Self improvement, saving money, DGAF.... I get it, women are fucked up and society is irredeemable.

There is only one snag. My balls still work. So does the rest of my internal biochem lab.

Big, hypnotizing eyes and an hourglass figure... it does it to me every time.

I can't stop it. And knowing that I have a shot with these women only compounds the problem.

And then what... What happens when I say the right things and I get it all night... My brain spits out these hormones and I'm addicted again... and again... and again...

So I avoid it... until a woman gives me the eye again and I step up to the plate...

Fuck.