Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

I'm glad that this fat useless cumstain is still at it.

And I am honored to have appeared briefly in his E T H I C A L video on the Farms/Null.

 

I tried summoning Amy Lee and now I can't wake up. Save me.

How does this site permit paedophiles though, if anything the paedo cows are the most loathed of all.

 

lol owned.

 

Oh my god is he just messaging every single person who follows you on gab begging them to unfollow you now?

This is a guy who sent out terror threats over being made fun of called a parliamentary inquiry into why he didn't get to moderate the Evanescence forums and I'm still stunned.

 

inb4 @ConservativeHeadline are going to be his next libel victims.

They are obviously pedo sympathizers.

 

I'm still not sure why. I don't use Gab to promote the Kiwi Farms or anything else I do. I just Trump post because I like talking about politics and news and don't want to insert it into the forum. I can still talk about Trump on Reddit and Gab even if I have no followers or upvotes.

 

Paedo cows?! You're breeding a herd of paedophiles?!
By the powers invested in me by a washed-up British politician, I find you, @vertexwindi, guilty of paedophilia!!!

 

Because Sam's got an over-inflated sense of self-worth and importance and is vindictive right down to the bone.

For as long as you are able to post stuff anywhere on the internet, no matter if there's an audience or not, he's going to hound you. It's obviously funnier with an audience, but w/e.

 

When people told me they hated Joshua Moon or (far worse) that they were "not fans," I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: "I love Joshua Moon. I am in awe of him. I am set free by him. He will be the greatest web admin our lolcow-watching internet fandom has ever seen."

I wish, in those exchanges, I had not asked gentle, tolerant questions about a hater's ridiculous allergy to him, or Moon's fictional misdeeds and imagined character flaws. More deeply still, I wish I had not reasoned with anyone, patiently countered their ludicrous emotionalism and psychologically disturbed theories. I wish I had said, flatly, "I love him." As if I had been asked about my father or son. No defensiveness or polemics; not dignifying the crazy allegations with so much as a Snopes link.

Maybe "I love him" seemed too cuckolded, too sentimental, too un-pragmatic. Not coalition-building, kind of culty. But people say with impunity they love Obama, the state of Israel, their churches, Kurt Cobain. In the end, I wish I'd said it because it's true.

And I'm not alone in my commitment. Dozens of Moon's supporters — we were thanked by Josh as the "attack dogs of the Kiwi Farms" — expressed it among themselves, all the time, in raptures or happy tears with each new display of our hero's ferocious intelligence, depth, and courage. We were frankly bewildered by the idea that anyone would hedge their commitment to him ("You don't have to be his friend"; "Yes, he's made mistakes"; "lesser of two evils"). We didn't remember anyone turning to this stock ambivalence when discussing Obama, Babe Ruth, FDR. If only one reporter — they knew about us — could have published a headline like "Joshua Moon Inspires Historic Levels of Adoration From His Supporters" about the people who have had their lives transformed by the power of his brilliant webforum, unrivaled effectiveness, and extraordinary career. Just one headline like that, like the ones Frederick Brennan got.

Usually a legend is made by men and media — the legend of Kennedy, say, or Jim Morrison — and then, much later, a biopic, pretending to evenhandedness, reveals the legend's shortcomings, his "human" side. The shortcomings are almost always something exactly no one actually believes compromises his heroism. His problem drinking. His mistreatment of women. Well, takedowns of Josh were always already written. He has somehow made the time to hear out each dead-end line of reasoning about his fake mortal sins, and often he has also thanked everyone for sparing him further moral lashings, as if that were a kindness. Under cover of "humanizing" the intimidating valedictorian, reports and investigations and media clichés vilified her. But the internet hero never got to be a legend first. And yet he is one, easily surpassing Lowtax, moot, and hotwheelz.

I want to reverse the usual schedule of things, then. We don't have to wait until he dies to act. Joshua Moon's name belongs on ships, and airports, and tattoos. She deserves straight-up hagiographies and a sold-out Broadway show called LOLCOW. Yes, this cultural canonization is going to come after the chronic, constant, nonstop "On the other hand" salty hedging around his legacy. But such is the courage of Joshua Moon and his supporters; we reverse social orders. Maybe he is more than an admin. Maybe he is an idea, a world-historical hero, light itself. The Kiwi Farms is too small for him. He belongs to a much more elite class of Webizens, the more-than-admins. Zuckerberg, Steve Huffman., Kim Fucking Dot Com.

Joshua Moon did everything right for this forum, and he won more times than Vordrak ever did. He won. He cannot be faulted, criticized, or analyzed for even one more second. Instead, he will be decorated as an epochal hero far too extraordinary to be contained by the mere Kiwi Farms. Let his revolting enemies be Samuel Collingwood Smith or Greta Gustav or whatever. Joshua Connor Moon is God.

 

If he's this cranky about being ignored on Gab I suppose I should clean my room up for the imminent FBI visit.

 

Null is more than an administrator.

Null is love, Null is life.

 

FUCK YOU MOON

 

I was only nine years old, and I loved Null more than anything...

 

lol calm down.

 

I'm calm. I'm just playing devil's advocate to promote discussion.

 

Now he's shilling his articles again

Spoiler: lol

 

"Joy as Loathesome Fat Fuck 'Lawyer' Samuel Collingwood Smith Excluded from Key Meeting with Anyone Ever"

So many important people aren't invited to big policy discussions with state leadership all over the globe.

Sam Smith, disgraced councilor for Welwyn Hatfield, who didn't do anything noteworthy (other than using an MP friend of his to harrass a teenaged girl by proxy) is crowing about someone that can use $100 bills to wipe his ass not getting invited to policy meetings.

Sam Smith, the guy with a demented mother, who's also on welfare.

 

He changed the title from "Jubilation" to "Joy", so I guess he's at least trying something different. He's like this AI program trying to beat Mario.

 

This is so sad