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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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    1. IM DELETING YOU, NULLY!
    2. ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
    3. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
    4. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
    5. ███████████] 99% complete.....
    6. ERROR! True Nullies are irreplaceable He could never delete you Nully !

    7. Send this to ten other Gamergators who give you cummies Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again

    8. ❌❌❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you
    9. 3 back: you're squishy☁
    10. ️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten

    11. ~Ne ne! This is a gamergate cummie <3 that means you make somebody really squishy! uwu (≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squishie ishie and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩
     
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  1. frig off Melville you are a meme thief
     
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    Dynastia

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  2. He had to write all that instead of just masturbating to the idea of being allowed to moderate a dead career garbage emo band forum or licking Terryberry's rotting roast beef flaps after exhuming her body?

    What a loser.

    (Also, lulz trying to portray Trump as either concerned about who he associates with politically or adept at doing so in the first place. It's like he's spent all year in an echo chamber of the guy who lost the popular vote and doesn't understand what he's describing, like a blind man feeling an elephants nose and tail and describing snakes and rope being what he's just touched.)
     
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  3. Now Oliver is trying to call me a white nationalist!

    The lügenpresse will learn to keep their lying mouths shut.
     
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  4. He is stringing together some pretty flimsy bullshit to support that argument, but in all fairness to him you are a white nationalist.
     
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  5. That's not true, I'm just a nationalist and an islamaphobe, which I don't consider a phobia because phobias by definition are irrational and hating Islam is completely rational.
     
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  6. Oh wow I didn't know you were such a cuck and ashamed of your white heritage.
     
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  7. oh wait actually, I just remembered you're Italian and now I understand why you're ashamed of your 'white' heritage

    never mind
     
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  8. I'm pretty sure the FBI understands shitposting.
     
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  9. They've been putting up with 4chan's shit for so long it'd be impossible for them not to. The question is whether or not they have the patience for shitposting.
     
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  10. How dare you cuck me out of my original content. Cummies for Vordrak will always be my Magnum Opus.

    Just vordrak and nully, hanging out
    vordrak got pretty hungry so he started to pout

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cummies-for-vordrak.19874/

    It's my pride and joy, don't cuck me Vordy.
     
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  11. He got memed into believing 'spirit cooking' is a real thing. Bet he believes Miley Cyrus is a illuminati clone as well.
     
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  12. If I ever get a call from the FBI over this silliness the first second thing I'm going to do is demand they arrest @CatParty for stealing my memes because that's apparently the sort of thing they investigate now.

    The first thing I'm going to do is ask if they can afford long distance phonecalls.
     
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  13. Kiwi Null and Dynastia Inc Twitter accounts have been suspended, among others. Vordrak's on /cow/ gloating about it.

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    gosh that took all of eight seconds to do
     
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  15. God all you do is send dick pics to people and months later you're suspended. Twitter is such assholes ;)
     
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  17. No-one ever accused Vordrak of being smart.
     
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  18. My work here is done? I find that hard to believe. Vordrak seems incapable of letting anything go.

    Unless he's willing to accept this as a victory since nothing he has done has led to anything meaningful.
     
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  19. http://archive.is/https://twitter.com/BenvolaStar/*

    Looks like he got rid of all his retweets of smut that he used to do after sperging out and spamming about the Farms. http://archive.is/K8A8q

    I don't know if this stuff archives well so I'll screencap it before Sammy boy decides to delete it all.

    Here's his 11 'like's.

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    Who he's following. a clusterfuck of Gamergate/anti-Gamergate Twitter spergs along with @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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    Who followed him.

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