And was very drunk..

I found my old drinking partner/wingman/best bro/golf buddy/partner in crime.

On social media. (Fuckinnn ewwwwww)

He had kid with a mom that had a kid already. Even married her.

He was a good looking guy. In shape. Active. I'd fuck him if i was gay.

I think he was looking for meaning to his life?.. And just got married?.. idk..

The bitch was so old the kid almost had down syndrome.

Social Media is depressing. What's really scary.. he was a chad like me. I dont get it.

Please don't get married or knock women up. It steals your life force. I love you guys.