You know the infamous "mansplaining" and "manspreading" terms that feminists & friends came up with. What if we flipped it on its head? I find it supremely ironic - because these are precisely why girls these days can't find&keep a man after they hit 30:

• Womanplaining (woman + complaining) aka nagging

• Womanspreading (their legs), pretty self explanatory

Just a showerthought I'd like to share.