"Hey Joe, wasn't Nixon impeached?"
"No, he resigned before he could have been impeached"
"Told ya he Nixon'd out of there!!"

I accidentally tucked a list of all CIA operatives into the garter of a stripper at a Russian Embassy party last night and totally Flynncinerated my career.

President Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Abe had a trumpshake at the White House—did the "epic handshake" set a new record in diplomatic circles?

oh fuck. i was soo flynn drunk last night

SCROTUS today said, "See you in court."

People with authoritarian views, agendas, or personalities rarely describe themselves as authoritarian, but can often be spotted when they try to rationalize some government control as being necessary "for national security", "for public safety", "for the children", or "for your own good".

The longer Senator Bullwrap stayed in office, the more authoritarian he became.

That guy told a real Spicer!