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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. No way he's retiring that account unless he already has multiple sock accounts set up.
     
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  2. It's funny that Samuel Collingwood Smith got into bed with Oliver D. Smith, aside from the surnames and being banned from Wikipedia both of them are prolific sockpuppeteers.
     
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  3. He's probably just protesting Twitter specifically like the rest of the Alt-Right is.
     
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  4. Trump could literally buy Twitter. And that's even including his lack of liquid assets that would qualify him to be an actual billionaire.
     
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  5. No one wants to buy Twitter though, it burns money.
     
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  6. Our lolcows should start a gofundme to buy it. They can't live without it and they'd love to be able to make it even more of a hugbox.
     
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  7. Why would vordy celebrate individual account closures and protest twitter for doing it generally? Unless he wasn't a salty hypocrite?
     
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  8. He's a massive hypocrite. If you reported his blog to Hostgator they'd probably shut it down, yet I don't because I don't care about what some fat cunt on a shitty muslim island says.
     
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  9. lol he's on cow trying to get them to pa the chick from the evenesence forums
     
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  10. holy fucking shit can you imagine being this salty over not getting to hotpocket a mallgoth forum ten years ago lmfao
     
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    even tho any idiot here can just head over and look for themselves i gave it a basic cropjob b/c cow threads eventually die but kiwis stay forever but yeah he's trying to PA her on /cow/ for stealing his hotpockets all those years ago

    he is fucking deranged
     
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  12. I didn't even know who she was until terrorist Samuel Collingwood Smith pa'd /cow/ against her. Why he cares about this now is beyond belief. He's so old and pitiable.
     
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  13. She's the one I tracked down and got the Evanescence stalking story from and was basically nice to on twitter when he started threatening her with legal action again. I assume he's saying you're the one whiteknighting and obsessing over her because he knows a lot of cowoys hate you and hopes they might fuck with her to piss you off, but they mostly think I'm basically okay (for an attention-whoring shitposter who keeps KISSING UP TO NOOL).
     
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  14. Counsel for Evanescence and Amy Lee might be interested in that.
     
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  15. Anonymous e-mail to Schillings in the dead of night maybe?
     
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  16. With a cc to the Bar Association.

    It's almost amusing how he tries to convince people that shit getting mentioned in Parliament is a big deal. And his obsession with styling himself as "Vordy" is just pathetic.
     
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  17. Yep. Also, this John Hemming character who was his Parliamentary asspatter? Probably a lolcow himself, frankly.
     
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  18. They should just create a biographical article on Wikipedia for Samuel Collingwood Smith and have the GamerGate article redirect to it.
     
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  19. Is he on a power trip or something?
     
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  20. Yes.

    And it's as pathetic as it sounds.

    Samuel Collingwood Smith getting high on the power he has is like a Girl Scout getting drunk on a shotglass full of wine cooler.
     
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