• "For example in this post a user called Dynastia shares a victim’s phone number saying ‘Fight him irl’ (meaning ‘fight him in real life’). This appears to be counselling or procuring felony harassment since inevitably such victims do get frightening, anonymous calls."

Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Holy fuck the mental disintegration is nearing completion. He has gone full tinfoil.

    The suggestion that the farms is harbouring a secret FBI informer is possibly the most cowish of all cowishness.......
     
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  2. It's kinda ironic considering how many trolling attempts and legitimately concerning actions Vordrak's committed all in the name of slandering the Farms.

    He's more of a menace to society than we are, and we laugh at autistic people.
     
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  3. That's even more autistic and pathetic than "Izzy Hell" or "Carlos Chantor."

    That or it's a really laughable attempt to sow distrust.

    He's both so dumb and so insane that it is often difficult to know which he is being at any given time.
     
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  4. Have we even done anything illegal? Hell, didn't you ladies and gents get a pedophile arrested before I joined up?
     
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  5. The only time I ever interact with Oliver D. Smith is when he logs on here with one of his infinite sockpuppets after skyping with domestic terrorist Samuel Collingwood Smith before they then show each other beating off for their sick simultaneous amusement.

    So if anything I'd argue he's harassing me but since I'm not a sniveling little pussy like Oliver D. Smith, I'm not going to post a whiny blog about it, which will be laughed at on this fine establishment.

    Samuel Collingwood Smith seems like a 'false flag' domestic terrorist when it comes to his tactics, probably has multiple accounts here he uses to stir up waters in an attempt to catch fish out of the school of his perceived 'enemies.'
     
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  6. Everything we've compiled is publicly available or on the level of "those really stupid phone call pranks." It's extremely juvenile, but most of it is covered under the 1st Amendment right to be an asshole.

    Don't remember ever calling in a bomb threat, though, so points to Vordrak for taking it up a notch.
     
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  7. :story:

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    I don't recall seeing this here, but looks like Collingwood was interested in the CON Skype leaks, but only where CP was concerned, of course.

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  8. I'm starting to seriously believe this dumbass crusade is all Vordrak has to to live for.

    What else does he have in his life? A failed political career, a really fucking failed internet journalism career, a vegetative mother, and the most autistic grudge this side of Blarms.

    Null is the only thing keeping Samuel Collingsworth from suck-starting a 12 gauge I'd wager
     
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  9. God bless Sam Smith's work in shutting down this evil forum of perverts and sickos.
     
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  10. Here's your evil permathreadban. :julay:
     
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  11. hi oliver

    you have a whole thread to yourself bud, go post there if you want to be exceptional.
     
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  12. How about you two stop trying to fuck kids faggot.
     
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  13. Trust me, if we did anything illegal, I'd already be in jail. The number of people who've told me they are actively harassing local LEO to try and have me arrested for arbitrary reasons is absolutely insane.
     
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  14. You must have the patience of a saint sir. Props to you for being able to put up with this shite without going mad.
     
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  15. Cue shitposting: Die:null::dienull: onslaught.

    Oliver, never change. :lol:
     
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  16. At the end of the day, it's all worth it for that sweet, sweet lolmilk.
     
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  17. You're like living Blarms
     
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  18. We just shitpost that in shit threads. He knows it's with hate love.
     
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  19. Is there any tard cum sweeter?
     
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