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Chris Kluwe & the Eskimo Papoose

(or how you can be a Vogon too!)

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Chris Warbutts @ChrisWarcraft
And here. We. Go. Eskimo Papoose begins...................... now.
Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:24:47
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:24:47
Already off to a shaky start. Was no warning on the website that this was anything but a finished product. #papoose pic.twitter.com/Z79IZJf791
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:26:10
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:26:10
Classy. Who wouldn't want to read some poetry published by "Donkey Punch Press"? #papoose pic.twitter.com/tmp9njk2S8
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:27:29
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:27:29
Acknowledgement page! Nietzsche at number one, Wagner at two. I'm sensing the direction this is headed. pic.twitter.com/fol9gx7PtQ
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:28:57
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:28:57
Contents. A bold choice with ALL CAPS and starting on page 23. Keep this numbering in mind for later. #papoose pic.twitter.com/XehVzWo52D
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:30:49
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:30:49
"Following feedback, we left more white space on each page." Translation - A ten page book looks flaccid. #papoose pic.twitter.com/feEb8KtDcV
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:32:36
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:32:36
"This a first attempt at a mature project." The mind reels at what "immaturity" looked like. #papoose pic.twitter.com/W0IUPnq6Cm
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:34:34
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:34:34
Anti-flaccidity pages. #papoose pic.twitter.com/k6unpG5S6b
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:35:35
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:35:35
This is one of the first times in my life I've felt an overwhelming urge NOT to look up a translation. #papoose pic.twitter.com/7dV6OGLWw6
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:37:59
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:37:59
So remember the numbering in the Table of Contents? Yeeeeaaaah. About that. Also - flaccidity. #papoose pic.twitter.com/ueu94MVOc0
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:39:35
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:39:35
I'm not a graphic designer but something about this seems... off. #papoose pic.twitter.com/JWmD5rti8U
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:42:08
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:42:08
Ok, seriously, what the hell. Was there an ink shortage in 2007 I was unaware of? #papoose pic.twitter.com/D9PZlR01ug
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:44:03
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:44:03
Oh wait, no, it all migrated to the next page. Is ink migratory? (This one's classy, btw) #papoose pic.twitter.com/u44vswYmHx
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:46:04
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:46:04
"I unveil a statue I dedicated to myself And I cry" Your newsletter intrigues me and I wish to subscribe. #papoose pic.twitter.com/DnydIc4iEr
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:48:05
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:48:05
I think this might have been the author's "Stuck In Padded Room" phase. #papoose pic.twitter.com/pTmd3eClmE
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:51:06
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:51:06
This one on the left actually makes me kind of sad. I think it reveals a lot of why Milo is who he is. #papoose pic.twitter.com/BKqSh2WuqO
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:53:30
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:53:30
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:54:48
But then I read *this*, and that tiny moment flies away, thrushlike in the breeze while the hunter waits. #papoose pic.twitter.com/5IIyIsdxNb
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:55:36
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:55:36
"What if, like, no, hear me out here, we were all... WORDS! Think about it, maaaaaaan. Wooooooords." #papoose pic.twitter.com/9DMxfCFyAr
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:58:49
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 04:58:49
This one here is just some horse_ebooks level shit. Im not even mad. I'm impressed. #papoose pic.twitter.com/ufDsSfasxa
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:01:06
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:01:06
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(Also, don't feel like you're missing anything at the bottom of the page. It's all white space. Barren. Void of life and soul) #papoose
Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:02:16
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:02:16
Oh come ON. Seriously? #papoose pic.twitter.com/BD7XdtSFsU
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:05:00
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:05:00
"We cannot chop off our heads" Honestly, I'm thinking of trying to prove that wrong right now. #papoose pic.twitter.com/EranoFjq4h
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:07:22
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:07:22
<sharpening axe> #papoose pic.twitter.com/HhQdfzH3mn
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:09:37
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— Chris Warbutts (@ChrisWarcraft)Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:09:37
<axe melts into full flaccidity> #papoose pic.twitter.com/wt5FBvcXd3
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Thu, Jan 15 2015 05:11:36
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