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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Dear Olly,

    You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK.

    And you rape children.

    Kind regards.
     
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  2. Correction: wants to rape children. He'd have to leave his basement to actually do it.
     
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  4. I'd fuck a 10 year old as long as they look at least 14, just saying
     
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  5. Can we get this as random text. @Null
     
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  7. I'm convinced that Vordrak is like Prince John and Oliver is like his Sheriff of Nottingham.
     
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  8. ed sux lol

    u madd????
     
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  9. Im just talking about perceived incomeincome in general. I dont know where those sites get their numbers from but its nowhere near accurate
     
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    #2874 LikeicareKF, Oct 4, 2016
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  10. #2875 An Ghost, Oct 4, 2016
    Last edited: Oct 4, 2016
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  11. Lol ok
     
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  12. I wonder if Shkreli has heard of ED?
     
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  13. Yes KF is a growing site not a long dead one fam. It's sad brah ED was once great.
     
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  14. I am Martin Shkreli

    I thought everyone knew that by now
     
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