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Forrest got cucked! (self.MGTOW)

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Watching Forrest Gump for the 2nd time in I don't know how many years i realized that Forrest was set for greatness! Being a war hero, an athlete, an entrepreneur, given a few more years he would have managed to achieving world's peace or something. But of course Jenny had to shit all over Forrest making him take care of Chad's little bastard!!! but not before riding the cock carousel and making sure Forrest got the cash.

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[–]penisassociate 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, but Jenny was abused as a child and by a string of men later in adulthood. That totally makes it okay to use and tell lies to Forrest.

Let's do a ghostbusters-like remake of Forrest Gump where it's gender switched.

Poor Forrest is a retarded girl. She has a friend called Chad. He's repeatedly raped by his mother, tricked and abused by various whores and divorce raped dozens of times.

Whoops, now he has aids and a woman he fucked dumps a kid on him. Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeet. So he takes it to Forrest Gump and says "remember that time we fucked".

Forrest can't believe her eyes. She's actually a MOM!!!! And then Chad dies.

[–]The_Grand_Wizowd 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That actually might be worth a watch.

Instead of ping-pong, she can be really good at badminton or curling.

[–]801735 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But but... be like Gump, right? (not the running part, tho, not that)

[–]throwawaypille [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The kid was his as far as I saw, as he did actually have sex with Jen-nie. Otherwise you're right of course.