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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. He launched a parliamentary petition to accuse a teenage girl of deliberately causing suicides because she got the Evanescence forum moderator position he wanted. "Just now"?
     
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  2. It's probably an early onset of dementia. He's just like his ol' mom.
     
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  3. I see you've never been to Movie Night.
     
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  4. Vordak since we last spoke i have attained Dynastas full details, which i have since verified

    Please email me so we can discuss how you are going to give me my £5000
     
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  5. There's no way it's GBP. He'll try to give you like 5000 South Sudanese pounds or something I bet and tell you how pronked you got.
     
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  6. Please don't.
     
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  7. Dynastia is a good girl, she doesn't deserve this please. Dynastia is our friend.
     
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  8. Thats fine with me, he just wont get the dox

    The rules of the internet require payment then delivery, not the other way around
     
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  9. Oh good I was worried for a minute there.
     
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  10. Got a better copy of his death threat to pless, and now we know who Kevin Ward is.

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    He cc'd in the fucking NYPD because that's exactly what somebody trying to silence a critical journalist would do. :story:
     
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  11. lol Vordrak is so fucking exceptional, it defies explanation.
     
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  12. How long before he contacts NYPD IA for colluding with us? :story:
     
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  13. lol we have a thread on 5 year olds now? Why do I always miss out on all the fun? :story:
     
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  14. Depends on how long it takes the good Officer Ward to type "lol, fuck off."
     
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  15. Until tomorrow:
     
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  16. Ya that's the FBI they already dropped the ball by not travelling back in time and arresting Josh for a bug in his code before they even found out about it.
    Hertfordshire PD dropped the ball by not putting me in a mental institution for pedophiles for the rest of my life because Sam told them to.

    When will NYPD get the same treatment?
     
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  17. He has and this was the response
     

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