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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. That's exactly what he wants, desperately. He wants to be taken seriously. That's why this site sends him into an absolute pants-shitting insane rage, because we treat him as the lolcow he is and are explicit about it.

    He's so autistic that when someone (like that Beaudette guy) treats him as dismissively as his lack of importance warrants, he is sure they're just dumb. They just don't understand who they're dealing with.

    That we understand we're dealing with a laughable lolcow really flimflams his jimjams.
     
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  2. I'm just sort of amazed he's actually calling actual pedophiles pedophiles for a change.
     
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  3. Fire off enough rounds and you're bound to eventually hit something. Would be hilarious if it was a :ruse: though.
     
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  4. Let's be completely honest tho, it's only because he's salty reddit banned him.
     
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  5. His tone in that article is amazing though. Instead of giving people suggestions on how they can help, he gives them fucking orders, like he has some kind of authority over them.
     
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  6. He is THE Samuel Collingwood Smith! Why can't they just understand this?
     
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  7. BASED SAM
     
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  8. Within the week?

    Christ, you're in an optimistic mood.
     
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  9. He;s going to piss off the wrong people, most likely. This going to end up with based Sam being a pizzagate style fucktoy for the Illuminati until a slow lingering death. We'll read a small page 18 news article about his sodomised copse spread-eagled in Notingham Forest or something. They are going to scalia this guy.
     
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  11. Expect another Parliamentary mention of a forum hiding paedophiles.
     
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  12. I can't believe he uses that horrible, creepy picture as his avatar.
     
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  13. So creepy it gives me chills
     
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  14. Another article is up about the reddit pedos. I'm fairly sure Vordrak commented as "CASSeeBurn" given the line about the "creepy French dude" aka Beaudette. At least he's mostly trying to call attention to a bunch of sick fuck subreddits?

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  15. Vordrak... goddamn, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
     
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