Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

That's a lovely tabloid piece, Sam. I can tell that you put a lot of time and effort into staging and writing that one. It's a real shame that you've already been banned everywhere for spamming, so no one will ever see it.

 

Naturally, if Special Agent Joseph Lavelle wants to ask me anything about the hateful and irresponsible terror campaign Samuel Collingwood Smith has launched against me and my Best Friend in the Whole Wide World Joshua Moon, I'm more than willing to co-operate and would suggest he start a forum account to contact me, to avoid being misled by any impersonator accounts. I am a good boy finna turn my life around and have always supported the efforts of law enforcement to bring unhinged terrorists to justice, regardless of their jurisdictional limits. All I want is to be left in peace to talk about dead people's roastbeef vagina flaps, and not get murdered by ISIS because a fat mentally-ill failed politician from the bumfuck sticks of England can't deal with the fact that I made fun of that time he stalked an underage girl for three years because she got made the moderator of a mallgoth band's forum.

Also I am super super super open to the idea of flipping on @juntaro I've been wanting to do that for months, you don't even have to threaten me with charges or offer me a deal I am super ready to flip and roll on him so hard. It doesn't even have to be shit he actually did I'll make shit up about him if you want me to I don't give a fuck.

 

As usual, the Twitter account Samuel claims isn't him (but definitely is) was activated to spam people with his latest blog.

 

I retweeted it, god knows he needs the help now that he's banned from basically everywhere.

 

He knows about those threats because he made them and looked up police reports weeks after because I didn't say anything about them.

You're a terrorist, Samuel Collingwood Smith, and your crimes will catch you one day. You'll drift into complacency and get sloppy as you threaten yet-another child hospital. They'll snatch you up in the middle of the night and no one will even notice. It only takes one mistake. You may have already made that mistake.

Your obsession with me will be the end of your entire life at this rate.

 

My obsession with you is just the beginning of mine uguuuuuuu

 

Yes, because people are really going to take him seriously when the next post down is "Hillary Clinton's links to Satan."

This is weapons grade autism.

 

How long before we start seeing 'how do you do, fellow Muslims?' on radical islam forums?

 

Based al-Vordame'en!

 

Copying somebody is the most sincere form of flattery. That's why he pretends to be Nul and Dyn and send threatening emails. I'm sure Samuel Collingwood Smith would love nothing more than make Jew finger necklaces or hack/slash up babies with everybody. He just wants to fit in with us TRUE and HONEST Islams.

 

it's so rambling and all over the place. obviously a crazy person. it's just another tl;dr "i hate nul/dyn. he's mean"

 

He's still going, the fucking madman.

 

@Dynastia how long did he stalk and terrorize that teen? this is just par for the course

 

Just 66 days to go before we can declare his first anniversary of being really really mad at us on the internet.

 

I forgot about that. He's never gonna stop. Years from now he'll still be forging emails and obsessing about us

 

Is Vordrak the kind of stalker you ever had in mind when you undertook hosting this site? I know you knew there were some risks, but is he defying your expectations of what it means to be obsessed with someone?

 

Just vordrak and nully, hanging out vordrak got pretty hungry so he started to pout Nully asked if Vordrak was down ⬇for something yummy and him asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! Vordrak drinks them! He slurps them! He swallows them whole It makes nully happy so it's vordraks only goal... Harder Nully! Harder Null! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 Vordrak is Nully's fuccboi but also a ETHICS JOURNALIST! He makes Vordrak feel squishy!He makes him feel good! He makes him feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

 

Just vordrak and nully, hanging out vordrak got pretty hungry so he started to pout Nully asked if Vordrak was down ⬇for something yummy and him asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! Vordrak drinks them! He slurps them! He swallows them whole It makes nully happy so it's vordraks only goal... Harder Nully! Harder Null! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 Vordrak is Nully's fuccboi but also a ETHICS JOURNALIST! He makes Vordrak feel squishy!He makes him feel good! He makes him feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

 

stop stealing my memes