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[–]mrmaddness 632 ポイント633 ポイント  (11子コメント)

My first thought was Chris Brown, not Chris d'elia

[–]SisterRay 260 ポイント261 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Doesn't have enough punch to be Chris Brown

[–]HumphreysMcGoo 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (8子コメント)

But plenty of punchlines from D'Elia.

[–]reddit_crunch 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (7子コメント)

his first Netflix special doe... yikes.

[–]dirtmerchant1980 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah I saw it. Not good.

[–]Scientolojesus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Really? The only one I saw was from a few years ago and it was fucking hilarious.

[–]itsdegnan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

really? i watched the one called "incorrigible" with my boyfriend on netflix and we almost peed our pants laughing. the "hey dad, what do i do" and "mostly fuck you but also come here" parts were the best. not every comedian is funny to everyone, but i'm surprised at how many people didn't find him funny.

[–]PantsuitNixon 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"What's the deal with cell phones?"

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    [–]IntoTheReinbowVain 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Under my Chris D'ella ella ella ehhh ehh ehh

    [–]ReverendDizzle 285 ポイント286 ポイント  (13子コメント)

    It's bizarre to me she even feels the need to post the photo with pretense. She's Kim Kardashian. Her entire deal is just throwing herself out there in public for attention. That's literally the foundation of her celebrity. She could have just posted it with the caption "Here's a photo of me in a bikini. Enjoy bitches." and it would get an equal amount of attention.

    [–]CrazedZombie 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Probably knew that she would get called out for it, and through the call outs she would get way more attention then if she had just posted

    [–]freevlfrank [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Ahso. We have been bamboozled yet again guys.

    [–]saippua [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    shit.

    [–]shapookya [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I'd definitely expect that from her. She's like an evil mastermind in getting publicity. She knows exactly what buttons to press to maximize the attention

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      [–]mother_rucker 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      That's why a part of me actually believes her? Because she does post throwback photos of her like this all the time without saying North did it.

      [–]confirmedzach 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I have no problem believing Kim K has tons of pictures of herself on her phone and that she's signed in to Instagram 100% of the time. For a child to accidentally upload it isn't that difficult.

      Gotta say I believe this one.

      [–]mother_rucker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      And North is probably very comfortable with technology, so I don't see why it's impossible for her to post it. Instagram isn't that complicated to use anyways.

      [–]BOIcsgo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's the thing, it could be real. It's probably not but that's not enough evidence to accuse somebody.

      [–]Edd13Mac [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Because that isnt how you play World of Girlcraft. Fucking casuals man

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        [–]grago91 368 ポイント369 ポイント  (21子コメント)

        /r/oopsdidntmeanto

        [–]jexmex 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (18子コメント)

        Of course that's a thing.

        [–]AgentBanner 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (17子コメント)

        /r/ofcoursethatsathing

        [–]krasnovian 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (9子コメント)

        Oops, didn't mean to.

        [–]S103793 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        NOOOO STOP WE CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH META STOOOOOOP!

        [–]ItHappensAtMidnight 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        /r/oopsdidntmeanto

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          [–]jexmex 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

          /r/holycrap/

          [–]jaulin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I thought that's where I was until I read your comment.

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            [–]Evoion44 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (2子コメント)

            unwavy

            [–]howtochoose 170 ポイント171 ポイント  (59子コメント)

            I have a question for science, can boobs really no sag like this? and is she sucking her stomach in? It just looks so strange....

            [–]TheMouseIsBack 357 ポイント358 ポイント  (54子コメント)

            Yes, she's sucking in her stomach. And no, her boobs are fake. That bikini top has no underwire support, so her boobs should not have that rounded top like they do, especially at her age.

            [–]howtochoose 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (18子コメント)

            that is what i was thinking. also what age you would get boobs this size and still be perky... smh

            [–]Mullero 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (14子コメント)

            I did when I was about 16. They grew really suddenly and I had a few months of them looking like implants. The same quick growth also gave me stretch marks, though

            [–]teaprincess 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (6子コメント)

            Same, was bullied by boys for being flat-chested and all of a sudden... puberty. I'm 28 and still have the faint stretch marks. Now they're not "saggy" but definitely like "natural" boobs.

            [–]tarvoplays 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

            Who bullies a chick for being flat chested, what the fuck. lol

            [–]teaprincess 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

            If it wasn't my flat chest, it was not having perfectly straight teeth (they weren't even that bad, and I got braces so they're straight now) or for wearing glasses (I have a degenerative eye condition but got lens implants so no longer need them - although my vision is now -0.5 diopters so I'm considering getting a pair for driving, just because I like how they look) or being generally "ugly."

            One of the worst instances I can recall was being held down and attemptedly forced to drink the urine of one of the boys (luckily, we were on the school bus and an adult came on so they sat down in their seats and hid the bottle with the piss in it.) My crime was not being "pretty," therefore I wasn't perceived as a human being. Think I was around 13 at the time?

            I remember feeling like some sort of hideous monster at the time, but I look at old pictures of myself and I was just a normal-looking kid.

            [–]tarvoplays 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            That's actually fucked. I've never seen or heard about anything like this before. I think the worst bullying got at my school was people didn't want to hang out with a chick because she had horrible hygiene.

            Smelled like ass, dandruff everywhere, same stained clothes, picked her nose etc.

            [–]stoneagerock 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Middle schoolers, that's who.

            https://youtu.be/KX-IvSvb3R0

            [–]VapingIsTrashy 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Go on...

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              [–]KlausFenrir 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              IIRC that picture was of Kim as a teenager.

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                [–]shewhoentangles 153 ポイント154 ポイント  (29子コメント)

                Do you own boobs?

                That kind of bikini top can make even the most pendulous breasts look round. It's a string halter, so all the support is around the neck and the breast tissue is pushed against the chest or make it push up and round out like that.

                Source: I have the saggiest tits in existence and that type of bikini is the only thing that will make them look like that.

                [–]teefour 156 ポイント157 ポイント  (17子コメント)

                Source: I have the saggiest tits in existence and that type of bikini is the only thing that will make them look like that.

                You sure about that?

                [–]Ryio5 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                what the fuck

                [–]lIIIIllIIIIl 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                I want to click that but my family behind me

                [–]ClintonHarvey 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                Oh it's fine, it's just the super zoomed in Peyton Manning photo. Click it for shits and giggles.

                [–]Ryio5 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                I guess it's technically SFW but it's gross as fuck. No exposed boobs.

                [–]CrudelyAnimated 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                We've discovered the line between SFW and SFL.

                [–]Epileptic_Cardboard 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Walmart

                [–]LordDongler 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                Clearly a Waterhag. Roll dodge so it doesn't blind you

                [–]Healthyspartan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                How you like that silver?

                [–]Epileptic_Cardboard -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Hit her with an Axi.

                [–]LordDongler -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Too late, you're already dead

                [–]shewhoentangles 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Well that makes me feel a wee bit better but I could compete.

                [–]Jehovah___ 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                [NSFW] Wait that's not enough r/eyebleach needed

                [–]seventy-fo 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I am so fucking hard right now.

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                  [–]TheMouseIsBack 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  I also have boobs. For saggy boobs, yes that top would work for you because it's lifting up things that are much farther down. But for someone with Kim's boobs, they wouldn't perk up like THAT. That's too rounded. I don't know how to explain it in person. All I know is, I know several women who wear those tops and it doesn't work like that for them. Hell, I have small-ish, perky boobs and unless I have an underwire, my boobs are gonna go outward and down.

                  [–]shewhoentangles 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Afaik- fake boobs usually don't need boob tape

                  https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-02/19/13/enhanced/webdr05/enhanced-13235-1455907966-1.jpg

                  I'm not saying her boobs are fake or not. I would not be surprised if she had had work done to her boobs. And the original question was "do boobs not sag?" which of course is no. All boobs sag especially after children, or even before just from genetics. But I don't think you can judge if they're fake or not based on her breasts supported in tape or bikinis or bras or shape wear. My boobs will look like that in a bikini even though they have no fullness. I could probably post a side by side and they would look exactly the same, and I would hate for someone to just comment "those are fake because of the way they look" just based on a bikini photo.

                  [–]Daniyellow 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I think she's likely had a small implant in a decent amount of breast tissue. That's part of what makes them look natural and gives them a bit of sag.

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                    [–]seventy-fo 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Do you own boobs?

                    Does anyone really own boobs?

                    looks away wistfully

                    [–]agoMiST 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    RIP your inbox ;op

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                      [–]JapaneseStudentHaru 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It's a $1,000 + dollar swimsuit that her boobs have been taped into. Not saying Kim hasn't gotten work done but there are plenty of people who look like this in swimwear.

                      [–]BrianDawkins 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      This ain't recent

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                        [–]gatorly 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Modern science can definitely ensure perky boobs after surgery. She's flexing her stomach.

                        [–]CorporalAris 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Normal boobs sag. Fake boobs don't.

                        [–]Bobgann3 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (36子コメント)

                        Is North a girls name?

                        [–]Jabvarde 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        It is now.

                        [–]LilymonX 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        If that's the case, then things are quickly going South

                        [–]Brookefemale 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        Yea. From what I understand they call her Nori.

                        [–]deceasedhusband 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        North West.

                        [–]Wolfy21_ 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                        North is not a name at all.

                        [–]Dropthatbass13 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        I guess North doesn't pass the international name committee's guidelines

                        [–]I_Photoshop_Movies 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        It is

                        [–]J255 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        I mean it's the name of a direction

                        [–]IanGecko 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        And an Elijah Wood movie

                        [–]Zetch88 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        It is if your last name is West.

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                          [–]darkieB 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          no it's a direction

                          [–]thepanichand 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'm convinced that her children's names are simply monikers for media articles and that they call them something else at home.

                          [–]Just_a_Paper_Bag 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Better than Blue Ivy.

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                            [–]EspressoBlend 965 ポイント966 ポイント  (103子コメント)

                            In Kim Kardashian's defense... she is a narcissistic porn star who's phone is, lbr, almost certainly FULL of nothing but pictures of herself in various states of undress.

                            So yeah, that's what the baby is going to accidentally post.

                            [–]greymalken 566 ポイント567 ポイント  (58子コメント)

                            A shitty sex tape does not a porn star make. She is, however, an attention whore.

                            [–]Oceee 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Yeah. Calling her a porn star is giving her too much credit.

                            [–]KingInTheNorthVI 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Ranked #16 on pornhub though

                            [–]crazyprsn 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I'd say that classifies you as a star... of porn.

                            But she's most definitely NOT professional. She wasn't paid directly for being in porn.

                            [–]PickitPackitSmackit 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (43子コメント)

                            She became famous from a porn tape, but she is also an attention whore, so why not both??

                            [–]greymalken 276 ポイント277 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                            I imagine porn star requires working in more than one homemade video. But I'm just a dog on the internet, what do I know?

                            [–]LinkThruTime 90 ポイント91 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Porn contributor

                            [–]MelonFancy 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                            On the internet, no one knows you're a dog... unless you tell them.

                            [–]VexingVariables 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            The best part about the internet is you can confess to being a dog and no one will believe you.

                            Source: Am dog.

                            [–]FermiParadosso 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            I want to believe you, but I also feel like this might be a double-bluff and you're actually a cat.

                            [–]Monkeymonkey27 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            She sucked a dick and kinda got her pussy licked. Its an awful sex tape. Of thats all it takes to be a porn star, then my standards have been lowered

                            [–]Anthro88 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            it just means you have to be well known from working in a porno

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                              [–]Panoolied 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                              The tape was nothing without daddies name and OJs case. They're all intertwined.

                              And the tape was shit too.

                              [–]KenpachiRama-Sama 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              She also worked for Paris Hilton and was slowly working her way up through the pseudocelebrity game.

                              The tape didn't make her famous. The tape was famous because she already was.

                              [–]fuckyoubarry 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Her and Paris Hilton both paid some publicists to put pictures of them in People a few times, then they made porns.

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                                [–]Binary_Omlet 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                She really does have a cum-back story.

                                [–]brufleth 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Porn stars get paid. She fucked for free.

                                She did however, with the help of her mom, make that into a multi million dollar business. So good for her!

                                [–]Narcissistic_nobody 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                A porn whore?

                                [–]darryljenks 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                She did make a great comeback though.

                                [–]Redtube_Guy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                porn tape? are you serious? it was a fucking sex tape.

                                [–]arkain123 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                porn star means you're good enough at it that people are willing to pay to see it. Bitch gave hers away for free cause that's what it's worth.

                                [–]PatrickTrillis 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                It's the most viewed video on pornhub, but hey

                                [–]Narcissistic_nobody 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                Not because it's hot or good it's because people know her from tv and want to see a celebrity get fucked.

                                [–]PatrickTrillis 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Nobody knew her from tv before the video tho....

                                [–]Magic-Man2 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                She was already famous before, but you're correct she wasn't on TV before that.

                                [–]Monkeymonkey27 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                And not one of those weird celeb porn vids where its like a washed up chick from real World or something

                                [–]arkain123 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                That means nothing. It's there because it's a famous porn video, which makes it two of a kind, and Paris Hilton vanished from the public eye.

                                The video itself is utter shit.

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                                    [–]aspbergerinparadise 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    she's not a porn star, she's a porn C-lister

                                    [–]webbyx 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Successful businesswoman*

                                    [–]RelevantComics 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    MY WIFE A STAR ALL OFF A HOME MOVIE

                                    [–]Typhusofthepc 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Exactly, show some fucking respect

                                    [–]sourceofnightmares 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    She had a good comeback story though.

                                    [–]gcz77 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                    I think it's the most viewed porn video ever and it did make her a superstar so she must be doing something right.

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                                      [–]t3hcoolness 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      narcissistic

                                      Well that's the only explanation you need to assume she posted it herself.

                                      [–]ptera_tinsel 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      She posts pics like that all the time without making excuses?

                                      [–]The_Bucket_Of_Truth 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                      Also in her defense, don't you kind of respect her and her mother for turning what was being Paris Hilton's friend into fame and riches for basically nothing? I mean they built an empire and fortune around it. So I hate them but have to respect the accomplishment. Maybe it's society we should be criticizing.

                                      [–]bleedingjim 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      They get a lot of flak, but they are not stupid by any means. What they have done involves a lot of business savvy and careful maneuvering.

                                      [–]Scientolojesus 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      I blame E! and solely E!.

                                      [–]bdubaya 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Whole family getting money, thank God for E.

                                      [–]Runamokamok 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Maybe throw some blame at Ryan Seacrest too.

                                      [–]yearofthemonkeycat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Ehh.. something like that

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                                        [–]ATadVillainy 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                        narcissistic porn star

                                        Jesus Christ.

                                        [–]ZXDarkblade 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                        You know, I honestly doubt Jesus Christ was a narcissistic porn star.

                                        [–]Hitlers_Taint 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        He was a superstar though.

                                        [–]Scientolojesus 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Porn was also very primitive in those days and it was hard to get so many followers.

                                        [–]aYearOfPrompts 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        I don't know...

                                        https://youtu.be/cU_HpQxhZTg?t=263

                                        [–]BrianDawkins 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Wow you sure showed her

                                        [–]PM_Me_Yer_Kittiez 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                        who's phone

                                        Who's = Who is

                                        Whose.

                                        [–]battleship61 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        I don't know why people consider her a porn star. She made 1 shitty sex tape and then posed nude for photos a few times. She wasn't out there making actual pornos and being paid for it.

                                        [–]ping_pang_pong 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        Her mother sold that video to Vivid Entertainment as a means of jump-starting their family career. Think about that for a moment..Kim's mother (probably) told her own daughter to make a porn video so that it can be sold to media companies for the purpose of attaining celebrity status. Keep in mind that this was in the wake of Paris Hilton becoming too controversial to report on and the magazines needed a new set a faces to put on their covers, fast.

                                        [–]l-x 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        More likely, they knew the tape was out there, Kim freaked out and went to her mom for advice. Kris being as savvy as she is saw an opportunity and took what could have been something awful and destructive and turned it into what has been a tremendous positive for them.

                                        [–]mother_rucker 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        IIRC, Ray J released the video without Kim's consent and she decided to profit off of it because people would be seeing it regardless.

                                        [–]wardser 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        honestly, thats actually even more impressive if they planned that ahead

                                        [–]yearofthemonkeycat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        I don't think it's that impressive that they utilized their name and connections to build a career in an industry they were already part of.

                                        [–]wardser 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        its the planning ahead that's impressive

                                        "ok Kim, make sure to let him fuck you in the ass, but we want everyone to know you are a real whore, not a fake whore, so make sure he bottoms out on every thrust. Also, we want everyone to want you, so your fat ass is going on a diet....finally we need high res video, so make sure to set the right settings. "

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                                          [–]Physical_removal 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Who the fuck is Chris

                                          [–]_call_me_snake_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I think this is the "reddit gaming" that video the other day was talking about

                                          [–]freethinker- 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          Chris D'elia is a moderately successful standup comedian. Moderately in that he's on TV and shit, and tours and is probably a millionaire or close to it by now, but isn't private jet rich or anything.

                                          [–]real_fake_doors-com 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          What I don't get is why even lie? People would be totally unphased if she just posted those pics without a paper thin transparent story...

                                          [–]mahtf 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                          why does everyone on reddit hate kim?

                                          [–]KillerK0ala 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          jealousy and misogyny

                                          "I'm le enlightened and very much intelligent +420 redditor, why is dumb woman with big boos famous and wealthy but not me???"

                                          [–]BasenjiMaster 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                          Because there is nothing to like about her.

                                          [–]mother_rucker 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Clearly that's not true, or there wouldn't be millions of people that liked her.

                                          [–]dilln 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          She could be so much worse. She does this shit for her fans, not for us. Chris Delia was just poking fun at her, he didn't call out Kim for some bs. I highly doubt she tried to pull a fast one. Her phone is probably full of these types of pictures, and North just picked one she liked.

                                          [–]1Pink1Stink 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I like her ass

                                          [–]Gfresh404 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          Not just on Reddit. Pretty much everyone I know hates that family.

                                          [–]onschtroumpf [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          You need to meet more people because she is popular as fuck

                                          [–]Michaelgamesss 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          X-post from /r/OopsDidntMeanTo?

                                          [–]HybridCue 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Can't believe some people actually think the fakest person in hollywood wouldn't have fake tits. Everything about her is plastic.

                                          [–]Khanthulhu 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Why would she even lie about that?

                                          [–]ifuckwatermelons 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          I went to highschool with this chick in Ontario Canada that Chris D'elia flew out to LA to bang. SHe wasn't even very hot and she was one of the biggest hoes in the school.

                                          [–]BigBen83 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          i dont really know what to make of this comment

                                          [–]Deadeyejoe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          Why people make up stories about famous people online, I have no idea. I see it on Reddit all the time.

                                          [–]lvassar 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                          Chris D'elia is funny as shit. I love his bit on drunk women.

                                          [–]NickelHoss 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          I couldn't even get through 5 minutes of his stand up special but I guess comedy is subjective

                                          [–]rcarroll322 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          Yeah I found his special hard to get into but his Instagram is gold. If you haven't seen his posts there check it out. I think the shorter format fits his style better.

                                          [–]KlausFenrir 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          There's a bit of him shitting on children and I thought it was pretty pathetic.

                                          [–]Farisr9k 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I loved the Justin Bieber roast where every other comedian just shit on him for not being funny.

                                          [–]lvassar 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I like comedians that can laugh at themselves, and Chris is one of them.

                                          [–]Hip2BeSquare_ 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                          Dude is a fucking deviant and doesn't ever write his own jokes. He's a trust find baby and a pervert.

                                          Edit: before anyone fucks with me, this is my own anecdotal evidence from partyimg with the guy.

                                          [–]FlynnLevy 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                          He's a trust find baby and a pervert.

                                          Elaborate, kindly. Just throwing this out there with a "anecdotal sooooo" only brings up questions.

                                          [–]Nova178 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Look up bieberhole69. The dude is totally messed up. I've heard about his penthouse penthouse parties too, those are wild. You can pee on the floor

                                          [–]marchingprinter 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          he showed up to a kids house with an xbox and a potato launcher

                                          [–]FlynnLevy 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Might just be my skewed perception of reality, but--That's pretty rad, if done for somethin' like a birthday.

                                          [–]marchingprinter 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wz2sm72iqA

                                          [–]youtubefactsbot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          It's a real gun.... psych, it's a potato gun [0:26]

                                          Topher from Workaholics. Wasn't on YouTube so I put it up...

                                          Jared Annibale in Comedy

                                          42,698 views since Dec 2012

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                                          [–]FlynnLevy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Fucking lol. Didn't realize it was a reference, never seen that.

                                          [–]GroundhogLiberator 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I don't think I'd trust him to find a baby

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                                            [–]EtsuRah 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Chris D'elia is hilarious. I'm not a fan of his stand up style but watching him on his social media accounts is always hilarious.

                                            He openly admits that peoples comments get to him and that he has no shame in trolling them back or just outright shitting on em, and it's always hilarious.

                                            [–]firesquasher 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            /r/oopsdidntmeanto

                                            [–]mattmk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Wait till your child will post videos of you sucking dick to fame.

                                            [–]EltonCoggins [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                            Is it that hard to believe a child would pimp out his mum's half naked body for likes? Has this guy not been on r/oldschoolcool?

                                            [–]LordofLadies 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            I loved him in Whitney, I wish that show was still on.

                                            [–]ButtCrackFTW 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            http://i.imgur.com/HXXgm77.gif

                                            [–]AmirS1994 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            The show was pretty generic in itself but Whitney and Chris had good chemistry. I don't miss the show though. It was below average tier.

                                            [–]glimmearth 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            She's almost 40, the pics will get more and more desperate for attention until she's 50 and no one recognizes her anymore due to all of the surgery. It's always sad to watch aging women whose only real currency has been youth, physical beauty, and material possessions. At least she'll has one of those, to comfort her now that time and gravity have taken the other two.

                                            [–]maejor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Fuck you Kim

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