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[–]LetsJerkCircular 398 ポイント399 ポイント  (18子コメント)

That one lemur grabbed the dude's sloppy seconds like, "Let me hit that 'pede, bro!"

[–]BabyToesAndMolly 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (5子コメント)

What you eatin on G

[–]volunteervancouver [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

And they cant seem to get enough

[–]dreadddit [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Did you just link the same video?

[–]acog [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

They linked to a specific place in the video, the 2 minute mark.

[–]LetsJerkCircular [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I didn't say anything because I figured as much, but I'm still using Alien Blue. Obviously it's being phased out, but it doesn't cue to the part linked. It also doesn't go to the exact comment linked in things like /r/bestof.

Sucks, but we just don't get the same experience that so many others do.

[–]kabincruzer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I wont leave until the main app has a proper filter like Alien Blue.

[–]davetbison [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

AlienBlue4Lyfe.

I really wish someone would just dupe the whole thing and keep it going. No other Reddit app does the trick for me.

[–]knightofmink [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Mine now"

[–]bergdorf_bandit [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

This is a joke I can picture one of my close friends saying - I read it in his voice and it made me laugh while simultaneously warming my heart.

Great play, kid.

[–]CombustibleLemonz [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Hit this ranch man

[–]unmaned [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That was the single Muppetiest thing I have ever seen in a nature video.

[–]ArchaicStone 297 ポイント298 ポイント  (41子コメント)

What an evolutionary backfire... the 'pede developed toxins to defend itself, only to get lemurs addicted to the intoxicating effect.

[–]quittingislegitimate [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

I think it's funny that they "say" they do it for the insecticide effects, but they also get drunk. Lets be honest, they do it to get drunk, the insecticide effect is what they tell their wives.

[–]Fuckingfucktastic [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

It's called wine tasting Sharon and it's classy!

[–]untaken-username [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I ain't drunk, I'm just drinking!

[–]Tron22 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

haha yah true, but seriously the insecticide is likely the factor that is being selected for in this case. It's just "lucky" that the reason they chose to eat/touch them at all is because the leg-heads were the ones who happen to have had the advantage.

[–]Gladius01 [スコア非表示]  (20子コメント)

Isn't that similar to how chili peppers are spicy, but humans have evolved to like or even crave this delicious heat?

[–]diearzte2 [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

It depends how you look at it. Us liking hot peppers has probably made the plant dramatically more successful than it would have been otherwise.

[–]Gladius01 [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

Good point, but now I wonder if the spiciness was simply an evolutionary development in response to humans or was it always there and then develop into something more once it began to successfully work on humans?

[–]untaken-username [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I would guess that all of the insanely spicy peppers today were "created" by humans through selective breeding.

As I understand it, the evolutionary advantage of spicy peppers is to ensure seed dispersal through birds. The spiciness is meant to ward off mammals from eating it, but birds can't taste the spicy chemical so they eat that shit up, then fly away and poop out the seeds.

[–]pdubl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Also, birds need vitamin A, peppers have a ton of it (well the beta-carotene precursor).

Some sort of mutually beneficial relationship there.

[–]yael_wexler [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

You would like a documentary called the Botany of Desire. It is all about your exact question. :) it talks about four plants and their "strategies" to survive by appealing to humans..tulips for smell/sight, apples for taste, marijuana for getting high, and I can't remember the last plant, but it's still a really interesting film.

[–]Gladius01 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh wow, it does sound interesting. I'll look it up on YouTube. Thanks for the recommendation.

[–]Redebo [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Not sure if you can't remember the last plant because you're high or...

[–]acog [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm not a biologist so this might be wrong but what I heard was that the heat-causing capsaicin did in fact serve as an effective defense against many animals.

Crucially, birds can't taste it. So they happily eat the peppers and spread the seeds.

[–]humblerodent [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

This is the premise of Michael Pollan's The Botany of Desire. It's a great read.

[–]asimplescribe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Much more potent too.

[–]babsbaby [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's successful for a few strains of hot peppers.

[–]joebags15 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Similar, from what I recall, it actually is purely a defense.. just us cooking/seasoning is relatively new.

I think birds actually don't sense capsaicin so the idea is that it's okay if birds eat them and shit the seeds everywhere. but they dont want us to eat them and shit out the seeds.

[–]Gladius01 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I've heard the bird fact before too, but I've noticed something different. When I poured a little red chili powder into my birdhouses to stop squirrels from eating the bird food, while it kept the squirrels away from it, it also pushed the birds away too.

[–]CaptainCurl [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Why powder and not seeds? Wouldn't the powder still irritate birds eyes and stuff?

[–]Gladius01 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I didn't have seeds at home and the squirrels had declared war against me, my birdhouses, and gardens. It was not a well thought out preemptive strike, but such is the nature of war.

[–]joebags15 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

try again with seeds! we need to know

[–]Gladius01 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I need to wait until summer rolls around again before the war resumes. I keep telling my mom I could kill one and leave it's head on a stick or crucify it as an example, but she yells about animal cruelty. Yeah, well they should've thought about my feelings and the plants' feelings when they'd rip apart a flower or plant for no reason, without eating anything, and leave it just to spite me; not to mention their annoying high pitched screaming.

[–]tucci007 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

trade in spices goes back millennia

[–]Amadacius [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Not really. If they didn't have it they would get eaten. They have it so they get fucked with a little bit then put down.

[–]_C22M_ [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Those things definitely die

[–]Anexium [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Did you hear those crackles? Maybe it is indeed a symbiotic relationship but it doesn't look like it would keep the 'pedes bloodline from ending on the spot.

[–]downcastbass [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What if it's not a backfire, but an evolutionary trait to make them more valuable to the lemus, thus increasing the chances of meeting a hot ass milipede wife and making a bunch of milipede babies....

[–]TalkToTheGirl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Turns out that it's just the millipedes fetish to be gnawed on by lemurs.

[–]Broken_RM 161 ポイント162 ポイント  (19子コメント)

How long till Joe Rogan brings this up on his pod cast

"Lemurs getting high on millipedes! Can you believe that shit? Jamie pull that up."

[–]DylanBob1991 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

as he's watching with a crinkled brow, scrunched eyes and mouth agape "woooah.... That is absolutely crazy... It just goes to show that.. We really are just animals man... And, and this urge to tap into altered states of consciousness is just this primal, ingrained part of our DNA... It's just like McKenna said, (three minute rant about Terence McKenna which changes direction based on the guest)"

[–]MrCobs [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

"Wow totally crazy. Anyway did you see that guy get attacked by a moose in his car? Jaime pull that up"

[–]shnarpy [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I fucking died when that happened in the recent Fitzsimmons episode. Joe can be so lovably goofy and unaware of it.

[–]couid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nailed it.

[–]jpthehp [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

SO ABOUT THIS GUY KHALABIB JOE

[–]Solar-Salor [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

I'm going to have to look this guy up. Sounds funny.

[–]Broken_RM [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I recommend it, gets me through my soul crushing job

[–]AMGpower [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

A fucking men to that brother. Joe Rogan is a saviour

[–]mogifax [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just make sure to set your podcast player to skip the first 6 minutes.

[–]Palin_Sees_Russia [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

this guy

How do you not know who Joe Rogan is. Are you not from the States?

[–]Ayy_2_Brute [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Your username makes me yearn for simpler times

[–]Palin_Sees_Russia [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Man, you can say that again. And we thought she was unqualified to run for President..

[–]yael_wexler [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

His stand up is funny too

[–]fhqhe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

pedecast

[–]OnTheEveOfWar [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Come hang with us spacemonkeys at /r/joerogan

[–]Bittlegeuss 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (3子コメント)

They're tripping balls, damn! Also, that guy totally snatched his buddy's stash.

[–]ztiger95 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Lmao at the lemur staring at his hand at the end like "bro...check out my opposable thumbs tho"

[–]hoopstick [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

They call them fingers but you never see them fing...

[–]tractorcrusher [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

oh wait, there they go

[–]Airway [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Mine fing.

Sounds like you've got some shit fingers.

[–]TheLadyBacon [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Actually, lemurs have shit fingers! They have one called the "toilet claw" that they use for... grooming.

[–]Airway [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

We've all done a little "grooming" with the toilet claw in the shower when we were drunk.

[–]part-time-dog 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I get no kick from champagggggne.

[–]DrSalt 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Stroke the furry tail!

[–]cazzo_di_frigida 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ohhhhhh fuck yeah that's good

[–]TwoBonesJones [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm gonna cover the whole outside of my house in this material

[–]NeverTopComment 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

woah dude

[–]RichG13 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Imagine if humans had a tail like that. It would be cool to get baked and curl up on the couch with your furry tail to pet and snuggle with. Wrapping it around your body to keep you warm. You'd pop on the TV to watch a nature show and see Lemurs getting high on insects and laugh to yourself. Silly Lemurs. You see the Lemurs get so high they just lye on a branch in a tree in a trance like state, petting and snuggling their furry tails. Starring. Into the camera. Right at you. On the couch snuggling your furry tail. High as a kite. Then the fun really starts.

[–]Abcdqfr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Get dizzy
Touch fluffy tail

[–]Leonheart29 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is the 10th doctor narrating?

[–]Manokadobo 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it actually is! My thought process abruptly went "These lemurs are crazy--wait, is that David Tennant?"

A quick google for "David Tennant Spy in the Wild" seems to indicate he does indeed do voice over for this series.

[–]gafanhotz 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, that's him: http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2017/01/watch-david-tennant-narrates-spy-in-the-wild-animal-series

[–]youpeesmeoff 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was my immediate first thought too, and while the video is interesting in its own right, his voice made it just so much better.

[–]SlimMaculate [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Jessica Millipede get back here!"

[–]barshat 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

cue MGMT - Electric Feel

[–]mistertilly [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Millipedes are a gateway drug.

[–]grallonson [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Millipedes were introduced by the CIA

[–]freeballintompetty [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Zaboomafoo is a drug addict now

[–]grampajuice 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would hate to be those millipedes.

[–]Gertful [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Would this work on humans?

[–]Strawberry_Toast [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Yeah hold up I need to watch a two and a half minuet video on lemurs dropping acid."

[–]lvl3Blasian [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"bro do I smell like centipede?"

"naa you're good"

Two lemurs that smell like centipede

[–]goodtimesKC 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lemurs are woke af

[–]mrpopenfresh 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fish eye is a nice touch.

[–]99999999999999999989 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

So the life these lemurs lead...eat, drink, sleep, fuck, climb trees, and chew on free LSD that is literally crawling around at hand's reach.

Sounds pretty fukin' sweet to me.

[–]DropC [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Millipedes, not even once.

[–]SirShootsAlot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

/r/natureisfuckinglit

[–]catspyer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well, this explains King Julian.

[–]radleft 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They chewin' some of that heavy drool 'pede!

These primates got a prime hook-up!

[–]hippy_barf_day 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wonder how it would work with humans... somebody try it for science!

[–]i_give_you_gum [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You wana go in on a bag of 'peed? I know a guy.

[–]harvardguy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Now i have seen everything

[–]Wemedge [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I bet they'd eat the fuck out of some Doritos.

[–]harrah8083 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

man i just left auto play on after this video and 2 hours went by like nothing.

[–]bearmanatee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What song is this? I am in love.

[–]DoctorOrphanWhoBlack [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Millipedes are one hell of a bug.

[–]Kuro_Ashi 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It is way too obvious what I am doing right now. Watching this. so have my upvote, sir!

[–]almondbutter1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Poor millipedes? Tortured and tossed to die slowly with crushed bodies.

[–]LocalMexican [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I love these tweaker-ass lemurs.

[–]DO_YOU_EVEN_BEND [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Slimy...yet satisfying

[–]MyFartAir [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How does one go about finding a mushroom dealer? Asking for a friend.

[–]dirtbiscuitwo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You know what Mr. Lemur? I didn't really think you got high when I met you.

[–]Holy_Shit_Snacks [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Millipede: What is my purpose?

Lemur: To be slowly killed bite by bite while your bodily fluids get me high.

Millipede: Oh my god...

[–]Beetlebug08 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm so happy after watching that :)

[–]Kringels [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Have you ever seen a fluffier tail than this, man?

[–]PineAppleTreeHugger [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Sessions! Arrest them!!!

/s ffs

[–]NEVERGETMARRIED [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Someone get the DEA on the phone. We have to get rid of these highly dangerous insects. Soon our kids will be doing it.

[–]Housson [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I've found my spirit animal

[–]Airway [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

To be a stoned lemur on a beach somewhere...

[–]elduderino88 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Honestly I can't really discern between a stoned lemur and a sober lemur.

[–]KalBaratheon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How easy would it be for a predator to snatch one of them up when they're trippin balls?

[–]NinthReich [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

wen state funded media glorifies drug use while fighting a drug war

[–]gill__gill [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What is that song that comes near the end of the video?

[–]Redebo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Dude at 2:29 is high AF

[–]tucci007 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What do the millipedes eat that gets them high?

[–]Metabro [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But can I get high on these millipedes?

[–]the_deepest_toot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Anyone wanna chill and chew some 'pede with me?

[–]MrDoctorSmartyPants [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That blonde one bit himself lol.

[–]Saint947 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That music was like the most chill shit ever.

Someone should hit me with something similar. Damn.

[–]Knew_Religion [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I bet the animals that prey on them love this. It looks like that's a few birds and snakes and some fringe mammals. I watch this and wonder how many lemurs are mauled and eaten alive while they're six hits deep in millipede.

[–]sunshinerf -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This video is amazing, but would have been so much better without the terrible sound effects and same bird call loop. Were they trying to imagine what the lemurs were hearing when they are high? Or were they high themselves when they edited the sound and decided to go for it?

[–]geoffsykes [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I think that when you see something like the opioid addiction crisis blossoming in so many states around this country, the last thing that we should be doing is encouraging lemurs. There's still a federal law that we need to abide by when it comes to toxic millipedes and other drugs of that nature.

[–]zCiver [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You tried for a joke, but your grammar was janky as fuck