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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  2. Looks like he is still working with Oliver Smith/Atlantid, threatening to dox and harass GethN7.

    http://archive.is/0EXpL

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    @Dynastia "We are the good guys after all." - Samuel Collingwood Smith, after engaging in international terrorism because his feelings were hurt

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  3. There's nothing like terrorising underage girls, sending rape threats to feminists, shooting threats to schools and bomb threats to children's hospitals to prove you're doing the Lord's work, inshallah.
     
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  4. Wtf is Geth supposed to have done that the police need "alerting"?
     
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  5. Made fun of an extremely respected and important McKenzie Friend on the internet.
     
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  6. Geth seems pretty neutral on most things. Are these unhinged fools truly that salty?
     
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  7. Geth can get pretty spergy about things he perceives as unjust but he genuinely seems not to have a malicious bone in his body, which puts him at a massive disadvantage against the "no bad tactics" brigade.
     
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  8. Of course he's no Bond villain. Blofeld, Scaramanga, No, et al were competent for the most part.
     
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  9. I especially love how at this point half of Kiwi Farms and EDF and even a few people on /r/drama all have my confirmed full name, landline and street address but nobody is giving it to Sam solely because of his insulting obviously-fake offer of half a lolsuit settlement he's never going to see. If he just sat tight and never even offered that ridiculous bounty dozens of people would have sold me out a month ago when I first got doxed just to watch the drama and lulz, but since he went and basically insulted the intelligence of anyone that might possibly help him, they've adopted a full-blown fucking Omerta-level code of silence to keep it from him.

    So thanks Sam. Really, thank you. Because of you I am quite possibly the only person in the world that the malicious dregs of the internet will struggle earnestly to keep undoxed.
     
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    He also spammed this at a bunch of spergs such as Margaret Pless, Jake Alley, and Alison Rapp.

    In the latest humiliation for Kiwi Farms and its owner Joshua Conner Moon, its Google Adverts seem to have disappeared as of a week or two ago. Whilst Google never comments publicly on such matters, two separate online tools confirm that KiwiFarms.net and KiwiFarm.is are banned.

    The ban is a major humiliation for Joshua Conner Moon. Ranksays.com estimates that the site is worth $439 per month and that money is now lost to Joshua Moon and his company LOLCow LLC. It is widely acknowledged that Google are one of the best advertising networks by far.


    By his own admission Moon dreams of a software development role earning a modest $30,000 or so a year (approximately £24,414). Unfortunately for the wannabe developer, despite his detailed CV on the site jaw.sh, Moon is unlikely to find it easy to obtain or keep employment in the software development industry.

    Kiwi Farms exists to harass the disabled. Click for full size.

    As owner of Kiwifarms.net, Josh Moon is by his own admission the owner of a deeply controversial and increasingly challenged site, which describes itself as, “Gossip and exploitation of the mentally handicapped for amusement purposes”.

    The site contains numerous threads targeting individuals for vile abuse and disclosure of personal details, explicitly on the basis of a wide variety of characteristics protected in United Kingdom or United States law. These include gender, disability status and feminist advocacy. If any company foolishly engaged Joshua Conner Moon any opportunistic co-worker could claim harassment and rely on his website as evidence of his propensities regardless of his guilt.

    Worse, because the targets of Moon’s site include the mentally vulnerable and disabled, he and his family have been the targets of complaints and even personal visits from victims. There have even been mutilation threats. No employer wants to risk damage to their reputation and business like that from an employee.

    Moon parted company acrimoniously with his high profile recent client, the operators of website 8Chan. Moon wrote an article badmouthing them (archive here) and accusing them of being about to, “betray the userbase and become a lackey for the US government”. Even if this was true it amounts to a breach of his client’s confidence. Certainly 8Chan founder Frederick Brennan had his own criticisms of Moon (archive here).

    During at least part of Moon’s tenure 8Chan was blocked from Google, allegedly due to prolific child abuse content. However, under new owner Jim Watkins it has been cleaned up and now appears in search results again.

    Moon moved on to open up his own competing site called 16Chan – again a red flag for any employer. As DailyKos reports here, “Josh Moon has a history of harboring child porn in communities he moderates”. Whilst definitions of ‘child porn’ vary from country to country, 16 Chan contained a board called /Phile/ that featured paedophile, ‘erotica’ – for those who happen to find pre-teen snuff stories erotic. The board was limited to text as such materials are not against the law in the US or UK. The board was explicitly allowed as it was within very precise rules set by Moon.

    Unfortunately for Joshua Moon by his own admission 16Chan did not attract a vibrant user base and he eventually closed the site (archive of announcement) stating, “I’d rather not see 16chan die a slow death from neglect so I am going to humanely put it down.”

    Not only did Joshua Conner Moon publicly badmouth his former employer, he attempted to compete with them and he failed. The recent Google Adsense ban is just another nail in the coffin of his credibility as a web site owner and developer.

    • Note, recently users asked whether Matthew Hopkins News is continuing to cover Kiwi Farms. The answer is a definite, ‘yes’. More is coming soon, although there will most likely be articles on other topics first as this is not a single issue site.
    [UPDATE 02/11/2016 20:44 GMT] – $439 x 12 = $5,268. So Moon has lost about $5,000 dollars due to his ban.
     
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  11. Humiliated by something nobody even noticed? Lol.
     
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  12. I also thought this place didn't have any Google adverts? Certainly I've never seen one.

    Congratulations, Vordy, you have got Nool booted from a platform he didn't even use.
     
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  13. Maybe Null should get on the dole like Sam. Make the government fund this site.
     
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  14. I fucking wish the ads brought in $450 a month. He's trusting some bullshit calculator like this:

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    If you niggers were worth $21,000 I'd have already sold you out and bought a car.
     
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  15. After having seen Vordrak's willingness to switch sides in order to strike out at people, I now understand his true motives.

    He's obsessed with being seen as the smartest and most beloved guy in the room and crushing anyone who opposes him, and if he can't outright destroy them, he's happy to settle for humiliating them instead, fully convinced he's on the side of the angels the whole time.

    He never was truly loyal to Gamergate as an idea, he just wanted to use it to get people to praise him for being smart, and early on, he did kinda get that. Unfortunately, he got bolder and more brazen like he did when he became an Evanescence stalker, his ego swelled far larger than his common sense, and he started getting pissed every single time he was disagreed with and when the other gators called him out on his willingness to use his legal knowledge to screw people over.

    By this point, he had been getting a ton of shit from us, and he wanted so badly to look like the victim he tried to personal army KotakuinAction against us, especially over that "GamerGate Farms" rebranding.

    It backfired, KIA sensibly backed away from fueling an autistic war with us to Vordrak's rage, and he ground away any respect he might have ever had as his butthurt ego couldn't take being told to quit being an angry aspie, so he decided to sell out to people he was happy to attack like Margaret Pless, just because he was too much of a manbaby to get over himself.

    And everything from that point on has just been him continuing to tard rage against here to no effect and being willing to team up with other butthurt manchildren with similarly bruised egos against their mutual enemies, just for revenge over silly shit.

    tl;dr: He's still the same immature jackass since the Evanescence stalking, only he's somewhat older now and no more intelligent and mature either.
     
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  16. Cucked by your own word filter nig-ger. Lol
     
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  17. The domain name has to be worth something
     
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  18. A tall glass of Fanta and a raunchy night with a PS3.
     
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  19. @Null @Dynastia he misses you guys. Terrorist Samuel Collingwood Smith is threatening to post Null's info to jihadist websites.

    http://archive.is/xvQAI

    Cow crossover with Jonathan Bishop.

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    Cow crossover with Oliver D. Smith in the comments.
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