全 139 件のコメント

[–]adityagupta200185 391 ポイント392 ポイント  (50子コメント)

The first Skyrim mod I installed was to be able to kill children.

[–]PootieWienerfish 115 ポイント116 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Another wanderer. Here to lick my father's boots. Good job.

[–]Vague_Discomfort 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Enjoy Oblivion you little shit"

Sneak attack arrow to base of skull

[–]Jesse1198 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

After you get the Ebony Blade the Jarl's son goes back to being nice again.

[–]Poisoned_Salami 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Another wanderer. Here to lick my father's balls? It's too bad they're gone. I never would have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

[–]dorkmax 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

For real tho, that kid has a reason to be resentful. A demon tells him all the secrets of his noble family, from his father's Stormcloak sympathies, to his secret status a bastard child.

[–]PootieWienerfish 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's also the demon sword in his basement.

[–]dorkmax 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why he learns that shit.

[–]CzarSquid 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Too much work. I just use console commands to change the kid's race to something else and make them killable. Nords or cows are my personal favorites to do.

[–]Valtermann 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (13子コメント)

There is more work in doing it your way than installing a mod.

[–]CzarSquid 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Yes because it's sooo hard to click on the NPC and enter "setrace Nordrace"

[–]sickhippie 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (9子コメント)

For each child. That quickly adds up to a lot of wasted time and effort when you could just search and install a mod once.

[–]FindingTerraNova 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I would assume they're not going on a child killing rampage, maybe just Braith...

[–]James-W-Tate 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My father always told me never to half-ass anything.

[–]sickhippie 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmmm, that's a fair point really. Also Nelkir, but that's really all I'd want to off right away.

[–]CzarSquid 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really, I just press up and enter. Repeats the last command in the console.

[–]Lee1138 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, are there really more than 2 children in the game that really, REALLY need to die?

[–]crap_punchline 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol wth...do you role play as Ian Brady or something?

[–]CoolDude1564 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How many children have you been killing that it adds up this much time?

/r/nocontext

[–]wampa-stompa 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes but on the other hand, how much wasted time adds up from being needlessly pedantic and getting into petty arguments on reddit?

[–]Mentalpatient87 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a bit more involved than searching "kill kids" on the Workshop and clicking a single button. Eating cereal with a ladle isn't hard, either, but there are better solutions.

[–]MonkeyBoyBlue 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mmmm ladle cereal aauurrrgghh drool

[–]killkount 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You do that every time to every kid? Seems like more work than just simply installing a mod once and having it work every time you boot the game up.

[–]Divotus 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GTA needs more kids IMO

[–]everypostepic 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (13子コメント)

As someone whose never played Skyrim, when I finally do, I'm going to find this and install it. Bethesda trying to control what I can kill, fuck that.

[–]Nakotadinzeo 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (7子コメント)

They only did it, because of problems that another developer had in the past. Mommy groups didn't like the kid killing game..

[–]MechaPanther 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

IIRC the UK and several other countries have laws against media depicting violence towards children, meaning Bethesda would be severely limiting where they could actually sell their games.

Which is hilarious when you consider our biggest media outlet has quite the history in that regard.

[–]Pasurojiti 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

And that is why kids don't exist in GTA.

Seriously, why can't Bethesda just take that route?

[–]hwarming 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They did in Oblivion, felt kinda weird though

[–]Fastriedis -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because "muh immersion"

[–]Kindern 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure you're wrong about the UK.

I mean, countless films would have had to be banned if violence towards children was illegal and they haven't been. Video games like Deus Ex 1/2 and Bioshock are perfectly legal.

[–]Maximus_Rex 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's a games rating issue, games rating boards don't like child abuse/murder and most games that have children won't let you kill them.

[–]christianhashbrown 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You just can't depict it, you can kill infants in Crusader Kings and that's only rated T

[–]Iknowr1te 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you can also betrothed and send your 5 year old to 60 year old men. or raid your way through europe as buddhist vikings, reclaiming your cousins as a concubine after marrying her off to some fuck that you can constantly raid by cucking him up to 3 times. or just sleep around with everyone somehow.

[–]2scared 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a few to choose from but the only one you'll want is "Non-Essential Children". The other ones always do stupid shit like making everyone instantly hate you or giving the kids daggers and an adult AI. AFAIK Non-Essential Children does just that (along with bug fixes) and nothing else.

[–]foh242 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My buddy downloaded this mod. After killing the children he would drag them to his characters houses basement. I still feel like I should get someone to check on him

[–]scuba_scouse 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then my kid took an arrow to the knee...

[–]Vague_Discomfort 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why the hell isn't this mod available on XBONE yet?

[–]Cirilla_of_Cintra 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (10子コメント)

This is one of the ting I always mod out. Childrens in Bethesda Games are only good dead or as a slave.

[–]lellistair 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (8子コメント)

( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

[–]Laranna 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww lenny dont be sad you braith was the biggest bitch in skyrim

[–]ScareTheRiven 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Well if you really want to know, there's a quest in Fallout 4 that lets you do exactly that.

[–]Howdocomputer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can enslave kids in 3

[–]ScareTheRiven 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not as satisfying as building up his hope and then pawning him off on the first guy you see afterwards. Somehow this one feels crueler.

[–]Squircle_MFT -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Was a quest concept, they decided on not implement it because they felt it was too dark, but they leave easter eggs of what the quest was going to be

[–]ScareTheRiven 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Um, no? You can fully do that in-game. You find a ghoul kid and you can sell him or return him to his family.

[–]DonniesGoldenShowers 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor Billy. Needed those creds though.

[–]PootieWienerfish 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think the kids in Fallout 4 were a bit better. I liked Piper's little sister in particular, and I thought Synth Shaun was endearing as well.

[–]PWNtimeJamboree 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Except for Lucia. She's the sweetest thing ever, and just wants a home.

[–]Laranna 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I always adopt her (<3)

[–]PootieWienerfish 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

She'll be a great dragon slayer someday, just like her papa :')

[–]suitedcloud 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This needs to be a mod, Lucia all grown up and fighting wi- you know what it probably already is.

[–]realsensitivejerk 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Working on it

Do you want the kid or old version ?

[–]vankorgan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kid would be funnier. Growed up may be sweeter and have more realism and heart.

[–]DarthMoose37 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, not quite.

But then again, you could just .setracenord

[–]JediSpectre117 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

To be fair, Bethesda do alot of things that are scumbaggy. Insufferable and annoying character that mocks you, oh they're essential. Becoming leader of a certain group, the noob before you will still call you a noob. And there are many more that I annoyingly have forgotten. However to give an example, that woman in the Companions that always gives you lip, "I killed a bear today, bet you haven't killed anything" No response to go, "oh just 20 dragons 5 giants 50 bears and a sabertooth, shut up you dumb cow." Thank you bethesda cause what I want to hear in my game where I can kill 1000 dragons or deathclaws a day, is someone giving me lip!

[–]gdby 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're onto something. How fucking sweet it would be if there was a mod where it recognized what you killed that day and you could say that as a response? That would be so satisfying.

[–]mrnougatgnome 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're on pc check out Inigo. Hands down best follower in existence, thousands of contextual dialogue lines

[–]MisterDerptastic 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Nonono you got it wrong. Because when people started looking into the gamefiles to mod, they found something: death sounds for all of the children in the game. Why would those be in there, if the children can't possibly die?

Imagine if you could kill kids in the game. Its nothing big really I mean you can go on a full on killing spree and murder everyone if thats what floats your boat, so its not that gamechanging for the average player. Its just another Nazeem at the end of your sword, except this one is half the size.

But for the average soccer mom, its everything. "The Eldar Scrolls: the game that promotes child murder!" is a very catchy title (and yes I meant the typo cus soccer mom Cindy doesn't really know what she's talking about) and would be hard to explain because technically, you can kill children in the game. No logic will work to explain it because soccer moms have 100% resistance to logical arguments, even on the lowest difficulty.

So no child killing in the game. But you kinda want to have child killing in the game for the sake of completion. Certain characters can't die because otherwise parts of the story become inaccessible but theres no good reason for not being able to axe snarky Braith after some of his comments, is there?

So you do all the work and put everything required for child murdering in the game, including the voice-effects for when they die. Then you wait untill the modders find those files, go 'oh, neat', write a few lines of code that change 'murder rude kid = false' to 'true' and bam: child murdering in your game, without you having anything to do with it.

[–]Da_Duck_is_coming 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Didn't work so well with the hot coffee mod though.

[–]Lonsdale1086 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Please go on.

[–]Momothegreat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Basically there was some code for a sex mini game in GTA San Andreas when it was released but no way to access it in the vanilla game. Modders found it and made mods to have it be a playable mini game and people lost their shit.

[–]Lonsdale1086 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, I'd heard of this, and now you mention it, I recall the name hot coffee as well. Thanks.

[–]ZigCat_ 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (8子コメント)

know whats better? having the old fallout game where you can't kill children and they STEAL from you!

[–]AP500 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (6子コメント)

EU / patched versions. :( Original Fallout did not work like this.

[–]Oliolli 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Specifically, in the EU/Patched version the children didn't appear. They still spoke and stole from you, but they weren't on the map and thus couldn't be interacted with further. In the original versions they could be killed and you could even get a (negative) perk for it.

That first intended picture for the perk, though...

[–]where_is_the_cheese 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That original picture is just fucking gold.

[–]kirillre4 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think they could've been killed by putting live grenades in your inventory for them to steal or something like that - never did it myself but read about it.

[–]Oliolli 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The trick was to put everything from your inventory into a container except for a block of dynamite/plastic explosives with their timers armed. The children have nothing else to pickpocket, so they grab the live explosives and explode soon after.

[–]eccentricbaboon 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will never forget playing fallout 2, entering klamath, doing bad things, the kids threw rocks at me, and then out of no where, hand grenades. Wiped the entire town out.

[–]Phocks7 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In Skyrim there's a kid that can see you when you're muffled and invisible/stealthed, and follows you around.
And a quest needs you to steal something from the house he's in.

[–]andlkam2 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

In Fallout 1/2 you could kill children, but you literally became the biggest asshole of the wasteland for doing so. You even got a perk if you killed 2, and you took a massive Karma hit. Man I miss the Karma system.

[–]CodeMonkey24 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If I recall, even with the patched version of Fallout 2, you could get the child killer perk by killing Myron.

[–]PootieWienerfish 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which ticks me off, cuz fuck Myron

[–]Paublo1 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In FO3 you could kill kids before they patched it. Now you can only knock them out.

[–]motavader 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I remember correctly, in FO2 you could pickpocket the kids, plant ticking dynamite on them, then stand back to watch them explode without it counting against your karma.

[–]hwarming 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man I miss the Karma system.

Why? It didn't do anything for the most part other than tell you that you've been a naughty boy. I'm glad it's gone.

[–]SeiferLeonheart 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I got so pissed at some point that I had to install the mod to let you kill children so I could do my quick save - killing spree - quick load with the children.

[–]Spiwolf7 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You can kill them if you decide to detonate the nuke.

[–]Simba7 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can also kill the ones on the blimp.

I always feel bad about it.

[–]Bad_Elephant 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah man like everyone kisses your ass for blowing up the BoS and the Prydwen but nobody is mad at you for incinerating like 5 children and a cat. Never understood that.

[–]lukin187250 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unfortunately, I am the High King of Skyrim.

[–]paleo2002 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first city I arrived at in Skyrim, all the kids seemed to be talking like adults and were generally acting like assholes. I figured there'd be a quest to get them uncursed and turned back into normal kids.

Nope. Skyrim kids are just assholes.

[–]QuotesMGSV 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Boss they're just kids."

[–]chloen0va 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Went to profile to find quality MGSV quotes.

Was disappointed.

[–]ElagabalusRex 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm more annoyed by the fact that they all look the same. It's bad enough that there are so few voice actors for the adults.

[–]snorlz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

theres a really good mod for that: RS children overhaul. they look a lot better and dont have potato faces anymore. video of it

[–]Dave_Paker 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate Braith so I always kill her parents, adopt her from the orphanage, and make her do chores while I spoil her sister.

[–]MoreDetonation 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"You're new around here, so I'll go easy on you"

me wearing Masque of Clavicus Vile after just killing dragon

[–]DevoidOfFun 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty much the only reason I got a vasectomy. I win, you little fuckers!

[–]kevinsyel 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

cus everyone knows children are assholes...

Even in the Bible, Lot calls she-bears to attack Children

[–]tantalis77 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the adoring fan i always saw as a kid.

[–]Thankyoubomb 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I haven't seen that hat in too long

[–]theborbes 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems like a Minor problem to me!

[–]Vendetta1990 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mods can help you.

Unless you are playing on a PS4 that is.

[–]detahramet 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fun fact, for skyrim at least, the Devs deliberately coded child immortality so that mods could easily turn it off. They knew people wanted to slay the little shits, so they made it as easy as possible while getting past content laws.

[–]wizardofyendor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feels like an accurate representation of children from what I remember in school.

[–]zelcor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chicken Chaser!

[–]jarhead6534 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a mod for that.

[–]Mathieulombardi 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd rather not kill kids as long as they have good rpg quests intead of that radiant bullshit.

[–]o_chester_o 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Didn't work so well with the patched version of Fallout 2, you could kill kids before they patched it.

[–]Kiyanavasala 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The version I played, they just made 'em invisible.
Didn't realise until a while after I discovered one had blundered into a firefight and I was now forever branded a Childkiller.

[–]ZodoLeeka 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It really takes away from the realism when you're doing your best to survive in a post-apocalyptic world fighting mutated monsters that can easily rip apart a fully grown adult, and 8 year-old Sally-anne skips past you without a care in the world.

In another way it's almost more brutal when you're able to kill all the adults and leave these children to fend for themselves, though they are immortal so I'm sure they'd get on just peachy.

[–]Soulren 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

-adds mod support

[–]Agent_Rasputin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another settlement needs your help

[–]Icurasfox 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite memory of my skyrim children is me killing their foster parents, happily, and then splitting the siblings up by adopting a different boy with the girl.

[–]the1gofer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't mildly infuriating an oxymoron?

[–]killkount 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks mods.

[–]Wafflebringer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I haven't seen a scumbag meme in a year.

[–]readingsteinerZ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Killing children = totally unacceptable. Killing dogs = perfectly fine!

[–]swaggman75 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Originally you could but they decided it was too dark (both skyrim and fallout [3-4?]) So they removed it. The files are still in the games

[–]drgolovacroxby 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They didn't so much care about it being dark themselves, but a lot of the countries where they wanted to sell the games weren't keen on it, so they took it out so they could sell their game in those countries.

[–]EnlightN 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Up vote because you speak the truth.

[–]ChuckLazer -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can blame some of the countries on the other side of the pond for this stuff. Making it illegal to kill children in a video game. Pussies.

[–]wew-lad -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is the skyrim mod to kill children avalable on xbox one?

" will you be my mommy?" stab

[–]gentleman_oni -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you really care about what videogame kids think of you, you must have some really deep self-esteem issues.