I come from an ultra conservative family and as any MGTOW can expect, they are displeased (to say the least) with my views on marriage and procreation.
An older female cousin of mine recently gave birth to twin girls. I didn't want to see them since high-pitched noises trigger my migraines, but I was constantly nagged about it so I went ahead.
As expected, they started crying and my head was throbbing so I went outside to get away and put my headphones on. How they can stand the crying and think it's cute is beyond me. When I came back, this conversation happened between me, my cousin and her husband:
H: don't you wanna get married one day?
Me: God deliver me from this evil. Lol
H: yeah, but it's a necessary evil. You have to do it.
Me: whatevs bro, fuck that.
C: if it wasn't for marriage, how could we get a [insert twins names here]?
Me: First: adoption. Ever heard of that? Second: what makes you think I want kids?
C&H: ... :/
No response. The husband here typically works 12 hours a day, 6 days a week to provide for them since they live in a huge house in an expensive suburb of her choice, hence the title, and they want me to go through that? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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