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[–]Ohio State Buckeyes / The Gameosu565 74 points75 points76 points  (4 children)
Well it does make sense, Austin Mobility Solutions would probably want to advertise in Austin.
[–]Auburn Tigersbrad0022 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
AMS does have a pretty good marketing department.
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points  (3 children)
Good, Let the hate flow through you.
[–]Texas A&M Aggiespacman20 7 points8 points9 points  (2 children)
So much butthurt. Tasty, tasty butthurt
[–]Texas Longhorns / /r/CFB Brickmasoncometparty[S] 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
You like the taste of my butt...hurt?
[–]Texas A&M Aggiespacman20 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
No. I love it
[–]Northwestern Wildcats / Ohio State BuckeyesGreatestWhiteShark 129 points130 points131 points  (23 children)
That's not even true.
It's Kansas State country.
[–]Nebraska Cornhuskers / Kansas JayhawksTheSilverSky 68 points69 points70 points  (2 children)
[–]Michigan Wolverineskewlball 21 points22 points23 points  (0 children)
That shirt... Awesome
[–]Kansas State Wildcats / Tennessee VolunteersJackieMolasses 44 points45 points46 points  (7 children)
[–]mtquaid 4 points5 points6 points  (3 children)
Who is this?
[–]Kansas State Wildcats / Tennessee VolunteersJackieMolasses 9 points10 points11 points  (2 children)
Bob Keeshan (A.K.A. Captain Kangaroo) from the old children's television series Captain Kangaroo
[–]Auburn Tigersbrad0022 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
only 90s kids will get this
[–]LSU TigersLiveJournal 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
1890s maybe. the Cpt left the service in the late 80s IIRC
[–]USF Bulls / Ohio State BuckeyesOld-Hickory 7 points8 points9 points  (2 children)
psh we all know Houston and SMU are the two real Texas schools. You can't just beat up the light weights and then make a shirt about it
[–]Texas Longhorns / UCSD TritonsRimbosity 42 points43 points44 points  (0 children)
Wha... but...
God fucking dammit.
[–]Oklahoma Soonersdrummer7 14 points15 points16 points  (3 children)
[–]Nebraska CornhuskersRobbStark 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
Can you please make that GIF smaller?
[–]Texas Longhorns / Georgia Tech Yellow Jacketsefilon 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
You win this round...
[–]Texas Longhornsrichmeister1066 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
:(
[–]Kansas State Wildcats / /r/CFB BrickmasonDEM_DRY_BONES 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
ಠ_ಠ
[–]Michigan Wolverines / /r/CFB BrickmasonSlylingual24[🍰] 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
That's rather bold.
[–]Alabama Crimson Tide / Valdosta State BlazersAthenaQ 108 points109 points110 points  (5 children)
Capable of bringing rivals to level of rage necessary to cause public, written use of the word "cunt?"
Check!
Welcome to the SEC, Aggies! I look forward to seeing y'all in T-Town.
[–]Arkansas RazorbacksFacilitoryUngulus 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
This is the most correct reply.
[–]Texas A&M AggiesOb1_Wan 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
I will see you there!
[–]Texas A&M Aggies / SEC NetworkTimmahOnReddit 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
Maybe he's just a British or Aussie. It's almost a compliment there...
[–]Texas A&M AggiesBeardedBear86 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
Whoop!
[–]Wisconsin Badgersdtpollitt 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
this is why i love college football.
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    [–]Texas Longhorns / Auburn TigersFataOne 355 points356 points357 points  (17 children)
    Nobody would see it.
    [–]Arkansas Razorbacksuncleoce 28 points29 points30 points  (0 children)
    Nice!
    [–]Alabama Crimson Tiderojlewis 46 points47 points48 points  (10 children)
    Great enthusiasm for a freshman. If you make it through hazing you'll be fine.
    [–][deleted] 49 points50 points51 points  (8 children)
    Reminds me of the classic joke. "I saw a TAMU fan wearing an SEC hat and told him 'pledges can't wear letters'"
    [–]Purdue Boilermakers / Tennessee Volunteersdudleymooresbooze 54 points55 points56 points  (7 children)
    I like how this is considered a classic joke a few months after they joined the SEC.
    [–]Arkansas RazorbacksDearBurt 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    To the Gimp Hole!
    [–]Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets / Team ChaosMagnaCarterGT 23 points24 points25 points  (35 children)
    Whatever, man. I see Mizzou SEC boards here in Atlanta and we're almost 700 miles away.
    [–]Tennessee Volunteers / Gator Bowlhighfivekiller22 28 points29 points30 points  (66 children)
    It would be so awesome if you guys still played each other.
    [–]Arizona State Sun Devils / Washington HuskiesDJAshian 5 points6 points7 points  (65 children)
    Oh crap, that's right! Who's gonna play on Thanksgiving night now?
    [–]Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets / Team ChaosMagnaCarterGT 32 points33 points34 points  (9 children)
    The North Texas Mean Green Dallas Cowboys?
    [–]North Texas Mean Green / /r/CFB Poll Veterantaloncarde 58 points59 points60 points  (8 children)
    :(
    [–]Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns / /r/CFB Santa ClausAHSfutbol 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
    I'd defend you but youre leaving us.
    [–]Tennessee Volunteers / Middle Tennessee Blue RaidersEpicSchwinn 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
    Buncha traitors. I'd rather play the Bobcats anyways.
    [–]South Carolina Gamecocks / Washington HuskiesUSCgamecocks 2 points3 points4 points  (5 children)
    I didn't realize how close North Texas was to Dallas!
    [–]North Texas Mean Green / /r/CFB Poll Veterantaloncarde 5 points6 points7 points  (4 children)
    It's the only "public" school in D1 in Dallas metroplex, until University of Texas at Arlington joins. TCU and SMU are private. But that's not really much of a recruiting push.
    [–]Tennessee Volunteers / Middle Tennessee Blue RaidersEpicSchwinn 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
    But your jazz band is bitchin'!
    [–]North Texas Mean Green / /r/CFB Poll Veterantaloncarde 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    [–]Virginia Tech Hokies / NC State Wolfpacksupermegaultrajeremy 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
    Skins/Cowboys?
    [–]Baylor Bearsholycrapitsjeff 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    RGIII...thats going to be a rough, rough day....
    [–]Texas A&M Aggiesdefenderdude55 19 points20 points21 points  (12 children)
    Texas and TCU are slated for this year, but there are talks that the A&M-LSU game will be moved to Thanksgiving as well.
    [–]Arizona State Sun Devils / Washington HuskiesDJAshian 21 points22 points23 points  (5 children)
    A&M-LSU sounds like a landslide.
    [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
    It actually used to be a heated rivalry back in the day.
    [–]Texas A&M Aggiesdefenderdude55 15 points16 points17 points  (3 children)
    It probably will be for the foreseeable future, but there's a lot of hate and history between our two schools.
    [–]Arkansas RazorbacksParkerB420 16 points17 points18 points  (1 child)
    Join the club.
    [–]LSU Tigerspenis_in_hand 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    What he said.
    [–]Arkansas RazorbacksVandimar 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Then we'll be rivals for ya'll being the new cunts who came in and took our favorite game.
    [–]Georgia BulldogsKilo_x7 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
    Lsu cant play A&m and Arkansas the same weekend
    [–][deleted]  (2 children)
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      [–]Georgia BulldogsKilo_x7 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
      I hope not, id rather see the LSU - Arkansas game. That game is always a good one
      [–]Alabama Crimson Tidejacobcj 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
      And it's for the Golden Boot!
      [–]Texas A&M Aggies / SEC NetworkTimmahOnReddit 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      Noooooooo, I am always overly full during that game! I was looking forward to food comas on Thanksgiving until 2017
      [–]Texas Longhorns / /r/CFB Brickmasoncometparty[S] 11 points12 points13 points  (38 children)
      Texas will be playing TCU on Thanksgiving now.
      [–]Texas LonghornsNancy_Reagan 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      Oh fuck, seriously? Wife's a Horned Frog, was legitimately planning on being apart for game weekend. There goes that plan...
      [–]Marietta Pioneers / West Virginia Mountaineersjayond 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      there was talk UT would rotate hosting Thanksgiving. I wish we could get Pitt or VT back for the day after.
      [–]Michigan Wolverinesdesquibnt 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
      successful-troll-is-successful.jpg
      [–]Auburn Tigers / Middle Georgia State Knightsmagicspray 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
      I like it.
      [–]Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets / Florida State SeminolesFuckaYouWhale 50 points51 points52 points  (11 children)
      THE ENTIRE CUN-TRAY IS SEC COUNTRAY PAWWWWLLLLLLL
      ROLL EAGLE DAWGZ
      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
      I laugh every damn time the PAWWWWLLLL is trotted out. So great.
      [–]Alabama Crimson Tide / SECseraph582 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      That's ROWL EAGLE DAWGZ TAHGURZ to you, sir!
      [–]Texas Longhornskotalikmyballs 58 points59 points60 points  (5 children)
      It's okay, cometparty. Billboards last for a few months tops. Scoreboard last forever
      [–]Texas A&M Aggies / ULM Warhawksfuelvolts 16 points17 points18 points  (4 children)
      ...or a couple of years when the rivalry starts back up. It's inevitable. At least, I hope it starts back up. It's too fun. Miss tailgating with HS friends that went to Texas.
      [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
      You guys will have to wait until Dodds dies.
      [–]Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets / North Carolina Tar HeelsDondeEstaLaDiscoteca 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      That's not what happened with us and Bama and Auburn, but we still play uga every year despite being in different conferences.
      [–]Kansas State Wildcatsnickthenerd 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
      Someone should paint an EMAW on that sign.
      [–]Texas Tech Red Raidersskylink 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
      There's already enough confusion in austin..
      [–]Kansas State Wildcats / /r/CFB BrickmasonDEM_DRY_BONES 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
      We've ruined enough billboards along I-70, don't you think?
      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
      Based on your reaction, mission accomplished.
      [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 76 points77 points78 points  (15 children)
      u mad lemonparty?
      [–]Texas Longhorns / /r/CFB Brickmasoncometparty[S] 16 points17 points18 points  (13 children)
      I am, actually.
      [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 24 points25 points26 points  (11 children)
      oh boy, can't wait to be back in irc
      [–]Texas Longhorns / Auburn TigersFataOne 8 points9 points10 points  (9 children)
      Ahh, the IRC. I can't wait for the season to start.
      [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 11 points12 points13 points  (8 children)
      My work schedule curses me with the ability to watch all of the games, but leaves me unable to IRC.
      [–]Texas Longhorns / Auburn TigersFataOne 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
      Ugh, that's rough. At least you've got the games, though. That's the important thing. Fortunately, I'm just a student so when I'm not actually at the games or with friends watching the game, I can hop on laptop and have a lazy Saturday centered on college football.
      [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
      I don't actually think I'd be okay with a job which didn't enable me to watch the season. So yeah, it could certainly be worse!
      [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
      Hahahaha. That shit is great.
      Howdy comet!
      [–]Baylor Bearskenzyson 36 points37 points38 points  (5 children)
      That's so kind of them to help support the Austin economy buy buying billboards.
      [–]Florida Gatorstheuniverselashesout 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
      For real. As an Austin resident and fan of an SEC team, it's win-win.
      [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 14 points15 points16 points  (2 children)
      I know! According to Perryman we cost you guys like 20 million.
      We needed to help out the state.
      [–]Baylor Bearskenzyson 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
      Yeah Perryman's pretty much the only person who has said that stuff.
      [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
      I know, still hilarious though.
      [–]Clemson Tigerswmbenham 53 points54 points55 points  (27 children)
      Cometparty is officially tagged as "Panties Always in a Burnt Orange Wad" Thanks RES!
      [–]Oklahoma Soonersyeoldecollagetie 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
      I hate when my panites are wadded
      [–]Virginia Tech Hokiesvan_12 11 points12 points13 points  (12 children)
      Yep. I think this is awesome.
      [–]NC State WolfpackSmokeyDBear 14 points15 points16 points  (11 children)
      Only because nobody ever places competitor billboards in Blacksburg since only cows would ever read it.
      [–][deleted]  (7 children)
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        [–]Virginia Tech Hokies / Commonwealth Cuprottingmind13 7 points8 points9 points  (3 children)
        Don't forget all the horses that are around
        [–][deleted]  (2 children)
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          [–]Georgia Tech Yellow JacketsxLittleP 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
          God dammit, they even take insults in good fun.
          [–]West Virginia Mountaineers / Burning Couch Cupskarface6 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
          And that neat futuristic tech farm.
          [–]Tennessee Volunteersbenhop 7 points8 points9 points  (2 children)
          Wait, so one Ag school is making fun of another Ag school? Over cows?
          [–]NC State WolfpackSmokeyDBear 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
          Hey, our cows are metropolitan, see?
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
          Moo?
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesWillR 12 points13 points14 points  (1 child)
          Ooh, you can give tags a background color. Should this one be orange, for the color of the panties, or maroon, because it would piss him off more?
          Decisions... Decisions...
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiesmassada 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
          I downloaded it but can't figure out how to tag people.
          [–]Georgia Bulldogs / /r/CFB FounderMario_Speedwagon 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
          Click the little tag directly next to the right of their username.
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
          I have so often looked for a reason to "promote" the RES.
          [–]Texas Longhornstheaustinkid 29 points30 points31 points  (24 children)
          P-ville != Austin
          [–]Texas A&M Aggies / Alabama Crimson TideAviator07 4 points5 points6 points  (13 children)
          Where in Pflugerville is this? I need to see for myself!
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin 1 point2 points3 points  (11 children)
          Right before the Tinseltown off of 35, between the Wells Branch Parkway/Grand Avenue parkway exits.
          On the east side if you are heading northbound.
          [–]Texas Longhornsabr26 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
          Goddammit. I am so glad I don't live there any more. I would careen off the road, causing a fiery, destructive comet(party) of twisted metal and rubber. And that's the last thing we need on I-35.
          [–]Texas Longhorns / Ohio State Buckeyesnotsofst 2 points3 points4 points  (7 children)
          Holy shit, I'm going to go see this right now.
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin 11 points12 points13 points  (6 children)
          You might stop by that CVS and pick up some blood pressure meds for your buddy cometparty.
          [–]Texas Longhorns / Ohio State Buckeyesnotsofst 10 points11 points12 points  (5 children)
          Hah, this is on my way to work. I totally just saw it... now to devise a plan to paint a giant burnt orange penis on it!
          EDIT: Prototype Concept. Obviously a rough cut, but you can see where we're going to go with this.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggies / James Madison Dukesbusche916 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
          you're a fucking Michelangelo!
          [–]Texas Longhorns / Ohio State Buckeyesnotsofst 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
          Hopefully the pope won't try and censor my nudes.
          [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
          I live 10 min from there. You and me man, I'll bring the truck and ladder, you bring the paint.
          [–]Louisville Cardinals / /r/CFB ContributorAddyct 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
          There are Kentucky billboards up all over Louisville. There's even one on UofL's Campus.
          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
          I was driving through Kentucky on I-64 back in 2009. As soon as I crossed the river into Louisville the first billboard was a reminder that UK had won the last governor's cup
          [–]South Carolina Gamecockslwhitey 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
          Lol lets see if they're happy with the SEC after year 1
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiespayco 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
          I'm sure they'll be crying right to the bank with increased media revenue.
          [–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points  (4 children)
          It's not like texas flew planes over stillwater reading 45-35. Talk about disrespect.... A&M plays in Texas and are now in the SEC. So this is now Big12 and SEC country. Now quit bitching.
          [–]Alabama Crimson TideMarineSniper 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
          Troll Tide
          [–]Minnesota Golden GophersHeyitscharlie 47 points48 points49 points  (8 children)
          I believe it is pronounced SEC DOORMAT. (This coming from someone who knows a thing or two about being a conference doormat).
          [–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points  (3 children)
          What did you say, doormat? Speak up! Those of us in the basement can't hear you.
          [–]Michigan WolverinesScorpionsSpear 16 points17 points18 points  (0 children)
          [–]Marietta Pioneers / West Virginia Mountaineersjayond 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
          at least, you can look forward to November.....
          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
          I was about to say, how dare Minnesota try to steal your title?! It's all you've got left!
          [–]Ohio State Buckeyesredleg86 14 points15 points16 points  (2 children)
          It's a necessary service that we all appreciate, I assure you.
          [–]Clemson Tigers / College Football PlayoffBucketofBabies 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
          The world needs ditch diggers.
          [–]Wilmington Quakersnate1884 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
          I once heard a guidance counselor try to use that quote as complementary over the school announcements
          [–]Texas A&M Aggies / Clemson Tigersydnubj 43 points44 points45 points  (3 children)
          The butthurt is strong in this thread
          [–]Penn State Nittany Lions / Big TenCaptain_Unremarkable 37 points38 points39 points  (1 child)
          [–]Texas A&M Aggies / James Madison Dukesbusche916 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiesfarmerjoe204 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
          This is awesome. Love it
          [–]Dragon_Dong 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
          As an OU fan this make me happy to see in Austin. Like a big ole Fuck You sign.
          We will miss your band Aggies...not your football.
          [–]West Virginia MountaineersMertz24 3 points4 points5 points  (2 children)
          This is kind of like the time Marshall put up a billboard near Morgantown that read, "Marshall: We Play for Championships" Yeah, MAC Championships.
          [–]West Virginia Mountaineersyatesc 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
          I remember that! God, Marshall is the worst. Even their trash talk sucks.
          [–]West Virginia Mountaineers / Burning Couch Cupskarface6 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
          something something you shop at walmart
          [–]Mississippi State Bulldogs / Team Chaosjohnaldmcgee 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
          If they really wanted to fit in it would say "This are SEC country ya'll"
          [–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points  (12 children)
          They are talking a lot about playing in the SEC, but I'm not so sure they realize what that entails
          [–]Alabama Crimson Tidekiefcutter 13 points14 points15 points  (9 children)
          They're just pledges bragging to their big brothers because they got a bid to the big boy fraternity.
          [–]Texas Longhorns / Ohio State Buckeyesnotsofst 9 points10 points11 points  (7 children)
          They haven't gotten to the pledge paddle spankings yet...
          [–]Alabama Crimson Tidekiefcutter 0 points1 point2 points  (6 children)
          The paddle spankings are just what we let the public know about. When we put em on bows n toes on broken... Oops I've already said too much...
          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
          Brother Bow Santos is coming into town?
          [–]Tennessee Volunteersreddit_beats_college 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
          Ahh, calisthenics... takes me back to a better place and time!
          [–]Alabama Crimson Tidekiefcutter -2 points-1 points0 points  (3 children)
          Pledgeship. The best worst time you will ever have in your life!
          [–]Tennessee Volunteersreddit_beats_college -1 points0 points1 point  (2 children)
          That's what they say... I honestly can't remember much, except being more terrified than I actually needed to be. But yes, by far the worst part was the calisthenics!
          [–]Alabama Crimson Tidekiefcutter 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
          Oh definitely. You lose all pride and self respect early on. You are so exhausted that anything physical is by far the worst possible punishment.
          [–]Arkansas RazorbacksFacilitoryUngulus 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
          I didn't get much physical punishment at all. Psychological? Yeah. My pledgemaster would put CIA spy hunters to shame. The last weekend, I don't think I was even human.
          [–]Oklahoma Sooners / Red River Shootoutsoonerguy11 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
          I don't even think they finished their pledgeship in the Big12
          [–]Florida GatorsTheStatusFoe 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
          Did you see the billboard LSU out up in Gainesville a few years back?Here it is
          [–]Texas LonghornsThe_Texican -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
          They grasp at straws, they don't have much else.
          [–]USC Trojans / North Carolina Tar Heelsstevieyo 19 points20 points21 points  (29 children)
          Don't worry too much, they'll be the SEC whipping boy for a long time to come.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen -1 points0 points1 point  (28 children)
          I can't wait for us to prove you wrong. Will we struggle for a while? Yes. Whipping boy? Hell no. We will not be the Kansas of the SEC and I don't know why people think that.
          [–]USC Trojans / North Carolina Tar Heelsstevieyo 4 points5 points6 points  (2 children)
          I didn't say you're going to be a bottom feeder forever, but I think you're going to be hurting for years to come. Every conference has it's studs (except the Big East), and A&M is unfortunate enough to be playing all of the SEC's big boys this year.
          I fully expect A&M to get their feet under them much like Colorado will eventually do in the Pac-12, but I think it's going to take a number of years.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
          I guess it comes down to how you define "long time to come". I think we're going to struggle for the next 2-3 years, and finishing in the top half would be considered a good season.
          However, I think 5 years from now we will have found our feet - we're either going to turn our shit around and start being a real football program or we won't. I don't think our conference is too relevant in deciding if that happens. Our problems now are internal, not conference-related. Resource wise, we're right there with the upper-middle SEC teams. Alabama, LSU, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida are a clear step above us, but I think we can easily hang with the rest in terms of recruiting, facilities, fan base, and $$$.
          So after our decade-plus string of mediocrity, I don't really consider 5 years to be a "long time to come", and I don't see any reason why we should be a bottom feeder. All that said, though, there was no reason we should have struggled so much in the Big 12.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiespayco 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
          I think the benefits of being a "mid-range" SEC team while also still being in Texas will draw attention from in-state recruits who would otherwise overlook A&M for UT or LSU. It's all about media attention.
          [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
          The reasoning I've given (and this is purely my opinion) for the SEC move being bad for A&M is that I think if they had stayed in the BIG12 they would have won the conference title sooner than in the SEC.
          Can A&M win the SEC in the next 5 years? 10 years? I can guarantee they could win the Big12 on their current pace in 5 years (I think they should have kept Sherman).
          As Spurrier said a month or so ago... "its harder to win the SEC than the National Championship, just ask Nick Saban."
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 3 points4 points5 points  (2 children)
          I think if they had stayed in the BIG12 they would have won the conference title sooner than in the SEC.
          I agree. I don't think this move is necessarily about winning the MNC though. Let's be honest here - we haven't had any real shot at a MNC since the late 90's (and even then it was a longshot). And we probably had a better shot in the Big 12 than the SEC.
          I do think the SEC will provide us some benefits that will really help make us a perennial top 25 team - I think that is honestly a more realistic goal for our program. We should be ranked more often than not, and I hope that the increased exposure/revenue/recruiting(possibly) will help bring us there.
          Right now, A&M needs to worry about becoming a consistently good program - we haven't been for the last decade. We've been very up and down, with more down than up. We need stability and consistent success - even if that success is a 9-3 or 8-4 season. I think we have a better chance of developing into that sort of team in the SEC.
          So in short, I don't think we're more likely to win our conference in the SEC, but I do think we are more likely to become a consistently good team in the SEC. I think best-case scenario is the following: we'll be looking at 2-3 years of 7-5/6-6 teams, followed by 5-8 years of (mostly) 8-4/9-3/10-2 seasons. Then at that point we can worry about winning a MNC.
          Right now, though, I'll just settle for being consistently relevant again.
          [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
          Great points. You know, again this is just my personal opinion, I think most of the problems at A&M are at the top.
          You have a great fan base, a unique and charismatic identity, great players, and the desire to place football near the top of the schools priorities. However, the Regents, President, and AD seem to just love shooting themselves in the foot and hurting their own fans by making decisions based off of emotion rather than logic. How many Presidents, AD's, and Coaches have they recklessly cycled through in the past 15 years?
          I think one of the things that helps Texas a lot is stability. Say what you will about DeLoss Dodds but he's been our AD for 30 years. Mack has been here for almost 15. To a recruit, you can market that kind of stability. Knowing that the culture you see on your visit will likely be the same culture when you graduate. Hopefully those at the top of A&M can stick with Sumlin for at least 7-8 years and let his gameplan play itself out.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
          I think one of the things that helps Texas a lot is stability.
          Other than your prestige and extreme wealth, I think this is Texas' biggest asset.
          I think most of the problems at A&M are at the top.
          I believe you are completely correct. I don't know if you caught FarwellRob's post about New Army vs Old Army, but I believe it was very insightful in explaining how why our BOR regularly gets too involved with football. I actually love our university president and think he does an excellent job - far better than anyone recent (except Gates). But our BOR...you could parallel it to Jerry Jones - a great businessman, but not a great football mind. Like Jerry, our BOR fancies themselves to be football people and they regularly stick their necks in where they don't belong. Yet they're too afraid to trust their actual football people. Ever wonder why Bill Byrne was so successful in all sports except football? I believe it is because the BOR never trusted him to do his job. Byrne lead a revolution in Aggie sports - we're really good in non-revenue sports. But he could never get it right with football, and I think a great deal of that was due to interference from those higher up the chain.
          We never would have ended up in this situation is they had just listened to Slocum and upgraded our facilities in the mid-late 90's. He saw that we needed to invest, but the BOR didn't. Then when things started slipping, they canned him far too fast.
          tl;dr: Our leadership sucks at football and won't leave the program to be run by the AD. The BOR and BMAs use their influence to determine coaching hires, who then fail and set us back 4+ years each time.
          [–]Texas Longhorns / Texas Tech Red RaidersBum_Bacon 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
          Nah, Kansas won too many games for ags in the sec to be comparable.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
          Kansas has a Big 12 record of 36-84, winning percentage of 0.300.
          I don't see us struggling that bad, on average.
          [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 1 point2 points3 points  (13 children)
          You only won the big12 once and now you'll be losing recruits to the sec. How will you accomplish this? Magic, god, cheating? haha
          [–]Texas A&M Aggies / Washington Huskiesthatguy2014 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
          now you'll be losing recruits to the sec.
          Rivals has us at number 7 for 2013 right now, ahead of Alabama and Texas.
          I think our recruiting will be fine.
          [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
          That's because you have twice as many commits as us right now. 14 of which are 3 stars. You have 1 more 4 star recruit than us (your 10 to our 9), but I think we make up for that with a 5 star QB. Get back to me on signing day.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 1 point2 points3 points  (7 children)
          Right, because every team that doesn't win their conference is a bottom feeder. I guess that means Alabama was a bottom feeder last year.
          I don't have any delusions that we'll be winning the SEC title anytime soon, but I don't expect us to hover at the bottom of the league. Do you really think we're going to be consistently worse than Kentucky, Ole Miss, and Vanderbilt?
          [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 1 point2 points3 points  (6 children)
          Do you really think we're going to be consistently worse than Kentucky, Ole Miss, and Vanderbilt?
          No, but I think you're going to be consistently as bad as Kentucky, Ole Miss, and Vanderbilt.
          Edit: With respect to tamuowen, I'll amend this to say that TAMU will be consistently as bad ass the aforementioned in the immediate future.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
          I'm not sure where you're getting that from, but I respect your opinion. I just don't see why you think we're going to be that bad.
          I guess we'll just have to see how everything plays out, but I fully expect us to win at least 6 games next season - and we'll be hard pressed to have a tougher conference schedule than next seasons' will be.
          Vanderbilt has won 10 games in the past 3 seasons combined. Ole Miss has 4 wins in the past 2 seasons combined. Even under Fran, we were never that bad.
          [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
          Edited preceding comment, btw.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
          I don't know if you noticed your typo in your edit yet, but it's pretty funny. Thanks for adding a laugh to my day.
          [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
          Haha. I will leave it in deference.
          [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
          The next couple years is going to be brutal for you guys. New coach, new QB, new conference. Not saying you're doomed forever in the SEC. But you can't honestly expect to have the same level of success in the immediate future than if you had stayed in the Big 12.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
          Well, I both agree and disagree with what you've said.
          We cannot expect to win the conference nearly as easily in the SEC. But I think we can expect to do better in the SEC than we've done lately in the Big 12 (maybe not right away, but after 2-3 years) - simply because we've been so bad in the Big 12 lately (2010 excluded). I mean, we're really just now recovering from the Fran Fiasco.
          I also think the differences between a Big 12 schedule and a SEC schedule are often overblown. The SEC is a tougher conference, but Big 12 teams play an additional conference game - that's an extra 5 losses for the conference every season. Last season we played one of the very hardest schedules in the nation (last year #4). Our schedule is, at worst, moderately harder this season (currently SOS ranked around 8-15 depending on who you ask). Our team, though, is likely worse than last years - at least in the first half.
          So yes, I think we likely would have won more games in the short term in the Big 12. We also were way more likely to win our conference in the Big 12. But I think the SEC will help us grow into a better program, and I don't think SEC schedules are somehow exponentially more difficult than Big 12 schedules.
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesTagW 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
          Losing recruits to the SEC? You think by being in the Big XII we maintained every Texas player? This move will absolutely help recruiting.
          [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
          No, we get first tier recruits. Now you have to share your second tier recruits even more now with everyone else.
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiespayco 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
          You got first tier recruits by guaranteeing you got more media attention than any other school in the state. Providing an in-state route to SEC-level media attention is going to be a big draw for students in the state.
          [–]Texas Tech Red Raiderssunscooter comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points  (4 children)
          lol, aggy so funny
          [–]Texas A&M Aggiestamuowen 5 points6 points7 points  (3 children)
          What a valuable contribution to this conversation. This is the type of insightful rhetoric I've come to expect from your school.
          [–]Texas Tech Red Raiderssunscooter 11 points12 points13 points  (2 children)
          I would respond, but I'm too busy throwing a battery at some old lady. Then I gotta start my shift at Dominos.
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
          That was not where I expected this conversation to go.
          [–]Texas A&M AggiesButtepirates 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
          I lol'd
          [–]Rice Owls / /r/CFB Contributormarimbaguy715 23 points24 points25 points  (2 children)
          There is only one response necessary: 27-25
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            [–]Alabama Crimson Tide / UAB BlazersTerrific_Tyler 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
            Ha SEC takes over Austin, millions of burnt orange panties twisted in knots. Meanwhile, SEC fans giggle and wait on the National Championship Game.
            [–]Texas LonghornsFishinInMurica 12 points13 points14 points  (6 children)
            I heard it only cost them $27.25
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp -7 points-6 points-5 points  (5 children)
            They gave the change from their $20 and $10 to one of Austin's homeless UT grads.
            [–]Texas Longhorns / Rhodes Lynxsuperdeej -1 points0 points1 point  (4 children)
            From a UH fan? That's rich
            [–]Nebraska Cornhuskers / $5 Bits of Broken Chair TrophyAlexFromOmaha 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
            12-1 vs 7-5?
            1-1 against the top 25 vs. 0-4 against the top 25?
            Taunts from a UT fan? Now that's rich.
            [–]Texas Longhorns / Rhodes Lynxsuperdeej 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
            Hey look everyone! A butthurt Huskers fan! Still mad about that 1 second boss? My bad :(
            Since we're quoting records, let's talk about Texas' record against Nebraska since 1996.
            Edit: Seriously, my original comment had nothing to do with football. But if you want to talk about records, we can talk about Nebraska being the mujer of Texas year in year out homeboy.
            [–]Nebraska Cornhuskers / $5 Bits of Broken Chair TrophyAlexFromOmaha -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
            We left the Big 12 with more national championships than you. Don't be too proud!
            [–]Texas Longhorns / Rhodes Lynxsuperdeej 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Let me fix that for you:
            "We left the Big 12 because we were tired of playing second fiddle to any team in the Big 12 South, ESPECIALLY Texas. I hate those guys"
            [–]Texas A&M Aggies / Waterloo WarriorsIHaveToBeThatGuy 12 points13 points14 points  (2 children)
            Good, good, let the jimmies rustle through you
            [–]Texas A&M Aggies / James Madison Dukesbusche916 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
            [–]Georgia Tech Yellow JacketsRamblinWreckGT 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
            That gif makes less and less sense every time I see it.
            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points  (12 children)
            What does SEC country mean?
            [–]LSU Tigerspenis_in_hand 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
            Yall have been to New Orleans....you know. It's ass-whippin country.
            [–]Mississippi State Bulldogshells_cowbells 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            And Baton Rouge is pot smokin' country.
            Too soon?
            [–]Arkansas RazorbacksFacilitoryUngulus 10 points11 points12 points  (9 children)
            Not completely sure, but the context of the billboard is "Hi University of Texas! We joined the SEC in a mutually assured destruction move by inviting 6 SEC schools to play in Texas every season until forever, taking recruits from both of us. Have a nice day!"
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 3 points4 points5 points  (7 children)
            Actually, it is a marketing campaign that contracted to put up several dozen of these billboards across several counties. Williamson county was on the list. Austin is in Travis county...
            [–]Arkansas RazorbacksFacilitoryUngulus 8 points9 points10 points  (6 children)
            That sounds closer to reality, and boring.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 8 points9 points10 points  (4 children)
            Alas, when college station and Austin are only three counties apart. There is going to be some overlap.
            [–]Arkansas RazorbacksFacilitoryUngulus 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
            Why did someone downvote you? Angry people...
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
            Butthurt....
            [–]Arkansas RazorbacksFacilitoryUngulus -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
            UT peeps going in and downvoting all the aTmers? LOL
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            This is nothing new.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
            I reject your reality and substitute my own?
            [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 -4 points-3 points-2 points  (0 children)
            It's very stupid of them.
            [–]Ohio State Buckeyesrozmania 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            Don't worry TCU The Little Sister's of the Poor put one up in Columbus after they won the Rose Bowl. That's a hike.
            [–]Florida State SeminolesGrand-Optimist 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            If it makes you feel any better, there is a billboard for UF's MBA program right off of FSU's campus in Tallahassee.
            [–]Texas Tech Red Raidersfiestyginger 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            I can't really blame A&M for leaving the Big 12. This is basically the Longhorn conference now that they have their own network. Can we really get mad at Colorado, Missouri, and A&M for saying fuck this and leaving?
            [–]Texas A&M Aggiesfoo1219 11 points12 points13 points  (5 children)
            It's good old fashioned English Colonialism. Claim everything in sight!
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 10 points11 points12 points  (3 children)
            Except victories.
            [–]Texas A&M Aggies / /r/CFB ContributorTheyus -2 points-1 points0 points  (2 children)
            Mmmm...dat butthurt
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
            [–]Texas A&M Aggies / /r/CFB ContributorTheyus -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
            [–]Mississippi State Bulldogshells_cowbells 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            [–]Texas A&M Aggiesmayne27 20 points21 points22 points  (4 children)
            I fucking love it!
            [–]Alabama Crimson TideSiggy778 11 points12 points13 points  (3 children)
            A&M won't be so excited to be in the SEC by the time November rolls around.
            [–]Texas A&M Aggiesczechica 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
            That's what whiskey is for!
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Some of us weren't excited when the idea first started getting mentioned again.
            [–]Texas A&M Aggiespayco 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Meh, at least they'll be making more money and almost certainly getting better recruits from here on out.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
            Also, to put it in perspective to all the out of state folks; the billboard is ~10 miles away from the Texas A&M Health Science Center.
            It is ~17 miles from the University of Texas.
            Why the butthurt?
            [–]Texas A&M Aggiesstifflerkatie 10 points11 points12 points  (2 children)
            Couldn't even complain about it without using horrible language. Way to represent...
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
            SRS reporting for duty?
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            Burnt orange panties aren't the only ones getting bunched up in this thread.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin 20 points21 points22 points  (21 children)
            Yes, because putting up a billboard in Austin is WAY MORE arrogant than attempting to force two teams to play on your network that no one can watch.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesVegasAg 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            This is an underrated comment.
            Also assuming the whole south division of the Big12 was ok with going to the Pac 10 wasn't arrogant either.
            [–]Texas Longhornstheaustinkid -1 points0 points1 point  (19 children)
            Your misunderstanding of that situation is true testament to the aggie spirit.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin 1 point2 points3 points  (18 children)
            Please, enlighten me.
            Edit: and Im referring to the Texas Tech v. Texas State game, not Texas V. Wyoming or New Mexico.
            [–]Texas Longhornstheaustinkid 8 points9 points10 points  (17 children)
            Texas State is the home team and therefore holds the TV rights for the game. ESPN (not UT) wanted to broadcast the game on the LHN. Texas State considered it, but Tech officials put heavy pressure on Texas State to decline, so they did and now the game is being streamed at ESPN 360.
            UT is in no way culpable for that situation and there was no "forcing"of any kind.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin -1 points0 points1 point  (16 children)
            Well then I'll have to apologize. I have to admit I never enrolled in "Defending the Longhorn Network 101".
            And dont look past the fact that UT tried to strongarm Tech to get last years game put on there too...
            [–]Texas Longhorns / UCSB Gauchosutchemfan 6 points7 points8 points  (4 children)
            TIL strongarm = offer money.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            In that case, can I volunteer to be strong-armed somewhere? I am totally down for this.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin comment score below threshold-8 points-7 points-6 points  (2 children)
            spin spin spin. No one wants to play on your shitty network.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
            But what he described... is exactly what happened...
            ESPN has this massive investment in the LHN, and it's (currently) not paying off. So ESPN has started a massive marketing push to try to ramp it up. Why else do you think we see LHN commercials every other commercial break? You think Texas is paying for those? Hell no. It's ESPN, trying to market their product. Texas just so happens to be the one "manufacturing" their product.
            [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            RES tells me (through upvote history) that you're my favorite Aggie. You prove it once again.
            [–]Texas State BobcatsT-Luv 3 points4 points5 points  (10 children)
            I have to admit I never enrolled in "Defending the Longhorn Network 101".
            Yeah, there is a lot of work to do in your "Making stuff up without knowing the facts 101" class.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 2 points3 points4 points  (7 children)
            "Defending the Longhorn Network 101".
            "Making stuff up without knowing the facts 101"
            Did class titles start to get super long after I left school or something?
            [–]Texas Longhorns / UCSB Gauchosutchemfan 2 points3 points4 points  (6 children)
            Just wait for this fall, Deloss is teaching "Conspiring with ESPN to destroy college football via a commercially unsuccessful cable network 101".
            [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
            You forgot drowning puppies. We do that too you know...
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
            ಠ_ಠ
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            That seems a bit above a 100-level class...
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
            I didnt "make up stuff" without knowing the facts.
            I also didnt research this like I was writing a thesis on it.
            I just saw all the headlines about Texas Tech threatening to cancel their game with Texas State if it was on the Longhorn Network.
            I dont care enough about the Longhorn Network to read much further than that. And judging by the current state of the network so far, no one else does either.
            [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            And this is a perfect example of the whole circlejerk over this topic for the last year and a half. Two sides talking out of their asses before knowing the facts.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 8 points9 points10 points  (21 children)
            Whatever, they're both too scared to schedule UH because of what might happen and the potential loss of recruits. Although this might change with good ol' Sumlin at the helm at A&M. He's a fantastic coach, Aggies guys did well to grab him.
            [–]Texas Longhorns / Ohio State Buckeyesnotsofst 12 points13 points14 points  (9 children)
            Hah! Afraid of having your bleachers collapse on us, maybe...
            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            This was back in the day! When they added the outside bleachers!! haha. Man. I haven't seen that in a while.
            [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Dodds was soo pissed about that. He swore to never play U of H again
            [–]Houston Cougarslibertariantexan 0 points1 point2 points  (6 children)
            You know we're building a new stadium right?
            [–]Texas Longhorns / Ohio State Buckeyesnotsofst 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
            Maybe, but we used to play U of H regularly until the "unsafe" stadium conditions came out and I think UT refused to go play in Houston, ending the series.
            We played each other for the last time in 2002 at UT, and the unsafe bleacher deal came to light in 2001 causing us not to renew the series.
            So after the new stadium is ready, we might pick you guys up again.
            [–]Houston Cougarslibertariantexan 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
            The bleachers in reference were temporary extra seating, erected for a larger than usual audience of Texas fans. Our regular stadium (although in its last year of use) is completely structurally sound.
            [–]Texas Longhorns / Ohio State Buckeyesnotsofst 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
            erected for ... Texas fans
            This might have been what made our AD mad. That's just how I remember the series ending, I don't think it had anything to do with the football programs performances or scheduling needs.
            [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            The issue Dodds had I hear was that U of H was telling Texas fans who were to have sat in those seats, that they could watch the game from the basketball arena on a TV or something. Then they refused to refund the money.
            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            That is a dumb excuse. You play Rice at Reliant... And rice seats 70k!
            [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
            Yep, sounds like sips. Come up with some lame excuse to not continue playing someone
            [–]GO COOGS! WATER WATER WATER! LOO LOO LOO!SometimesY 4 points5 points6 points  (10 children)
            UT's OOC games are scheduled for the next eight years, I think. Or something like that. As for A&M, I'm not sure. But neither team is afraid of us. We do not have what it takes to stand up to either of them, especially now that we have lost a gigantic part of our offense with so many people graduating. I would love to rekindle a UT rivalry because I kind of despise them but it will never happen. Anyway, we do not have the same level of recruiting as either school so they would likely win just looking at that metric. Our defense is terrible and our offense is almost completely new (not including O line) with only Beall returning I think. We will sink back into mediocrity unless Levine has made some real magic happen during this off season.
            Edit: Having said that, I'd love to get an opportunity to see us play A&M. As much as I dislike the school on the whole, I like their athletic program and would rather enjoy a game against them. Especially since Sumlin defected to them.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp -5 points-4 points-3 points  (9 children)
            Last year we could have taken either of them and I wouldn't underestimate lil Piland either. UT has been subpar the past couple years and claims they won't play us because we don't have enough space for our fans but then turned us down to play in Reliant, BUT they'll play Rice there. See where I'm getting at? Why Rice and not UH when you used to be in the same conference as UH? It is because they have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Even if they beat us and the game is close they lose a recruit or two from one of the biggest hotbeds for speed players in the country.
            We are in a rebuilding year this year, yes, but that won't last forever and people said the same things when Keenum was a sophmore. Have faith and never underestimate the power of the Dark Horse.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            Come on down! I wish we would do a home and home. Two short drives!
            [–]Texas LonghornsJackson3125 1 point2 points3 points  (7 children)
            Without getting into the merits of your post, I'd just like to point out that Rice was also in the SWC.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            I actually like Rice. I'll even call that a rivalry. They can play like shit all year but they play us like it's the damned Super Bowl. Damned James Casey...
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 0 points1 point2 points  (5 children)
            But why not play UH? Answer that?
            [–]Texas LonghornsJackson3125 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
            I don't know. I don't make the decisions on who to play. I'm sure it has to do with money, strength of schedule, etc. As mentioned, it might be because of Dodds past bad experiences. I'd be fine with playing Houston.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
            I would be too. Dodds, as much as he loves your university, is really hurting you guys I think. He is more about the money than the prestige but then again, one in the hand is better than two in the bush.
            I have two sisters who both graduated from UT and countless cousins so I recognize it's clout as an academic institution. I also realize that being one of umpteen D1 universities in The Chosen Land (Texas) it is getting more and more difficult to recruit which explains fluctuation in success between all our schools.
            Can you imagine if we only had two solid programs like most of the other states? ...CHAMPIONSHIP!
            EDIT: Grammar
            [–]Texas LonghornsJackson3125 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
            I think implying that Texas doesn't have any prestige under Dodds is a bit silly.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
            Not what I'm implying by any means. I'm just saying he worries more about money is all. He wants dominance and a conference where Texas can come out on top every year. Just strong enough but not as competitive. That's why Texas hardly ever schedules a difficult non-conference game. He is less concerned about a big game and would rather just beat cupcakes. If he could play the easiest teams in football and still get a BCS bowl every year, he would do it.
            [–]Texas LonghornsJackson3125 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            No offense, but if he always wanted to sacrifice competition for wins, he would have pushed to add UH instead of TCU. UH has more fans and brings in a TV market (Greater Houston) that Texas and the Big 12 really doesn't have a solid hold on. The Big 12, and Dodds to the extent he is in involved, chose TCU because they are a consistently good team that adds stability to the Big 12. If he just wanted market share and easy competition, UH would have been much more in the picture.
            I'm not going to defend all of Dodd's moves because I don't agree with all of them. However, you're painting with a pretty wide brush right now, especially considering the fact that you're ignoring all the many good things Dodds has done, as well.
            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
            Not even one down played, and they are already copying Dan Mullen.
            [–]Mississippi State Bulldogshells_cowbells 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            No kidding. We were putting up billboards in our rivals hometown before it was cool.
            Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get on my fixie and go home to wax my mustache.
            [–]Iowa Hawkeyes / Floyd of Rosedalewooq 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            A&M much better at trolling than Iowa State
            [–]Texas A&M Aggies / Rice Owlsmidnightyell 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Nice.
            [–]Oregon DucksLt_Shinysides 5 points6 points7 points  (20 children)
            Never been there, but it's more green than I had expected, especially for August.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 17 points18 points19 points  (9 children)
            We ride horses to class too and lasso the woman we find attractive while smoking self rolled cigarettes.
            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points  (7 children)
            Down here we ride cows to school with no shoes on and drink water out of a well while smoking out of a pipe and talking about how the south will rise again.
            [–]Auburn Tigerssatnightride 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
            What Auburn grad hasn't done that?
            [–]West Virginia Mountaineers / Burning Couch Cupskarface6 3 points4 points5 points  (4 children)
            Yeah, well, up here we drink moonshine while marrying our cousins and failing remedial classes while talking about how awesome it is to live in the South and the North.
            edit-
            While snorting Oxy and mining anthracite coal!
            [–]Missouri TigersDiscreetSqueezer 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
            I expected it to be more prescription drug abuse and coal mining.
            [–]West Virginia Mountaineers / Burning Couch Cupskarface6 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            I'll edit some in!
            [–]Texas LonghornsJackson3125 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
            I still struggle with the idea of Yankee rednecks.
            [–]West Virginia Mountaineers / Burning Couch Cupskarface6 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            WE AIN'T YANKEES, SIR
            Though I have met rednecks from Minnesota, and they're definitely yankees.
            [–]Mississippi State Bulldogshells_cowbells 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Been there, done that, Starkville style.
            [–]Stanford Cardinal / Team ChaosCommanderFlapjacks 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            As a yankee city slicker... not bad
            [–]Texas Longhorns / /r/CFB Brickmasoncometparty[S] 13 points14 points15 points  (9 children)
            Austin is very green. Texas is not the desert, for the most part. Just west Texas.
            [–]Boise State Broncos / Washington Huskiesedmod 3 points4 points5 points  (6 children)
            Very green, but oddly, very dry too (I lived in South Austin for a couple of years).
            [–]Texas Longhorns / /r/CFB Brickmasoncometparty[S] 4 points5 points6 points  (5 children)
            Very dry lately, yeah. I don't like it. I hope this trend ends soon. I've lived in Austin most of my life and it didn't used to be dry like this.
            [–]Boise State Broncos / Washington Huskiesedmod 4 points5 points6 points  (2 children)
            And despite the dryness, those damn Asian-Tiger mosquitoes are freaking abundant as hell. Hella aggressive, and their short hit-and-run tactics still result in itchy welts. I come from the West and we don't have anything that aggressive.
            I had some locals tell me the mosquitoes were never as bad as they are today. A small cup of water and bam! Hundreds of 'em.
            [–]LSU Tigers / McNeese CowboysMELSU 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
            Try living in SW Louisiana. My camp is Cameron Parish (bottom SW parish). They do not regularly spray for mosquitos. They are fucking massive and numerous... It is so bad some days that whenever you step into the shadow of a tree, during mid day, your exposed skin can become covered. Sometimes, insect repellent doesn't do a damn thing. All you can do is hope for a strong wind while out on the dock. Otherwise you are screwed.
            [–]Texas Longhornsdjanobollo 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Word, people they don't live near marshlands don't know what mosquitoes are.
            [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
            This year should be different than the last two. We're back into an El Nino cycle that should push moist air across the south. (it's been La Nina the last 2 years). [I read a lot of winter weather reports for ski season]
            [–]Texas LonghornsJackson3125 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Good to hear.
            [–]Texas Tech Red Raiderssunscooter 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            I grew up in West Texas, went to Tech, and then moved to Austin. I agree with your statement.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            When I moved here, I was actually really surprised by just how green Texas can be in general. I don't know why I always thought of the entire place as being West Texas, climate-wise. I'm guessing it's just how it's been portrayed.
            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points  (6 children)
            Texas and Louisville should create a "bigger brothers, smaller conferences" club.
            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
            Is Louisville the bigger brother over Kentucky?
            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            As an Ohio native who has spent several weekends on both sides of the state, I would think that Louisville thinks it is the bigger brother.
            But Cincinnati is both of their pimps, so it doesn't really matter.
            [–]Kentucky Wildcatsrimtrickles 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
            Or perhaps a more fitting name, like the "dillusion of grandeur" society.
            [–]Nebraska Cornhuskers / $5 Bits of Broken Chair TrophyAlexFromOmaha 3 points4 points5 points  (2 children)
            How'd you get grandeur right and delusion wrong? >_>
            [–]Cincinnati BearcatsBigStein 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            did you miss his flair?
            [–]Kentucky Wildcatsrimtrickles 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            I would make a "Kentucky educational system" joke but it is both too easy and too predictable.
            Fucked again by the iphone
            [–]Nebraska Cornhuskers / Kansas Jayhawkskingofallryans34 4 points5 points6 points  (7 children)
            I hate Texas with all my heart. But I actually have to side with them on this. That'd be like K state moving to the SEC and putting that sign in Lawrence.
            [–]USC Trojanssparkreason 6 points7 points8 points  (3 children)
            They did leave quite the impression.
            [–]Rice Owls / Texas LonghornsColbaire 3 points4 points5 points  (11 children)
            I don't get it. A&M will struggle to be above .500 for the next few seasons. It's as if they're making fun of themselves.
            [–]Ohio State Buckeyesbluthru 19 points20 points21 points  (4 children)
            "We're losers, but this time we're losers in a better conference so that must mean we're better now!"
            -Aggie Logic
            [–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points  (2 children)
            Tennessee logic too. "We're losers in the SEC, so we're still better than you!"
            [–]Nebraska Cornhuskers / $5 Bits of Broken Chair TrophyAlexFromOmaha 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)
            Texas has been fighting hard for bowl games too lately. I think it's a good ploy. If they have an advertising blitz and can't back it up, they don't lose much mindshare in Texas. If they push the SEC like they're ESPN and end with a better record than UT, their recruiting power will get better.
            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            Why would you post this? The only way to deal with aggies is to ignore them and avoid giving them any undeserved credibility.
            [–]Texas Longhornscheesewich 1 point2 points3 points  (15 children)
            The little brother syndrome in College Station is all-encompassing. They are obsessed.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR -1 points0 points1 point  (13 children)
            The troll quickly worked as expected.
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood -2 points-1 points0 points  (12 children)
            Admit it... you guys have the largest case of penis envy in history.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 1 point2 points3 points  (10 children)
            Actually no, we are the largest and wealthiest school in the premier athletic conference of the nation. We will be fine.
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood -2 points-1 points0 points  (9 children)
            The pride TAMU feels for getting out from under our shadow is so adorable. But seriously, you guys could hardly compete in the Big 12. Getting smacked around by SEC schools isn't going to magically gain all the blue chips in Texas. They'll still mostly go to Texas and OU. So, I doubt you'll "be fine" for the foreseeable future.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
            It must be true because some guy on the Internet says it!
            Funny how bad you guys NEED us to fail.
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
            We've never needed anything from TAMU. You guys were always like the nagging little brother wanting to come play with the big boys (Texas & OU), but just couldn't keep up with your training wheels.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR -1 points0 points1 point  (3 children)
            Right buddy, in my life time we are ahead in the series. We are now larger, our graduates are paid better, and we are killing ya'lls formal stranglehold on the legislature.
            Live under a rock if you like, but while Texas stagnates A&M is overtaking you.
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
            That's great and all.... but when is the last time TAMU made a splash on the national scene? Have y'all even been to a BCS bowl game yet? And your last recognized Nat'l Championship? Over 70 years ago?
            You did edge our enrollment by about ~700. Your acceptance rate is nearly 20% higher. Our endowment is twice as large as TAMU's. We still beat you guys in nearly every ranking of public universities. And as far as the legislature? I simply DGAF.
            Texas stagnates
            LOL
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
            Acceptance does not mean a damn thing, look up yield numbers.
            Also, I can think of several rankings that put my major well above anything offered at Texas. Since that is what's relevant here.
            Have fun not seeing your first few games...
            [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness -2 points-1 points0 points  (2 children)
            The local sports radio station had 5-6 Texas HS football coaches on last year after the move was announced. They were almost unanimous in saying the kids they've spoken too cared more about playing close to home, where their family could watch the games than in a "premier conference like the SEC." So I think most will rather be able to have their family travel to Baylor, TT, TCU, OU, etc than maybe getting to see one or two road games in the SEC.
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
            Well to be fair, College Station is still close to home so families can go to home games. But this brings up a good point. TAMU is in College Station.
            I know where I'd rather be. (I still live here.)
            [–]Texas Longhornsashdrewness -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
            Oh I agree and I honestly think that will always be the case. Austin as a city has so much going for it (Round Rock representing here).
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBBQsandman 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Isn't this a thread about a longhorn obsessing over a Aggie billboard?
            The billboard promotes the move to a new conference, and does not have anything to do with UT.
            [–]Texas Tech Red Raidersthatkindofparty 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            OH HELLZ TO THE NO.
            [–]Oklahoma SoonersJustAnAvgJoe 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            That is hilarious.
            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points  (27 children)
            LOLOLOL, THEY'RE OUR BITCH NOW!
            edit: clarification, not laughing at the joke in poor taste (iirc they won't even call your fine school by it's proper nomenclature) but rather their impending season long ass whoopin that's about to commence.
            edit2: further, I know for a fact their fans need to practice yelling, smh.
            [–]Texas Longhorns / /r/CFB Brickmasoncometparty[S] comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points  (22 children)
            Please pound their asses into the dirt for us. I know Muschamp must have some Longhorn left in him.
            We're already talking about erecting one in College Station that says "27-25".
            [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 19 points20 points21 points  (19 children)
            That reminds me of when we beat y'all in 06. The state had record numbers of people getting their cars inspected and license plates renewed in December so they could have the 12-7 expiration date prominently displayed.
            [–]Gotors take care of GatorsExternalTangents 3 points4 points5 points  (16 children)
            That is amazing.
            [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 2 points3 points4 points  (15 children)
            That is Aggies.
            [–]Purdue Boilermakersnolez 1 point2 points3 points  (14 children)
            CAN WE GET ON IRC YET? Lemonparty and thrav in one place, this is my favorite thread of the day.
            [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 3 points4 points5 points  (13 children)
            Miss you too bro, but I wouldn't want to sully it with non-football conversation [since we're always on topic.. HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME]. If you can believe it, we actually found ourselves on the same side in an NBA playoff IRC. Just two at odds Spurs fans.
            [–]Purdue Boilermakersnolez 0 points1 point2 points  (11 children)
            You're... you're a Spurs fan? Oh..
            ...oh.
            [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 3 points4 points5 points  (9 children)
            When you move to San Antonio during the twin towers era you don't get much choice in the matter. Got out of Houston just as they started downhill after their 2 championships in the 90's. I'd still lean their way, but I haven't seen them face the Spurs in the a playoff game for many years.
            [–]Purdue Boilermakersnolez 0 points1 point2 points  (7 children)
            You're in College Station now?
            [–]Texas Longhorns / /r/CFB Brickmasoncometparty[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            Go Spurs Go!
            [–]Florida Gators / 岡山科学大学 (Okayama Science) GatorsProvid3nce 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Yes that was amusing. /r/nba IRC doesn't get half the traffic /r/CFB IRC does though. Odd considering the sizes of the subreddits are about that same.
            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
            TIL
            [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            I may have embellished on the record numbers part. I don't know that to be true, but it wouldn't surprise me.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
            Maybe we should put one those billboards next to DKR?
            Pretty sure that is ours as well.
            [–]Georgia Bulldogsfriskydingo67 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
            Hey man, I'm with you
            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            When Gators & Bulldogs agree, can be found a great venn diagram intersection of truth, write it down.
            [–]Texas LonghornsSubezh 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
            I agree with the sentiment but as I see it they're your problem now.
            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            LOL "problem".
            [–]Texas A&M Aggiessaxman_13 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Lolololololol, that's awesome
            [–]Missouri TigersMizzouR 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            You guys kinda deserve it.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 1 point2 points3 points  (6 children)
            I can tell this thread and reddit are flooded with tsips. Should have known on such a liberal site. Have fun being dictator of your watered down conference.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 3 points4 points5 points  (3 children)
            Nah, r/cfb is a pretty solid place overall. In my opinion, it's the best place I've found yet to discuss College Football. It's reasonable, polite, and hilarious.
            What's happening right is just that we have a huge influx of new users with the season rapidly approaching. As such, they haven't really had time to acclimate to how polite we prefer things to be 'round here.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
            You say this yet the title of this thread uses both the words, "cunt" and "fucking"...quite polite I'd say
            [–]College of Idaho Coyotes / /r/CFB Emeritus Modthrav 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
            cometparty is very much the exception, not the rule. It is known.
            That's why I can call him lemonparty and be the 3rd highest comment in the thread.
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Very well, have an upvote.
            [–]Oklahoma State Cowboys / /r/CFB ContributorPlatypoke 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
            Says the guy whose team is in...the Big East...
            [–]Houston Cougarsalphadogkp -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
            Precisely, an AQ conference who has a solid bowl game record. The only reason ESPN bashes them is because when they low balled the Big East they told them to suck it and took more money from multiple smaller television networks. SMU is on the up and up, Boise State is with us not to mention the competitive teams still there. UH also gets around an 800% raise in conference income.
            [–]Nevada Wolf Packdmrnevada 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Wow... Bold move to say the least!
            [–]Oregon Ducks / Team Chaosblacklab 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            bold
            [–]LSU Tigers / McNeese CowboysMELSU 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            They are still not one of us yet. Not until they earn it. This is first year initiation.
            [–]dallasmcfarlin 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            If you want to get someone back find out who owns or sold the sign space to the A&M smuck. Maybe we find our own sign space in College station maybe send one of those planes that drag the signs over the stadium, lots of ways to get them back. How about we compete for the National Championship this year and for the next 5 while A&m goes what maybe 500
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesBadMoonRisin 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Wow. U mad?
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesNot_a_Clue 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            And this reaction is exactly what we wanted.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR -6 points-5 points-4 points  (1 child)
            Comet loves to show his bleeding vag over Tamu any time he can.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesCowOfSteel 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Well, that certainly was a... vivid picture...
            [–]Iowa State CyclonesIAStatePride -4 points-3 points-2 points  (9 children)
            This is just bizarre. Talk about not being able to move on.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesVegasAg 7 points8 points9 points  (2 children)
            Do people on this thread not realize that Austin is a major city in Texas, not just a college town.
            If ATM is going to aggressively market the move to the SEC throughout the state, why would ATM skip Travis County?
            [–]Texas Longhornsorangeblood 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            Except this was in Williamson County, I believe.
            [–]Iowa State CyclonesIAStatePride 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            I guess i should start off by asking why the fuck are they marketing the move to the SEC?
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
            Actually, we were able to move on. Unlike Baylor, Ia state, etc. we had options.
            [–]Iowa State CyclonesIAStatePride 2 points3 points4 points  (4 children)
            Yet here you are, still having a blinding hatred for a team you don't even fucking play anymore. You'd think ATM would want to have more of identity then a bunch of crazies that hate UT more than they love themselves.
            Move. On.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
            Actually no, there is a deal with a sign company to place that sign across a dozen counties in east Texas, Williamson county is only 3 away from Cs.
            Whatever you like to believe though.
            [–]Iowa State CyclonesIAStatePride -2 points-1 points0 points  (2 children)
            Stop trying to play this off like it purely a marketing decision.
            [–]Brewinco 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            It is purely a marketing decision. I don't think this was really meant to piss anyone off, despite the perceptions of some Texas fans.
            Plus it's not even in Austin, it's in Pflugerville.
            [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            It is... There are several of those signs all over central Texas...
            [–]Texas A&M Aggiesemeraldrumm -8 points-7 points-6 points  (18 children)
            The truth is that all of Texas, the state not the school, is now SEC country. That is why A&M was chosen by the SEC to open up their market share even more. Do not be mad because A&M moved to the best conference in the nation. Before you say it is not the best conference in the nation, they have won the title for the last 6 years which equals dominance in the college football world.
            [–]Tennessee Volunteersreddit_beats_college 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
            Get some flair commie, we must know where your allegiances lie!
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              [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 0 points1 point2 points  (13 children)
              You idiots also are going to lose recruits to other SEC schools.
              [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
              Nope we are going to pick up better quality recruits than ever before. It is those Texas recruits that want to play in the sec and can't play at tamu that will leave. I wonder where they WON'T be going.
              [–]Texas A&M Aggiesemeraldrumm 1 point2 points3 points  (11 children)
              We have the 7th ranked recruiting class right now (4 places above texas), according to rivals.com and we stole either a LB or a DL from LSU, I dont remember which one it is. We already had good recruiting in SEC country but now players will still be able to play in the SEC. If you think we will lose more recruits than gain then you should probably check your facts. The staff that has been put together by Sumlin, has 6 former head recruiters on it and every head has more recruiting experience than needed.
              Do not link me to ESPNs recruiting stats because we all know that they are not as accurate as rivals.com and they overrate players from schools like yours on a regular basis. ESPN rides the t.u. dick so much they post Ryan Tannehill as a former Longhorn.
              [–]Texas LonghornsCovri 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
              Now, now, don't get ahead of yourself. Scroll back through the years and take note of where aggy finishes in recruiting class rankings and where Texas finshes. Being ahead right now means nothing, especially when it is a result of signing 27 players to Texas' 14. Look at the average star ranking of the classes, you'll see Texas is ahead. Look at how many 3 star players your team signed last year and this year and think about how that is what your team is gonna be made up of for the next few years. Then think about how you are going to be going up against the likes of Alabama and LSU with their top 5 classes every year (just like Texas) and remember that the only thing aggy ever "wins" is halftime.
              [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              Niceeeeeee!
              [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 -3 points-2 points-1 points  (8 children)
              We'll see at the end who has a better recruiting class especially when recruits see how bad your record is at the end of the season. Who gives a fuck about that over rated fuck tard Tannehill? It's disgusting the mistake espn made.
              [–]Texas A&M Aggiesemeraldrumm -1 points0 points1 point  (7 children)
              Because schedule tells you everything, Texas will play who? Even if you have a better schedule, it will be a weaker one. I mesn you dont have room to play A&M but you choose TCU, thats a joke of a game
              [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 1 point2 points3 points  (6 children)
              When was the last time A&M won a rose bowl? TCU is an upgrade over your shitty team.
              [–]Texas A&M Aggiesemeraldrumm 0 points1 point2 points  (5 children)
              Only because it is an easier win for you guys. I mean seriously, You will play one team all season that is worth anything, OU. In case you have not noticed, everyone is trying to leave the Big XII because t.u. thinks that everyone should bow before them. I mean even OU and OSU have been looking for an out, what does that tell you...
              [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
              That all the other teams can suck it because we kept the big12 together. We chose not to make the move to the Pac12 and if the Pac12 couldn't have us they weren't taking the rest of the big12 south. What does that tell you? A&M were they cry babies because we got a network and you guys didn't. Even though everyone can't see the LHN yet, everyone will eventually. So i hope you enjoy losing every other Saturday in the sec.
              [–]Texas A&M Aggiesemeraldrumm -1 points0 points1 point  (3 children)
              You know, you offered us and most other schools to be a part of the LHN but we turned yall down because you wanted us to pay more than we would be making from it. Texas did not get other schools on board because they were trying to force schools into it. The only other network that is a big failure than the LHN is OWN. Do not be mad because A&M has a better deal in the SEC and you want in the SEC, which is the best division in the nation. I cant wait for Texas and A&M to play each other in 3-5 years in some random bowl and you will see how much better the SEC is than the Big XII. Just wait and see A&M steal all of your recruits because the SEC gets better and more coverage than the Big XII.
              [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
              Sorry I couldn't hear you whining over the 300 million dollars ESPN is giving us whether the network works or not. And good luck with that, I'm sure recruits would love to go to a school with a losing season every year. I really hope we play again soon so we can kick your ass some more and add to out winning record against your shity team.
              [–]USF Bulls / /r/CFB Contributorhm101 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              im sorry this seems to reflect insecurity. put up a billboard without the SEC shield.
              [–]Texas LonghornsThe_Texican -4 points-3 points-2 points  (0 children)
              Texas aTm always second fiddle.
              [–]Marietta Pioneers / West Virginia Mountaineersjayond -8 points-7 points-6 points  (8 children)
              You should buy the Aggy (on purpose) score board @ the Kyle. You're Texas, you can afford it. Then run the following on a continuous loop, "Who the Fuck Are U Kidding, We Own This State and You are Just paying Rent." Edit: forgot the you but it should be stylized as a a big U with longhorns and the T behind it.
              [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 7 points8 points9 points  (6 children)
              Right...
              [–]Marietta Pioneers / West Virginia Mountaineersjayond -2 points-1 points0 points  (5 children)
              yes RIGHT. I'm glad you agree. It's about time you guys rejoined the human race.
              [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR 2 points3 points4 points  (4 children)
              Says the guy from West Virginia...
              [–]Marietta Pioneers / West Virginia Mountaineersjayond -1 points0 points1 point  (3 children)
              How many BCS/NCAA tourney games has aTm won? Oh how special, you made to the Sugar Bowl one year and the sweet 16 another. Let's see 3 BCS wins, 2 sweet 16 trips, an elite eight and final four. We actually made a huge jumped up in the conference scheme, you went lateral. Sure the SEC is the king of football and UK rules BB, but let's be honest the Big 12, Big 10 and Pac 12 are on the same tier especially with the new TV and playoff deals.
              [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
              Right....
              Snort that meth brother, like every West Virginian should.
              [–]Texas A&M AggiesOverR -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
              Right....
              Snort that meth brother, like every West Virginian should.
              [–]Marietta Pioneers / West Virginia Mountaineersjayond 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              better than jerking off in jar while your buddies cheer you on
              [–]Texas Longhornsincandescence14 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              Nahh we have class in Austin and wouldn't play childish games like that haha
              [–]Kansas Jayhawks / /r/CFB BrickmasonPeirce77 -12 points-11 points-10 points  (0 children)
              Burn it. Plain 'n simple. Show them who's boss.
              [–]trerboren -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
              It's Red Raider Land
              [–][deleted] -10 points-9 points-8 points  (0 children)
              Faggies gunna get fuckin raped
              [–][deleted]  (19 children)
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