I feel like I've seen the matrix with this alpha-beta zeitgeist going on.

You've got the 20-somethings dominating social media telling everybody they gotta be alpha, and then you've got the 20-somethings who got their PhD doing studies on all this shit to validate themselves and the former.

So where does that leave everybody else? Up shit's creek, that's where. And believe it or not, when you're up shit's creek, you get a pretty good view of everyone else playing in the kiddie pool.

They've got their little dating game, their alphas and betas, gammas, deltas, whatever the fuck. As soon as someone mentions the Greek alphabet, shit hits the fan.

Meanwhile I've surrounded myself with actual down to earth people and it's like the status quo has ceased to exist. We've all realized that Gene Simmons won't be at our door with a briefcase of $1,000,000,000 as soon as we've fucked 1000 bitches.

Turns out, there's more to life than social status and pussy! I'll go back to watching my wife of 30 years get gangbanged by a buncha black guys or whatever. "The Cool Girl" does exist, and she's sick of this shit.

edit: the smartest thing to do is store a ton of your semen in a deep freeze, then cut your own balls off so you don't care about sex and social status anymore, then inseminate 20 different women and send them off with your genetic legacy