My Dad and I were talking about his neighbors. My father is divorced and living alone. He started talking about his neighbors and how the wife of this neighbor blew up on him about them using my father's lawnmower without his permission. One time after they did it, he removed the keys from the ignition so they couldn't use it. She howled at him. At this point in the story I shook my head and said the more I live, the more I want nothing to do with women. He shook his head at this and told me to not think like that. Here I started to grin, I said, "Name ONE, just ONE woman that isn't off her rocker." The silence and then continuation of his story said it all.