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[pfft] hnng urgh pfter (self.darksouls3)

Horace_The_Hushed___ が 投稿

hmmm URGH! beeeeeeeeehhhhh urgh pft? hhhhhhhhhhhhhUUUUURRRRR mn mn FLFF sftegh vvffffgh.

urghrghuhgr hmmmmm?
pfftpfftpfftpfft?
kptrugh :)

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[–]LordFaceShotgunCrush a Siegbrau for Zepe 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (21子コメント)

this sub honestly should just be renamed r/DarkSouls3RP

[–]plagueofunicornsCasul Scrublording Cheesemaster 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I feel like this sub is actively trying to live up to /r/shittydarksouls opinion of it.

[–]Dark-Sun_GwyndolinWorking as intended. 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

+1 upframpt

[–]BlackewolfeThe Road to 'Gud' is paved with the Salt of Casuls. 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (8子コメント)

The Fire Fades.

And the Subreddit goes without Mods.

So... let's have some fun.

[–]Dr_Calamity 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ash seeketh shitposts...

[–]Red_Eye_Stone 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'd be willing to bet the mods have no clue any of this fun is going on right under their noses..

[–]NamelessKing_I told you it wasn't a phase, dad. 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

But.... You're a mod....

[–]SpartanEngineer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

He's a mod?

[–]The_Chosen-Undead 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No one tell him, in case he goes mad with his newfound power.

[–]SpartanEngineer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, considering how power leads to being incinerated by the First Flame most of the time...

Eh, his (undead) life. His choice.

[–]NamelessKing_I told you it wasn't a phase, dad. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Unless my eyes are deceiving me, he is indeed a mod.

[–]SpartanEngineer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, so THAT is what the Mods look like. Never knew. TIL: The Mods in DSIII reddit look like every other Mods in subreddits.

[–]jaggedspoon 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I think that we should just make our reality Dark Souls. Think of the fun!

[–]C0nguy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Alright, let's do this.

lights tree stump on fire

[–]jaggedspoon 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Now we just need to set up a bunch of bonfires.

[–]DdubEezy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

....I Died.

[–]jaggedspoon 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

With bonfiresTM you can never die!

[–]NamelessAce 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Check. Now to test the b2b (bonfire to bonfire) transportation system aaand I'm on fire.

[–]jaggedspoon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit he linked the flame. We're all going to get hollowed or something!

[–]Irina_Of_Carim 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (10子コメント)

609du54sd 523iajsdfoase

[–]field_of_lettuce 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Holy shit, someone get this nun a braille keyboard.

[–]Greirat-The-Thief 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you want I can steal one for you.

[–]field_of_lettuce 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes please, just don't get them from lothric castle. I want to still buy arrows and shit after this.

[–]Greirat-The-Thief 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No no, I wouldn't dare to go thieving in Lothric castle. Way too many dangers there...

[–]BlackewolfeThe Road to 'Gud' is paved with the Salt of Casuls. 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Eygon!

You're girlfriend needs a keyboard!

[–]Horace_The_Hushed___[S] 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

fftph?

[–]MediateSauce378 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey Irina, give the keyboard to Eygon and tell him what to type. Makes things easier.

[–]correcthorse45 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think she can, uh, hear? you.....

[–]MediateSauce378 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh! Right, thank you.

HEY IRINA, GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO EYGON AND TELL HIM WHAT TO TYPE. MAKES THINGS EASIER.

[–]Horace_The_Hushed___[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

(knock knock) hmms urgh? (orange) urng hmm? (orange you glad i didnt say dex build?) HRUGH HRUGH HRUGH HRUGH!!!!! :)

[–]KitsunatorSunbro for life 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Go home Horace! Don't make me spank you in that lake again.

[–]Horace_The_Hushed___[S] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

hhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggggg? URGH!!!!!

[–]KitsunatorSunbro for life 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

All right, your right, that was a bit out of line. But leave my hamster out of it next time ok?

[–]Saint_AldrichDevourer of Gods 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Aaah, poor little Horace. So sad to have missed your and Anri's visit, it would have been nice to catch up :)

[–]Horace_The_Hushed___[S] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (13子コメント)

fk ff oo knt! (welcome gesture)

[–]Urbad22 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

He says fuck off cunt (welcome gesture)

[–]Saint_AldrichDevourer of Gods 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not true, I am sure he deeply misses his home!

[–]Urbad22 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he meant aldrich

[–]Saint_AldrichDevourer of Gods 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (5子コメント)

And welcome to you as well, I'm so glad you decided to come home :)

[–]Horace_The_Hushed___[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Saint_AldrichDevourer of Gods 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Such enthusiasm! I had no idea you had missed me so much :)

[–]Cathedral_Knighti say again i'm not a statue 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'll like his company

[–]Saint_AldrichDevourer of Gods 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah, of course you would. And surely you deserve a reward after so many years of faithful service

[–]Lord_Gywn -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

... Horace if I drop a summon sign will you help me kick this lingering asshole out of my home?

[–]Mohl97The Tumbleweed: https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/101121 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't you have und*** to boot out of the kiln?

[–]Lord_Gywn [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Wha? Why would I want to kick undead out of the Kiln? Light that puppy up and continue the age of fire!

[–]Mohl97The Tumbleweed: https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/101121 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Then why did you beat the shit out of me for trying it last time?

[–]SpicaGenovese 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sssshhhhhh...

Listen.

I require your ass above my fireplace, as a present to my betrothed.

I mean, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, but either one involves fire. For cauterization!

See? I'm very reasonable.

[–]Lord_Gywn 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (8子コメント)

GET OUT OF MY DAUGHTERS HOUSE!!!!

[–]SpartanEngineer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Son. Gwyndolin is your son.

[–]NamelessKing_I told you it wasn't a phase, dad. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

SHHH

Dad made Gwyndolin act like a girl for most of his life, if he hears you tell him he's a dude he'll... Well he'll try to kick your ass. He won't get far, though.

He's very easily parried.

[–]SpartanEngineer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, Gwyntaran. Kill me, and I'll spill ALL of your families' secrets. Mwhuahahahahahahaha!

(I'm one of those Lore fanatics)

[–]SpartanEngineer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And by the way, I could never parry your dad. I died too many times :(

[–]Killmoter 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

shh don't tell him

[–]SpartanEngineer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

but... uh... hmm... should we tell him that he's eaten, too?

[–]FinneousPJ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nooo piss off mate

[–]Elchupacabra121 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That DLC can't come out early enough. Someone needs to link this subreddit's fire. I'm subbed to r/shittydarksouls for a reason.

[–]CrestfallenHawkwoodHawk Ring +9 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sigh So this is what we've come to...

[–]Knight_Kirk 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn, Horace, you always find a way to bring me to tears. Such conviction! Such bravery! Such....HNGGGH.

[–]Mohl97The Tumbleweed: https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/101121 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

rolling noises

[–]Anri_of_Astora_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, Horace! There you are. I thought I had lost you! Now, let us continue our path. I am ready now, with you by my side.

[–]HolyKnightHodrick 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahh, those words truly do resonate with me. Such vigor, such passion... it almost brings a tear to my eye!

[–]gztichyshitty loremaster 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

he says in between parrying scrubs

[–]puntiff_sulyvahnhigh pope of the deep 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thine insults shall be taken no more.

Fight me, knave!

[–]100McChickensNETWORK ERROR 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is pretty cringy

[–]NamelessKing_I told you it wasn't a phase, dad. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, we're having fun.

That's all that really matters, isn't it?

[–]FinneousPJ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

An upstanding, kind-hearted knight, a fine partner for this gruelling journey.

[–]ScrubbyCasulFashion>Function 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sup Horace

[–]MediateSauce378 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, it is my man, Horace! How are you and Anri? Still trying to find Aldrich?

[–]Mattjew24 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're supposed to be dead. I killed you.

[–]Firekeeper_Singlorified janitor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pure poetry. I have not heard such moving words since song of Amana.

[–]DragonslayerOrnsinsert souls meme here [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I tried doing this on r/darksouls about a year ago and it led nowhere...

[–]Prince_LothricJust another dogged contender 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree.

[–]NicoTheCleric 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn mmmmhmmmmmhnnn mm mm mmm?

[–]BlackewolfeThe Road to 'Gud' is paved with the Salt of Casuls. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Eyy... Horace.

My bud.

I have to ask... can I date Anri?

[–]SpartanEngineer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Anri is... actually really attractive, isn't he/she?

[–]BlackewolfeThe Road to 'Gud' is paved with the Salt of Casuls. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fell in love with the voice.