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[–]587Boat 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Three and a half feet tall, no teeth, loves to suck dick, no voice box, has a flat head (so I have a place to set my beer), and at midnight she miraculously turns into a pizza and a cold 12 pack.

[–]exit-stage-right2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine would be pretty much the same as your's. But until government laws change or go away, it doesn't really matter does it. I don't dream of women anymore, they aren't one of the options in my lifestyle choices.