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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Trying to get donations from that lot. lol
     
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  2. You will never find a more wretched hive of salt and autism.
     
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    #3182 ObeseScreamingBlackMan, Dec 13, 2016
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  3. Vordrak really, really wants that lolcow award.
     
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    #3184 Mikemikev, Dec 13, 2016
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  4. I think we all know where that came from.
     
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    #3185 repentance, Dec 13, 2016
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  5. Department of Work and Pensions.
     
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  6. Is Vordrak sperging about his brilliant legal strategy on /cow/ yet?
     
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  7. I don't think he knows it's been leaked yet. (Thanks Tommy)
     
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  8. Kind regards
     
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  9. So if we posted everything we've said about him here over there, he'd pretty much have to stop posting there and threaten to sue the pig farmer.
     
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  10. Not quite. 8chan is delisted by Google so it doesn't matter to him. If you google 8chan you get the Wikipedia article followed by the czaks clone of 8chan on .pl, so 8chan and ED are controlled opposition.
     
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  11. He considers getting Null's Gab into negative.... points(?) such a crowning achievement that it's the reason he's going through with this plan. This man's focus on internet reputation will be the death of him.
     
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  12. That or diabetes.
     
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  13. Still trying to assemble a lolcow legion of doom i see
     
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  14. This message is salty as fuck.


     
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  15. The great legal minds of our time are going to battle against one another.
     
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  16. "... kiwi farmers are really the most inconsequential ... of any of the criminal gangs..."
    Our cover has been blown !
     
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  17. Zero mentions so far of him trying to solicit money and working with pedophiles, rapist(s), and other degenerates.
     
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  18. "Sent from my iPhone"

    I knew it
     
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  19. Smoking an opp pack now on the Tooter-Smith alliance.
     
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