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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. I think Jaimas is thinking of WikiInAction, which did ban Vordrak.

    Not that he seems to have done anything but sperg about Kiwi Farms for the past months, but I wouldn't be surprised if his site is on a blacklist now like theralphretort, ED, and the Farms are.
     
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  2. By their standards, they consider you a "dickwolf" and that's a ban on sight offense.

    Basically, they are massive faggots, with no sense of humor whatsoever.
     
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  3. Let's randomly dox some of them to Gawker while we still can.
     
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  4. Give me a list of names. I'd love to ruin a bunch of tards who take vidya too seriously
     
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  5. Hand of Bane
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  6. Actually, Vordy may have had a lot to do with that. You were a frequent source of his sperging, old friend.
     
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  7. Quit hoarding cocks and post what you got.
     
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  8. He certainly sperged about you enough on his own site:

    I know you like where this is going.

    Motherfucker's a bit obsessed, man. I think it was the Amy Lee avatar.

    ...I was afraid of this. The spergs are starting to blur together.

    At this rate I'm going to accuse Homer of being Brianna Wu and shit's going to get really, really awkward.
     
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  9. Ya I know all about that he also tried suing me in internet court, put a $5k bounty on me and has been sending rape threats to Margaret Pless and terrorist threats to hospitals under my name. When people start trying to get me gitmo'd I pay attention lol.
     
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  10. £5000 GBP (Good Boy Points)
     
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  11. Ok :heart-full:
     
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  12. LOL Vordy does lawyering

    "prosecutors must also have regard to whether the offence was motivated by any discrimination towards the victims national origin, ethnicity, gender or disability". [his quoting, bolding, underlining and italicising]

    no underlining of "offence", which never fucking happened.

    The twats a moron.
     
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  13. Pull the other one, Vordy, it's got bells on.
     
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    #2936 Hellfire, Oct 20, 2016
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  14. "Kristen Mortensen (until recently @Krist10Mor10sen on Twitter) is a popular and attractive model."

    *VORDRAK UNZIPS*
     
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  15. I wonder if the terms of his undertaking mean he's not allowed to fap to Amy Lee?
     
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  16. Mess with the cucks, get their horns.
     
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  17. I wonder what poor Vordrak is doing now?

    All he has left are 1000 socks but none of them are as special as 'Vordrak' - the internet superstar.
     
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