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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. "V-Vordy is just using a bot to sperg on gab, he doesn't even think about it really, th-that's why he's trying to get people to upboat him and downboat Null! Null is the lolcow!!!!"

    That definitely doesn't sound like Samuel Collingwood Smith's socks, no sir.
     
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  2. comparing null to cwc? THE HEIGHT OF INSULT
     
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  3. sam, plz

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    even /cow/ isn't fooled and they are pretty easily fooled
     
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  4. Unless there's another part of the story the 'cum for framergirl' comes from a single comment left by a certain festive feline on his blog.
    And of course Vordy would the the only person to ever reference it because who reads his blog let alone the comments
     
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  5. No, Null fucking Framergirl and not cumming is a meme it gets posted on /cow/ all the time. Usually by me. That's probs where Sam picked it up.

    Null wanting to fuck his own mother is uniquely a Vordrak obsession, and stems from a gross incest fanfiction Vordrak wrote and shilled.
     
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  6. What's with Vordrak's obsession with Null fucking his mum, exactly? It almost seems like projection.
     
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  7. [​IMG]
     
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  8. I'd certainly be concerned about leaving an older woman with memory problems in the care of a wizard with widespread behavioral issues.
     
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  9. Christ, Sam, leave your incest fanfiction to the tear stained manuscript you have on your weirdly stained nightstand.

    Like seriously, 9/10 when he mentions null's mom it involves either the word 'mommy' or vague-to-blatant incest fantasies
     
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  10. I think it's because Null made a "Sam fucks his demented mother and she doesn't even remember it" joke here once or twice and it really really stuck with him. But I could be wrong, the incest fanfic Sam wrote might have come before that.
     
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  11. Two new articles, tons of spam linking on Gab, looks like 50+ times today alone. He's back to his Twitter style of spamming the link at specific accounts as well.

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    In "Why the West Should Give Thanks for Putin this Christmas" he seems to have managed to not talk about Null. He does mention his other obsession, pedophilia/child rape, by talking about how you can buy child sex slaves. http://archive.is/EmUgF

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    Unless I missed it, he managed to not sperg about his main obsessions in this one at all. http://archive.is/Seet2

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  12. How this guy was ever in the Lablour party is absolutely beyond me.

    The way his brain is wired he should've gotten that little council seat as a Tory and nothing else. Or he might've been a UKIP guy.
     
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  13. :O :)

    That spam. He wants to be one of the big boys in Trump journalism so bad.
     
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  14. He was only in the party for 2 years. After that he abandoned ship, joined the conservative party then said "Liberal policy poses a greater threat to our children than Tanya French does".

    Tanya French was a 19 year old woman who (ready for the belter?) raped a 12 week old baby and took pictures of it. Yet again with the paedo shit.
     
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  15. peds.png
    original by Viking-Heart
     
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  16. Oh I know, the fact that he did get a seat being part of Labour is what amazes me. Seeing him write about... well, anything really, makes me imagine him breaking out in hives and getting flop sweat every time he remembered that he was a labour councillor.

    That must be part of the reason he went turncoat. The terrible realisation of being a Tory born in the wrong party must've been distressing and then there's the pedophiles lurking around every corner in Labour.
     
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  17. lmao that's not how you felt when your thread request was rejected Sammy boy
     
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  18. upload_2016-12-20_17-16-8.png me

    "who the fuck are you and why do you model yourself after someone who got a boner over torturing women?"
     
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