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[–]dlan4327 5330 ポイント5331 ポイント  (169子コメント)

I expected a total cluster fuck when I saw the setup, & especially the bucket, but damned if that wasn't the most impressive hockey style, coordinated expulsion of a rat from a two story townhouse via brooms that I've ever seen.

And I've seen plenty.

[–]Tall84 2096 ポイント2097 ポイント  (72子コメント)

Eat shit Crosby

[–]bloqmon 255 ポイント256 ポイント  (40子コメント)

I hope she had a sick celly after that

[–]ON_A_POWERPLAY 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Clap bombs, fuck moms

[–]vorin1 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Wheel, Snipe, Celly, boys.

[–]acejohn 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more rat hockey clips.

[–]Lndbrghwrstlr 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Fuckin every time this chick sweeps a floor someone shoots a rat out the door. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin Jessica have 16 rats this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Angela "RatSweeper" Smith is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

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    [–]le-chacal 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Dirty fucking dangles, boys.

    [–]LordBran 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Tarps off boys

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      [–]L4cer8 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Patrick fucking Laine

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        [–]TCBloo 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (10子コメント)

        Pass went right to her, and the shot had eyes.

        [–]dancinhmr 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The real tragedy is that the fourth girl that started all this up in the bathroom is the only one who will not get a point from this tic tac toe play.

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          [–]swizzler 268 ポイント269 ポイント  (46子コメント)

          I would watch a sport of this.

          1. you must be afraid of rats
          2. you score a point for every rat you successfully direct to your goal.
          3. the arena is comprised of various obstacles and the play equipment is comprised of common household cleaning tools.

          It could be called mouse trap.

          tiebreakers are the same thing but with bats (the animal).

          [–]scipio323 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (30子コメント)

          PETA might have an issue with this.

          [–]PandaTheRabbit 109 ポイント110 ポイント  (16子コメント)

          PETA? Who gives a fuck about those pet killing assholes? Now other organizations that actually care about animals may also have a problem with it to be fair.

          [–]ElectronicBionic 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Fuck PETA. Nobody gives a shit about those hypocritical fucks.

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            [–]capincus 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (6子コメント)

            Will you settle for a board game?

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              [–]gregnuttle 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

              "It's coming!!!"

              [–]Banana4scales 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (24子コメント)

              They're probably Canadian OR live close to Canada.

              [–]smoothmedia 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Apart from the screaming, that was very well done indeed.

              [–]AMvariety 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Hey, if it looks stupid but it works....

              [–]Resistance_Impedance 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I'd bet she played field hockey.

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                [–]clharriasta 3971 ポイント3972 ポイント  (74子コメント)

                This video has it all-- girls screaming, a large rat tumbling down the stairs and a slap shot goal. riveting.

                [–]DragonXV 1421 ポイント1422 ポイント  (42子コメント)

                New York's hottest new club, SQUEEEEEEE! has everything. Rat hockey, ...

                [–]KingRokk 463 ポイント464 ポイント  (31子コメント)

                MTV's Dan Cortez...

                [–]DontWantToSeeYourCat 281 ポイント282 ポイント  (25子コメント)

                And they even have a room where you can play human pool.

                [–]biznatch11 221 ポイント222 ポイント  (23子コメント)

                I'm kind of afraid to ask but...what's human pool?

                [–]DontWantToSeeYourCat 338 ポイント339 ポイント  (20子コメント)

                It's that thing where a bunch of bald midgets get pushed around a green rug with sticks into six different trash cans.

                [–]neilarmsloth 185 ポイント186 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                I can picture bill hader snickering while saying this

                [–]BetaFoxtrot 140 ポイント141 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                God I miss Stefon.

                [–]HailToTheThief225 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                new york's hottest club is

                SPICY

                [–]Freshenstein 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Someone combined all the Stefon sketches into one long 2 hour plus movie but it's hard to find. It's called "Stefon And Seth - A Love Story"

                And of course people have written fanfiction of it. No promise that any of it is quality... https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Seth%20Meyers*s*Stefon/works

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                    [–]tt_frog 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I love you all.

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                          [–]coopstar777 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          And a girl on a ladder that films the entire night while screaming, "JESSICA! JESSICA!" at the top of her lungs

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                              [–]VacuumShark 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                              A slap shot goal

                              [–]Dead_Starks 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                              This is perfect, except for the fact that...

                              PHIL KESSEL IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION AND IT'S NOT 1975

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                                [–]Cradd710 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Textbook one-timer

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                                  [–]Ninja_Kabuto 5600 ポイント5601 ポイント  (119子コメント)

                                  That camera work was on point. First, she shows us the well engineered plan, then steady on the money shot.

                                  [–]TooShiftyForYou[S] 3015 ポイント3016 ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                  Overall, a very well executed rat removal.

                                  [–]ThufirrHawat 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                  Totally pro, I was impressed.

                                  [–]HairyHorseKnuckles 323 ポイント324 ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                  But which one was holding the cup?

                                  [–]206love 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                  I was waiting for this joke to happen

                                  [–]PrdFthr84 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                  I was tempted to search for the original to see if it is still out there. Then I threw up in my mouth a little and decided I better not.

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                                      [–]Wet-Goat 373 ポイント374 ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                      The dutch angle with the vertical footage worked quite well.

                                      [–]AcclaimNation 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                      It also works well when you have a vertical monitor.

                                      [–]broadcasthenet 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      Soon we will have vertical screens at movie theaters.

                                      [–]AcclaimNation 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      5 vertical screens...in a line...to composite one large wide screen. We'll call it, YMAXis.

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                                          [–]mrbull3tproof 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                          dutch angle

                                          TIL, thanks!

                                          [–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 165 ポイント166 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                          Not sure why they named it after the most horizontal country on the planet but okay.

                                          [–]mrbull3tproof 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          It was named after Deutch, because of how it sounds in german (check wiki).

                                          [–]caliform 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          It's named after German expressionism, and thus joins the 'Dutch Amish' as an English expression that actually refers to the Germans, not the Dutch. Deutsch vs. Dutch strikes again.

                                          [–]AyekerambA 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          seen the buildings? skinny and tall as fuck. very vertical, if you will. Still, point taken. flat as a fucking pancake.

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                                              [–]HODOR00 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              most amazed by this, this is like perfect situation to get a shit video but that camera women stayed on target.

                                              [–]boostedmooseman 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Instead of looking at what was happening off her screen, she was making sure she tracked properly. Her priorities are correct and has nerves of steel under stress, great work.

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                                                [–]TechSolver 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                Nominee for best cinematography 2017

                                                [–]airlockengage 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                Better visual storytelling through camerawork than most modern movies.

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                                                  [–]wcb500 5746 ポイント5747 ポイント  (200子コメント)

                                                  I thought they blew when it made a left at the bottom of the stairs but NOPE! Jessica with the slap shot goal!!!

                                                  [–]TooShiftyForYou[S] 2582 ポイント2583 ポイント  (117子コメント)

                                                  Jessica with the MVP shot.

                                                  [–]uptwolait 475 ポイント476 ポイント  (64子コメント)

                                                  Jessica is apparently a dude.

                                                  [–]lookatmynipples 795 ポイント796 ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                  lol his twitter bio "the MAN behind the broom"

                                                  [–]Nattylight_Murica 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                  Does he have nice tits though?

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                                                    [–]highfivingmf 492 ポイント493 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                    Clutch

                                                    [–]bothering 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                    THAT RAT HAS A FAMILY

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                                                      [–]anders69 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                      OOOH FUCK YEAH WHAT A BEAUT OF A SHOT BOYS FUCKIN BEAUTY BOYS SLAPIN BOMBS FUCKIN MOMS BOYS WHEELS SNIPE FUCKIN CELLY BOYS

                                                      [–]speaks_in_redundancy 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Doesn't count unless you go bar downskie, schmoltz

                                                      [–]Kilawatz 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      fuckin schmoltz, couldn't hit a bardownski if his life depended on it

                                                      [–]hippiejosh 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      ALWAYS go bar downskie

                                                      [–]t0dd 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Only time I have seen a clap bomb better was 50 goal getter dany fucking heatley.

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                                                        [–]ul2017 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        thats called a one timer, baby

                                                        [–]UNSaDDLeDViRuS 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                        CALCULATED.

                                                        [–]TheTrueFlexKavana 164 ポイント165 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                        Jessica used to practice broom hockey for hours and hours. While her classmates were going on dates, hanging out at the mall, Jessica was mastering the art of the bristly slap shot. Rain or shine, night or day, Jessica could always be found with a broom in her hand.

                                                        This day was her destiny. The long hours of hard work were all for this day when this rodent intruder dared to enter their home. Jessica did not turn away from her destiny. No, she embraced it. Today she met her destiny head on and sent the vile rodent through the air and back into the abyss from which he came and, in doing so, became a legend in her own time.

                                                        [–]greyl 178 ポイント179 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                        While you were partying Jessica studied the broom.

                                                        While you were having premarital sex Jessica mastered the slap shot.

                                                        While you wasted your days at the gym in the pursuit of vanity Jessica cultivated inner strength.

                                                        And now that there's a rat in the house and it's falling down the stairs you have the audacity to come to Jessica for help?

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                                                          [–]othersomethings 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                          I'm just amazed they have that many brooms in the house.

                                                          [–]andymaq 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                          You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

                                                          -Wayne Gretzky

                                                          -Michael Scott

                                                          -/u/andymaq

                                                          [–]sienalock 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!

                                                          [–]softnsensualrape 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          It was like a pinball machine bumper hit.

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                                                            [–]PM-ME-THEM-TITTIES 861 ポイント862 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                            I want to see these girls removing more creatures from other people's homes.

                                                            They could have their own T.V. show. It would be a hit.

                                                            I'm calling my producer.

                                                            [–]Robobb 127 ポイント128 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            No ones gonna talk about how majestically that rat tumbled down them stairs. Shits like something striaght outta a nursery rhyme.

                                                            [–]rusttynail 770 ポイント771 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            That's no way to treat a Michelin star chef.

                                                            [–]JunoDiana92 725 ポイント726 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            "JESUS CHRIST STOP SCREAMING, IM ALREADY LEAVING"

                                                            -Rat, probably

                                                            [–]setfire3 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            "Oh second thought, maybe I will check out the fridge before heading out. OWW FUCKING JESSICA."

                                                            [–]McVeeth 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            "Here, let us help you leave." - 4 girls

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                                                              [–]pater_familias 194 ポイント195 ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                              I have bad news for them. Where there's one rat, there's usually about 7 million more give or take a million.

                                                              [–]NormieBTFO 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                              Even the one they threw out will be back inside, the same way it came in.

                                                              [–]12Feb 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                              Yeah the only way to get rid of rats is to kill them all and wait for new ones to then kill. Honestly the best way to get rid of rats is a cat they don't wanna fuck with a cat.

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                                                                  [–]Blurrism 2301 ポイント2302 ポイント  (257子コメント)

                                                                  Saw this on Facebook, with people complaining in the comments about how the rat could've been hurt.

                                                                  I then got annoyed, closed it and found it on reddit to enjoy it with other like minded people who were impressed with the broom skills.

                                                                  [–]Eds0 358 ポイント359 ポイント  (35子コメント)

                                                                  Getting slapped by a broom seems better than getting your neck snapped by a rat trap.

                                                                  [–]chaosfire235 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                                  He fell down some stairs too...

                                                                  [–]Dwarfdeaths 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                  Don't forget that strength of materials doesn't scale with body size. A rat falling down some stairs will be hurt far less than a human falling down the same stairs -- and a bug even less.

                                                                  Dinosaurs didn't evolve any larger because their bones didn't get stronger, just bigger.

                                                                  [–]fletchindr 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  Dinosaurs didn't evolve any larger because their bones didn't get stronger, just bigger.

                                                                  I've seen those things, they were made of fuckin stone bro

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                                                                    [–]Shmolarski 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                                    Despite their ignorance to it, wild animals who make their way inside our homes are subject to whatever means necessary to remove them. It's the way of life.

                                                                    This is about as humane as it gets.

                                                                    Also, rats are tough motherfuckers.

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                                                                        [–]ratajewie 405 ポイント406 ポイント  (68子コメント)

                                                                        Yea, the animal lover part of me thought "awwww poor rat" but the logical side thought "it's a pest in their house that can carry disease. Great broom work Stephanie."

                                                                        [–]Pooptruck5000 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                        Its a rat. You would be shocked how hard they are to hurt let alone kill. That tumble down the stairs and subsequent slap shot was just a fun afternoon for that rat.

                                                                        [–]PM_UR_FETISH_2_ME 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                        I have pet rats and one of them stepped out of their hammock the wrong way and sprained their ankle and was limping for a month.

                                                                        To be fair, they've not had difficult lives.

                                                                        [–]radicalelation 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                        Wild rats are far more hardy than pet ones. Pets are bred to be pets, through many generations of soft, spoiled lives. Especially if you just get one bred to be a feeder...

                                                                        Wild rats have bred many generations to survive.

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                                                                          [–]lighthaze 230 ポイント231 ポイント  (45子コメント)

                                                                          Same. I love animals, but it's a fucking rat in a home. It's not that it's an endangered species. Also, it's probably fine.

                                                                          [–]TGiFallen 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                          it's probably fine.

                                                                          I've seen a forge worker turn a 10 ft length of 3" steel tubing into a makeshift rat launcher, rat was fine.

                                                                          [–]sophistry13 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                          I thought that rats are pretty good at finding their way back home. When my home had mice my mother had to take them out of the live traps to woods a mile away or else they'd find their way back? Maybe my parents just lied to me though.

                                                                          [–]Lemming3000 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                          Sounds right rats are pretty good problem solvers, the only solution I can offer to this would be rural vs city life. Rats in the city probably have a lot of options when it comes to finding food. Where as in a rural area they might go to the same area more often? dunno I might be making that all up.

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                                                                                [–]jooes 921 ポイント922 ポイント  (66子コメント)

                                                                                They're totally right though, he could have gotten hurt....

                                                                                He's lucky it was 4 girls and not a regular person who would have just used a trap and snapped the fucking things neck.

                                                                                [–]Ribbing 439 ポイント440 ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                lucky it was 4 girls and not a regular person

                                                                                What is the conversion rate between girls and regular persons? Or is this apples and oranges?

                                                                                [–]Hungry_Lion 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                Apples and oranges are the metric unit. Under the imperial system 8 girls are equal to roughly three children, and five children are equal to two regular persons.

                                                                                [–]CyclopicSerpent 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                But if 2.5 children is equal to 1 regular person, what about a midget? If a midget is half a regular person, that'd make them equal to 1.25 children. So if 1 child is equal to 2.66 girls that means it's about 3 girls to a midget.

                                                                                For those using metric units simply replace midget with clementine.

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                                                                                  [–]JumpedAShark 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  Same ratio as Schrute Bucks to Stanley Nickels.

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                                                                                      [–]deathtospies 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                                                      The rat was lucky. What are the odds that four girls living together don't have a single cat?

                                                                                      [–]kajam93 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                                                                      That was a big rat....not sure either of my tubby pampered house cats could have taken him down. You would need a tough old barn cat for a rat that size.

                                                                                      [–]acetominaphin 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                      You would need a tough old barn cat for a rat that size.

                                                                                      A cat without a name. A cat who earns his shelter and asks nothing more in return. A cat who has parented five liters, all of which now live somewhere else. A cat with scars and patches of fur that will never grow back. A cat who rarely meows, but whose hiss would put fear in the heart of a grown man. A tough old barn cat who might, two or so times in its lifetime, let you pet it for a moment or two, or fall asleep on the porch a few feet from you.

                                                                                      [–]thefireontop 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                      I have a <5 pound 10 year old fluff ball of a cat. I've seen her catch blue Jay's mid flight, adult rabbits, and a weasel once.

                                                                                      I'm pretty sure every day she let's me live is a gift.

                                                                                      [–]huseph 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      RIP the entire ecosystem around your house, that sounds bloody.

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                                                                                            [–]KatSunrise 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            I was upset about this until I realized I feed rodents to my snake - now I just feel like a bigger asshole

                                                                                            [–]crazyguyunderthedesk 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                            I work in a retail store with a big warehouse attached to it. I've always kept a hockey stick in the back (I'm a dirty Canadian) to take care of the mice.

                                                                                            About 5 years ago a girl I work with saw me kill a mouse and actually made a complaint that I was "torturing animals". Fortunately we've got a million cameras in the back, so when I had a meeting with my district manager and union rep I just threw on the video. One shot and done. The only comment they had regarding the incident was that I have a "nice shot".

                                                                                            I don't wanna kill anything needlessly, but if it carries disease and comes into my environment, it's gonna have a bad time.

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                                                                                              [–]smileistheway 542 ポイント543 ポイント  (39子コメント)

                                                                                              rofl the way he tumbled down the staris was hilarious. Poor guy though :(

                                                                                              [–]Lost4468 441 ポイント442 ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                                                                              Poor guy though :(

                                                                                              Low mass and low terminal velocity. Very unlikely they did any physical damage to the rat.

                                                                                              [–]PaperDrillBit 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                                                              But it just got thrown out of it's house.

                                                                                              [–]cespes 222 ポイント223 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                              It's a rat, it'll just sneak back in

                                                                                              [–]bentappeal 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                              Poor guy, he will be homeless now. A rat like that will have no where to go. He will be forced to live out his days living in a sewer where, one day, he will meet a group of four turtles that he can train to become ninja masters that fight for justice in the streets of New York City.

                                                                                              [–]Sonseh 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              Most rats come here to fight crime but end up turning tricks just like everybody else.

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                                                                                                [–]CrazyTillItHurts 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                Maybe he should have paid the rent on time for once

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                                                                                                  [–]BarelyRegal1 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                  How is terminal velocity even related

                                                                                                  [–]Aldrenean 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                  haha I somehow doubt terminal velocity came into play here. And actually I would think rats have a decently high terminal velocity, they're pretty dense and aerodynamic.

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                                                                                                    [–]MaxxBreak 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                    Better to fall down some stairs than it is to get your back / neck snapped in half by a mouse trap... or worse, get your feet stuck in gooey glue until you can't move and die a slow painful death of starvation

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                                                                                                      [–]cowpen 162 ポイント163 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                                      "And STAY out of Woolsworth!"

                                                                                                      [–]andre3snacks 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                      I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn Raterfamilias!

                                                                                                      [–]trchttrhydrn 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      Girls, that was some mighty fine kickin' and singin'. You just sign these papers and I'll give you ten dollars apiece.

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                                                                                                        [–]YoshSchmengie 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Was that just the one or the entire chain?

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                                                                                                          [–]EpicFeury 173 ポイント174 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                          This is well executed, I woulda somehow flicked it back up the stairs

                                                                                                          [–]overmindthousand 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                          I would have accepted the rat as my brother, and then forged a thousand year alliance with the rat kingdoms.

                                                                                                          And when he and I had grown old, our enemies vanquished, we'd share our last cheese and die, heroes and kings.

                                                                                                          [–]Sploitspiller 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                                          Someone please overdub the video with hockey commentary.

                                                                                                          [–]PM_ME_NUDES_PLEASSE 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                          Best use of teamwork I've seen all week. Good stuff girls!

                                                                                                          [–]dick-nipples 461 ポイント462 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                                          Poor guy was slipping and sliding all over those hardwood floors, hope it didn't get a Splinter.

                                                                                                          [–]DragonXV 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                          Except now, after weeks of gourmet food, their roommate Remy suddenly can't cook for shit.

                                                                                                          [–]geezlers 156 ポイント157 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                          Guy Version

                                                                                                          [–]SublimeSC 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          That last girl must be Canadian holy shit what a game winning shot.

                                                                                                          [–]MedievalAirbag 90 ポイント91 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                          The "4 Girls 1 Rat" title, me reading OP's name as "TooShittyForYou" and the picture of that girl crouching on the toilet got me worried for a minute.

                                                                                                          [–]PolishMusic 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                          That blue bucket (garbage can?) the one girl is standing on has to be made of some unobtanium or some shit. Or maybe she's a gymnast and has an inhuman sense of balance. I can't believe how sturdy it was with a person just standing on it.

                                                                                                          [–]MaceZilla 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          That's impressive. I didn't notice this until your comment, but then rewatched it for the bucket. She falls tips it over when the rat goes by...understandable.

                                                                                                          [–]victory_screech 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                          The cat's attempt

                                                                                                          [–]exitium666 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          I admire the teamwork. Everyone had their positions.

                                                                                                          [–]shwiggy 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          Dat one timer.

                                                                                                          [–]back-stabbath 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          /r/BetterEveryLoop

                                                                                                          [–]SplintPunchbeef 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          The adrenaline that must have been pumping through Jessica's veins when she heard them screaming her name. I bet she was like Game 7 Jordan. Time just slows down and she's thinking "The door is wide open, the rat is obviously going to take the open door. I'm just the back up plan." Then she sees it. The rat is tumbling out of control. A rat in control might have gone for the door but this one is discombobulated. He could go anywhere. Our plan is ruined. Then a moment of clarity hits her and she's like "NO... Fuck it. I've had enough. I am going to call on the power of the janitors of old and sweep the pizza dragging, ninja training, French cuisine cooking, Nimh's secret keeping piss out of this rat bastard." She tightens her grip on the broom in anticipation. The rat turns the corner right towards her. She hesitates for a split second then whispers "...gretzky" before hitting the greatest slap shot in the history of the Internet.

                                                                                                          [–]dodgersbenny23 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                                                                          To be fair, I think there are a lot of guys that would react the exact same way.

                                                                                                          [–]TooShiftyForYou[S] 94 ポイント95 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                          A rat? Hell yes I would be standing on a chair.

                                                                                                          [–]GridSquid 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                          Not me bro, I would engage that rat in hand to hand combat

                                                                                                          [–]netshrek 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          Guess you've never lived in Baltimore. I barely even notice them anymore.

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                                                                                                            [–]asdfaw4faw4g5ghasdfa 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                            I've had rats for pets a long time ago. I'd probably try to pet it and then get bitten and die from some weird shit.

                                                                                                            [–]SalmonSlammingSamN 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                            Or even worse

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                                                                                                              [–]Bomballstreets 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                              The strategy in this one.

                                                                                                              [–]asmulaabas 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                              Holy shit that girl at the bottom's got a hell of a slap shot. The Redwings should sign her.

                                                                                                              [–]phil_ratio69 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                              That was a big ass rat

                                                                                                              [–]LAN_of_the_free 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                              I fucking lost it when the rat started tumbling down the stairs

                                                                                                              [–]strongblack04 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                              Ratatat escaped, there were no survivors.

                                                                                                              [–]some_clickhead 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                              Poor little rat tumbling down the stairs! :(

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