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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Well......
     
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    #2841 LikeicareKF, Sep 16, 2016
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  2. He said secret.
     
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    #2842 Pepsi-Cola, Sep 16, 2016
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  3. Secret and KiwiFarms not ED.
     
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    #2843 The Kebab and Calculator, Sep 16, 2016
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  4. So how is your gf?
     
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    #2844 Cthulhu, Sep 16, 2016
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  5. >tfw no FBI stipend
     
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    #2845 Null, Sep 16, 2016
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  6. I paid it this month for CP stash
     
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    #2846 Cthulhu, Sep 16, 2016
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  7. Is there really a market for 'based Sam' within rough trade, like an actual market for unctuous clammy-skinned mad-grinning fuckpuppets?

    Maybe that will be his catch phrase after being railed in an alleyway somewhere:He'll croak out 'kind regards' as his leering bucks slouch away into the darkness.
     
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    #2847 chekovia, Sep 17, 2016
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    chekovia Gloating in the shadows...

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  8. Hello there! My name Arkonisas.

    English is not my first language, therefore I make wrong spelling of the difficult word "misinterpreted" (I spell it like a money with dyslexia would). But am still able to follow whatever Vordrak is talking about! Lucky me!

    Aar cieņu! (that is "kind regards" in my native Latvian tongue according to google translate)
     
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    #2848 Triggered Fivehead, Sep 17, 2016
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  9. See, the reality is we laugh at publicly available information because these idiots love to overshare and talk about themselves all the time. They can't cope one iota when someone mocks them because a lot of these people have always been mocked.

    Kiwi Farms: Officially a job creation scheme.

    Kind of funny how many of them are now taking the law into their own hands (and thus breaking the law) all to try and get us shut down.
     
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    #2849 Ponderous Pillock, Sep 17, 2016
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    #2850 Dynastia, Sep 17, 2016
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  11. I'm currently on death row tbh
     
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    #2851 Null, Sep 17, 2016
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  12. Don't worry, we're still going through with Operation Vordkek. We'll have you outta there in no time.
     
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    #2852 vertexwindi, Sep 17, 2016
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  13. Hang on let me make a phone call.
     
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    #2853 Dynastia, Sep 17, 2016
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  14. Okay, all fixed now?
     
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    #2854 Dynastia, Sep 17, 2016
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  15. you are a paedophile, Atlantid.
     
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    #2855 Tranhuviya, Sep 17, 2016
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    Tranhuviya Mercy is not dispensed here, fools - only lols!

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  16. Nope. That's just lies. When I call someone a paedophile I provide actual evidence, all you can do is post slander.

    Connor Evans (who posts as Lulzkiller here) from Wrexham born: 22/01/1998 is a real paedophile since he posted he would "get wiv" a girl as young as 13.
    http://ask.fm/connorevansmert/answers/47926989255
     
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    #2856 Oliver D Smith (Pedophile), Sep 17, 2016
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  17. whatever pedo
     
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    #2857 Tranhuviya, Sep 17, 2016
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    Tranhuviya Mercy is not dispensed here, fools - only lols!

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  18. Hi, Oliver!
     
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    #2858 Graffiti canvas, Sep 17, 2016
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  19. Why the fuck are you still here?
     
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    #2859 Jan_Hus, Sep 17, 2016
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    Jan_Hus I knew the truth...

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  20. No, but Oliver D. Smith is a paedophile.
     
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    #2860 Tranhuviya, Sep 17, 2016
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    Tranhuviya Mercy is not dispensed here, fools - only lols!

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