Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

Nothing, but this is Vordrak's MO. This is how he works. He'll email the target with a title like "[URGENT MEDIA INQUIRY] You're involvement in child pornography", CC in 50 people (work, media, police), and wait for them to panic and immediately capitulate. The body of the email is basically irrelevant, it'll be a few paragraphs (exactly like Dyn's email) and involve an accusation and a solution.

CATCHY TITLE
To: Target
CC: Media, Employers, LEO

[something bad]
[hint at a solution]


KNIVES MAKE SJWS BLEED
To: Pless
CC: Pless's local PD

I'm going to hurt you.
I hope no one uses government databases to dox me.
- Dynastia

 

This letter is really just further evidence of his perjury. I fully believe he is the owner of the "kiwidynastia" handle he attempted to frame dynastia for.

 

He's not, I've known who that was all along and still won't tell him because his lolsuit is a joke and nobody's afraid of him. It was a kiwi, though.

 

Loved the "stay super!".

I guess that is supposed to be an American version of "kind regards" used by them evil trolls?

 

"Kind re --"

backspace backspace

pause

"Stay super!"

 

Whoever wrote that made a couple of mistakes I don't think Vordrak would make.

 

The e-mail was possibly written by a McKenzie friend with a law degree that wants to be taken for a pleb without a law degree and proper manners?

Kind regards,

 

He basically works on the old Labour Attack style. Try and drag high profile bods into the mess which would get Fleet street interested and involved. "THREATS MADE AGAINST SUBJECT X SUBJECT Y DOES NOTHING."

Which is what he's done over and over. While he has a "positive experience" with the IPCC there hasn't been any result beyond telling him they are investigating. They're going to take one look at the email Dyn sent, and what the Herts officers involved did and declare they didndu nuffin. And were right to do so.

 

Vordrak's a schemer. It would be kind of pointless for him to send an email which is purportedly from Dyn and not replicate the most distinctive aspects of how Dyn writes. The idea may have been Vordrak's. I'm less certain that he was the one who executed it.

That said, I'm beginning to think Vordrak is Tommy level nuts and actually believes some of the shit he's sprouting rather than simply annoying government agencies for nuisance value. Fortunately, actual investigators need evidence and endlessly repeated allegations which lack substance aren't evidence. The criminal justice system isn't Twitter - something doesn't become a fact just because it's been repeated by five different people who never bothered to verify it.

Can't wait for him to try to involve the AFP.

 

Look at his attempts to fit in on EDF, 8chan and even reddit. He is functionally incapable of convincingly imitating anyone or anything. He is always laughably, painfully obvious.



The overdone Australian shit was his way of imitating my capriciously irreverent emails to Herts and Pensacola LEO. He's too stupid to realise that not only is that a gimmick I abandoned like 6 months ago, if I ever did that with Pless I would have gone full New Yorker and talked about my yuuuuge dick and how I'm gonna fold her in half like a pizza, because Australian isn't the funny foreign accent to me. It's the funny foreign accent to him.

 

I'm sure him imitating an American imitating an Australian is going to convince...someone. If only he'd noticed that the last time you misspelt something was probably in grade 2.

 

I didn't even speak English in grade 2.

 

I heard you communicated by pointing your dick at things.

Care to comment for Crocels, Matthew Hopkins Lolcow News?

 

I can confirm that Dynasty (known as династия elsewhere) is a resident of the beautiful city of Donbass, Ukraine.

 

You mean the dick pics are just childhood nostalgia?

 

The only Feds in my pocket are the Federalnaya.

 

Yeah, Vordrak is definitely on the spectrum. He thinks he's a lot more of a social chameleon than he is. His countless lame sock attempts, awkward self-referential posts on 8chan, blatant lying to my face over PM when confronted despite irrefutable evidence (2014 TTS "kind regards" post, hertfordshire regional IP address). Don't get me wrong, he's extremely proficient at causing mass panic, but he has no concept of how to sound like anything other than Monty Python skit despite his own beliefs to the contrary.

He should have answered Allah's calling and gone on to manage ISIS's social media accounts. He'd do a great job and actually have a reason to live.

 

Remember when he started using the 'based sam' phrase on /cow/ and KIA? He will never stop being a sped.

 

Well someone's gotta suck that dick after he put mom in a home.

 

Even the autistic KiA told him how embarrassing that was