yet and I’m already sick.

    • The Wanderer

      Of course, as cited above, Rothbard says that children have no natural right to their parents’ resources. By that logic, then, Daddy and Daughter would be popping out babies and just scattering them around to fend for themselves.

      • UnsaltedSinner

        Rothbard predicted that this would not be a problem, as there would be a thriving baby market where they could sell their unwanted mooching offspring. Probably to people like Larson.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Jesus God. Bury his writings in Heart Mountain with the rest of the nuclear waste.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      I believe it said in the article he’s having some custody issues with his own 2 yr old child. Didn’t specify gender. All I know is this rotten fuck shouldn’t be allowed within a 50 foot radius of any child!

      • Jennaratrix

        Yeah, it’s a daughter. I finally read the whole thing.

      • Robyn Pennacchia

        AH. I will adjust, because it is, in fact, a daughter.

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          Dag nabbit…that makes the whole thing sadder :(

      • Thiazin Red

        I’m pretty sure his website is exhibit A in the case.

  • anwisok
    • snigsy

      Thanks for the cleanse.

    • MynameisBlarney
      • FlownΩver

        And he knows you’re dethpicable.

      • Doug Langley

        Gary Larson libelz!!!!!

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Robyn is terrific. We should increase her allowance of Exposure Dollars.

    • Logic of Color

      They say dogs can’t look up. Can dogs look up? Seems like they should be able to look up.

      • anwisok

        Who says that? My dog does a pretty good job of looking up at those damned squirrels that she just wants to play with.

        • Logic of Color

          This question rose to fame in the 2004 film Shaun of the Dead, where Simon Pegg’s character proclaimed that pub landlord ‘Big Al’ was not to be trusted as he wrongly believed, according to Pegg’s character, that dogs couldn’t look up (quote: “Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can’t look up!”).Jul 25, 2011
          –Howitworks dot com

          I freakin’ LOVE Simon Pegg

        • Sardonicuss

          I came home yesterday and my dog was on the front porch staring at something.
          Normally, if I am gone more than 5 minutes I must be greeted by being knocked down and licked to death…but she was laser focused on….
          A rabbit. The rabbit had apparently figured out the distance of the dogs 75 ft line..and was taking a leisurely tongue bath… just out of reach.
          The dog was trying to burn holes in the rabbit.

          • anwisok

            Smart rabbit. I’ll bet it’s snarky as hell, also too. Ask it if it wants to non-comment sometime!

          • Sardonicuss

            I have seen squirrels do that before…park themselves on the trunks of trees..just out of reach of dogs going crazy.
            …but I have never seen a rabbit do it. He, they…are still doing it today, because it is now spring and they are doing their crazy rabbit activity that I guess is mating ritual;. Where they run at each other and jump in the air and stuff.
            Dog doesn’t find it nearly as entertaining as I do.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            COUNTERPOINT: the parents of one of my old wolf dogs used to have squirrels come through the chain link fence into their pens to steal their food. The squirrels were too quick for them to catch. But the dogs learned to be patient and wait until the squirrels loaded up on the kibbles- their fat cheeks were too big to fit back through the fence, so the dogs got their own version of squirrel cordon bleu

          • Sardonicuss

            I used to have a cat that would lay out in the driveway as birds dive bombed it.
            They would always do it just …one too many times. Gulp.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            My wolf dogs would team up- one would get the bird’s attention with a death stare while the other would circle around behind and snag them right out of the tree

          • Sardonicuss

            I have barn owls that do that with field rats.
            One will circle low and slow while another comes in from the opposite direction and….yoink! future rat pellet!

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            yup, prey is stupid compared to the predators

      • MynameisBlarney
        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Shaun of the Dead to the contrary, mine watches jets fly over at 35,000 feet

          • MynameisBlarney

            Bird Dog, eh?

      • Notreelyhelping

        Look up what? Bone-hiding strategies?

        • Shanzgood

          I have heard LOTS of those!

          • wavicles

            Popular, are ya?

          • Shanzgood

            Er, no…just heard lots of that.

      • MynameisBlarney

        All joking aside…
        I find myself muttering the phrase “But dogs can look up.” to myself a bit too often when I’m out playin with my dog.

        She looks up at me like I’m an idjit. She’s like “I KNOW you have the damn stick! THROWITNAO!”

    • Sardonicuss

      That cat is certainly appalled by all this nonsense.

  • Anna Rompage

    If it’s okay to punch Nazis in the face, is it okay to punch people like this in the face too?

    Just asking for a friend…

    • Chadwells

      Get out of my head!!!! And yes.

    • Crank Tango

      Yeah I am thinking this guy needs more than punching, he needs to be locked up.

    • OrG

      Survey Says: Oh fuck yes!

    • The Wanderer

      Locked up, and afterward put on a sexual offender registry. This guy’s fucking appalling.

    • Lizzietish81

      But you repeat yourself

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Holy turd nibblers, there may be a category lower than Nazi. I think punching in the face may be too good for these guys.

      • The Wanderer

        Stuff like this, so they can’t reproduce:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQ6JipGkDo

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        Agreed. They need a good stiletto (heel) to the groin…multiple times.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          At the very least!

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      OMG! As soon as I started reading this & sharing (more disgusting) bits with my husband, I said, “shit like this makes me so mad, I wanna start punching these fuckers like Nazis”…Us Wonkers really do think alike ;) Maybe it should be “Nazi Punks & Red-Pillers Fuck Off”?

  • Larson should just run as a Republican. The Libertarian Party is still trying to look like a serious political organization.

  • arglebargle

    Good god almighty their philosophy is exhausting. I mean my wife has sex with me, and we both work and share expenses, so where does that leave me on the AF/BB spectrum?

    • Jennaratrix

      A cuck? I don’t know, I can’t keep track of their slang.

      • JMP

        No, “cuck” is the white supremacists’ (who have a large overlap with the MRAs) insult for white people who aren’t racist; because not being racist means metaphorically letting black people fuck your wife. Subtle, isn’t it? Now non-misogynist men are alternatively “white knights”, “beta males” and “manginas”.

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          Guys who aren’t dicks to women are actually VHS: Very Heavily Sexed.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            The simple, undeniable counter-example that proves these guys are completely full of shit is this: men who are good to women are vastly more successful at the mating game than any red pill asshole PUA.

    • Anna Rompage

      pinko leftist feminazi commie socialist snowflake muslim loving cuck?

      • MynameisBlarney

        And beta, you forgot beta.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Hey now, don’t get personal.

      • arglebargle

        Well okay, but it’ll be tough to fit on my business card. Assuming I ever get one.

        • Anna Rompage

          Argle Bargle Esq PLFCSSMLC

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I think XY/ZZ. Which means you’re a man, and ZZ Top exists.

      • arglebargle

        I do occasionally wake up with wood.

      • Anna Rompage

        And now for something completely different….

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DZnuyFpE7M

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        You’re a man and fall asleep immediately after sex?

        • Shanzgood

          Oh shit I’m a man! Noooo!

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Hah! Athough, to be honest, I fall asleep after anything stressful or even a little strenuous.

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        No doubt he’s sharply-dressed.

        https://youtu.be/Pn2-b_opVTo

    • Sardonicuss

      Think the musings of a rabid dog are more akin to a philosophy than anything this guy is hoarking out.

    • wavicles

      You prolly don’t wanna know, it’s logic gets pretty twisted, as one can see.

    • BearGHAZI

      You’re married and having consensual sex? ‘Totally Cucked,’ I believe

      • arglebargle

        I can live with that.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    After watching 13th I was all het up about restoring voting rights to ex-felons. And now this…

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      They do deserve restoration of their rights. Just like the aphorism that it’s better that 100 guilty men go free than one innocent man be jailed, real life is sometimes messy and douchebags like this benefit from that

    • LucindathePook

      Nah. I tutor math at a GED center, and they were very big during the campaign about voter registration, debate parties, etc. The head guy was plugging the former when the woman I was tutoring looked all sad. “I can’t vote, I’m a felon,” she said. I got the head guy to come over and explain she could now vote again as she had served her time–she was so happy! I just hope she voted the right way.

  • Edith Prickly

    The most frightening thing is that this clown is walking around unsupervised.

  • The Librarian

    What a sick fuck. There’s not enough rusty chainsaw votes I can give against this guy. :P

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I was just about to non-comment that this fish is swimming too sluggishly in its barrel for proper hunting, but Robyn’s last point gave me pause.

    But then I remembered about the pedophilia thing. Nope, even with US voters as they are, this guy’s chances are somewhere between “hell no” and “stop, stop – I can’t breathe.”

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Why this piece of garbage is allowed to breathe is one thing. He’s allowed to run for public office? GTF outta here!!! Hoping this completely bat-shit crazy “platform” of hate will get him laughed out of the race & back into hiding under his rock. Anti-women, pro CP? Blahhhhhhhh….arggggggg…grrrrrrr…etc. Back to my scream therapy.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    How did Trump miss this guy when he was making his cabinet picks?

    • Chadwells

      Seriously.

    • Wild Cat

      He was competition for resources.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      At the rate FauxTUS 45* is going through appointees, give him time.

    • LucindathePook

      This guy has maybe never met Russian ambassador??

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        he’d be the only one…

  • Wild Cat

    If anyone is in a masochistic/shit-for-giggles mood, check out that asshole Raimondo’s site antiwar.com. They try to seduce liberals into their psychotic fringe of libertarianism with antiwar pretenses while goldbugging. They’re big on Rothbard, whom even Ayn Rand couldn’t stomach. You can read his old pamphlets going back to the 1960s, which are all downloaded on that site.

    If I make fun of the Schiffs, Kushners, Millers, Leedeens, and 62% of Israel now, I have to remember that Rothbard, Rand, Greenspan, the Kristols, and a few other of my ethnic/religious group were batshit insane back then, too.

    • Jennaratrix

      I can’t read it. My 23-year-old nephew got sucked in by that shit and I’m pretty sure we’ll never get him back. If the black hole created by him yelling about taxation being theft while being in the National Guard doesn’t get him, the MRAs will.

      • Shanzgood

        I’m sorry for your loss.

        • Jennaratrix

          Not as sorry as I was for the short period of time we were friends on FB and he was mansplaining feminism. To his 46-year-old feminist aunt. I ripped him a new asshole so big he’s probably still trying to heal.

          • Shanzgood

            Good. 23 is old enough to know better and old enough for an ass-ripping.

  • Kiri the Paid Protestor

    “[O]ne may expect reflexive social ostracism for even mentioning the Red Pill in polite society.”

    …Because who wants to hang out with these douchebags?

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Nobody wants to hang out with them :( That’s why they are so sad, living in a basement & whining about not getting hot chicks.

    • The Wanderer

      “Reflexive social ostracism.” Long form of “EWW!”

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        Exactly like accidentally crushing a slug underhoof.

        • Shanzgood

          My childhood nightmare as a barefoot hippie kid.

  • Alan

    Sometimes I’m at a complete loss for words.

  • goonemeritus

    His timing is off by a year, 2016 was the year of the crazy. 2017 is the year of “oh fuck what have we done”

  • TheGrandWazoo2
  • Chadwells

    Slap a beard on this human trash and he looks like that Norway mass murderer. Prolly not a coincidence.

    • pstockholm

      If we skip the beard can we just slap him? (‘Votes’ for anyone into that kind of thing).

  • Cheesus Crust _ Rebel

    So, who is taking the bets on how long it takes this guy to become a top advisor to Trump?

  • OrdinaryJoe

    All I can say is, they are going to say it’s Hillary’s fault this guy is even getting this close to elected office because, her emails!

    • Jennaratrix

      BENGHAZI!!111!

  • Nockular cavity

    Now I need to go rent out a sandblaster, so I can clean myself. For about a week.

  • FlownΩver

    “DT traits”? Dominant Transgender? Delerium Tremens? Desmond Tutu? Little help here.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Donald Trump

    • Anna Rompage

      Delerium Tremens, why that’s one of my favorite beers….

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Diphtheria?

    • Anna Rompage

      Dirty Taint….

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Oily’s kid?

    • boyblue122

      Dumpster trash?

    • marxalot

      Delerium tremens. Commonly known as “the shakes,” a withdrawal symptom.

    • Kerlyssa

      on the off chance you’re serious, Dark Triad. but donald trump works as well

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        Is that something I will regret googling?

        Asking for my hard drive

    • TheAmazingAmateurHousekeeper

      Dark Triad personality traits. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Remind me again, what’s the difference between assholes like this and ISIS?

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      This guy is not brown…

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        so far, that and the accent are the only things I can come up with

    • MynameisBlarney

      He can’t grow a beard?

    • The Wanderer

      An alphabet that goes right to left.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      ISIS doesn’t advocate incest. Just rape and pedophilia.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Worse than ISIS, that’s something to be proud of…

    • Logic of Color

      Slightly different flavored god?

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      This guy probably doesn’t like hummus?

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Say what you will about ISIS, dude, but at least they have an ethos.

  • FlownΩver

    And here I thought nominations for Most Punchable were closed.

  • puredog

    “Larson believes fathers ought to be allowed to marry their daughters if that is what the father wants. . ..” Yup, there’s your Trump tie-in, right there.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    “and less likely to beat her than a man her own age.” &$@@$?!

    The BearShop, LLC carries claws and votes. And I’m fresh out of votes.

  • Shanzgood

    Ok is there ANYTHING these guys don’t get completely wrong about how to be a human being? I mean, I’m a suspected Martian and even I’m doing it better than they are.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Look, the programming they got from their home planet didn’t work as well. Sunspots or excessive gamma rays probably screwed up the code.

      • Shanzgood

        Possibly also because my engineers included human parts. Like a heart. And a brain. Obviously from some dirty drug-taking liberal organ donor.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Or maybe they don’t have DNA at all. For all we know, they are sulfur-based life forms.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Sulfur eh?
          That would explain their wafting poo aromas.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      I’m a cartoon character with a flame on my head, FFS, and I’m doing a better job than they do.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I’m a 9′ tall Space Cat thingy, and I’M doing a better job than them.

        • Shanzgood

          I had a dream about that onetime. Huh.

    • Crank Tango

      http://i.imgur.com/UK1TFWQ.gif
      even this i’m not so sure about.

      • Shanzgood

        Check his campaign website. He’s probably got a thing about not having to do that, either. It’ll be right after the sammich-making legislation.

  • Marceline

    That’s enough. I’m done with people. I’m just going to wait for April to drop this calf.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYR4cTNbB0

    • pstockholm

      I couldn’t do that if I had so many cameras on me. Also, not female. Also, never had sex with a giraffe.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        They’re really just long horses.

  • Chadwells
  • Wild Cat

    This was a very bad loophole Gov. McAuliffe let in. I can see restoring voting for people with substance abuse issues and those who stole to support a habit or to feed their kids, but this guy is really beyond redemption.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    I take it there aren’t many daughter marrying red pill geneticists

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Does Virginia also allow this guy to own a gun?

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I’m pretty sure it’s mandatory

  • Longstreet63

    Can’t these Men just Go Their Own Way and leave the rest of us alone?

    • Shanzgood

      That’s a different sect.

      • Longstreet63

        I loved The Matrix, but based on its contributions to culture, I’m gonna have to put it on the Time Machine to-do List, after killing. Hitler and discrediting Tesla.

        • marxalot

          Just remind ’em that the mooovie they loooove so much was created by two women. And trans women at that!

          • Shanzgood

            Yesss!

      • Prof. T. Green Bastard

        Well, how abt a big Anchorman-type show down between them all, then?

        https://i2.wp.com/i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv287/eloehr/Anchorman/Anchorman3.gif

  • WeaselPoo

    …”less likely to beat her..”….
    Less likely?
    Why so generous? Doesn’t sound very alpha to me….sounds pussy-whipped actually.
    As for the Libertarian Party considering a motion to eject him from the rolls….
    Bob: “It’s a tough call, Frank….I think we need to reserve judgment until we learn his position on the Gold Standard.
    Frank: Good point, Bob!

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Nice straw man, also. I had no idea that encouraging young women to drink and go to frat parties was a tenet of feminism.

    • Edith Prickly

      I must have missed the class on fucking the Alphas and shaking down the Betas for their bux too. Or I’ve been reading Brave New World wrong all this time…

      • Shanzgood

        You prolly did the worst thing in their eyes. You got your own job and fucked a “beta” for free.

      • Usedtobeyellerdawg

        Okay, okay! Sheez, back off. I’m sending a check.

        • Edith Prickly

          Sorosbucks, plz.

    • grindstone

      I was reading that and thinking, “where the hell did THAT come from???”

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I went to a women’s college and we rabid feminists must have forgotten that part because I think I was encouraging women to get drunk and make out with me.

  • Chadwells

    Asshole like this can run around talking shit like this…but I can’t hypothesize evil on him in a non comments thread. Crazy times we live in.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I love my daughter and am more that happy to support her financially and not beat her, but the rest of that shit? Not only no, but HELL NO!

  • Notreelyhelping

    The guy’s obviously criminally insane and should be in treatment while being supervised.

    Has Trump made him an offer yet?

  • cats530

    “In fact, his campaign page — which is a wiki — frequently links to the Return of Kings Wiki,”

    Meh. He doesn’t look like much of a king to me. Well maybe “Burger King.” He looks kind of shifty-eyed and untrustworthy, certainly. If he’s advocating beating for others, perhaps he should undergo one to see what it’s like.

  • Shanzgood

    And is there ANYTHING about the complaints of these red-pill guys that’s not either directly or eventually related to where and when they’re no longer allowed to lodge their todgers?

    • hendenburg2

      “The Todger Lodge”

      Now all I can think of is a ski-in/ski-out brothel. Thanks?

      • Shanzgood

        I have that tattoo already.

        • hendenburg2

          that was the closest I got to a spit-take in a long time

          • Shanzgood

            *curtsies*

            I’m actually very nice and have no tattoos.

            Not that tattoos are bad. Some of my best friends are tattoos.

          • brucej

            They tell you when de plane is coming!

          • Shanzgood

            Yes, because I am de boss!

          • Raan

            And they set up an elaborate game where their boss tries to shoot you with a gun he put together out of a cigarette case, lighter, pen, and cufflink.

      • Raan

        Free insulated travel mug with your sixth suck ‘n fuck!

        • hendenburg2

          so what does the St. Bernard bring you then?

          • wavicles

            penicillin

          • Pisto75666

            And whiskey

    • aureolaborealis

      “no longer”?

      • Shanzgood

        Yeah. Not legally.

        • aureolaborealis

          I was thinking that much of the butthurt seems to be over never having had such a place of lodging.

          • Shanzgood

            Oh, right. I guess they’re mad about their only options being removed.

          • Pisto75666

            That and they seem to have really interesting ideas on the weight of whomever they deem acceptable to lodge their todgers. Fascinating stuff.

  • Donkey Option

    Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nope.

  • therblig

    i know i watch too much tv, but he’s got that serial killer vibe all over him.

    it votes for the libertarian, or else it gets the hose again

    • Raan

      In six months, we’re gonna find out he poured drain cleaner into a hole he cut in a dude’s skull to try to create a sex slave.

      • therblig

        is that how it’s done?

        asking for a friend.

        • Raan

          I mean, that’s what Dahmer tried.

  • Raan

    [insert literally all of his positions]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

  • MynameisBlarney
  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Can’t imagine why his first wife committed suicide :( Yet another unsettling bit from this article…

    • Shanzgood

      I know. Awful.

    • Crank Tango

      I saw on one article the mom was a transgender male? I’m sure he has some amazing thoughts on that.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        No way…that would just make this whole thing even more bizarre!

      • hendenburg2

        how would that work, if they had a kid?

        • Shanzgood

          Trans men can give birth.

          • hendenburg2

            Oh wait… wow that was really bad…. I totally got it switched around…

          • Shanzgood

            Transition probably happened later. Yeah.

          • hendenburg2

            Yep. I tried to work and comment at the same time. Bad decision.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            It’s Friday afternoon. Screw work.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    Dear Gawd, he looks like an actual love child of Trump and Putin.

    • Raan

      He looks like a human Gollum.

      • mancityRed6

        same thing.

      • brucej

        Gollum was NICE compared to this yutz.

        • Raan

          Yeah, at least Gollum never advocated Warren Jeffs-style child fucking.

          • Pisto75666

            Gollum had his own problems, which were mild compared to this monstrosity.

  • marxalot

    I have described anarcho-capitalists as “feral children burning down their own houses, the scuttling crabs which ravage the flesh of a beached but still living sperm whale.”
    Also, that guy is disturbed. I suggest mandatory humanitarian relief work somewhere suitably ravaged and non-English speaking, to get him what Comrade Mom calls a “realistic set of values.”

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I think ravaged and non-English speaking places have enough troubles without setting this junior league biting insect on them.

    • Pisto75666

      To be a humanitarian, one would have to be a human so, I’m guessing THAT’S out.

      I suggest skipping all that relief work and just jump to beating the everloving fuck out of him with a stick but, YMMV.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Kerlyssa

    o thank grod they took his daughter away

  • eka

    one possibly good thing from having assholes like this exposed is that people are becoming more willing to own the word feminist. i hope?

  • h4rr4r

    Combovers never look good.

  • brucej

    Sorry all you ‘just the tip’ Libertarian bros out there, but Murray Rothbard is a solidly entrenched Founding member of your little He-Man Gurl-Haters club. Everything he ever wrote is firmly entrenched in your ideas of ‘maximum personal liberty’, and it clearly exposes the sociopathic bones of your philosophy, right down to good ol’ Peter “Maybe Elizabeth Bathory was on to something with this blood of virgins stuff” Thiel, who has also said that the wimminz shouldn’t get to vote.

    Suck it up. Nathan is one of you.

  • Beowoof14

    How is he different from Trump, he doesn’t have the illusion of being rich hounding him.

  • whitroth

    Hey, he promised to kill the President. The Orange Goon is still standing….

  • eka

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/03/europe/polish-politician-remarks-women/

    “The European Parliament has launched a hate speech investigation into a Polish politician after he stated that “women must earn less than men, because they are weaker, they are smaller, they are less intelligent” during a debate this week on the gender pay gap.”

    Can I have a different world to live in please? At least they’re doing something about it, but really.

  • Dr.Zoidberg

    I’m a person of the female variety – I think I speak for all of us when I say “Fuck off, Nathan, you whiny little twit.”.

    • Dutchman

      I’m a person of the male variety and feel exactly the same.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      You speak for many persons of the male variety as well.

  • Dutchman

    I feel dirty for just having read this. Thanks Oba…..errr…Robyn.

  • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq
  • Undocumented Skwerl!

    “Look honey, once we get married, you won’t have to worry that I’ll deny you sex, because you can just rape me whenever you want, and the law will allow it.”

    “________, wilt thou have this womb-man to be thy wedded female to live together in carnal congress? Wilt thou protect her from other Alphas? Discipline her, and keep her, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others keep thee only unto her as long as she is hot and has a productive womb?”

  • He also posits that maybe only physically fit men should be allowed to vote
    Soooo…this pencil thin little titty baby that I could very likely bend into a pretzel with one hand behind my back thinks he himself should not vote?

  • MamaBrown

    These pricks all look the same. Beady eyes, smug smirk, punchable face.

  • Randy Riddle

    I keep thinking that, with trends in politics the way they’re going, this will be your average GOP Presidential candidate in a crowded 2020 field.

    • Bebecca

      they really aren’t that far from it now.

    • Sekhmet1

      The Gropenführer’s next WH appointee in the interim. He certainly satisfies their character test.

  • AnnieGetYerFun
  • azeyote

    how did he get passed over or a Trump cabinet position –

  • grindstone

    Back when Frozen came out I went looking for Cinema Sins “Everything Wrong with Frozen” or Honest Trailers because their videos usually make me laugh. What I found instead was an hour long screed from some MRA douche about how Frozen was a feminist manifesto. I listened to the whole thing, because I thought it was a joke, and that’s where I learned about AF/BB, or as that guy stated: The Alpha Lays, the Beta Pays.

    Here’s a thought. Maybe you’re not a sad beta cuck. Maybe you’re just an exhausting asshole with REALLY bad ideas.

    • Shanzgood

      I don’t understand AF/BB AT ALL. I thought all the alphas had money and were being constantly hounded by legions of gold diggers with pin-poked condoms and the betas were the overlooked incel Hot Pocket molesters.

      • grindstone

        They’re not known for their logical consistency, with the exception of: men, good. Women, bad. The fact that all of their mitochondrial DNA comes from a female keeps them up at night.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      You just have to watch frozen to know that it’s about Drag Queens. Where’s the mystery?

    • Since Frozen featured a (gasp) female ruler, I’d guess that the MRA’s would hate it. Just like I’m sure they’ll hate Moana and Zootopia. No, I have no desire to go look up what they’re saying.

  • Undocumented Skwerl!

    “Political parties’ “get out the vote” efforts would involve encouraging their supporters to put down the fork and start lifting. The increase in testosterone flowing through the electorate could have an interesting effect on politics.”

    Ugh, this gives me an image of a Steve Bannon, Alex Jones, and Rush sex party.

    I’m going to barf now.

    • Kiri the Paid Protestor

      And shame on you.

    • 451 Byrnes

      PIX OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Huh. In the way that Trump makes Dubya seem like a much more benign president, this buy makes dead-eyed Stephen Miller seem mildly conservative.

  • Sekhmet1

    I’d call him a vile, oxygen-thieving arsehole but I’m reliably informed that vile oxygen-thieving arseholes take exception to being equated or associated with this…whatever the fuck this is.

  • Jack Tenhet

    Nope! Nope! Nope! Not a thing he says is vaguely human. I’d write a point by point breakdown on this, but all of it is equally insane.

    • 451 Byrnes

      So, a short retort, then?

      • Jack Tenhet

        Yup!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Where do these insects come from? This is today’s question.

    • cats530

      Out of parents’ (who raised them this way) basements?

  • Sekhmet1
    • BearLeft

      Always up for foto of the kittehs. A little sanity among the bestiality.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    This reminds me – have to go out and buy more booze…

    • Sekhmet1

      It’s 7 am here and I already need a drink after this.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        The sun is over the yardarm somewhere.

        • Grumpy Twat

          10.30pm in the UK. Drink taken on your behalf. No need to thank me.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    Look at the picture. See hard drive full of child pornography.

    • Which would make him real popular in prison.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Oh, and a face that only Himmler could love! Bonus points!

  • Good Gawd what a troglodyte! Let’s just call this guy “Craster” for here on out.

    Larson, shockingly enough, is married, and someone should probably go check on his wife

    She doesn’t speak English, which Larson considered a bonus feature when he selected her from the catalog.

    • BearLeft

      … pro’ly in the $5 bin at WalMart.

  • Bebecca

    How could he have possibly found two women to marry him? Also too, he has to be a god fearing Christian.

    • Jukesgrrl

      TWO?!?!

  • BreakingDeadMen

    How is he not Trump’s nominee to EEOC or something already?

    • Spiritual Agnostic Humanist

      He didn’t offer up enough money.

  • BearLeft

    Wow, he really had me there, right up to the part about homeless people feeling safe ….

    It’s some kind of comment on our zeitgeist that you’ve got to add at the end of this dickwad’s headline description, “… Is Lunatic.” ‘Twasn’t long ago when that would have been redundant.

  • Jgb979

    Va 37 is basically northern Virginia exurbs. It’s the edge of Prince William County and the beginnings of Faquier county (aka rich and well-educated) The past 2 elections have been ridiculously close, and this will be an easy dem pickup in a wave election with a competent candidate.

    Really wish there was a sane libertarian candidate though to syphon off a few rep votes.

    • Raan

      I kind of hope there’ll be a sane Rep candidate so all the Beast’s supporters will have to flock to this guy.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Is the Libertarian Party strong enough to put someone up. They aren’t backing this gut.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    I stopped reading half way through just to check whether this was Wonkette or the Onion and even after checking the URL I am still not convinced. Talking about taking the red pill, if this is the Matrix, just cut me off right now.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      The whole Red Pill movement started as Matrix fan fiction. The movement is much like a bunch of 13 year-old-boys with a stolen 6 pack, some Marleboro Lights, and porn.
      Hormones, confusion, and too much energy.

      • 451 Byrnes

        One of the best descriptions ever!

        Source: I was a 13 year-old boy with a stolen six pack, some Newports, porn, and a couple of friends…

        • Mateo

          I paid for mine legit, like the arrogant sonofabitch that I was. er…am.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        So fascist emo’s really?

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Sorry, ladies (and young girl-children) – he’s married!

    • anon_the_great

      Maybe he could wrestle Ivanka from that Joooz huscuck of hers and make beautiful white babbies (((to.get.her)))

      Or something

    • Robyn Pennacchia

      HE DOES. That is also listed as one of his campaign goals on his site.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I guess that was predictable.

  • anon_the_great

    After reading that I feel the same disturbing surrealism I felt reading the erotic-asphyxiation scene in Naked Lunch.

  • Greyhame

    Well I guess if this campaign thing doesn’t pan out, he could always go ahead and start a for-profit religion.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Ooooh! Oooh! Someone ask him about his views on race!

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Nascar. Definitely Nascar.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Monster Trucks.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          That would make sense.

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        Well, F1 is a very European thing.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Way too intelligent, elegant and tactical for these deplorables.

  • cheetojeebus

    I thought Breivik was still in prison?

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    This pathetic eunuch is still a virgin and he’s never going to get laid in his life. That’s why he hates women. He’s a loser and always will be. Fuck him.

    • Occupied Territory of Kavefish

      Maybe you missed the part about “…currently engaged in a custody battle with his former in-laws over his 2-year old daughter…” With any luck, she will never have any contact with him for the remainder of his natural life.

      And I firmly agree that this doosh is a loser.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    The more this guy is in public telling everyone about his views.
    BTW, if you use clumping litter, cat terds are pretty good slingshot projectiles.

  • Kiri the Paid Protestor

    “You know those manosphere douches we make fun of all the time — like Roosh V and friends?”

    I’m pretty sure we do that just so their fanboys show up here, looking for abuse.

    • I thought this was argument?

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        No, you want Room 12A, just next door.

        • Swampgas_Man

          Stupid git.

  • JP

    He is NOT a Libertarian candidate. He has been censured by the Libertarian Party of Virginia state central committee and we have begun the 30-day process to expel him as a member as per our bylaws. Please see LPVirginia.org/NL for details.

    • mmm. Don’t fret too much, we have our kooks too. Instead of denying and blaming SEP, just acknowledge and condemn.
      Makes you more honest.

  • TxSpinyLizrd

    Looks like the son of Anders Breivic and Stephen Miller.

    • reelreeler

      I knew if I scrolled down the name of who he reminded me of would be there…….

    • IHaveThoughts

      I saw Putin, but now that you mention it, he looks like an almost perfect love child between Putin and Miller. Yikes.

  • Bitter Scribe

    This guy e-mailed the Secret freaking Service with his plans to assassinate Obama?!

    A super-secret stealth ninja warrior assassin, he is not.

    • Astraea_Muse

      Publicity hound with no actual concept of reality? Sounds like the Trumpenfuehrer.

  • cats530

    “In written correspondence to his former spouse, he admitted to being attracted to both children and adults.”

    I have no words on his being ‘attracted to children.’ I’m beyond disgusted.

  • “(2) the dark truths surrounding human sexuality”?

    David Crosby has offspring? Ivanka’s vagina is smooth and plastic?

    These gay men are hiding the truths PERIOD.

  • “an incentive to produce offspring and to care for them as an investment in one’s own sexual future”

    Also, you’ll wanna fatten them up before you eat them.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      It puts the lotion on its skin.

      • Forget skin lotion – this guy buys seasoned butter by the barrel.

    • Shanzgood

      It sounds like he wants the legal right to rape his granddaughters as well.

      Sick.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        “The potential to have incestuous relationships down the road could provide an incentive to produce offspring and to care for them as an investment in one’s own sexual future.”

        Yes because a race of inbred retarded family is something that sounds like a solid investment.

        • Swampgas_Man

          It would certainly explain a few things about this creep.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            exactly.

        • Shanzgood

          Apparently it takes several generations for the bad bits of the gene pool start causing problems.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            By the looks of him the inbreeding has been going on for a while.

          • Shanzgood

            Oh good point.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Perks of having been married to a psychologist.

    • TakingAmes

      Also, too, that’s not how evolution works.

  • Reality Kills

    This dude is a freak!!

  • shivaskeeper

    Robyn, I don’t know how you research any of this without having a rage stroke or an overpowering need to seek these fucks out and smacking the bullshit out of them.

    With that said, as a man, if I think back and I mean way back there may have been a time in my life where some of this made sense to me. It would have to be around the time I was 12 and sneaking Playboy and Penthouse magazines and thought the letter to Penthouse were legit and how a relationship was supposed to work. Then I turned 13 and grew the fuck up and realized that is not how things work.

  • Introductory remarks that send many a Beta Male rap sesh and weed party into chaos*: “since women like to be dominated”.

    *like, neck-beard scratching mansplainers take vaping pauses, talk over each other about their mothers and sisters. You know, libertarian chaos.

  • FormerMainer

    The use of the word “libertarian” to describe himself is odd, because his beliefs bear little in common with actual libertarian beliefs.

    • Shanzgood

      Libertarian or libertarian?

      • FormerMainer

        I was using in it the non-party context.

    • cats530

      Social cons get bashed a lot, so they’ve co-opted the libertarian label.

    • Oginikwe

      So is the use of the words “human being” with this guy.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Well Melania let’s hope nature cures this sick child.

    https://thinkprogress.org/melania-trump-hospital-c221842d9096#.d3d31jswd

    • Roadstergal

      Ah, Nature. That thing that gave us cancer, dementia, death in childbirth, and polio.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        And the thing hubby is well under way destroying all together.

  • Prolecat

    He seems nice.

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  • janecita

    I hope to all the Gods, and all the Goddesses, that his new (dumbass) wife is infertile! This asshole shouldn’t be allowed around children!

  • specialcircumstances

    climate change… check
    big wall being built…. sorta check
    crazy man who wants dad/daughter…check

    I’m beginning to think Game of Thrones is actually science fiction and we’re the first people

  • PixieThis

    What a great time to be a woman or a prepubescent girl on the verge of womanhood. Sigh, if only I was a young lass of 11 or 12 and could both be married to my father and raped by him as my husband. I could earn pin money posing nude….

    WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK???????????

  • Red Bird Ω

    Do laugh. This guy is just Donald Trump in a purer form. He should run as a Republican since he seems to fit their brand better.

  • C4TWOMAN

    I’m clearly doing it wrong. I sleep with “beta” men(=not a douche bag) and make my own money.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Eh, the dad/daughter thing will get him quiet support from Trump….and Steve Bannon.

  • SammyDEEEE

    http://www.csindy.com/coloradosprings/nathan-larson-says-he-wont-seek-custody-of-baby/Content?oid=3515681

    Oh thank god.

    Also, he’s a “part time accountant who lives with his parents.” Jesus fucking christ, the guy couldn’t be more of a caricature if he tried.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Meh. At least this one isn’t president of the United States.

    • Boscoe

      -YET. DUNDUNDuuuuuunnnnn

  • market apartments

    ‘Lingamfelter”? Is that a real person? If my name meant “German guy who fondles Hindoo boners” I wouldn’t be a republican.

  • Boy, you’d think someone as handsome and charming as him would be too busy literally drowning in pussy to find the time to run for office…

  • YourMom

    He looks like Vlad Putin’s illegitimate offspring.

  • miss_grundy

    Someone call the men in the white coats to bring a straitjacket to this guy’s house, STAT!

  • Tom Cooper

    This guy seriously comes off as some sort of fringe meninist.

    The LP and small L libertarians in local state gatherings should really work on dissasociating with bad crowds of characters who offer to add their numbers to the LP. It really erodes morale and sensible conviction, and so that desperation becomes exactly the messaging problem the party has.

    Getting disenfranchised people from the democrat or republican parties doesn’t have to mean picking up far left or right goons. Debate them, but don’t coalition with them just because they’re also labeled fringe by the mainstream.

  • Persistent Demme

    I like the way he says “red piller,” like it’s a (legitimate) thing.

  • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

    Oh fuck it, fine. At this point, I’d rather all these absolute wastes of air and life just say this shit if they believe it so I can mark them as inhuman and avoid them.

    “The point is not that he should actually rape her, but that he has a right to if he wants to, since she is his property, given (or sold) to him by her father”

    • The Flaming Carrot

      The First Amendment saves lives.

  • Mel

    His “campaign” wiki is truly a thing of delusional beauty. I feel I can speak to that, having spent time in the loony bin.

  • everstar

    Well, I need to go shower for about twenty-five years. My GOD.

    Correction: I was confused about the incest-as-investment thing and then it clicked and now I need to go shower for fifty years. What the absolute FUCK.

  • Keith Taylor

    Any vague superficial resemblance of this … person … to a human being is clearly deceptive camouflage.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Didn’t I see this guy in Cabaret?

  • cats530

    “When I Grow Up I Want To Marry Daddy,” – Patch the Pirate

    Is this incest-promoting moron a fundie? He seems to agree with creepy fundie ideas.

  • cats530

    “(3) hypergamy, women’s AF/BB strategies, society’s feminine imperative,
    sexual differences in emotional attachment, and women’s attraction to DT
    traits and sexual dominance/violence.”

    How on earth can I be darkly plotting these strategies when I never knew anything about them?

  • The Flaming Carrot

    He must get laid a lot.

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