Can I Get A Quick Rundown?

AutoModerator · 19分前

So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

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AutoModerator · 19分前

So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

doot doot

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AutoModerator · 19分前

So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

doot doot

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AutoModerator · 19分前

So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

doot doot

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AutoModerator · 19分前

So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

doot doot

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AutoModerator · 19分前

So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

doot doot

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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

doot doot

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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

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So Here's The Rundown

In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have Bogdabots^TM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
﷼⸎

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The_Rundown

調停者

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown

The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

ω (Omega Phase)

⍋ Phase

Theorized 6th bogstage

So Here's The Rundown