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Maybe it’s just us, but our Dear ShitFerBrainers seemed a lot less intelligible this week. Hence the WHARRGARBL doggie. But what they lacked in sense, they made up for in passionate intensity. Consider this series of wordblurts from “Adolph Wolfenstein” (subtle username!), who did not care one bit for a December article about Trump Spokestroll Kellyanne Conway, but just got around to complaining about it now:

  • LOL@you sore loser snowflakes. Kellyanne is smart AND hot! My guy is Prez and America IS becoming great again now! Hope the sheets were cleaned once Hussein Obama’s tribe left. God bless.
  • Trump is YOUR President irregardless of how much you moan and cry. Learn to accept it. Stay quiet. Stay home. Stay out of our way. MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
  • God Bless Kellyane. She serves her country. As I did, back in Nam. More than you sore liberal losers can say.
  • To the lib below defending minorities: Defend all you wish. I will never have to accept niggerz&spics living in my country. My guy won. Get over it.
  • Most men I know can’t contain their lust for Kellyanne. Im included. Thank God my maid is now TERRIFIED of the police, lol – and thank God she’s so damned FLEXIBLE!! ;-)
Why, yes, yes. We completely believe this idiot served during Vietnam. And that Kellyanne Conway is a genius, too, irregardless of how much she lies. We do have to say it’s impressive how flocking together on Twitter and 4chan has taught all these dorks to sound pretty much the same, like a roomful of Milo Yiannopoulos clones. Also, the casual racism — and casual rape! — are so very hilarious.

Similarly coherent thoughts from “John” in reply to our piece on self-appointed Manners enforcer Tomi Lahren, who was shocked, shocked at all the SNOWFLAKES protesting the day after Donald Trump was inaugurated, even though he was duly elected by millions of hard-working Americans. “John” had some thoughts about how to make our nation a more perfect union, or something:

  • The police just need to start shooting these disruptive protesters with rubber bullets, whack them on the head with nightsticks and spray tear gas into their mouths. See how much they like protesting then.
  • Shut your filthy liberal cuck mouth and GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
    • Is this not how a representative democracy works? We hold an election, and then the losers must shut up and be silent forever, because they lost. Ideally, they should be silenced by the police, because the winners won and that settles everything. It’s right there in the Constitution, isn’t it?

      Our story about televangelist Rick Wiles and his discovery of the real reason Mike Flynn resigned as national security advisor (devil-worshiping, Luciferian, demon-possessed maniacs brought him down because he’d dared to speak the TRUTH about Pizzagate) brought this brief observation from “ross,” who knows what’s really going on:

      Pizzagate is real, I really hope it blows up soon.

      Our political systems need replaced.

      “Ross” was disappointingly vague about why Pizzagate is real, or how exactly it would bring a fundamental change to our political system when it blows up. A quick glance at his comment history makes a few things clear, though: People only protest against Trump because they’re paid to, there’s no hope for fools who believe the “Russia bit,” and if you only did a bit of research, you’d know the Clinton hit list is real. He’s really disappointed at how brainwashed everyone else on the internet is. It’s a sad commentary on how our nation is failing.

      Our piece on Donald Trump’s historically low poll numbers for a new president brought out a couple of folks who agreed that Trump’s popularity is actually through the roof, as proven by a single Rasmussen poll that found him with a whopping 55% approval rating. One of them, “hippobottom1023,” had a good laugh at us stupid liberals before deciding that actually all polls are meaningless, but Trump is still awesome. Then he dropped polling altogether and proved that liberals are intellectually bankrupt because he spotted a punctuation error:

      • What a bunch of BS. Rassmussen poll just released today, shows Trumps approval rating at 55%… double digits higher than BO in the last several years.
      • You know, you have a point. All polls failed during the election. Based on your point, this whole article is fake. And that I agree with.
      • Hahaha. You’re the dumbass who believed the Rassmussen poll along with every other poll that predicted a Hilary win. That makes you not only the real dumbass, but a LOSER. LoL!!!!!
      • My gosh you’re stupid. Hey Mr. Educated, you need a question mark after “system.”
      • Once again, you’re too stupid to know there’s a question mark after your sentence. Man you’re stupid.
      • Like I said, you’re stupid. And now you’re proving it. LoL. Go get your G.E.D.

      Silly fool doesn’t even know it’s LOL, not LoL!!!! Guess that means he’s the real stupidhead! In any case, polling is dumb, but Donald Trump is really much more popular than the polls suggest, because you stupid liberals all need to get your GEDs, LoL! (As to the actual problems with polling in 2016, here’s a pretty good piece by a lamestream media source, so don’t read it, it’s full of lies.)

      Finally, we got a whole lot of angry comments from the “what part of ‘illegal’ don’t you understand?” crowd, in reply to our Friday piece on a draft proposal to mobilize the National Guard as part of a deportation force, because that’s the kind of country we are now. Or aren’t quite yet, since it looks like the memo was a trial balloon, or at least something less than a fully worked out plan. Not that our correspondents would have minded — they’re probably deeply disappointed the military won’t be busting down doors just yet. “Debbie O.” doesn’t even like having to know that people who think like us are even allowed to live in her country:

      Fuck you.go move to Canada. What a bunch of pure tripe. This is exactly what is wrong with this country, people like you. Well go on, and be haters and see where that carries you in life

      “Danny R.” also wants us to know that this is a constitutional republic, Donald Trump won, and therefore those who don’t like the election outcome all need to leave. (We aren’t entirely sure these guys really understand how republics work, frankly):

      President Trump will make America great for all you racist anti-American rhinos and liberals and sore losers also! And all you Ameraphobes that do not like our laws and constitution can go with them or learn that we are a Republic that elects our leaders by a constitutional way legally called the electoral vote and I and every other American live under laws so if you break the law boo hoo. Bad parents drag their children into something they knew was against the law when they did it not even getting into the millions they cost us! Go President Trump! Fifty five percent of America agrees with you and has youre back! And when the illegals are gone it will be more like seventy five percent!

      Also notable: Danny R. thinks the Rasmussen poll interviews a heck of a lot of undocumented immigrants, which seems unlikely, since it usually leans Republican.

      We also heard from “tgtrotter,” who knows why we really have so many undocumented immigrants: It’s all the liberals out there who hire them! We had never really thought of the agribusinesss and construction industries and Trump Tower as a particularly liberal bunch, honestly. But then tgtrotter decided our post about people fleeing the USA for Canada was fake news, because Canada has kick-ass border enforcement, and maybe the real problem is everybody, or something:

      • I don’t understand the left. They claim to be loving caring people by ignoring immigration laws and giving jobs to ” poor honest down trodden” people . The problem is they pay the shot wage. They are only looking for cheap labor in the guise of ” I am a loving charitable person. In the meantime those who have immigrated legally, those who citizens can’t get a decent paying job. These lover of humanity crapped on their own class while crapping on another. All in the name of money. Cheap labor. Cheap employees. Cheap fast for. Cheap products.. Donald Trump has a heart. A heart for those who following both sees of the law. Quit hiring cheap labor to now your lawn, blow your leaves be a nanny and housekeeper, assemble your products..etc Support your neighbor. Don’t be cheap
      • What you got in Canada is a kick ass border enforcement and support and unity from Canadians. Canada is extremely hard and lengthy to come in legally nonetheless deliver a load into Canada. Here in California it is illegal to hire without an I-9. But phony ID is cheap and easy to come by. ( Go to MacArthur Park in downtown L.A. and it can be had for $20.00 USD). And there is little enforcement of illegal hiring. EXACTLY MY POINT! I retract the leftist remark. Everyone has been guilty. My daughters bosses landscape company. A neighbors import assembly plant my wife and kids worked at. And just last week at a job on the Westside the housekeeper telling my crew she is illegal and the homeowners are very nice. They pay her $300.00 a month !! And she is happier than shit.!! I’ve been working 39 years and can point to hundreds of encounters with exploited workers diminishing fair wages for all. . Myself and millions of American workers see the hate and ignorance anti Trumpsters possess but try to put the spin on as if they don’t. It’s gonna be ok
      • What you got in Canada is a kick ass border enforcement. Do not quote me your Trump article as fact.
        • Why are liberals so obsessed with the profit motive and exploiting people in their factories and agricultural operations? It truly is a mystery. But if you want proof, just go down to MacArthur Park in downtown L.A. and see Freedom melting in the rain, all the sweet red, white, and blue icing flowing down.

          “Marg Murr” had some classic all-caps thoughts on the proposal:

          GOOD!! ROUND THEM UP AND GET THEM OUT. I NEED A JOB. MAYBE NOW I CAN FINALLY FIND ONE. GET THEM OUT AND KEEP THEM OUT. AMERICAN CITIZENS SHOULD ALWAYS COME FIRST IN EVERYTHING!!! GET THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!

          And finally, some thoughts from “Monkey Sea,” who knows that Donald Trump is actually loved by everyone and has huge approval ratings, plus other things. It’s quite a lot of WHARRGARBL, and yes, this is all a single comment:

          Who says his approval ratings are in the toilet??????? You?

          You are just another butt hurt liberal who resorts to name calling. I am also willing to figure out any math problem that you have. I assure you I am quite good at math and I am “legal”. Sooooooooooo, what does that make you?

          FYI……….Trump won.

          Bwahahahahahahaha!

          Not a damn thing you can do about it.

          Love the way he says not living near the border. Even if this was “real news” who cares where they are living if they are illegal. eff them. and as for this author…………..what a nut job. The stories are not only fake but they are getting to be over the top hilarious. But I still keep my fingers crossed that he would use the military to remove the cockroaches from the U.S.

          “Monkey Sea” also has a heck of a colorful comment history, including this gem from a sports blog in reply to a story about an ESPN commentator who used the term “gorilla” while talking about Venus Williams:

          That’s because baboon genes supersede human genes. She looks and acts like an ape. Groans and grunts like an ape and calling people racist has no effect on anyone anymore. All you dumb blacks don’t realize that if you use a word that much when it shouldn’t be used it becomes useless and ineffective. Who cares if you call white people racist………..it’s all used up just like the race card.

          He seems nice. He doesn’t do “empathy” either — in reply to a story about human traffickers preying on Central American women trying to reach the U.S., “Sea Monkey” somehow decided that the sex traffickers — who aren’t in the U.S. — are precisely why we need to deport all the subhuman Latinos, especially their victims who’ve made it here:

          And liberals wonder why we don’t want these cockroaches in our country. This is a prime example of what they deem “normal”. They will never be evolved humans. They will always be sub humans looking to leech off of the American people. Deport every last one of them.

          We’d suggest that if anyone is noticeably lacking in human characteristics here, it’s “Monkey Sea,” but we probably shouldn’t say anything, because after all, TRUMP WON, Bwahahahahahahaha!

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  • Ryan Denniston

    “Most men I know can’t contain their lust for Kellyanne. Im included. Thank God my maid is now TERRIFIED of the police, lol – and thank God she’s so damned FLEXIBLE!! ;-)”

    Anyone else think this guy is living in his Mom’s basement and is really into MILFs?

  • Apple Scruff
    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      Thank you.

    • Mickey Donovan

      How ironical.

    • BloviateMe

      A perfectly cromulent point.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Hope the sheets were cleaned once Hussein Obama’s tribe left. God bless.

    I thought Bannon brought his own sheets, complete with eyeholes.

    • willi0000000

      do you think he brought enough for everybody?

      [ . . . or did (literally!) everyone else bring their own? ]

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Kellyanne is smart AND hot!

    Okay, so blind and stupid…

    • Jared James

      In the land of the stupid, Donald Trump is like a very smart person.

      • suziq

        Unfortunately, being like a smart person is not the same as being a smart person.

      • Mickey Donovan

        He may seem like a smart person to dummies but not at all to actual smart people.

      • TJ Barke

        An idiot’s idea of a smart man
        A weak man’s idea of a strong man
        A poor man’s idea of a rich man

  • bookish

    Don’t hold your breath.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/news/320229-poll-americans-want-democrats-to-work-with-trump

    The survey found that 73 percent of voters want to see Democrats work with the president, against only 27 percent who said Democrats should resist Trump’s every move.

    The findings are significant as Democratic leaders in Congress are under growing pressure by their liberal base to obstruct the president’s agenda. The poll shows the party is divided on how to deal with Trump: 52 percent of Democrats polled say they should cooperate with him on areas of agreement and 48 percent saying they shouldn’t.

    Those figures are nearly identical when the question is flipped – 68 percent of those polled say that Trump should be willing to compromise and find ways to work with Democrats in Congress. Thirty-two percent said Trump shouldn’t bend at all, even if it means finding ways to achieve his agenda without congressional approval.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Where the fuck is this poll I keep hearing about? And fuck that anyway. No one I know is going to work with a Russian asset.

  • Michael R
    • LucindathePook

      Prymaat libelz!

  • Ricky Gay

    Leon said it best:
    Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Do you write these questions?

      • Sardonicuss

        Do you know what a turtle is?

  • memzilla Ω

    I just did the math on the bill I sent to George Soros for my paid protesting. Turns out it works out to 97$ an hour for only a few hours a day, so I’m gonna be able to afford my new Land Rover Range Rover and take Lori to dinner at Le Cirque!

    • FlemmishSpy

      I am so flush with SorosBucks that I gave the Land Rover to my gardener.

      • magyar of infinite power

        Was your gardener an ill-eagle?

    • C4TWOMAN

      I keep forgetting to save receipts for things. Like all the lattes we bought to fuel the women’s protests. But even with money haemorrhaging, I’m rollin in dough!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      So that’s where Lori’s been. I missed her, she was so much fun.

    • suziq

      Hey-can you send me the address so I can bill George Soros for my protesting? Seem to have misplaced it and I could really use the money! I can only think of one other place that pays 97$ an hour.

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    We love our Constitution, although we ignore it when we don’t like what it says – except for the stuff about keeping and bearing arms, that must ALWAYS be heeded…We want to Make America Great Again – great for white people. You lost, get over it. Protesting is for losers – unless you are a Teathuglican of course, then it is showing your patriotism. Fear, hatred, xenophobia, religious mania and ignorance are our creed. We are the Trumpanzees, hear us rant. Bigly!

  • Ryan Denniston

    “GOOD!! ROUND THEM UP AND GET THEM OUT. I NEED A JOB. MAYBE NOW I CAN FINALLY FIND ONE. GET THEM OUT AND KEEP THEM OUT. AMERICAN CITIZENS SHOULD ALWAYS COME FIRST IN EVERYTHING!!! GET THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!”

    Trump Winery has positions…

    http://www.eater.com/2016/12/22/14059714/trump-winery-foreign-workers

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I still like the study from North Carolina that showed, even when the job market was shit, very few unemployed people looked for work as pickers for agribusiness, and even fewer stuck it out the whole growing season.

    • suziq

      Yeah, with unemployment around 40% or more (the REAL unemployment) it is hard to believe that Trump Wineries needs to hire furriners isn’t it?

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Maybe she’s looking forward to one of those great immigrant jobs like cleaning hotel rooms or being a migrant agricultural worker or washing dishes. I can’t imagine even other trumpers wanting her in their homes, to clean or watch their children.

  • HolidayinCambodia
    • IOnlyLikeCats

      My problem is they make multiple errors and are stupid in general, then attack other people for minor things where one of two things happen: the person replies it was on purpose and then explains or they tell them it doesn’t matter because the substance is more important. Somehow they can’t grasp style or thought.

  • C4TWOMAN

    I have a couple questions about Adolph’s comments:
    Stay quiet. Stay home. Stay out of our way. MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

    Does he mean trolling on the Internet is part of Making Russia America Great Again? How is this supposed to lead to greatness exactly?

    I will never have to accept niggerz&spics living in my country. My guy won.

    This implies he’s expecting a plan to get rid of these people? Be nice if these people got down to details and didn’t leave us filthy libtards wondering.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      It’s easier if you assume they’re literal Nazis.

    • suziq

      Yeah, I was really getting sick of the niggerz who all came here to take our jerbs! Their families have probably only been here for a few generations more than Adolph’s. Why are they even here?
      When I had a construction business and hired new employees we were required to get 2 forms of acceptable ID and file it with the state. I would guess in case they got fake $20 ID at McArthur Park the state would let us know, or I guess send in ICE to get them.
      I am tired of these people. But at least the last 8 years when they were the losers they stayed home and shut up so I guess we need to do the same.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I don’t understand the left. They claim to be loving caring people by ignoring immigration laws and giving jobs to ” poor honest down trodden” people . The problem is they pay the shot wage.

    I don’t understand the right. Cauze they kaint spel good.

    • o’look Skwerl!

      Youre beeing Meen.

      • willi0000000

        know, yore beeing mien!!!!!

  • Sardonicuss

    I know that round these parts, if you want to spot the hippie libtard commies, look for these things:
    Giant brand new trucks, Gun racks, Trump stickers.
    ……and also the one white guy they know who speaks Spanish to interpret their orders for the field hands.
    So much easier to pick out when they just had long hair and smoked weed all the time.

  • C4TWOMAN

    Re Kellyannes hotness, she’s not looking like all that on Twitter:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cec3fa9cb548df76f018a645820c3bb42e5c7af99bd8be19df048177cca68606.jpg

    • Bill D. Burger

      “The Oil of Old Age”

      • LucindathePook

        Shouldn’t that be OFAY?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • o’look Skwerl!

    “Marg Murr”
    Maybe there is a reason she is unemployed. Like filling out an application in ALL CAPS!

    • mancityRed6

      I would agree, but when I filled out forms in the UK where it said “please print”, my solicitor wife told me that meant all caps.
      Maybe it’s the extensive use of multiple exclamation points.

    • magyar of infinite power

      She would make an excellent draftsman

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      The best – absolute BEST – part of Marg Murr’s non-comment whining about how all the illegals are taking her jerbs was that her picture was of the flag of the Republic of Ireland.

  • DerrickWildcat
  • Ryan Denniston

    I can’t believe we’re making jokes at a time like this, only a couple of days removed from the terrible tragedy the people of Sweden are facing right now.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      A higher body count then Bolling Green. Today, we are all Swedes.

    • Count Awesome

      I’m confused. Did the guy that did Bowling Green emigrate to Sweden?

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Monsters. All of them.

  • bookish
  • Rock Drummer
  • Bitter Scribe

    From Neil Steinberg’s blog, Every Goddamn Day (which I urge all Wonketeers to go check out):

    Seldom do I hear anything from a Trump supporter this isn’t dripping with spite, with anger, with eyes-narrowed disdain. In that—and I’ve said this before—we shouldn’t focus on Trump. We should focus on the people who have placed their bets on him and who will follow him, no matter what he says or does, who will ignore his misses as hits and his idiocy as sense. Those people were here when Trump showed up, and they”ll be here when he’s gone. They viewed the eight years of Barack Obama as an unmitigated disaster, and they will view the eight years of Trump as the pinnacle of success. These are their glory days, whatever happens. They will not be denied the enjoyment of them, and if reality does not conform to their desires, they’ll imagine a new reality that does, Trump will tell them it is so, and they will believe him. Nothing can change that.

    • Bill D. Burger
      • magyar of infinite power

        Ba’al must be appeased

    • C4TWOMAN

      All good points. I find it instructive to ask them, point blank, usually civilly, what exactly do they expect to get out of Trump presidency? So far they’ve all clammed up. Someone should do a video interview thing, getting them on record saying what THEY think is going to happen, exactly how they’re lives will be improved. It would be instructive.

      I suspect they
      a) don’t understand how thinks work/get done
      b)assume it’s juts liberals yelling and then “stuff happens”
      c)they figure they’ll just yell and “stuff will happen”.

      But they still don’t seem to know what EXACTLY should happen to make their lives better.

      • Saxo the Grammarian

        Also too, note that they seem angry, and why is that.

        • C4TWOMAN

          That’s the other question they ignore or won’t answer! “You seem to be awfully upset for someone who’s won…why is that?”
          Usually, thundering silence.

        • PubOption

          ‘ I don’t know what I want but I know how to get it” – Anarchy in the UK, the Sex Pistols.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Trump isn’t a Hitler. That would require having a plan and ambition. But his followers sure sound like Nazis.

      • TJ Barke

        Donnie isn’t a nazi, he’s just really appealing to people that self identify as nazis…

    • PubOption

      ‘Eyes-narrowed disdain’, is he writing about Melania?

      • magyar of infinite power

        Botox=disdain now?

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    But the Canadian border is widely unprotected. It just exists, as like, a guideline.

    • o’look Skwerl!

      Shhh don’t tell them.

      • Saxo the Grammarian

        When I was a kid, I thought there really were lines at national borders.

    • Stulexington

      Well I mean we wouldn’t want to make a fuss or anything.

    • John Gold

      its protected by snow; deadly snow

      • TJ Barke

        Needz moar Jon Snow.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          We’re already ass-deep in Know-Nothings.

      • DainBramage

        I thought it had a 700 foot high wall of ice. Wrong?

  • Count Awesome

    Mexicans aren’t evolved? I thought these idiots didn’t believe in evolution.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      They certainly haven’t been educated in how it works and in the whole area of genetics in general.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Or, indeed, educated at all.

    • Picabo

      You have critical thinking skills. They don’t. They easily mash concepts together and this is the result.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        I have trouble understanding why they think some minor phenotype like melanin production is a major genetic determinant and ignore literally every single other genetic aspect including genotypes and the fact that despite a range of variability, there really isn’t a lot of difference in humans generally.

        • UnsaltedSinner

          These people think melanin is the new First Lady.

    • TJ Barke

      Some of the red piller alt right nutbars believe in old nazi eugenics style “evolution”.

    • folderol

      My god! How is logic in any way involved here? Let me explain derpitude to you:

      1) have a feeling, such as anger and resentment
      2) have someone tell you why you have that feeling, and how its someone else’s fault
      3) believe in everything they say that reinforces your victimhood
      4) feel better now that you know you are superior
      5) put people in power that promise to do things that validate your superiority
      6) ???
      7) Country destroyed!

  • Thaumaturgist

    I feel that KellyAnne Conway’s appearance amounts to “trade dress,” designed to appeal to the Trumpenproletariat.

    • Biff52

      They are the same people who drooled over $arah and One-L-Michele.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Canada is extremely hard and lengthy. Do tell.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      If that floats his boat, who are we to judge?

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Someone’s got a crush on dreamboat Trudeau?

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Strange how many baboon genes these tennis players have.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_AFLwudTnc

  • Ryan Denniston

    Canada does not have a border wall with the US (yet), so if there border control is so good, does that not show that a border wall is probably stupid compared with, say, more resources at airports?

  • Warned_and_Persistent

    KAC is so hot Dalmatian puppy adoptions are at a feverish level.

  • bookish

    https://apple.news/AiiQNhJzFQh2cmjvuQCCQ3w

    Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly has signed sweeping new guidelines that empower federal authorities to more aggressively detain and deport illegal immigrants inside the United States and at the border.

    In a pair of memos, Kelly offered more detail on plans for the agency to hire thousands of additional enforcement agents, expand the pool of immigrants who are prioritized for removal, speed up deportation hearings and enlist local law enforcement to help make arrests

    • The Librarian

      California has already stated that local law enforcement will not be aiding the Gestapo in round-ups.

      • Bill D. Burger

        Even Red (turning bluer by the day) Texass’ will provide very little cooperation along it’s southern boundaries.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      ICE is the Geheimne Staatspolizei of the Trump tyranny.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      When trump sez he has a heart, don’t assume any of his cabinet does.

  • Ryan Denniston

    I don’t remember seeing KaC since early in the week on MoBlow. Has she been yanked off the air?

    • C4TWOMAN

      I heard some outlets won’t have her on…

      • folderol

        Fake New is suppressing real Alternate Facts. It’s a scandal! This is why I only read World Net Daily now.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        CNN blacklisted her. However, the fact that Morning Joe has been railing against her lies & has also refused to give her a platform (Joe more or less called her a “media whore”)? That’s what’s really bonkers. More & more of his supporters/friends are turning against him. Trump’s list of “FAKE NEWS” outlets is gonna be yuge by the end of next month.

  • The Librarian

    To all the idiots demanding that libs leave the US: We didn’t demand that you leave when Prez Obama was elected twice and you expressed your outrage in overt racism. Maybe rethink your policy? That requires brain cells which seem to be sorely lacking.

    • doktorzoom

      Well, we did mock Rush Limbaugh for failing to follow through on his promise to move to Costa Rica when Obamacare passed.

      • ariel_gee_398

        But that’s just because if you have a shot at getting Rush Limbaugh out of the country for good, by god you take it.

        • UnsaltedSinner

          Will no one think of the young boys of Costa Rica?

          • ariel_gee_398

            I assume thinking of the young boys of Costa Rica is why Rush made the offer in the first place.

      • Ryan Denniston

        I’m sorry, Rush had it coming. He’s such an easy target.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56IsadDGWXU

        • Villago Delenda Est

          There’s so much target there to target!

      • The Librarian

        Lol, true, but that was his big mouth making that offer to begin with. Also, too, Ted Nugent didn’t die or go to jail, sadly.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Mocking someone is as bad as opening up with a glock on them.

      • mancityRed6

        Don’t forget Chuck Norris’ “1000 years of darkness” and Nugent’s claim of being dead or in jail after ’12.

        • magyar of infinite power

          Maybe he meant “in jail or WITH a 12 yo”

      • arglebargle

        Edit: I’m a idiot. No need to repeat comments.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Also too, we didn’t demand you leave or EVEN go back to your mothers’ basements when Hillary won 3 million more votes!

  • Thaumaturgist

    Maybe the “police [can’t] start shooting these disruptive protesters with rubber bullets, whack them on the head with nightsticks and spray tear gas into their mouths.” But 306 can “get things done” by rounding up and deporting people and GET THEM OUT OF [THEIR] COUNTRY. Gives the Trumpenproletariat at least some leve of satisfaction.

  • ShriekinViolet

    Is that cake that someone left out in the rain at MacArthur Park next to the $20 fake IDs one of the cakes we like?

    • PubOption

      I hope not. We’ll never have that recipe again.

  • folderol

    In 2008, we conservatives lost the election, so…

    When it was shown Obama was born in Kenya, I stayed silent
    When radical islam tried to introduce sharia law in this country, I said naught
    When capitalism was overthrown by socialism, I just shook my head
    When Hillary shared all her top secret emails with Russia, I just moved on
    When Christians were relentlessly persecuted, I wept in silence
    When chemtrails crisscrossed the skies, I stood in quiet disbelief

    After all, we had lost. Now that we’ve won an election you liberals can’t shut up! What is wrong with you?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Poe’s Law in action? What say you, fellow Wonkers?

    • HazooToo

      Is this Poe?

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        They just attributed 9/11 as an inside job of Obama’s so can I assume yes?

        • folderol

          Oh, I deleted that line. I wouldn’t want to go over-the-top and destroy my credibility.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Look, you can’t leave out the two Defenestrations of Prague. It’s just not done!

          • mancityRed6

            Don’t forget Bowling Green. Worst terrorist attack on American soil since the war of 1812 happened on Obama’s watch.

          • folderol

            Then I would have to mention Sweden as well, which was surely Obama’s handiwork.

        • HazooToo

          Idk, some of those people have weirdly flexible memories.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          Hurricane Katrina also too.

          • mancityRed6

            Obama did nothing to help those Duck Dynasty people after Katrina. Nothing.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            BASTID.

      • PubOption

        Nevermore.

  • Rick Hill

    Geez, igrant fcks never get less igrant, do they? Also, this. Some lady twitted this, she does the voice for some sparkle pony or something
    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/appLWXE_460s.jpg

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      …I’ll be in my bunk.

    • TJ Barke

      The internet is a weird place.

  • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn
    • sorbs

      Styrofoam cakes don’t melt, man….

      • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

        That depends on how much acetone you have available.

        • sorbs

          or fire….

  • chascates

    You can lead a horse’s ass to water but you can’t make him think.

  • Chyron HR

    “Hope the sheets were cleaned once Hussein Obama’s tribe left.”

    Well, yeah, you gotta get your sheets sparkling white if you’re going to wear them to the inauguration.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot
  • Ghenghis McCann

    Canada is extremely hard and lengthy to come in legally nonetheless deliver a load into Canada.

    “Hard and lengthy”, “come”, “deliver a load into”? tgtrotter, you really shouldn’t comment straight after watching your porn collection.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Or immediately after visiting 4chan.

    • magyar of infinite power

      Is “deliver a load into” A Thing in het porn?

      • eggsacklywright

        It’s those bu-kakes we like.

        • magyar of infinite power

          But that’s on, not in. Or so I’ve been told.

  • stankbait

    The Presidency rapidly ages a person.
    In the case of Kellyanne Cadaver it ages one
    at 3X the rate having a job to lie for the POTUS

  • ServantToTheStars

    Yeah, Kellyanne is so hawt as in “the Devil needs oven mitts”.

    • retiredeng

      My first thought was: This guy is into necromancy.

  • bookish

    There is no better encapsulation of the intellectual rot in the GOP than their shambolic leader. President Trump gave a frankly jaw-dropping press conference Thursday, ostensibly about his selection of Alex Acosta to be secretary of labor, after the implosion of his nomination of Andrew Puzder for that post. But instead Trump ranted about his Electoral College victory (saying that it was biggest margin since Reagan, when in fact it did not even match Obama’s margin in 2012), being treated unfairly by the media, how leakers are undermining him politically, and on and on.

    It sounded exactly like a reality TV star who is in miles over his head, because that’s what it was.

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      And speaking of intellectual rot, Limbaugh gave Trumpy’s performance two thumbs-up.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again….this is what happens when you elect a game show host as leader of the country. Personally, I think Wink Martindale would’ve been a better choice ;)

  • FZsdaughter

    My only hope is that Canada remains a kick ass border enforcement. #Montrealer

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Drumpfenprole morans are Drumpfenprole morans.

    Film at 11.

  • mancityRed6

    So, are these 12 year olds who haven’t gotten enough English classes in, foreigners who decided a week or two of ESL was enough to get them a job doing this, or does the valve in their brain only have an on/off position and their thoughts (with a very serious lack of reason) just come spilling out faster than they can type?

  • TJ Barke
  • memzilla Ω

    To any DC-area Wonkers: there’s a solidarity vigil this afternoon at the Swedish Embassy, organized by the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

    • Up In Smoke O’hontas

      I’ve got my hands full sending all the thoughts and prayers…

      • Ryan Denniston

        So it was a gun massacre then?

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          Yes. Sadly, there’s still no word as to whether any of the guns survived.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Anyone in NJ see cheering crowds dancing in the streets?

    • mancityRed6

      I alternated between Abba and Nihilist at peak volume all night long to show solidarity.
      My neighbors were pissed.

    • BoziSpicer

      Will they be serving meatballs?

      • mancityRed6

        Ikea meatballs, only the best.

      • Doug Langley

        No need, we just made one President.

    • suziq

      I can’t believe the lamestream media is still covering up what happened Friday night in Sweden! Even the official Swedish sources are in on the coverup and won’t say what REALLY happened! Thank god for the Bowling Green Massacre survivors for bringing this to our attention.

    • gullywompr

      Still no word from the White House on the Quebec attack, though.

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Wow! So many shit-fer-brains this week. They’re really coming outta the woodwork, huh? I find 2 things concerning: #1 – as “Adolph” mentioned, these people honestly think because their guy won, they can be as racist as they wanna be. This would explain the uptick in hate crimes over the last year. Whether they like it or not, America is (hopefully will continue to be) a melting pot of skin tones. #2 – why is it so hard for them to believe that the Russia thing is real? These chowder heads will believe EVERY fucking conspiracy out there (Pizzagate, Clinton hit list, false flag operations, etc), but not the 17 intelligence agencies who’ve come forward to state unequivocally that Russia meddled in our election. Then they say us “libs” are the ones who are “brainwashed”? No wonder Trump loves the poorly educated, they truly will believe anything apparently…

    • mancityRed6

      that was one thing I noticed after the election. comment sections weren’t “bad” bad, but afterwards they just seemed to fill up with the empty accusations of cuck

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        Funny how they throw that term around…being as racist as they are. When you look at who watches what kind of porn, interracial is unusually popular in the “red” and/or Southern states. See handy dandy map below: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2f8d98c6fbf3c6253c2a93af3e6792f04d0f6d1352c5ff33a84069a3abadae87.jpg

        • Shanzgood

          Wow. I didn’t know there were so many porn-watching lesbians around the country.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            What makes you sit back and scratch your head is that they’re watching male gay pr0n.

        • mancityRed6

          I don’t know what scares me worse, all the “step” stuff, or the four states that prefer cartoons.

          • The Wanderer

            I’ve seen enough hentai . . .

  • Count Awesome

    In regards to the guy who says all his friends lust after KAC: “It was a cold February morning but the derp was throbbing…”

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      What’s really funny is go back & look at her younger photos…you’ll see how she turns into the Scarecrow Cryptkeeper as she sells her soul.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      “Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me…

      and it didn’t.”

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    There’s enough material in these deleted comments for a conference on projection.

    • retiredeng

      And an intervention regarding mangling of English.

  • nightmoth

    Trump LOST by 3 million votes and he is not my president. Understand, crackers? Also, America never quit being great until NOW.

    • folderol

      I think we got tired of being merely great and went double or nothing.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Well. How soon they forget. America was Great when the Supreme Court threw the election in 2000 and we got W? How bout St. Ronnie?

      • nightmoth

        Bad then, but worse now. Unbelievably bad now. Impeachment should have-happened-yesterday bad now. At least W. and Ronnie were seen as folksy amiable candidates, “the guy you’d like to have a beer with” so their voters could be somewhat forgiven. Every single Trump voter I know is a hateful, gun-fondling bigot. I’m sure some are not, but I have yet to meet them.

        • Thaumaturgist

          The one I always wanted to have a beer with is LBJ.

          • nightmoth

            Now that would have been fascinating!

  • gullywompr
    • mancityRed6

      And they already have a marketing pitch for tRump.

    • folderol

      Okay, that’s done. Now what are we to do with all the leftover pieces?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Great, but how do we secure it to the wall?

    • The Librarian

      Gee, I have enough pieces from spawns rooms to make my own border wall to keep my dick neighbor at bay.

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      Pårtîkël Börd.

      • shaar dula

        +1 for commitment.

        • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

          þânkß!

    • shaar dula

      this bordr val is all particle board man. did they discontinue the shlong line?

    • Scrofula

      I hope that’s safety-razor-wire. Hate to pull that out of the box.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Even as he enlarges ‘the swamp’ with the people who own it, and as he takes away their healthcare and educational opportunities for their children (“We love the poorly educated.”) the howler Trumpanzees will follow blindly.

    “People who believe are not persuaded by facts and truth. They believe because they have a deep seated need to believe.” ___ Carl Sagan

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e910dbc76ff3406bcaa52647dcf35801cc2169b6fe4b889a0b82827f25d0c6e2.jpg

  • bookish
  • DainBramage

    They pay her $300.00 a month !! And she is happier than shit.!!

    Shit is not happy. It just came out of an asshole!

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Should I now my lawn, or later?

    • Biff52

      Yes.

    • suziq

      Now, obviously.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    “Canada is extremely hard and lengthy…”

    “… come in legally and deliver a load…”

    Uh, what is he using for research material here?

    • The Librarian

      Porn?

    • Stulexington

      My guess is the internet, which is for porn.

    • retiredeng

      A dick measurement device.

  • Warned_and_Persistent

    Do Pinkham’s recipe threads ever elicit deleted comments? The recipes are rife with non-American furrin spices.

    • Ryan Denniston

      I guarantee you that if any of his recipes demand ketchup, deleted comments will appear.

      • Shanzgood

        I think we might get a few if there’s ever another chili recipe.

    • Doug Langley

      I swear on all that’s holy, last night I was watching an Incredible Hulk rerun, and one character was explaining his linguine recipe. His secret weapon was – AND HE SHOWED IT – was canned clams!!!

      • suziq

        Uh oh!

      • ohpaleasegivemeabreak

        I was watching a rerun of Wings the other night and the heavy set guy who had the other airline bragged that he had purchased the recipe for the clam chowder that always won a contest.

        Turned out that the lady who had won over and over had been buying canned chowder.

      • The Wanderer

        That MONSTER!

        • Doug Langley

          He said the secret was they were packed in oil,not water.

    • eggsacklywright

      ♫ When a laddie meets a lassie,
      Cumin through the rye…♫

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Only when she mentions canned clams.

  • Stskotty

    After these comments stop being amusing they start being not only disgusting, but terrifying. The last year and a half has given these people who compare blacks to apes and Latinos as sub human a platform to be proud and vocal about what was once something they may have kept at their kitchen tables.

    • TJ Barke

      The finest America has to offer making America grate again.

      • suziq

        I know it is grating on my nerves!

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      You can’t expect the Master Race to take over the country without a hiccup or two along the way.

    • HazooToo

      They just made me fucking angry, this morning.

  • eggsacklywright

    Irregardless? Enough said.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means, because what it means is that he is stoopit.

    • retiredeng

      Unfortunately, that word and many other inventions could actually make it into an official dictionary. Probably along with “your”, “ur” = “you’re” and the like. A sad commentary on our education system.

      • wavicles

        are edewcation sistum

  • nightmoth

    Sillyanne is not even as hot as the last place loser in a drag queen beauty contest.

    • The Wanderer

      I have to agree. I have a personal standard of what constitutes attractive – and Kellyanne, sadly, doesn’t measure up.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      She looks like a porn actress who should have retired 20 years ago.

    • azeyote

      the ones who don’t shave off their beard stubble are the best

  • Chadwells
  • Thaumaturgist

    FWIW. In my experience, it’s easier for a Merkin to get into Canada than it is for a Merkin to get back into the US. OTOH, a Canadian applying for readmission into Canada is a suspected smuggler, who is trying to get purchases made in the US into Canada without paying the FST/HST (which is a tax Canadians pay on sales, whether they buy in Canada or not.).

    Also too, Canadian cops truly are kick-ass. Do not make the mistake of letting the velvet glove fool you.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Being polite, friendly and welcoming is the one tactic the US Border Patrol will never think to try.

  • Shanzgood

    Not just derp but RAPEY derp. Holy shit.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      Let those among us who have never had racially motivated rape fantasies throw the first stones. I have some nice baseball sized quartz for $1.99 each. Limit 1 per customer.

  • Msgr_MΩment
  • alwayspunkindrublic

    “Hippobottom”? “Anti-American rhinos”? What’s behind this sudden wingnut obsession with large African ungulates?

    • THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE ADS DEPT.

      Ixnay on the inorhay alktay!

      Next thing you know Real Americans will be clamoring for rhino horn powder to make their little dickies work good.

      Of course they’ll order it CHEAP! online from a pop up ad on Breitbart and wind up with powdered dried dog shit so never mind.

      • mancityRed6

        It’s a good thing I have morals or else I’d steal that idea and run with it.
        As it is, I’ll just have to give you half the profits.

        • Much appreciated!

          Maybe in a year or so we can sell the business to TRUMPCO POOPER SCOOPERS AND PENIS ENHANCEMENT INC. for a million bucks.

          • mancityRed6

            I already have a lead on supply, now I just need a place other than my apartment to dry it out.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Not a joke – I’m seeing spam targeted specifically at Trumpanzees. When gullible dumbfucks are your target demographic, I guess you do the obvious.

    • Count Awesome

      They’d better be careful. The Trump boys may want to go on safari looking for them.

    • magyar of infinite power

      Bestiality is really, really popular in red states

  • Oblios_Cap

    Irregardless isn’t a word.

    • eggsacklywright

      We should get orientated, then get preventative.

    • mancityRed6

      you vastly misunderestimate them.

    • Greyhame

      Is our pretend Vietnam vets learning?

    • Ωbjectifier

      Seems perfectly crommulent to me.

    • Nockular cavity

      It makes me downright inflammable!

  • Shoto

    “Maybe it’s just us, but our Dear ShitFerBrainers seemed a lot less intelligible this week.”

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

    — Zombie Breitbart

  • Chadwells
  • Oblios_Cap

    “Marg Murr” had some classic all-caps thoughts on the proposal”

    Enjoy your new career picking fruit!

  • Sandy Beaches

    How much does anyone want to bet that Sea Monkey considers himself to be, “pro life?”

  • Just repeating a cheery, inspiring message from Miss Nina Simone this beautiful Sunday morn:

    We’re all gonna die and die like flies!

  • bookish

    Link to a new study documenting the effects of voter ID laws.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/02/how-voter-id-laws-discriminate-study/517218/?google_editors_picks=true

    The catch-22 of course is that the laws have to be passed and solidly in place first to have robust longitudinal data on their effects, which in this case would mean potentially discriminatory effects would have already impacted elections. A new study from researchers Zoltan Hajnal, Nazita Lajevardi, and Lindsay Nielson at the University of California San Diego is one of the first to analyze certified votes across all states after the implementation of voter laws in multiple elections, and it found just that kind of racially discriminatory impact.

    Specifically, they found “that strict photo identification laws have a differentially negative impact on the turnout of Hispanics, Blacks, and mixed-race Americans in primaries and general elections.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      As intended.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      You say that like it is a bug, and not a feature. Amerika ist unmöglich.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/02/revenge-shopping-with-trumpkins

    Bible Lady and her husband and her nine kids will no longer be shopping at Nordstrom!! Take that, Nordstrom!

    • Ryan Denniston

      Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        Don’t you have a newfound sympathy for the down and out working class Nordstrom shoppers?

        • mancityRed6

          only if they forgo those Hamilton tickets as well

          • I walked about 40 feet into the Nordstrom at the Eaton centre in Toronto last year. I immediately turned around when i realized i couldn’t afford the tile on the floor. However, i am more than willing to sell an organ or two for Hamilton tickets

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Newfound sympathy for the down and out working class Nordstrom employees, maybe. Nice to know that their lives just got better.

    • suziq

      Does she even know where a Nordstrom is? Or what a Nordstrom is?

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        She is apparently at the Nordstrom in her video. Which is totally worth watching.

        • Shoto

          Bible Lady proves that she’s a legend in her own mind.

        • suziq

          OMG, I thought it was just an article-that video was hilarious! They are all going to shop at Dillard’s now, anyway, and it is totally the same as Nordstrom. And besides the nine kids she has 8 grandchildren? I suspect she is not quite telling the truth. I believe she had a credit card and account she was closing but the rest is a bit hard to believe.
          Also too, crazy ladies, Nordstrom did not announce they were stopping with the Ivanka shit because of politics. They very quietly took them off their website because they were not selling. Because they are a business in business to make money by selling things that sell. I bet if you go to a Nordstrom Rack location you can find some leftover Ivanka items for a bargain price. Or I did see that lovely sweater at Marshall’s for $1.00. Cheaper than a used sweater at the Goodwill! So are you going to boycott Marshall’s too? Don’t think they will care either!
          Guess this really bugged me, what a long post about nothing but PS, I needed some tops so I ordered 5 at nordstrom.com just because.

    • georgiaburning

      Nine kids? Then they only came in to use the restroom.

    • Edith Prickly

      I’m sure Nordstrom is having a huge sad that her brood will be taking their bad hairdos, tacky clothes and Princess Snowflake ‘tudes elsewhere.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Nordstrom: “Oh, ouch.”

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
    • The Wanderer

      They’ll just think you made it up.

    • suziq

      They don’t care. Remember him saying Hillary would make a great president? As long as it was in the past, even if it was 5 minutes ago, it no longer matters.

    • eggsacklywright

      This should be everywhere, all the time.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      I thought that one was debunked.

      Of course, if, as Trumpers insist, we can’t trust fact-checking sites, then we’re all free to believe that he really did say that, right?

    • Nockular cavity

      FAKE NEWS!

      No, really, it is.

      • suziq

        But he did say something like that once didn’t he? Back about the era when that picture was taken?

      • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

        That does seem to be the way things are happening, though.

    • Fun with Cthulhu

      Not true – fake meme, according to Snopes.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Our fake news is as good as their fake news!
      Maybe better, since it’s entirely believable.

  • The Wanderer

    And after The War, you’ll hear all of these people say, “We never voted for Trump! We never supported him! We were all Good Americans!”

    • Count Awesome

      What will they say when they are the ones in the FEMA camps?

      • The Wanderer

        Zey vill zay zat zey vere in Austria durink ze Var!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The “Good Germans” were the ones who kept quiet about those July snowfalls.

    • shastakoala

      All the pictures were photoshopped.

  • memzilla Ω
    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      My god!

    • mancityRed6

      that’s it. I’m never shopping at Iceland again.
      *wipes tear*
      I miss it already.

    • With the fresh aroma of ammonia and fish!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Fish-farm fresh?

    • Talk about carrying a grudge… just because their ancestors got pushed out a millennium ago!

    • Nockular cavity

      Those mønsters!

    • Greyhame

      It’s made of people!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        It’s made of incredibly sexy blond/blonde monsters!

    • Doug Langley

      Soylent Green is REAL!!!!

      • Surprised it took so long really

        • Nockular cavity

          I had some good recipes…
          -Jeffrey Dahmer

          • BloviateMe

            Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his porch? He liked to greet visitors with a hand-shake.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      It was the Blue Swede Massacre! Now with more Raccoon.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ0ATrVYRtk

      • The Wanderer

        Ooga chaka!

    • Kiri the Resistant Unicorn

      It’s good with a little honey.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yKtgC2ydUA

  • bookish

    http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/02/27/holding-trump-accountable?mbid=gnep&intcid=gnep&google_editors_picks=true

    It won’t get better. The notion that, at some point, Trump would start behaving “Presidential” was always a fantasy that has the truth backward: the pressure of the Presidency is making him worse. He’s insulated by sycophants and by family members, and he can still ride a long way on his popular following. Though the surge of civic opposition, the independence of the courts, and the reinvigoration of the press are heartening, the only real leverage over Trump lies in the hands of Republicans. But Section 4 won’t be invoked. Vice-President Mike Pence is not going to face the truth in the private back room of a Washington restaurant with Secretaries Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson, and Wilbur Ross, or in the offices of Speaker of the House Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. Republican leaders have opted instead for unconstrained power.

    • Count Awesome

      Sounds like the same process some Hollywood actors go through when they start choosing terrible roles.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Bang up job Doc. Wow. The composition skills keep getting worse.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Dok really does yeoman’s work sorting through this dreck to find the dreckiest of the dreck.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Like I said, you’re stupid. And now you’re proving it. LoL. Go get your G.E.D.

    “Why in my day we never capitalized minor words like ‘of’ or ‘and’ unless they were in the first position. And we always used periods in our initialisms like G.E.D. It was always ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,’ never ‘Agents of SHIELD!’ Not even when they used their S.C.U.B.A., L.A.S.E.R.s, or Ra.D.a.R. Harumph. And so forth!”

    • Ryan Denniston

      Well, in this case, it’s probably because it’s the first word in a sentence, though you really should not start a sentence with and either.

      • eggsacklywright

        Prof. Irwin Corey once started a speech with “However…”

      • shastakoala

        Or “Get S.M.A.R.T.”

        • The Wanderer

          I was going to say M*A*S*H*, but those are asterisks, not periods.

    • eggsacklywright

      Using periods in acronyms is so…fussy and clumsy. I can’t believe some reputable publications call NATO Nato. Yeah, I’m a grammar curmudgeon.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Your being to picky! Just relax and loose that concern about whats good grammar and punctuation and things, their not listening anyway.

      • Teecha

        My phone wants to autocorrect UK to U.K. I hate it!

      • BloviateMe

        It’s a feminazi thing, if they have to suffer periods, they want EVERYONE to suffer periods.

  • Amelia

    It’s amazing how both sides accuse each other of being uneducated racists who hate America and the Constitution but only one side backs it up with, like, facts and research and a basic knowledge of history.

    • Ryan Denniston
    • My favorite one was the idiot who was ranting about “anchor babies,” and when I pointed out things like the 14’th Amendment and a lot of Supreme Court precedents, said that I should read the Federalist Papers to see what the founding fathers had thought of the 14’th. Little things like the 14’th being passed 80 years after the Federalist Papers were written, and that there was nothing in them about a 14’th Amendment were beside the point.

      • Amelia

        Clearly, the FF were time travelers and, as one does, used their considerable powers to check in on future politics and then bitch about it 80 years before it happened.

        History, how does it work?

  • bookish
  • janecita

    Kellyanne is sexy AF, you are all jealous of her looks, and money, and beautiful jaw line! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af7d7bb3c25ea52a1052ff3f973e1943fe9b9d52c7a2f0e1831828da9a28a8a0.jpg

    • The Wanderer

      That’s a goddam Hapsburg Chin if ever I’ve seen one. Can she chew her food?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Hapsburg libelz!

      • Is she inbred enough?

      • shaar dula

        learnt something. thanks.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prognathism
        Among the Habsburgs, the most prominent case of mandibular prognathism is that of Charles II of Spain, who had prognathism so pronounced he could neither speak clearly nor chew as a result of generations of politically motivated inbreeding.

        • The Wanderer

          Yep, that was what I was referencing. And you’re very welcome.

          • God Lord some of those European royal familes are all kinds of fucked up

          • The Wanderer

            At least the Windsors marry outside the family tree at times.

          • Just enough so we can laugh at Charles’ ears

          • Villago Delenda Est

            The Saxe-Coburg-Gothas, you mean.

          • shastakoala

            Once removed, something, something.

          • janecita

            Not some, ALL! They are all related to each other.

        • mailman27

          Marie Antoinette was a Habsburg, looked nothing like Kirsten Dunst. She had some superfluous face going on.

      • janecita

        Stephen Miller chews it for her.

        • The Wanderer

          I believe that.

      • wavicles

        Naw, it’s pills in the morning washed down with Brawndo. Pills at night washed down with Trump Vodka.

    • BloviateMe
      • The Wanderer

        (giggles)

      • janecita

        Fuck, that is scary!!!

      • subatomic

        I just pictured her tongue extending with the face of Donald on the end. Crap, just scared myself senseless.

    • Rick Hill

      Did she get this gig after she lost out the audition for the Joker?

    • Ryan Denniston

      Be nice. I’m sure the conditions at the FEMA camp in Bowling Green were awful under Obama.

      • janecita

        That’s true, I forgot about her plight, my bad:-(

    • BloviateMe

      I have to admit, the dark side of me would love to see her take on a corn on the cob. I bet it would be magical.

      • eggsacklywright

        Or a corn dog?

        • BloviateMe

          That would ruin knob-slobbing in general, me-thinks.

    • weejee
    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Sexxxxy! Like Ann Coulter!
      There’s something about blonde skeletors that appeals to neo-Nazis.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    I thought only Republicans could be “rhinos”. And the rest seem to be “whinos”.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They need some cheeze and crackers (hah! I made a funny) to go with that whine.

      • eggsacklywright

        Plenty of crackers to go around already.

  • Rick Hill

    Why do these people find it so difficult when the answers are so easy?
    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVqDD1w_460s.jpg

    • TJ Barke

      Those people don’t want anarchy, they want corporate/theocratic feudalism.

      • Again, why not try Solmalia?

        • janecita

          Too many dark skinned people?

      • shivaskeeper

        Somalia isn’t anarchy. Somalia is big “L” libertarianism taking to it’s logical conclusion. Somalia is what libertarians want, even if they don’t realize it.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Nah – they want to LIVE WITH all the services and conveniences of a civil society – they just like to bitch about having to PAY FOR IT. In their perfect world, other people pay for it all.

          • shivaskeeper

            The few little “L” libertarians I know have that attitude. The big “L”s really don’t want the services either. They want this country to be Somalia.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Well, only the ones who think they’re alpha enough to afford the services on their own – it’s part of the fantasy.

          • shivaskeeper

            Yup. They will end up on the top of the heap. It’s a matter of faith for them.

          • BeachBum

            A panacea utopia for what they don’t like.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Bingo.

      • BeachBum

        Any kind of feudalism as long as they are in charge. Slavery is ok too.

    • Nockular cavity
  • Warned_and_Persistent

    Better to keep away from your keyboard and appear stupid than to type something and remove all doubt.
    – post-digital Twain

  • I usually end up rolling my eyes at all the conservative idiots who either claim to be veterans or talk about how liberals are never veterans. That’s because a there are lot of liberals who are veterans, and the politicians the commenter is wanking over was either a draft dodger, or never served.

    • Or, you are forgetting the obvious here, bat-crap crazy

    • Warned_and_Persistent

      And how the Swiftboaters claimed John Kerry’s service was faked

      • shivaskeeper

        Not his service. Just his awards for bravery.

        • Warned_and_Persistent

          Right. All while Dubya was trying to find a parking spot at the TX Air Natl Guard post.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            On the days he bothered to show up at all.

      • Because after all, flying obsolete fighter jets in the National Guard was so much more qualifying!

        There’s a birther that used to invest some of the anti-birther blogs, until I decided to slap him down. He was using his supposed veteran status as a shield, and of course, “he took an oath.” My response was that I had zero respect for that claim and why he was a idiot. When he tried to pull the “liberals never serve” deal, I slapped him down with three things: I’m a veteran; I was in longer than him; and I guarantee I outranked him when I was in. He disappeared whenever I showed up after that. }:-)

        • shivaskeeper

          The old appeal to authority fallacy. It’s so much of a classic people tend to forget it’s a fallacy at all.

          I see the same shit with the current groups of vets sometimes. I know for a fact you served 4 years, deployed once, and never left the FOB. Stop trying to use your vet status to make yourself out to be an expert on Muslims and the Middle East, because I will call you out on it in public.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Al Gore actually served in Vietnam. As an enlisted man, mind you.

      The deserting coward and the Dark Lord, not so much.

    • SmotPoker

      Hell, a lot of times it what we have seen, and done while in the service that made us into liberals.

      • shivaskeeper

        Damn right.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    People only protest against Trump because they’re paid to, …He’s really disappointed at how brainwashed everyone else on the internet is.

    He thinks he’s disappointed, but George Soros just realized he could have recruited all those brainwashed folks to protest instead of paying all those other folks. D’Oh!

  • TJ Barke

    Critical thinking, how the fuck does it work?

    • The Wanderer

      How does it work for these people? Not well, would be my guess.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Words go in, words come out.
      No one can explain that!

    • Warned_and_Persistent

      being critical of thinking?

      • weejee

        More the case it seems.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      This is something that has damaged my desk for years.

    • JohnBull

      Reading something that doesn’t include “liberal” and “tyranny” in a 12-word title..

  • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

    Irregardless, a most cromulent word I associate with the orignal Bloom County.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      I associate it with stupid people who don’t know words trying to sound smart.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        So much comedy from the right, so little time. So irregardless if my Englishing, I will find the meaning in this cromulence even if it takes me all the days in the world, for I am estupid and want to reprove myself.

    • JohnBull

      Irregardless of what you think, embiggen is also a word. Bigly, too, also.

      • Biff52

        Amazing if you think about it, that “embiggen” and “cromulent” entered the lexicon on the same night, 21 years and a day ago.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • gene108

      Just 80 lies? That seems low.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        Well, he repeats some of them, so “unique” lies worthy of mention.

        I am sure he lies about minor inconsequential things, too, that don’t make the news.

        • Amelia

          If they counted repeats and inconsequential ones, it would be the longest article ever written and the ones who compiled it would probably be on a mental health vacation for the next month.

        • The safest bet as to whether he’s lying is to assume that he started talking.

      • At the crossroads, stay strong

        I didn’t see anything about hand or genitalia size or pussburgling, so, yes, it does seem low.

    • janecita

      FAKE NEWS!!! That man never, ever lies!!

    • Ryan Denniston
      • Warned_and_Persistent

        Thanks. Christine is always Perfect if not a McVie.

    • Warned_and_Persistent
    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      J35T3R is helping my sanity.

  • gene108

    Is anyone else seeing TV ads in favor of the Gorsuck nomination?

    I’ve never seen ads for Supreme Court nominees

    They must be really nervous about getting control of the Supreme Court

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      I’m seeing them. Or at least I’m seeing one. Stars a chick from the Obama administration claiming she worked with Gorsuch stating he’s just dreamy.

      As a (non-practicing and therefore harmless) attorney, I really hate the politicizing of the judiciary. This dislike extends to having elected judges. But having a PAC lobbying on behalf of a potential Supreme Court Justice? Nope. Not cool at all.

      • suziq

        I only get Canadian TV so no ads, but with control of everything by Rs is there even a slight chance he won’t get approved? Of course if they don’t get enough votes they will change the rules and go nuclear option and I suppose that they would prefer not to. So I guess we need to be contacting our representatives and telling them to approve Merrick Garland?

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Yes, “Hi, I (am an undisclosed Republican who) worked in the Obama Administration, and I support…”.

    • anon_the_great

      The only reason to advertise ANYTHING EVER is to create demand where none existed before

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        But is Gorsuch organic, farm fresh, cage-free, antibiotic-free, hand carved, homemade, free range PLUS new and improved?

    • Biff52

      Yeah, I made note of that thing, too. And that one young woman makes a point that she worked for the Obama administration, so you can trust her, right?

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      Meanwhile, over at QVC, they are selling ambassadorships.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Silly fool doesn’t even know it’s LOL, not LoL!!!!

    If he wanted to show some actual panache, he’d have used KEK!

    • weejee

      And KaC?

    • eggsacklywright

      I thought panache was a kind of makeup.

      • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

        I thought it was a bakery.

    • Biff52

      kkkkkkkkkkk!!1!

      • BloviateMe

        I’ve typed that sentiment at least a brazilian times.

        • Biff52

          That was the most benign invasion, until it wasn’t.

  • beingreleased

    This appears to be what Trump was talking about. Something he saw on TV.
    https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/833117967550447616

    • Ryan Denniston

      Oh FFS. This is going to be the hardest thing to survive. The stupidity. The rank incompetence. The sheer derpiness.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        These are the times that try men’s souls.

        • At the crossroads, stay strong

          At least those that have them. So many don’t. This includes the women men as well.

          • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

            So, it’s a weeding out process, then?

  • azeyote

    the bigotry is just getting mainstream now – my latina daughter and i – her old hippie father were walking through a hotel lobby yesterday here in s. oregon when we passed by a couple who commented aloud to each other about our looks and that we must have just got off the boat – she was raised in cali where that would have earned a beat down – and i hadn’t been slurred for my looks in years – people talk about political correctness but it’s really just about being rude – trump has unleashed the ugly

    • BloviateMe

      Ugh. Southern Oregon, when I’ve visited, might as well be rural Kentucky.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        I don’t call Josephine County a shithole for nothing, you know. You get much south of Eugene, and you might as well be somewhere in the upland South.

      • TJ Barke

        Ignorance is a standard state of being down here.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s about being rude and not being called for it. They want to be in faces with their rudeness, and not be called for it. That’s what all the “I won’t sell to gays” shit is about. Being in the faces of those who innocently asked for a wedding cake or a floral arrangement.

    • subatomic

      Completely agree that Trump has made bigotry acceptable again, or at least in the minds of many of his supporters. These people must be called out and made to feel shame again. This is not acceptable to most US citizens.

    • Sister the Resister

      Gahhh! Must have been advocates of the whole “Jefferson State” thing, of which there are plenty of supporters in those parts. Disturbing, and unfortunately becoming so much more common these days.

      The “boat” thing is weird. Even if you were from out of country… you came here on a boat? Immigration over land masses – how does it work?

  • weejee

    Regarding Little Adolph’s post, doesn’t Punxsutawney Phil own the copyright on the *snowflake* pejorative?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1be92a42083174a17350e4e122cb0b9e521d082d0a8101172274bfcaa3694fb4.jpg

    • snark-lurker

      that cannut be real

      • Sister the Resister

        Nope, cuz Punxsutawney Phil is more of a beer drinker, not an iced tea guy.

        • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

          Pounds Rolling Rocks and has a Crosby sweater.

  • Ωbjectifier

    “Canada is extremely hard and lengthy to come in legally nonetheless deliver a load into Canada.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a42e2257fdb6004bb1327c44727ad60a91b4907d4c685598ef98dfcea0de685.png

    • BloviateMe

      I’m sad that I completely missed that particular perversion. I’m giving myself a timeout.

  • JohnBull

    Of course a true patriot, like the first douchebag, would call banging his way through Queens in the 90s as important to one’s country as being a liberal and serving in Vietnam.

  • Iam Reading

    Of you are attracted to Kellyanne conway, you may be a necrophilliac

    • Sister the Resister

      I was always a little weirded out about how hawt some people – even libruls like us – thought Palin was, but at least if I tilted my head and made sure the sound was turned off, I could kind of see it. Kellyanne’s attractiveness, especially as the months have gone on, totally eludes me.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Or a big fan of chest bursting infants.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      “Sexxxytimes” music for KaC bonin’
      https://youtu.be/nEpQZeispQY

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      I’m pretty sure Pence is in the same category.

      • Nockular cavity

        I’m not convinced that Pence could even complete that thought. “Gee, I hope that Trump honors our…say, what’s for lunch?”

    • SayItWithWookies

      Assmouth runs around yelling that NATO’s going to have to start paying more or we’ll leave, that the Palestinians can go screw themselves and we’ll have a settlement without them, that we’ll deport eleven million people in the next couple weeks — and then Pence and Mattis have to tell our allies that, really, none of that’s gonna happen.

      Not sure what’s more frightening — that Assmouth is in charge of policy and his subordinates are falsely reassuring our allies, or that Assmouth isn’t forming policy, but is just left alone to yell any random shit that comes to his tiny, paranoid mind.

  • Jennifer R

    Just what I would expect from a cuckservative. “Your person lies and is crooked.” “At least she is sexy!” (both are talking about Skeletor in drag).

    • Villago Delenda Est

      How anyone in their right mind can think of KaC as “sexy”….well, let’s just say that they’re obviously NOT in their right minds. Well, “reich” minds, perhaps.

      • At the crossroads, stay strong

        Cuckservatives just have different values of beauty. They just happen to be repugnant.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      She is so hot, she has transcended hotness as we know it, and instead looks like the Cryptkeeper on a bad day.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Cryptkeeper libelz!

      • Jennifer R

        “Solomon Grundy wearing a skin mask” says roommate.

    • TJ Barke

      Working for Trump has aged her 20 years in as many weeks.

      • Jennifer R

        He looks kinda haggard too lately. Those 15 hour work weeks must be taking their toll.

  • Bill Slider

    For those who find Kellyanne sexy, you have my sympathies. For those who believe that deporting the undocumented will open up the job market for you, best of luck on your new job that pays $12,000 to $20,000 a year. Enjoy your new truck.

  • snark-lurker

    i wonder how peeps with such profoundly deep stupidity can even survive without constant supervision and personal care 24/7

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      Involuntary muscles. The only explanation why they can remember to inhale after exhaling.

      • snark-lurker

        agreed

  • President in Exile Firefly

    My IQ just went down 10 points reading these.

    • snark-lurker

      i donut know how you got thru it. i couldnut

    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      This is where the skill in skimming an article comes in handy. When an obvious piece of überstupidity is upcoming, the eyes slide right over it to the only moderately stupid. Granted, this could mean an entire section skipped skimmed, but sanity and many little grey cells are saved.

  • Picabo
    • BloviateMe

      Nice read, except the goddamn last sentence:

      “A separate report on TMZ notes that the waiter refused to allow the press to photograph him afterwards because he fears reprisals from Trump fans.”

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Do you blame him? The Trumpanzees are violent, unthinking twits.

        • BloviateMe

          Fuck no I don’t, I lament to truth of the comment, not the comment itself.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It is well worth reading. People like Bill and Hillary Clinton are why this country is seen as a shining light in the darkness.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Years from now, in the cafeteria line at the minimum security prison Trump is incarcerated in, a disgraced investment banker will fall to his knees and take Donnie’s hand, tearfully telling of the millions he made conning elderly people out of their retirement funds after the Dodd-Frank Act was gutted by Trump’s administration.

      Not quite the same…but about as close to that story as Donnie could ever hope for.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Ryan Denniston

      And a pony!

  • Toledo Window Box

    Why, yes, yes. We completely believe this idiot served during Vietnam. And that Kellyanne Conway is a genius, too, irregardless of how much she lies.

    Grammar Police! Irregardless is not a word.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Dok was mirroring.

      • doktorzoom

        My original hed was “Donald Trump is YOUR President, Irregardless Of How Much You Protest”

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot!

    Definitely a comment that should be deleted. In fact, not only deleted – it should be printed out, torn to shreds, vomited on, burned, buried several feet deep and the ground above sown with salt.

    • snark-lurker

      that may be adequate. or not

  • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

    I fucking hate “LOL”. Blah, blah, blah LOL. Blah, blah, LOL. Such and such, blah, blah. LOL.
    You know, if you are repeatedly having to tell the reader that what you just wrote is supposed to be funny it probably wasn’t funny, asshole.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      lol

    • BloviateMe

      In the ol’ Prodigy days, that wasn’t near enough, it evolved to ridiculous levels, like “ROFLMAOPIMP.”

      Twas annoying.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Ryan Denniston

      John McCain to the rescue in 3…2…1.

    • The Wanderer

      The Swedish Navy will deploy their most dreaded weapon – the Wave Motion Lutfisk Projector.

      • Sister the Resister

        Well, I’d certainly run if I saw that thing coming at me!

      • eggsacklywright

        With lingonberry lube!

    • Reddishrabbit

      Never forget the 40 Year War!!!1!!!1!!!

  • Ryan Denniston

    All of this reminds me of a Lincoln quote, “Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God’s side, for God is always right.” I keep coming back to this because of the love it or leave it crowd, and it seems there are people who claim to be patriotic and to stand for the Constitution, and there are those who shape their actions to better conform to those sentiments. It seems to me that never have those two camps mapped so closely onto our politics as they have now.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      And this right here is a leading contender for post of the day, because it captures a truth.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Probably should have explicitly said the Trump wing of the republicans, but close enough.

  • rick

    Kellyanne hot?!? Notice that Dennis Leary and Kellyanne have never been in the same room together at the same time?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19eb47ee52d059782996423c6af64f13461d203ca142077f3ee19baf6a846807.png

  • geoffalnutt

    Re Kellyanne: when you remove the wig and make up, well – it’s the stuff of horror films. And the smell…! Once that gets into the drapes – you just have to burn ’em.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    This morning I ran into a cranky old white guy (business associate from long ago). He told me that he’s always in his (Republican) reps office these days, complaining. He said:

    “It’s criminal what the Republicans are doing to the environment.”

    “It’s heartbreaking that my party supports animal cruelty.”

    “Trump is an idiot who is going to start a war.”

    “I hate what my party is doing with Medicare and Social Security.”

    But

    “I would never vote for a Democrat.”

    FFS

    • Villago Delenda Est

      He seems like a rational person. How can he not do the math and figure out that he is part of the problem, not the solution, unless he changes his voting habits?

      • Reddishrabbit

        My guess is that the social issues matter more than all that

        • Villago Delenda Est

          How many abortions has he had?

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        This is a very old guy who still says “Japs” when he refers to Japanese people (an old-timey, passive racist). If pressed I also suspect that he’s somewhat homophobic. He’s that increasingly rare creature though: a not-crazy member of the Republican base.

        He might be persuaded to stay home on election day, but (R) is his tribe, and he’ll never leave.

    • shivaskeeper

      Cognitive dissonance. He’s another one who hasn’t realized the Republican Party left him behind ages ago.

  • Sophia

    Go Figure: Other social media users have suggested that Trump might have been referring to a programme on Fox News on Friday night, Tucker Carlson Tonight, in which the host spoke to documentarian Ami Horowitz about a new film about alleged violence committed by refugees in Sweden.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/19/trump-refers-non-existent-refugee-incident-sweden-rally/

    • The Wanderer

      Yeah, Fox. Propaganda wing of the Republican Party.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Reichsrundfunk for the 21st Century Faux Noise is.

    • rick

      Trump, in the grand tradition of Kellyanne’s Bowling Green Massacre, simply invented a terrorist attack allegedly committed by immigrants out of whole cloth.

      Former Swedish Prime Minister Carl Bildt tweeted “Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking?”

      (Crack, probably).

      • Villago Delenda Est

        While it’s tempting to say that he smokes crack, we all know he inhales lines of coke. Because crack is blah, you know.

        • shivaskeeper

          Coke is classy. Crack is thuggish.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          He snorts it outta the crack of his piss hookers, so there’s that.

    • Ryan Denniston

      It’s just as likely he just made this shit up, though now that I think about it, using Trump’s Razor does make the Fox answer more plausible.

      • Sophia

        If you watch the parts of the documentary shown on carlson’s show I could see idiot trump morfing it into an attack in Sweden as the documentary looks to be very anti-immigrant. .

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    Kellyanne Conway is to hot as a sinkhole is to safe motoring.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Maybe it’s just us, but our Dear ShitFerBrainers seemed a lot less intelligible this week.

    Not just you: the only ones I got live were the pasta hater and the world star hip hop john. YAWN!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Trump is YOUR President irregardless of how much you moan and cry. Learn to accept it. Stay quiet. Stay home. Stay out of our way. MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

    Donald may be the president–I’d have to live in the alternative facts world for that not to be the case–but he will never be my president, asshole…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37317645251a4e9e7a6f4574ea879bf75b5b53b47bb00880f8df9d8a2f4693ea.jpg

  • BloviateMe

    Is it just me, or is Adam Schiff a Charles Grodin doppelganger?

  • rick

    Trump is YOUR President irregardless of how much you moan and cry. Learn to accept it.

    The only ones “pissing and moaning” are Trump and his Russian hookers.

    • Ryan Denniston

      He brought Hillary up AGAIN in the press conference! Whiner in chief, Mr. Asterisk.

  • pgjack

    “Monkey Sea” needs help. I suspect he sits alone at his keyboard too much. That much venomous hatred has got to be bad for his health.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    Ligonberries have been discovered to be toxic. Terror in the Swedish streets. Causes a country to let in immigrants and treat people properly. Ikea no idea where Trump is getting this.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “John” had some thoughts about how to make our nation a more perfect union, or something

    Um, John honey?

    https://bornthisway.foundation/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/BTWF-Get-Help-FB-Image-2.jpg

    • Jerry Noneofyourbizz

      A black person helping gay people? He’ll have none of it!

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    To be fair to KaC, she is showing strains of the job and looks like death warmed over. Not that I ever found her attractive, she is really showing that ragged ass look now…..

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Kellyanne, you’ve got the “Picture of Dorian Grey” meme reversed, dear.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Well, it’s all that tacky Ivanka crap she keeps flaunting.

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