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submitted by photonsabsent to /r/india
  • person trying to talk about an important topic that needs to be discussed
  • person lurking until others comment so he/she can criticise/disprove them
  • person here only to say: "... but we need real development"
  • person(s) monitoring the forum for anti-national sentiment
  • person saying "but i had that one friend who said xxx so that's why i believe xxx"
  • that one person only around to release frustration about life by abusing people online or venting about the status quo
  • person who only read the headline but decided to comment anyway
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[-]kappa23 23 points (1 children)
person who only read the headline but decided to comment anyway
that one person only around to release frustration about life by abusing people online or venting about the status quo
Every thread on reddit has people like this
[-]photonsabsent 6 points (5 children)
and a bhai fan!
[-]dudewithbatman 12 points
B H A I
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[-]Metromask1 2 points
Bhai is best because he provides free educational content.. Oh wait bhai looks different when i google it
[-]Bowiefanzy 1 points
Bhai ko beech mein mat laane ka /s
[-]kappa23 0 points (1 children)
Bhai is life, dude.
[-][deleted] 9 points (1 children)
bhai taketh and bhai giveth
[-]kappa23 3 points (2 children)
Bhai taught me how to be human
[-][deleted] 3 points (4 children)
Bhai taught me how to drive a car.
[-]sinceatimeimmemorial 1 points (1 children)
i am still a virgin because BHAI is my role model
[-]GaandKeAndhe 5 points
Bhai never lost his virginity because bhai never loses
[-]bane_4u -1 points (1 children)
Bhai taught me mlg quickscoping
[-]kappa23 8 points (1 children)
Bhai taught deers the art of committing suicide
[-]rajjjjk 2 points
Bhai taught poor people how to get run over on the road and die
[-]photonsabsent -1 points (1 children)
Have you reached the Drunk Driving 101 and How To Run Over People Like a Pro lessons yet?
[-]ChotaBadal 4 points (2 children)
personally trained by bhai 😎
[-]SirOPKalra 1 points
Badal garjega ki nhn?
[-]photonsabsent 0 points
oh my god bhailog aka bhai fans have systematically downvoted each comment that mocks bhai
[-]rebelsoul94 -1 points (1 children)
How did you pass your license test ?
[-][deleted] 6 points (1 children)
ran over rto
[-]rebelsoul94 1 points
ah that explains it.
[-]HornOK -1 points
Being Bhaisexual
[-]sallu__bhai 1 points
But what about bhai himself? Hum dil me aate hai, dimaag me nahi.
[-]aarplusbee 21 points (2 children)
You forgot what majority of threads get -
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[-]Random_citizen_ 3 points
Oh no no. Samacharbot is more widespread
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[-]Aamraswala 24 points (6 children)
You missed out on
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[-]aarplusbee 12 points (1 children)
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[-]neutron_ 12 points (1 children)
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[-]thevigilante420 3 points
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[-]Randiathrowaway17 7 points (1 children)
N R I
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[-]Randiathrowaway17 8 points (1 children)
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[-]Randiathrowaway17 9 points (2 children)
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[-]Randiathrowaway17 7 points (1 children)
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[-]Randiathrowaway17 19 points (2 children)
"USA best country ever"
"You're just jealous"
"OMG India is so poor and trashy. Only option to emigrate. "
"You wish you were like me."
"Modi is great, but I'm terrified of Trump. No, I don't accept that I'm a hypocrite"
"It's called undocumented workers, not illegal immigrants. Don't use hateful and language. Oh and DEPORT ALL THOSE FILTHY MUSLIM BANGALDESHIS!"
"Why does everyone hate NRIs? sniff "
[-]Monsultant 2 points (1 children)
"It's called undocumented workers, not illegal immigrants. Don't use hateful and language. Oh and DEPORT ALL THOSE FILTHY MUSLIM BANGALDESHIS!"
I find this stance particularly funny.
[-]ramukakaforever 1 points
Meh kick them both out...
[-]scoreblair -2 points (1 children)
"Why does everyone hate NRIs? sniff "
because they stink curry
[-]feel_good_factor 3 points
You're just jealous
[-]SirOPKalra 1 points
Nri victimhood complex
Indian victimhood complex.
FTFY
[-]dudewithbatman 1 points
Not anymore, kulcha warriors down voting the cliched comment.
[-]Kalyanibar 1 points
B R E A D?
[-][deleted] 1 points
T E C H I E S
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[-]thevigilante420 0 points
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[-]peopledontlikemypost 12 points (3 children)
We need more shitposts. This place is too damn serious all the time.
[-]bane_4u 4 points (1 children)
I am helping. One comment at a time
[-]SirOPKalra 2 points (1 children)
Make shitposting great again
[-]olibhel 1 points
We are on it.
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[-]scoreblair 9 points
Kerala Beef Fry
[-]idlivadesambar 3 points (1 children)
OP's mom
[-]artingence 1 points
[-]ChotaBadal 4 points (1 children)
my friend says he scored some weed and i believe we have weed for this weekend.
my dear dost majithiya. lub ju ki behan.
[-]SirOPKalra 1 points (1 children)
Saar do something for delhi too?
[-]ChotaBadal 1 points (1 children)
sainik farm me sala has proparty
[-]SirOPKalra 1 points (1 children)
Wahaan se drugs ka dhanda hota hai? Good quality?
[-]ChotaBadal 1 points
nopes. we don't sell drugs.
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[-]piyushr21 2 points (2 children)
This is Reddit what do you expect, no one studies but gives there opinion what is wrong and right as if they know the whole situation (including me).
[-]photonsabsent 1 points
lmao
[-]zeharili_mut 1 points
This is Reddit what do you expect
Like you have been through every post and every comment
as if they know the whole situation (including me)
Uh! OK, never mind.
[-]BananaNinja1010 2 points
You forgot the obligatory sax threads
[-]6732402 2 points
I only read the title of OP's post but I already disagree with everything they've said.
[-]koshyg15 2 points
What people read the articles ?
[-]MiniMendes1234 2 points (3 children)
You forgot the guy who comments the overplayed meme and rolls in Karma.
[-]BicycleJihadi 2 points
Are you trying to say my comment is not UNESCO approved?
[-]SirOPKalra 1 points
Soldier?
[-]Monsultant 1 points
Beta, tumse na ho paayega.
[-]MainTeraBaap 2 points
Person who wanna get laid ASAP.
[-]Monsultant 2 points (1 children)
On every thread about a crime in some state, there is post on the state which has to do with certain themes associated with the state.
Some examples:
Gujarat - Model
UP - Naam hi kaafi hai
Kerala - Somalia/100% literacy
Madhya Pradesh - Vyapam
West Bengal - ISIS
[-]photonsabsent 1 points
Ha! Interesting observation.
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[-]pakaomat 1 points
You know, there is also one of those kinds of randians who would comment based on opinions made from just reading the headline. These types do not even bother to read content and waste precious kbs on Reddit server.
[-]Randiathrowaway17 1 points
person who only read the headline but decided to comment anyway
That's 70% of this sub.
[-]ibarmy 1 points
Enjoy the upvote
[-]PikonParadox 1 points
You forgot the guy that always reads everything but never comments. I used to be that one until recently.
[-]PikonParadox 1 points (1 children)
You forgot the guy that always reads everything but never comments. I used to be that one until recently.
[-]SirOPKalra 1 points (1 children)
Why did you change that?
[-]PikonParadox 1 points
Because I wanted to talk with someone in the comments....
[-]Notsureifserious_ 1 points (1 children)
Every thread on /r/india has one of what?
[-]Mycroft-Tarkin 1 points
These
[-]BrownVendetta 1 points
You forgot about the beef ban.
[-]odiya_pua 1 points
person here only to say: "... but we need real development"
I am one of them and I am proud of that.
[-]Metromask1 1 points
I really hate when i get daily rant/frustration related posts.. People never take responsibility to fix the problem.. Rather they cry like little babies
[-]6times9is42 1 points (1 children)
You forgot the mouth breather who loves to say "itna sannata kyun hai bhai".
New trend hai, where you score an imaginary point every time the opposition fucks up while ignoring the fact that its us, the junta, who's the real loser.
[-]feel_good_factor 1 points
Op also forgot the guy who brings politics even in shitposts
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