Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

I've never witnessed such a pathetic person.

 

Even more pathetic. He's getting off on the *illusion* of power. He misrepresents his "achievements"to make himself seem more important than he is, knowing full well that his intended audience will take his claims at face value.

He loves invoking the Parliament thing because he knows damned well that it sounds super serious and important to an audience which isn't going to check what actually took place.

 

It's also the apogee of Sam's power. It's his four touchdowns in a single game. Now look at what he's left to wage his battles with.

 

wait is he trying to >imply that he got the chick from Evanescence dropped from her record label over child porn? because that seems like the sort of thing that would make the news, or at least be in the band's wikipedia article, like when that guy from Lostprophets decided that babyfuck really was awwright.

instead, wikipedia says that in October 2013, Wind-Up Records sold part of their catalog and master recordings to another label, and that Amy Lee sued for unpaid royalties. this roughly matches up with "a few weeks after" the sperging on the Parliament site (September 5, 2013).

 

Someone really should ask Sam what was the subject of the question he had asked in parliament.

And provide a transcript or it didn't happen.

 

A better thing to ask him might be the response.

 

Someone was trying to get the bounty on @Dynastia

http://archive.is/ls9dA

Spoiler

He plans to stalk Dynastia for years.

@CatParty



Terrorist Samuel Collingwood Smith also has an article about the Twitter pedo rings that reddit-4chan-8chan-Twitter joint ops have been working to uncover, which he of course turns into an excuse to obsess more over Dynastia and Null.
http://archive.is/kMoFA

Spoiler

He emailed Twitter and claims they banned Null and Dynsatia within 12 minutes of it.



He is trying to pin his own terrorist threats against a children's hospital on Dynastia, again.

 

"Kiwi Farms along with its affiliates forms an unspeakable cauldron of malevolent paedophile horror" is one for the random.txt

 

Do we even have any affiliates?

Besides NAMBLA, I mean.

 

ISIS, Crash Override Network, and Evanescence.

 

I love this 'before Null put on weight' caption. Cheeky comment from a cheeky asshole.

 

Cheeky comment from a chubby asshole.

The ride never ends with "Vordrak".

 

Chubby arsehole with a cuboidal head.

 

Vordrak is probably fat himself.

 

He's looking pretty fat here



Btw anyone seen this express article? http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/68...ibel-damages-being-wrongly-accused-paedophile

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lol if only they knew...

 

Yes, it was posted when it was published in July.

 

The Dangerous Faggot meets the Mostly Harmless Autist.

 

I still maintain that Milo is struggling to hold in laughter at Samuel Autismwood Smith in that shot.

 

Is it possible to look "intrinsically gay"


Like, the homo is obs Milo but the faggot is clearly Samuel

 

"You can totes shop him 'nonymously also for kek."

I can't even tell what sort of "totally not an old man unfamiliar with typing mannerisms on the internet" he's trying to pretend to be here. Is he trying to make himself sound like a teenage girl? A 4chan user? I've literally never even seen anyone type out "anonymously" like that, it doesn't even make sense to shorten the word in that way.
His attempts have gone past "how do you do fellow kids" and straight into absurdity now.