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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. That thread is a headache to read. Can't even describe it. You have a lot of people who are very angry and anyone not in 100% agreement with them is immediately the enemy. This is why the cripple stopped caring about 8chan in a nutshell.
     
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  2. This time the thread was started by and mostly posted in by Vordrak. Josh/Kiwi cow threads are getting less and less active and the saltiest comments are usually from frequent posters in them, and this recent spate of activity is all by people who've never posted in the thread before because Vordrak thinks changing proxy after every post will make him look natural (it doesn't).

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    Arrows are Vordrak, the crossed-out one is an actual /cow/boy. Question mark is maybe Vordrak but I'm slightly less confident. I guess we're suppoesd to think there's an entire army of /cow/boys who'll just casually pop into the thread once to say "Hey josh is a paedophile and Vordrak is bringing luljulay" and then move on.

    After this cap it's nothing but cummies and shitposts from garbage kiwis who showed up after I started capping it here, and "Hi Josh" would probs actually be warranted for once.
     
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  3. Why can't you confirm it? You are Geth.
     
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  4. That sounds a lot like something Geth would say to stay out of the spotlight.

    Nice try.
     
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  5. You're so obvious when you sock, Geth!
     
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  6. I really wish Gab.ai had a counter of how many posters disliked a post as well, it only counts likes like Twitter.

    @Null, did those upvotes/downvotes look different last time you checked Geth's account?

    Update: Is Vordrak reading this shit right now? If so, then, he just confirmed it because all those negative rated posts just went back to 0 or positive values.
     
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  7. HI GETH
     
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  8. >full English breakfast
    >healthy

    It's chilling to see the disconnect from reality...

    No but really, the "Kellogg was a wacko with some really disturbed ideas that were going around like syphilis in that era" thing has even been explored in a Hollywood movie. It's the same logic as people who oppose Planned Parenthood even existing in Current Year because Margaret Sanger possibly thought there were too many black people. They choose to ignore the memo that she's dead and people generally stop taking direct orders from a dead person (generally -- look where we are, after all). I mean, have your own opinion on abortion either way as it is practiced today and stand behind it. Or don't like the Democrats, but don't also whine that before he changed his mind about fucking everything, Sen. Robert Byrd was kind of a dick. People had weird opinions in the past, film at 11.
     
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  9. no you don't understand Kelloggs cut advertising for breitbart or something so now they are paedophiles and must be destroyed
     
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  10. The joy he gets from socking and seeing downvotes issued on a blogging site. I wouldn't be surprised if he used them to upvote himself.

    I just hope sooner or later he runs afoul of someone or targets the wrong person and his Youtube etc. get taken down for being batshit insane.
     
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  11. Sams like a household pet that suffered head trauma.

    Its funny at first to watch it stumble around, thinking it can stand steady on its feet. But after a while the lulz disappears and you wonder whether its kinder to put it out of its misery.
     
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  12. Sam could literally murder Null and the world would still be reminded of the adventures of Samuel Collingwood Smith. He should know how this works given the things he's been involved with.
     
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  13. "golden lulijay and julaying Joshy for the sweetest of lulz"

    At first I thought this was word salad, but then it hit me: Sam is trying to Sweetheart Saga Null.

    Watch out, Null, he might just steal the medallion of your heart :heart-empty:
     
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  14. @Null @Dynastia From the Tommy Tooter thread. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy...erg-whistleblower.18925/page-292#post-1939765

    Matthew Hopkins <matthopkins@thewitchfindergeneral.com>

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    to edwardprzydzial, laurelai, laurelai, yanderedev, sheenaduquette, me, stilanas, drrlmc, carolinachroni., hojuruku
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    Dear All,

    First, for laughs, Moon is now on -283 popularity on Gab. As you know earlier this year I successfully sued Encyclopaedia Dramatica, representing myself.http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co....le-by-trolls/story-29516156-detail/story.html

    URGENT I am planning to sue Kiwi Farms' host Frantech. The owner Franciso Dias has a nice big house. Imagine if it was, ooh, say sold to pay me some absurd amount of damages. I can actually sue him in the UK courts as Frantech is in Canada which enforces UK libel judgements.

    I plan to have a law firm do the initial letter to him, then I will go after his company and belongings representing myself. I have an offer of a retainer to send a cease and desist letter to Frantech to try and make them drop Kiwi Farms. It is $1,500 Canadian (£888 UK, $1,130 USD) which I can afford but am seeking donations for as I would prefer to explore cheaper options. PLEASE DONATE! GoFundMe here - . [Archive http://archive.is/Mbmvc ]

    I will be willing to put my own money in for the C&D letter, once the total has reached only £500 UK. Any surplus on the £888 will be used to fund court issue fees or some other anti-Kiwi action such as background checks on individuals or Private Investigators / Photographers. Court issue fees in the UK is basically 5% of the amount claimed, so about £500 for a £10K claim, £1000 for a £20,000 claim and so on.

    Kind regards,

    Sam Smith

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    Attachments area

    Tommy Tooter Dec 10 (2 days ago)
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    hey man, i can file against moon as part of 1983 civil rights complaint again...

    Matthew Hopkins <matthopkins@thewitchfindergeneral.com>
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    to me
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    No thank you. Looking for a donation please. Up to you if you give ... but every little helps. I am an actual lawyer as you know so this should work.
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  15. lmao

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  16. Vordrak wants other people to fund his legal action. lol

    Careful Vordrak, you're perilously close to outright lying when you claim your GFM is "for anti-discrimination legal action against a third party" and not a fund for a personal libel case. We'd hate to see you get in trouble with the Bar for soliciting funds by deception.

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    http://archive.is/Mbmvc
     
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  17. Speaking of which, the Solicitors Regulation Authority asked us to alert them if Sam ever claims to be a lawyer (because he isn't one). If anyone can sweet talk Tommy Tooter into giving us a screencap of that email reply where Sam claims he's a lawyer it'd be a good one for the files.
     
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  18. Yeah, he carefully selected his marks for that letter. They're all too stupid to realise that 1) he can't represent anyone else as legal counsel because he's not qualified to do so; and 2) he's trying to fund a personal action with their money.

    If the C&D doesn't work, he's just going to file another small claims action and hope for a default judgement.
     
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  19. So what do we got here..?
    • Eddie Dzial
    • Laurelai Bailey
    • Yandere Dev
    • Sheena Duquette
    • Tommy Tooter
    • Richard "Terra"/"Buffalo Bill" Jones
    • Dr. Robert L. McKim
    • Luke McKee
    • "carolinachroni." (@Connor Bible is that you?)
    truly a terrifying group of supervillains and psychopaths guys
     
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