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The Blue Pill doesn't work (self.TheBluePill)

true-player-69 が 投稿

Not satire. I am legitimately angry, and I want answers. I followed the red pill for a while and got great results, becoming more handsome, buffer, and more charming, with an edge to me. It worked well for me, women showed more interest than before. Fast forward to these past couple of months. I took your advice blue pill, and stopped taking advice from the red pill, and instead, YOURS. I started being myself.

Myself as in, I lost a BUNCH of muscle and became skinny again. I ditched any bad ass looking facial hair and let my hair grow naturally without getting any fancy haircuts. I started dressing how I dressed at 16 years old. I stopped passing shit tests, stopped with the alpha stuff and started becoming myself before TRP...a pushover. But...thats who I am, right? I am a pushover. I do put women on pedestals. I don't lift.

I have followed your advice and my life has gone to shit again. I am failing at getting called back after job interviews, getting 0 action, hell, I can't even get laid on TINDER FOR FUCK SAKES! A HOOKUP APP AND I CAN'T GET A SINGLE LAY, NOT EVEN A FUCKING DATE!

Why did you do this to me? I want answers! Do you honestly expect me to ever take you seriously again? I'm on the verge of killing myself for fuck sakes! My life was going FINE and then because I couldn't stop looking at this sub, I started feeling guilty for following TRP, so I quit cold turkey with pretty much everything they taught me.

YOU SAID TRP WAS MISOGYNISTIC! YOU SAID THE ADVICE WOULDN'T WORK AND I'D BE BETTER OFF BEING MYSELF! But guess what? MYSELF SUCKS! I couldn't keep a girl interested before TRP, and now its really fucking pathetic. I am exactly the way I was before learning about TRP and I again, can't get a girlfriend to save my life. AND I'm NOT EVEN BAD LOOKING! TINDER FUCKING SUCKS! I treat every woman like an individual and can't garner the interest I did when I was following TRP. Wait, let me guess. Are you gonna tell me I can find the advice of TRP at better sources? Because then I'll be confused. If the advice is so bad, why even go to other sources for ANY of it at all? It's ALL bad, right?

Why did you have to bad mouth advice that worked for me, and a lot of people? Now I'm following your advice, which is to be myself. I am a nice guy, I am not alpha at all, and my life is going nowhere.

EXPLAIN!

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[–]DarkestTimeline24 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol blue pill doesn't really give advice just asks that you come back to reality where women are people have ambitions and are complicated individuals that deserve respect. Is this satire? Because why would anyone ever tell you to stop being fit. Fitness can be great! Getting facial hair great! This is silly af.

[–]true-player-69[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah I'm srs if TBP finds TRP bad then that means everything about it is bad, even the fitness stuff

[–]ponyproblematicthe intrinsic nature of women to destroy things 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hey friendo can you link where people here said to lose muscle and dress like shit and stop getting haircuts? because the advice here (when it is given, because, like, satire sub) generally is "try not being a misogynist", not "try turning yourself into what some random redpiller thinks a beta is"

like, the consensus here isn't that, like, everything a red pill person has ever said is wrong. it is, however, that it's a bad place to go for advice. i'll agree that the red pill occasionally hits on some good points, especially once you ignore the advice about women. however, the good advice they have is the most generic, obvious shit out there. you don't need to join a misogynistic rape forum to learn "wear nice clothes" and "lift a heavy thing maybe"- those are pretty common concepts. i wear nice clothes and lift heavy things, although i do those for me and not for the sake of any potential partners. hell, even not being a pushover is a reasonable thing! but, like, there is a middle ground between being a spineless pushover with bad hair and 90s clothing and being a misogynistic rapist. you can assert yourself without viewing life as some sort of game that women are trying to cheat at. don't put women on pedestals, but i promise there's a place for women between the top of the pedestal and under your feet.

[–]RetroMetropolitan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

:/

[–]A_very_Salty_Pearl 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aham. Ok.

Here's an advice: you know the keyboard you used to write this shit? I need you to stick it up your ass. You hear? I need you to stick waaaaaayyyyyyyy up your ass, alright? Can you do that for me? And you come back to tell me how it went.

I WANT ANSWERS!!!!

EXPLAIN!

[–]HolidayDoggos♪ "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury"♬ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If this is satire ilu and you are my new kuudere.

But if not:

I am legitimately angry, and I want answers.

Well we are off to a smashing start :D It is definitely our role in life to provide you answers when you need them.

I lost a BUNCH of muscle and became skinny again. I ditched any bad ass looking facial hair and let my hair grow naturally without getting any fancy haircuts. I started dressing how I dressed at 16 years old. I stopped passing shit tests, stopped with the alpha stuff and started becoming myself before TRP...a pushover. But...thats who I am, right? I am a pushover. I do put women on pedestals. I don't lift.

Would you mind pointing out where bluepill advises losing muscles, having bad hair, dressing young, being a pushover, and putting women on pedestals? I am asking in totes good faith.

EXPLAIN!

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[–]msminnamouseMy Captain says I can use Reddit. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you're for real: Get professional help.

If you're trolling: Get some professional help.

[–]Gunlord5002alfalfa4me 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's trolling, argues for TRP on purplepilldebate and such.

[–]ESCrewMaxcuckiest cuck in all cuckdom 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yo, this sub has advice? I've never seen posts about advice on this sub, BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN ADVICE SUB!

And I've never seen this sub advocate for doing everything opposite to TRPs, were you planning to stop breathing? Because they breathe, too.

Myself as in, I lost a BUNCH of muscle and became skinny again. I ditched any bad ass looking facial hair and let my hair grow naturally without getting any fancy haircuts. I started dressing how I dressed at 16 years old. I stopped passing shit tests, stopped with the alpha stuff and started becoming myself before TRP...a pushover. But...thats who I am, right? I am a pushover. I do put women on pedestals. I don't lift.

So, being a total pushover is our advice now? Where, where in the world did you find a post that legitimately told you to give up working out, dress poorly, go baby-faced, stop getting haircuts, and generally becoming the embodiment of a r/niceguys post?

Now I'm following your advice, which is to be myself.

So, basically you're misconstruing "just be yourself" to intentionally torpedoing your life then blaming us for it? Good grief, dude, like are you a native westerner? I guess if you don't understand our idioms, then I can see how you could think that "just be yourself" means "never try at anything, and life will shower you with rainbows" but it doesn't mean that.