Hey fam. How was your Valentine's Day? What? How was mine? So nice of you to ask! It was absolutely lovely if I do say so myself. First, me and my roastie went to a nifty little gasstation/general store/organic food/cafe, crunchy hippie hipster type place and had a lovely lunch (protip: do a lunch earlier in the day and avoid the crowds and jacked up prices.) Then we bohth got a nice spa treatment, exchanged gifts, etc. The I drained my fucking balls as she vigorously milked my prostate, as is tradition. I even made a video for you guys. Wanna see? Too bad, watch it anyway. NSFL!!

Oh wait, that's not me! I look much worse. That's international man of romance and mystery Tommy Wiseau. Tommy knows all about luv. Something something spoons, idk. He even did an AMA here that you missed, you absolute fuckstains. And for those who are still wondering what this is about, The Room is widely considered to be a modern painful classic of absolutely shit movies. And apparently he's making another movie. What a fascinating tale his career has been!

So if you struck out in love Tuesday and want to have a better steak and a blowjob day or (insert feeeeeeeeeeemale equivalent here) next year come learn from Tommy.

So if you struck out in love Tuesday and want to have a better steak and a blowjob day or (insert feeeeeeeeeeemale equivalent here) next year come learn from Tommy.

Woah, that sounds kinda bad reading that back> I feel kinda sexist and misogynerdy and whatnot. What has become of me? Of us all? (Yes I am implicating us all in this.) Perhaps penance is in order. And I can think of no better punishment than the #1 blockbuster of 2016, Girlbustahs! Was this movie as horrible and/or hilarious and underrated as they say? That is up for you to decide. tbh I thought it was still better than any post 90s Adam Sandler pic or Paul Blart type of thing. That's not saying much, I know, but still. What do the critics say?

Oh.

In any event, come watch today, a little less than three hours from now at 6PM EST, 9PM pacific and 11 PM GMT: https://cytu.be/r/Drama_movie_nite